It's hard to save the world

Ladies, such as Barbara and Scarlet Witch, either regard him as a little friend (best friend) or as a caring big brother. In short, there is no pink color.

Barry: I'm really having a hard time, really!

【Yes, dear. 】

After getting an affirmative answer, Barry had a good idea in his mind. It happened to be April Fool's Day tomorrow. Could he temporarily "borrow" a girlfriend from a certain superstar colleague?

It wasn't that he didn't want to find someone who was single like Wonder Woman, the problem was that he didn't dare. When facing Wonder Woman, every time Barry felt like facing his mother, he really couldn't do it.

And counting the people who have girlfriends among superheroes, there are really only a handful of them.For ordinary people, brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes, but for their superheroes, it's just the opposite.Their superheroes are women like siblings, brothers like clothes, limbs are often broken (my own siblings are often injured, wives/girlfriends are often kidnapped, tearing tickets...), even if the clothes are torn (uniforms are often damaged in wars, My brother is blackened), and I have to continue to wear it after sewing.

Barry thought about the targets he could find in his heart. Bruce has many girlfriends, such as cover girls, models, ballerinas...but they probably don't have a good impression of him, so PASS.Meringue and Louise went through ups and downs and finally broke up. He still doesn't want to make trouble, so he also PASS...

After thinking about it carefully, it seems that the only ones who finally meet the requirements are the pair of Black Widow and Hulk, and the pair of Green Arrow and Black Canary.

Barry has a better relationship with the latter than the former.

Barry firmly believes that as long as the hoe is swung well, there is no corner that cannot be dug, and he does not really want to dig the wall, so the decision is up to you!

The next day, Oliver, who was sleeping soundly with his girlfriend in his arms, received a call from Barry early in the morning.

"Hello?...Who is it?" God knows he had a fight with gangsters last night, who came to disturb people's dreams so early in the morning?

"Hi, Oliver, I'm Barry. I need you and Black Canary to help me with something. I'll be there in 20 minutes." After speaking, Barry hung up the phone. It was the first time he did such a bad thing. nervous.

According to Barry's speed, it certainly doesn't take him 20 minutes to go to the Green Arrow's place, but the Green Arrow's side is obviously not up yet, he must give them time to clean up, otherwise he will see some children at that time Bad pictures are bad.

Oliver was holding the phone that was hung up. If it wasn't for Barry who was calling, he would have cursed.

But because it was Barry who called, and Barry had too good a reputation with him, Oliver had to call his girlfriend and get out of bed together.

After all, what Barry said on the phone was to ask him and Black Canary for help.

When Barry arrived, the two of them were already flirting in a glamorous manner. I have to say that this scene hurt single dogs very much.

Barry felt hurt and wanted to kick over the bowl of dog food.

【Darling, impulsiveness is the devil, only calmness can win. 】

Barry: [Don't worry, no problem, I can do it. 】

"Barry." Oliver warmly gave Barry a hug. "It's rare that you ask me for help. Tell me, what's the matter?"

Black Canary Laurel also looked at Barry with a smile.

"Uh..." They were so enthusiastic that Barry was a little embarrassed to speak.

【Honey, everything is to save the world, so go ahead, Barry! 】

In fact, Barry doesn't think it has anything to do with saving the world. Now, as a single dog, he wants to take revenge on society more.

"It's like this, I..." Barry blushed because of embarrassment, "Can I ask Laurel to pretend to be my girlfriend?"

"What's wrong?" Oliver asked worriedly.

If it was Batman and the others, he would definitely not be so worried. Of course, Batman would not need to ask him to borrow a girlfriend.But Barry, simple Barry, deceitful Barry, Oliver always felt that his little brother was too worrying.

Fortunately, the city he guards is Central City. If it were Gotham, Oliver felt that he might have to attend the other party's funeral a long time ago.

"It's just a special mission, I need a girlfriend, um... so I can only come to you."

Oliver nodded with some understanding, and didn't ask why Barry didn't go to Wonder Woman. Laurel and Barry walked together, and they could still be called a hot big sister and a simple little milk dog. They barely had a sense of CP. , but if it were Wonder Woman and Barry, it would be completely big sister and little brother.

