The world's first playboy
Chapter 50
Cui Jin felt that he was really smart... Forget it, let's not be too smart.
The hero and heroine can’t be finished, you can write about other people, anyway, as long as this line is used.
Cui Jin thought about writing these lines into a novel and then adapting it into a script, but after thinking about it, both the novel and the script need a complete story, so the workload will be greatly increased.
He doesn't want to do so much white labor.
So just write the kind of short jokes, the kind that just give a background setting, and write a few more jokes so that he can arrange all the lines and plots.
Cui Jin thought carefully about what he wanted to do, but in the end Daredevil didn't expect it.
Although this only requires the male and female protagonists to speak the lines, the lines must also be spoken with sincerity, otherwise why doesn't he just let the two of them read the book, isn't it almost the same as speaking the lines?
He thought hard, thought about it, and finally only thought of the most suitable method of acting.
Well, Cui Jin could only accept the result resignedly.
In order to find materials and reasons, Cui Jin has already conceived in his mind how to do this matter openly, and finally 001 gave him the inspiration, and this so-called sadomasochism script finally sent its first one. use!
"Sadomasochistic Love Dating Agency" is just released!
Although it is still in his mind, everything has been set up, and construction and operation will start soon!
Excited, Cui Jin stayed up all night, and finished the essay on Nu Zun, which was about to be completed overnight, and sent it to be printed and bound quickly the next day.
The workers in the printing factory have long been experienced. Every time Shen Zhou’s books are delivered, they will schedule according to the schedule and decide who will read how many copies. The last group of people will read a little each, so that they don’t have to read the whole content. up.
Everyone was very satisfied with this distribution method, and they were even more overjoyed when they learned that this was the end of the female statue.
They are finally free!
In the end, a person poured cold water on it and said: "Don't worry, there will be a new script after a while."
Everyone: "..."
What a pain it is to have sorrow before the bliss is perfect...
From then on, the biggest wish of the workers in the printing factory was to cut off Cui Jin's hand, and the broken hand was still the writing one.
Cui Jin still didn't know that someone was cursing him behind his back, or he actually knew, but he didn't care, he was looking for Xue Er who was in Fengyagelang at this time, and he looked like he was here to catch the adulterer.
Xue Er was listening to the people here playing the piano and singing, drinking fine wine, feeling very happy, which soothed his pursuit that had been rejected all along.
Seeing Cui Jin suddenly at this time, he jumped up from the couch in fright, waved his hands repeatedly, "I'm not! I don't! I'm just here to listen to the music!"
Cui Jin folded her hands on her chest and said with a chuckle, "I haven't said what you are doing yet, you will stop calling yourself so soon."
Xue Er didn't dare to offend Cui Jin, he couldn't even catch up with Miss Wan'er now, if he offended the benefactor in Miss Wan'er's heart again, he would definitely get the box lunch.
This is also the reason why he found out that Cui Jin was Shen Zhou some time ago, and he cheated himself a few times, but he still didn't settle the score with Cui Jin.
Do you really think he has no temper and doesn't want to settle accounts?
That's because settling accounts is not as important as a wife.
Thinking of this, he could only grit his teeth and say with a flattering smile: "Brother Cui, brother Cui, I beg you, don't tell Miss Wan'er, I won't come here anymore."
Cui Jin was unmoved.
Xue Er gritted his teeth and said, "I didn't say anything about the things you cheated on me before, so why don't you just help me once!"
Cui Jin looked at his anxious look, sighed, and showed embarrassment: "Well, for the sake of your sincerity, I won't tell Wan'er for the time being."
He purposely bit down on the word "temporary", the implication was very obvious.
Xue Er immediately said very kindly: "Dare to ask Brother Cui, how can it become eternal?"
But in my heart I hated and spurned Cui Jin, a man-eating guy!
Thinking that he was going to be skinned, Xue Er couldn't help feeling sad.
want to cry.
Unexpectedly, Cui Jin turned around and said: "Brother Xue, you know, I have always supported you and Wan'er together, because I think you are a good man who is upright, kind, motivated and responsible, but you treat me like this." Is it?"
