The world's first playboy

There are many boats and boats on the river, and the lights on the boat are brightly lit. You can vaguely see the people on the boat drinking and drinking, pushing cups and changing cups, which is very lively.

Groups of men and women by the river carry river lanterns and place them in the river, making their precious wishes one after another.

Candy paintings of people on the shore, mask lanterns, windmill head ropes, couplets with spices... people are dizzying to see.

There are also quite a few people playing, either carrying lanterns or wearing masks, or holding sugar figurines, which is a lively scene.

"Miss Wan'er, look at this lamp. I specially ordered someone to order it, and there is a portrait of you on it." Er Xue followed Wan'er and the others eagerly.

Wan'er also didn't understand why the other party was so obsessed with her, it was clearly impossible for them.

"Lang Jun's heart, Wan'er appreciates it, but don't bother Lang Jun to spend money, Wan'er can still afford the money for a lantern." Su Wan politely declined.

Xue Er felt that he was stabbed in the heart again, forget it, he was used to it.

Because Wan'er and the others often perform and are very famous, they always wear veils when they go out, and they also bring guards behind them. Cui Jin went to buy people to train them, and they are not from the escort agency, so there is no need to worry about safety issues.

Xue Er watched Wan'er go shopping with her sisters in frustration, and threw the lantern that she had carefully prepared for a long time to the servant behind her in frustration and decadence.

"Tell me, what can I do to make Miss Wan'er look at me more!" Xue Er was really distressed. His Miss Wan'er is different from ordinary coquettish sluts. She is self-reliant and does not depend on others. I don't want to be attached to anyone, even if he is the Heavenly King... Ahem, it might still be useful, but the point is, he is not the Heavenly King!

"Mr. Erlang, since you can't deal with Miss Wan'er, you can deal with her relatives and friends first. Mr. Cui's words that Miss Wan'er listens to the most now, as long as you coax Mr. Cui well, I'm afraid Miss Wan'er won't see you in the future." Are you?" It was rare for the boy to be smart.

Xue Er slapped his hands suddenly, "Yes!"

He thought that the moon would be the first to be close to the water, so why didn't he think that the thief would be the first to capture the king? !

"Tell me, where is Cui Jin!"

Flower boat.

A layer of rouge has been dyed on the faces of several men.

"Drink! Brother Cui, drink quickly! Good wine!"

"I lost again in boxing guessing, Brother Cui, you are cheating!"

"One cup, two cups, three jars... Hey, why is there a room full of wine jars in front of me?"

Cui Jin sat firmly on the table, his cheeks were reddish, and he patted his chest in fear. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and saw that the people here intended to infuse him with alcohol, so he proposed to replace the pure drinking with finger-guessing, and drink after losing.

As for this kind of little skill, Cui Jin is easy to catch, and has never lost since the beginning.

No matter how many people suspected that he was cheating, there was nothing he could do.

Seeing that several people were drunk, Cui Jin's dizzy head also relaxed a little.

Fortunately, he was not the one who was drunk, but even so, his mind was not very clear.

Otherwise, he wouldn't turn his head and say to Cui Sand who had been air-conditioning all the time: "Third Brother, do you want to drink?"

Cui San's face was gloomy, and his whole body exuded a cold aura.

He never expected that this guy was so capable that several people couldn't drink him down.

Could it be that his plan for tonight is about to die?

Do not!He doesn't allow it!

This guy dared to lie to him so many times, and now he knows that he is the Shen Zhou who made him hide at home for two months without daring to go out!

If the debt is not recovered, he will take the surname of Cui Jin!

Ok?

His surname seems to be Cui?

Forget it, forget it.

"Seventh brother, you eat first, I'll have someone take them to change clothes first, you wait here." Cui San asked people to lead a few people to the room, and splashed cold water on them to wake them up, although they were not fully awake , but also knew what he was going to do.

"This, this surnamed Cui is such a thief! He actually got us all drunk!" Someone woke up and said angrily.

"Yes, we can't continue to fall into his trap!"

Several people agreed that a person like Shen Zhou is absolutely impossible to be so stupid, look, they almost fell into a ditch in a bar?

Several people became more vigilant and decided to regain their strength. They must make that person embarrassing in public, otherwise they will be sorry for the days when they were poisoned by those two books!

Seeing that they were all back, Cui Jin warmly invited them to continue drinking.

However, several people refused again and again, saying that they were not feeling well and could not drink more.

Cui Jin had no choice but to let go.

"I've heard for a long time that brother Cui is very talented, how about meeting friends with poetry today?" someone suggested.

"Today's Flower Festival, it's better to use flowers as the theme, regardless of the type."

"One person, one song, connected end to end, those who can't answer, drink!"

A few people you said to me, and everything was settled.

Cui Jin didn't even have time to express his objection.

He stared dumbfounded at the few people in front of him, then looked at the smiling faces around him, and said, "Seventh brother, you friends are so elegant, you won't spoil everyone's interest, right? It's just a glass of wine."

Cui Jin's drunkenness dissipated immediately, and a chill came into his mind.

001: "Host be careful, they are trying to get you drunk."

Although Cui Jin didn't know why, but it was difficult to find the reason, of course it had to be solved first.

"I... suddenly felt unwell and wanted to go home to rest. My kid is still waiting for me to tell him a bedtime story, otherwise he won't be able to fall asleep." He laughed dryly.

Cui Ling, who was pulled as a shield: "Ah Choo...!"