Barry: I'm not small, I'm big (age)!

Oliver: Oh?Big (**)?

Oliver and Laurel looked at each other, then nodded and said, "Yes."

If it was Dick, he might not have nodded so readily, but if it was Barry, there would be no problem at all.Seriously, Barry would be the oldest virgin among superheroes (the purest superhero) if there were not such old virgins as Captain America.

Oh, by the way, even Captain America had a girlfriend, and Barry... well, let's not mention it.

After getting Oliver's consent, Barry: [6666666666666——Quick, get ready to start the favorability measurement. 】

[Dear, this side is ready, please start your performance. 】

Barry walked up to Laurel, "Ahem, Laurel, are you willing to be my girlfriend?"

Laurel raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "I am willing."

[Beep - Favorability measurement has been turned on, and is counting favorability...]

As Laurel's genuine boyfriend, Oliver folded his arms and watched the scene with a smile, without any feeling that he was being poached.

The main reason is that Barry behaved too purely, it didn't look like confession, but like playing house, full of the joy of a little boy.

After the favorability measurement was successfully activated, Barry breathed a sigh of relief, and then Pippi smiled and said to Oliver and Laurel: "Happy April Fool's Day!"

Oliver and Laurel were stunned for a moment when they looked at Barry, who looked surprised or surprised.

Then, they said almost in unison——

Laurel: "That's it?"

Oliver: "Little boy's joy."

Barry's smile slowly disappeared, what's going on, why is this reaction?

With that in mind, he asked the same question.

"Don't you have any other ideas?"

"What ideas can we have?" Watching you play house, do you still need to write a review?

Laurel: "Seriously, Barry, if it was Oliver who made this kind of joke, he would definitely lure people to the bed and say Happy April Fool's Day after a shot." Instead of asking a question like you "Would you like it", what kind of April Fool's prank by an innocent boy, let's make it funny!

Oliver's desire to survive made him immediately retort: ​​"Hey, Laurel, my dear, I will only have a fling with you, and don't say these inappropriate words in front of the little boy, it will teach the child badly."

"Come on, Oliver, you can do such a thing, that's what you are!"

"I do not have!"

……

Seeing that they were about to quarrel, Barry couldn't help interjecting weakly, "My friends, I'm not a child, I'm not a little boy, I'm already a man."

Oliver and Laurel paused their quarrel upon hearing this, glanced at Barry together, and said in unison: "Aren't you a little boy?!"

"Of course I'm not a little boy, and I'm not Dick." In Barry's heart, Dick and Jason are the little boys.

Oliver was amused, "Barry, whether it's a boy or not has nothing to do with age. To be honest, Dick is no longer a boy, but you—"

He gave Barry a strange look, "I bet you're still a virgin."

Barry received a knowing blow, but he would never give up easily, so he said bravely, "Who said that?! I... I'm not a virgin for a long time!"

Oliver laughed and said, "No, you definitely are! Barry, a real man, wouldn't be proud of being the fastest man in the world."

Barry: God, what a devil you are!

Barry felt that he was polluted by yellow/color/power, he was no longer the pure Barry, he almost couldn't look directly at the word "fastest"!

Barry: In order to save the world, I have sacrificed too much!

"Honey, don't dampen the little boy's happiness." Laurel stretched out his hand and pushed Oliver.

Barry felt that he had suffered [-] points of damage again. It was really too difficult to save the world. Why did he come here to suffer this kind of damage?

Green Arrow, Black Canary, you are not human, you are devils!

Barry, who was deeply shocked, left here immediately, and when Oliver and Laurel looked there again, they had long since lost sight of Barry.

"Barry couldn't have been hit. Seriously, my dear, what you said is really unfriendly to a man, even a boy."

Oliver was a little guilty, "Who asked him to come early in the morning to disturb people's dreams?"

And to be honest, although this joke is very naive, if it wasn't a pure boy like Barry who made this joke, Oliver would have given him an arrow.

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