When Cui Jin said this, Xue Er thought that Cui Jin had matched him with Miss Wan'er before, and his anger turned into guilt, as if he had a small belly.
"Brother Cui, please enlighten me." He said respectfully.
Cui Jin slightly curled her lips, and then said lightly: "Don't say I won't help you, I have a chance for you and Wan'er to get along and get in touch with each other more, but it's a bit special, I don't know if you'd like to accept it. "
"If you're willing, I'll forgive you for what you did recently and don't tell Wan'er about it. If you don't want to, then I'll tell Wan'er about it so that Wan'er can see you clearly, so as not to add to your sadness in the future. "
If you don't succeed, you will be benevolent, if you win or die, does Xue Er still have to choose?
Without knowing what it was, he immediately said: "I promise you!"
Cui Jin nodded in satisfaction, very good, the male lead is in place.
As for the heroine, it's not a problem at all. When Cui Jin mentioned it, Su Wan readily agreed and didn't ask any other questions. She obviously trusted Cui Jin very much.
However, facing such unreserved trust, Cui Jin felt a little guilty.
All right, from now on he won't meddle in the affairs of the hero and heroine, if Wan'er really doesn't like it, then he won't match it up.
Xue Er: "...???"
The two waited for several days, but they didn't get what Cui Jin said, which made them a little confused. Could it be that things have changed?Or not ready?
Their doubts didn't last long, and soon they learned a big news - Cui Jin opened a new business!
The store is next to the bookstore, and the opening of the new store is very lively with firecrackers, and everyone can see the words on the plaque at a glance - dating agency!
What is this?
Everyone is wondering.
Don't blame them, it's just that the store is weird, there are no goods in it, only a lot of tables and chairs, a counter, and nothing else, it's clean.
If it wasn't for this plaque, they would have thought that the bookstore had expanded in size.
Of course, smart people soon thought of the business of this store as the name suggests from the plaque.
"Mr. Cui is going to change his career to become a matchmaker?" Someone asked a soulful question.
"What? Isn't he a book writer? Why did he become a matchmaker again?"
"Does anyone of you know the words hanging on the wall in that store? I don't quite understand them."
"I know, it's called 'sadomasochism'."
"What does this mean? How can a matchmaking shop make it so strange?"
When everyone was discussing what this store was about, Xue Er, who had been trained by Cui Jin, was pushed out.
His face was stiff and his scalp was numb.
Thinking of that bastard Cui Jin, I wanted to cry but had no tears.
He was caught by Cui Jin, who was still watching the show, and was forced to take over the task of "promotion and introduction". He had to stand in front of everyone and introduce the new store and new business to them.
To be precise, this is not a place where matchmakers introduce marriages.
It is a place to simulate a wedding.
For example, if someone and someone are about to get married, but they are worried that the life after marriage will be different from what they think, and they are afraid that they will have a bad life and have no regrets. etc.
Let the people in the dating agency simulate their married life, various problems and conflicts that may occur, and the way of getting along with relatives and husbands and wives, so that the couple can have a psychological preparation, or if they feel unacceptable, they should not get married.
When he first heard these contents, Xue Er looked at Cui Jin as if he was looking at a devil.
I couldn't help but think, is it because this guy's marriage life is unhappy, so everyone's marriage life is also unhappy?
Thinking about the fact that Cui Jin's wife has been gone for several years, and I haven't seen the other party continue the marriage. Presumably, he has a deep relationship with his dead wife, so he doesn't want to continue the marriage, right?It is also because of this that he can't see the good of others, and he can't get married even if he wants others?
The more Xue Er thought about it, the more likely it was.
So here comes the question, how could Cui Jin with such a mentality want him to be with Wan'er?
This is clearly impossible!
Soon, Cui Jin gave him an answer.
When Xue Er looked at the script that belonged to the story of himself and Miss Wan'er, there were only four words in his mind - God will kill me!
Sure enough, how could this bastard Cui Jin be willing to look at him!It turned out to be waiting here!
