It's hard to save the world

Using hamsters is better than using cats. After all, the whole world knows that Superman has a soft spot for cats.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-08-0522:40:28~2020-08-0622:46:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Krypton Fairy Tale Big Blue Bird; 4 bottles of Yuan Ling; 3 bottles of An Aine;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

No. 1296666, Fanwai

Lex Luthor is the most annoying person in the world!

Barry, who was put on the hamster running wheel by the other party, thought of this for the one hundred and first time.

It's very simple to ask him how he feels now - he can't stop at all!

For the first time in his life, Barry hated running so much.You must know that he is just a cute and fat hamster ball now, let him run with his short legs, what kind of crazy person can do it? !

Lex Luthor is the most annoying person in the world!

Barry thought this angrily for the one hundred and second time.

At the same time, his big golden retriever brother was still gnawing his bones with a silly face, like Erha who would drag thieves to his home.

In fact, during the panting run, Barry formulated multiple office escape plans, but he couldn't speak the language.

After the mouse talked with the dog for a long time, Barry had to realize in despair that his golden retriever brother was really just an ordinary golden retriever with the soul of a husky.

Just when Barry realized the reality, Lex Luthor spun and jumped and I jumped in with my eyes closed.

That way, Barry's hatred was instantly filled up.

Lex Luthor is the most annoying person in the world!

Barry thought so firmly for the one hundred and third time.

"Look at our cute little guest," Lex Luthor, as if feeling that he hadn't gained enough hatred, slammed his face in front of the running wheel, "What do you think is your most annoying alien friend?" , when will I come to rescue you?"

Barry didn't even bother to "squeak", after all, even a villain with a level nine intelligence can't understand hamster language, can he?

Lex Luthor didn't care about Barry's silence either, he never thought that he would get any satisfactory answer from the other party when he said these things.

After all, he had dealt with this group of superheroes more than once in the process of dealing with that annoying Kryptonian.

They are a group of hard bones that can't be chewed, but there are always some dogs who like to chase after them.

Lex Luthor, who likes this metaphor, seems to have forgotten that according to him, he is actually a member of the "dog".

And Barry felt that although he was not a human being now, Lex Luthor was a real dog!

Looking at the big golden retriever brother not far away from him, Barry felt that he needed to take back the evaluation just now and insulted the dog.Just as Barry was evaluating Lex Luthor passionately in his heart, the office door was blasted open with a "bang".

Walking towards us is Batman and Superman.

Seeing his friends, Barry ran faster in the running wheel, and seemed to really want to use his current chubby figure to show the demeanor of the Flash.

In fact, without him showing it, Bruce already knows he's turned into an animal.

How did he know?

Don't ask, just ask because he's Batman.

Follow the clue of turning into an animal to find Lex Luthor, and naturally it will not be a troublesome thing.

"You nasty alien!" Obviously Batman and Superman came in, but Lex Luthor filtered the existence of Batman perfectly in his eyes.

He stared closely at Superman, with that scorching gaze, people who didn't know saw it, and thought he was staring at his dream/love/person.

Superman has been Lex Luthor's enemy for so long, and is used to the way he looks at him.Thinking of what Lex Luthor had done in that dark memory, as well as his own experience of killing the other party, Superman's mood was very complicated.

Batman didn't care about the stares between the two old enemies. He walked to Barry's running wheel, gently pulled the little hamster out of the running wheel, and held it in his palm.

After being removed from the running wheel, Barry, who finally stopped running, sat on Batman's hand with a hamster butt.

The world's best partners go out together, not to mention dealing with Lex Luthor, even against Darkseid.

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Everyone waiting in the Hall of Justice watched Batman and Superman come back with a golden retriever.Because we already knew that Barry was transformed into an animal by magic, everyone immediately surrounded the big golden retriever.

"Is this Barry?" Billy's hand was ready to twitch.

Hal folded his hands on his chest, without looking at the golden retriever, "That's not Barry."

"Indeed." Batman agreed with Hal's words, and showed the hamster ball in his hand in front of everyone.

Hamster Ball Flash: "Squeak."

Everyone:……

Oops, this exciting feeling!

Everyone looked at the chubby Barry Rat, as if they had received a knowing blow.

Although Barry is very cute and cute when he is in human form, he is even more cute and cute when he becomes a hamster!Relying on the identity of Barry's boyfriend, Hal won the custody of Hamster Ball from many competitors, and also gave a golden retriever brother of Hamster Ball as a gift.

Raising a hamster ball, raising a cute hamster ball, raising a cute hamster ball who is essentially her boyfriend, this kind of thing is really... so happy!

With the sponsorship of Batman, Hal bought a series of necessities for raising hamsters, took the hamster ball home, and lived a happy life as a owner.

With the green light ring, Hal can even conjure up a little amusement park for the hamster ball.

If Ganther and the little blue people knew that Hal used the green light ring to do this, they would probably be very angry.

Recently, the citizens of the seaside city can often see Green Lantern with a fat hamster coming out to help others and save the world.

Citizens of the central city, because the Flash is "on business" these days, Green Lantern comes to help replace him, and he often sees the fat hamster who is inseparable from Green Lantern.

I don't know if it's been a long time since I saw The Flash.

Seeing the fur color of the little hamster, they felt that the little hamster looked a bit like their Flash.

It was a month later when Barry finally transformed from a hamster back into human form.

When Barry transformed back, Hal was taking a bath for Barry in the small tub specially used for hamsters, when suddenly a white light flashed, and a naked Barry appeared in front of him.

As the four eyes met, the temperature rose inexplicably.

The author has something to say: It is expected that there will be two or three extra chapters, and this article will come to an end.

I hope that the next "Jason Confused Behavior Awards [Comprehensive British and American]" will still get the love and support of the little angels.

"Jason Confused Behavior Awards [Comprehensive Anglo-American]" used to be called: [Comprehensive Anglo-American] Red Barrel Daily

【Irreverent copywriting】——

Why is a teenager obsessed with himself in the mirror so narcissistic?

Facing the murderer who killed him, why stand in front of him? ?

Jason's psychological problem, is it Stockholm or Narcissus? ? ?

Dark old bat, do you have a lot of question marks? !

Jason has a lot of little secrets, but he won't tell you :D

[serious copywriting]——

Jason was a different child since he was a child. He could observe his own counterparts in other parallel universes.

He had seen the priest version of himself, the red hood version of himself, the Robin version of himself.He likes the calmness of the priest, yearns for the strength of the red hood, and admires the bravery of Robin...

So he only relied on "self" to satisfy all his longing for heroes.

When the "narcissistic" Jason faced the baby Bruce who wanted to adopt him, he said righteously: No, please let me be beautiful alone.

Old bat pro:? ? ?

But Jason, who sternly rejected Brucey's baby, was really fragrant in the end.

It's a pity that Jason, who was different from childhood, still couldn't escape the plot of family death.When he was resurrected, just as he was about to "celebrate" by killing the ugly and offering sacrifices to the heavens, he observed the old bat pro who was laughing wildly at the world.

So Jason threw away his beloved little pistol/gun, and rolled up his sleeves to keep his old bat relative away from pathogens.

When the bat beats the clown—

The resurrected Jason jumped out: Let go of that clown!Hit me if you want to hit me! ! !

bat:? ? ?

clown:? ? ?

感谢在2020-08-0622:46:00~2020-08-0722:20:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 4 bottles of An Aine; 3 bottles of Yuan Ling;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

No. 1306666, Fanwai

【Batman's One Hundred and Eight Plans】

After that bloody hood incident, Batman was anxious all over.

The plan was listed over and over again, and they were all overturned by themselves.

Just when Bruce wanted to find Zatanna and look for a breakthrough from the magic side, he almost instantly noticed something was wrong on the magic side.

So on the magic side