Once this script comes out, will Miss Wan'er still be with him?
Xue Er felt an unprecedented crisis.
He was struck by lightning, but Su Wan read it with great interest. She completely read this as a storybook, because the characters in recent years are so different from their prototypes!
Let's talk about herself, obviously she has long been an independent and self-reliant woman, but she still seems to be a weak little white flower who can't wait to cling to a good person when she sees a good person.
Although Xue Er's gap is not as big as Su Wan's, it is still obvious.
In the script, Xue Er is a responsible, gentle and modest son, but in reality, Xue Er...
Su Wan quietly glanced at Xue Er who was still in pain, and shook her head secretly in her heart, she was just a child who didn't grow up.
After the script was finished, Cui Jin spent a lot of effort. Speaking of it, I have to thank Xue Er for taking me to Xue's house last time and meeting several people in Xue's family, so that Cui Jin now has enough information and materials to complete the script.
However, although the script of the male and female protagonists has been written, due to many changes that compromise reality, 001's lines have not been used up, and only one third of them have been used.
In other words, the remaining two-thirds need to be used on other couples.
This is a big and difficult task.
The new store opened without a single real customer, even Su Wan couldn't help but asked worriedly: "Sir, do you really need more publicity?"
In fact, what she wanted to ask more was whether she really wanted to open this store, which always made her feel like she was looking for a fight.
Cui Jin was not in a hurry, "You and Xue Er practice hard. As for the publicity, I have my own arrangements."
Xue Er, who was reciting his lines sadly, burst into tears in his heart.
I am extremely suspicious of life, and I don't understand why I ended up reciting these shameful lines.
After much deliberation, the culprit was still locked on Cui Jin.
So he swore that he would make this damned man pay the price!
Ah bah... What are these words, it's over... He has been tainted by these script lines!
save... life... ah...
The author has something to say: Xue Er: "...I'm dirty!"
Cui Jin: "No, you are just possessed by the boss."
-
感谢在2020-08-1823:47:06~2020-08-1923:48:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 琑: 1 bottles of Xiaoyaozi;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
The hero and heroine can’t be finished, you can write about other people, anyway, as long as this line is used.
Cui Jin thought about writing these lines into a novel and then adapting it into a script, but after thinking about it, both the novel and the script need a complete story, so the workload will be greatly increased.
He doesn't want to do so much white labor.
So just write the kind of short jokes, the kind that just give a background setting, and write a few more jokes so that he can arrange all the lines and plots.
Cui Jin thought carefully about what he wanted to do, but in the end Daredevil didn't expect it.
Although this only requires the male and female protagonists to speak the lines, the lines must also be spoken with sincerity, otherwise why doesn't he just let the two of them read the book, isn't it almost the same as speaking the lines?
He thought hard, thought about it, and finally only thought of the most suitable method of acting.
Well, Cui Jin could only accept the result resignedly.
In order to find materials and reasons, Cui Jin has already conceived in his mind how to do this matter openly, and finally 001 gave him the inspiration, and this so-called sadomasochism script finally sent its first one. use!
"Sadomasochistic Love Dating Agency" is just released!
Although it is still in his mind, everything has been set up, and construction and operation will start soon!
Excited, Cui Jin stayed up all night, and finished the essay on Nu Zun, which was about to be completed overnight, and sent it to be printed and bound quickly the next day.
The workers in the printing factory have long been experienced. Every time Shen Zhou’s books are delivered, they will schedule according to the schedule and decide who will read how many copies. The last group of people will read a little each, so that they don’t have to read the whole content. up.
Everyone was very satisfied with this distribution method, and they were even more overjoyed when they learned that this was the end of the female statue.
They are finally free!
In the end, a person poured cold water on it and said: "Don't worry, there will be a new script after a while."
Everyone: "..."
What a pain it is to have sorrow before the bliss is perfect...
From then on, the biggest wish of the workers in the printing factory was to cut off Cui Jin's hand, and the broken hand was still the writing one.
Cui Jin still didn't know that someone was cursing him behind his back, or he actually knew, but he didn't care, he was looking for Xue Er who was in Fengyagelang at this time, and he looked like he was here to catch the adulterer.
Xue Er was listening to the people here playing the piano and singing, drinking fine wine, feeling very happy, which soothed his pursuit that had been rejected all along.
Seeing Cui Jin suddenly at this time, he jumped up from the couch in fright, waved his hands repeatedly, "I'm not! I don't! I'm just here to listen to the music!"
Cui Jin folded her hands on her chest and said with a chuckle, "I haven't said what you are doing yet, you will stop calling yourself so soon."
Xue Er didn't dare to offend Cui Jin, he couldn't even catch up with Miss Wan'er now, if he offended the benefactor in Miss Wan'er's heart again, he would definitely get the box lunch.
This is also the reason why he found out that Cui Jin was Shen Zhou some time ago, and he cheated himself a few times, but he still didn't settle the score with Cui Jin.
Do you really think he has no temper and doesn't want to settle accounts?
That's because settling accounts is not as important as a wife.
Thinking of this, he could only grit his teeth and say with a flattering smile: "Brother Cui, brother Cui, I beg you, don't tell Miss Wan'er, I won't come here anymore."
Cui Jin was unmoved.
Xue Er gritted his teeth and said, "I didn't say anything about the things you cheated on me before, so why don't you just help me once!"
Cui Jin looked at his anxious look, sighed, and showed embarrassment: "Well, for the sake of your sincerity, I won't tell Wan'er for the time being."
He purposely bit down on the word "temporary", the implication was very obvious.
Xue Er immediately said very kindly: "Dare to ask Brother Cui, how can it become eternal?"
But in my heart I hated and spurned Cui Jin, a man-eating guy!
Thinking that he was going to be skinned, Xue Er couldn't help feeling sad.
want to cry.
Unexpectedly, Cui Jin turned around and said: "Brother Xue, you know, I have always supported you and Wan'er together, because I think you are a good man who is upright, kind, motivated and responsible, but you treat me like this." Is it?"
When Cui Jin said this, Xue Er thought that Cui Jin had matched him with Miss Wan'er before, and his anger turned into guilt, as if he had a small belly.
"Brother Cui, please enlighten me." He said respectfully.
Cui Jin slightly curled her lips, and then said lightly: "Don't say I won't help you, I have a chance for you and Wan'er to get along and get in touch with each other more, but it's a bit special, I don't know if you'd like to accept it. "
"If you're willing, I'll forgive you for what you did recently and don't tell Wan'er about it. If you don't want to, then I'll tell Wan'er about it so that Wan'er can see you clearly, so as not to add to your sadness in the future. "
If you don't succeed, you will be benevolent, if you win or die, does Xue Er still have to choose?
Without knowing what it was, he immediately said: "I promise you!"
Cui Jin nodded in satisfaction, very good, the male lead is in place.
As for the heroine, it's not a problem at all. When Cui Jin mentioned it, Su Wan readily agreed and didn't ask any other questions. She obviously trusted Cui Jin very much.
However, facing such unreserved trust, Cui Jin felt a little guilty.
All right, from now on he won't meddle in the affairs of the hero and heroine, if Wan'er really doesn't like it, then he won't match it up.
Xue Er: "...???"
The two waited for several days, but they didn't get what Cui Jin said, which made them a little confused. Could it be that things have changed?Or not ready?
Their doubts didn't last long, and soon they learned a big news - Cui Jin opened a new business!
The store is next to the bookstore, and the opening of the new store is very lively with firecrackers, and everyone can see the words on the plaque at a glance - dating agency!
What is this?
Everyone is wondering.
Don't blame them, it's just that the store is weird, there are no goods in it, only a lot of tables and chairs, a counter, and nothing else, it's clean.
If it wasn't for this plaque, they would have thought that the bookstore had expanded in size.
Of course, smart people soon thought of the business of this store as the name suggests from the plaque.
"Mr. Cui is going to change his career to become a matchmaker?" Someone asked a soulful question.
"What? Isn't he a book writer? Why did he become a matchmaker again?"
"Does anyone of you know the words hanging on the wall in that store? I don't quite understand them."
"I know, it's called 'sadomasochism'."
"What does this mean? How can a matchmaking shop make it so strange?"
When everyone was discussing what this store was about, Xue Er, who had been trained by Cui Jin, was pushed out.
His face was stiff and his scalp was numb.
Thinking of that bastard Cui Jin, I wanted to cry but had no tears.
He was caught by Cui Jin, who was still watching the show, and was forced to take over the task of "promotion and introduction". He had to stand in front of everyone and introduce the new store and new business to them.
To be precise, this is not a place where matchmakers introduce marriages.
It is a place to simulate a wedding.
For example, if someone and someone are about to get married, but they are worried that the life after marriage will be different from what they think, and they are afraid that they will have a bad life and have no regrets. etc.
Let the people in the dating agency simulate their married life, various problems and conflicts that may occur, and the way of getting along with relatives and husbands and wives, so that the couple can have a psychological preparation, or if they feel unacceptable, they should not get married.
When he first heard these contents, Xue Er looked at Cui Jin as if he was looking at a devil.
I couldn't help but think, is it because this guy's marriage life is unhappy, so everyone's marriage life is also unhappy?
Thinking about the fact that Cui Jin's wife has been gone for several years, and I haven't seen the other party continue the marriage. Presumably, he has a deep relationship with his dead wife, so he doesn't want to continue the marriage, right?It is also because of this that he can't see the good of others, and he can't get married even if he wants others?
The more Xue Er thought about it, the more likely it was.
So here comes the question, how could Cui Jin with such a mentality want him to be with Wan'er?
This is clearly impossible!
Soon, Cui Jin gave him an answer.
When Xue Er looked at the script that belonged to the story of himself and Miss Wan'er, there were only four words in his mind - God will kill me!
Sure enough, how could this bastard Cui Jin be willing to look at him!It turned out to be waiting here!
Once this script comes out, will Miss Wan'er still be with him?
Xue Er felt an unprecedented crisis.
He was struck by lightning, but Su Wan read it with great interest. She completely read this as a storybook, because the characters in recent years are so different from their prototypes!
Let's talk about herself, obviously she has long been an independent and self-reliant woman, but she still seems to be a weak little white flower who can't wait to cling to a good person when she sees a good person.
Although Xue Er's gap is not as big as Su Wan's, it is still obvious.
In the script, Xue Er is a responsible, gentle and modest son, but in reality, Xue Er...
Su Wan quietly glanced at Xue Er who was still in pain, and shook her head secretly in her heart, she was just a child who didn't grow up.
After the script was finished, Cui Jin spent a lot of effort. Speaking of it, I have to thank Xue Er for taking me to Xue's house last time and meeting several people in Xue's family, so that Cui Jin now has enough information and materials to complete the script.
However, although the script of the male and female protagonists has been written, due to many changes that compromise reality, 001's lines have not been used up, and only one third of them have been used.
In other words, the remaining two-thirds need to be used on other couples.
This is a big and difficult task.
The new store opened without a single real customer, even Su Wan couldn't help but asked worriedly: "Sir, do you really need more publicity?"
In fact, what she wanted to ask more was whether she really wanted to open this store, which always made her feel like she was looking for a fight.
Cui Jin was not in a hurry, "You and Xue Er practice hard. As for the publicity, I have my own arrangements."
Xue Er, who was reciting his lines sadly, burst into tears in his heart.
I am extremely suspicious of life, and I don't understand why I ended up reciting these shameful lines.
After much deliberation, the culprit was still locked on Cui Jin.
So he swore that he would make this damned man pay the price!
Ah bah... What are these words, it's over... He has been tainted by these script lines!
save... life... ah...
The author has something to say: Xue Er: "...I'm dirty!"
Cui Jin: "No, you are just possessed by the boss."
-
感谢在2020-08-1823:47:06~2020-08-1923:48:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 琑: 1 bottles of Xiaoyaozi;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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