"The child will be taken care of by his own servants, why should Brother Cui worry about it, let's meet friends through poetry!" Everyone said reluctantly.

"Or, Brother Cui only likes to write story books, but not good at composing and reciting poems?"

Cui Jin noticed that the crowd was aggressive and the visitors were not kind, so she was alert, but after this alertness, she found...that she was alone and helpless.

The boat belongs to other people, and the people who wait on it belong to other people, and the few of them are united and there are many people!

He was the only one on the ship without any assistance.

Cui Jin suddenly felt a chill in his heart.

Instantly understood, the people on the other side did it on purpose.

Although I don't know the reason, but he must be punished.

He immediately decided that he couldn't sit still.

But he must not reveal the fact that he has discovered their purpose, otherwise they will stop pretending and will fight hard, and once they do hard, he is definitely not an opponent.

He smiled and said: "Didn't you just drink, and your mind is a little unclear, let's stop fighting and fight, wait for a while to sober up before starting, if you don't get drunk today, you won't go home!"

Several people looked at each other and felt that it was feasible, and immediately agreed: "If you don't get drunk, you won't return!"

Cui San looked at Cui Jin's seemingly unusual smile, vaguely felt that something was wrong, but couldn't say it out.

So a few people closed their eyes and meditated on the wine table in the hall, and Cui Jin asked someone to find a big lantern on the grounds of showing respect, and found a pen and paper in private, and wrote a big "" on the lantern cover with black ink. Help!" three large characters.

Climb up to the second floor and hang this lamp in the most conspicuous position of the whole ship.

And he wrote these three characters on all four sides, no matter from which side you look, you can see these three characters.

After doing all this, he had to hurry back to deal with it.

I just hope someone sees it quickly and comes to save him!

Cui Jin wiped away his tears, it was too difficult for him!

Why are these people doing this to him!

Since there are many boats on this river, the distance between everyone is not very far, and the lanterns hung by Cui Jin were quickly noticed by the people on the surrounding boats.

"Hahaha! Brother, look what's hanging on that boat! It's so interesting, who wrote 'Help me' on the lantern?! It's so creative! How many people's attention must be attracted!" A young girl laughed laughing out loud.

The person she called her brother also looked at, and was immediately curious and speechless, and ordered the servants: "Go and find out, whose boat is that? Who is on board?"

Scenes like this also happened on several other ships, and everyone was amused by the lanterns. After a while, someone said: "Could someone really ask for help? Could it be a girl?"

Everyone stood outside the cabin one after another, looking at the flower boat that attracted so much attention from a distance.

The servants guarding the boat sensed something was wrong, but the masters didn't care, and were even eagerly waiting for Cui Jin, who was about to get drunk and make a fool of himself.

Cui Jin struggled and struggled, wondering why no one came to rescue him?

He looked up and saw that there were indeed many boats around, and there were many people on board who were looking at him.

Cui Jin understood in an instant, this is waiting and watching, why help, what if it is someone's spoof?

Cui Jin was surrounded by the malicious eyes of several people around him, with grief and indignation in his heart, the eyes he looked at Cui San and the group of people also changed.

If that's the case, then he...you're welcome!

Cui Jin stood up abruptly, pushed away the people around her, walked out of the encirclement, and let herself appear in the perspective that the people on the boat outside could see.

He stared at the few people around him with indescribable and sad eyes, and said in a voice as loud as possible to reach the ears of others: "My dear friends!"

"Although Cui Qi admires the talents of all of you, men and women, men and women are all about what you like and what you want. I didn't intend to get involved with you, but you are entangled and pressed every step of the way! Today, it is even more important to Get me drunk and intend to do that wrong thing!"

Cui Jin's eyes were red, his figure was unstable, but his voice was sonorous and powerful.

"Today, even if you all try your best to force me to die, I, Cui Jin, will never succumb to your lustful power!"

Cui San and the others: "..."

Are they still drunk?

What nonsense is this guy Cui Jin talking about?

They looked dumbfounded, but the onlookers weren't dumbfounded!

Hearing those words, they immediately understood that this was actually an overlord in disguise!That guy Cui San is still a procuress who wants to sell his younger brother to those bastards!

And what did the man say?

Cui Jin?He is Cui Jin?Mr. Jiuchen who doesn't care about fame and wealth?

This time, Cui Jin's words became even more convincing.

As a result, those who were watching stopped watching, and they all said, "Quickly, let the boat get closer to the one in the middle! Hurry up and save Mr. Cui!"

Several ships moved closer together.

And the people on the boat who were stunned by Cui Jin's words finally came to their senses, and immediately understood what Cui Jin said.

It's like swallowing flies one by one!

It instantly reminded them of the fear of being dominated by "The Overlord".

One of them couldn't bear it anymore, pointed at Cui Jin and cursed: "Fuck you! I can't see you even if I have a crush on a bitch! If it wasn't for rewarding you for writing "Ba Zong" and "Crossing Time" The enemy, who wants to make false claims with you!"

"Well, you Cui Jin, you are wearing Jiuchen and hiding Shenzhou. This is what your third brother heard with his own ears. Do you dare not admit it? Shen! Zhou! Sir! Sir!" The voice gritted its teeth.

Cui Jin: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Cui Jin never expected that this was the reason why he was tricked into the Hongmen Banquet. If he had known earlier...he would definitely not have attracted so many people!

Finished!

With a crash, someone fell into the water. It was a servant from another boat who was climbing onto Cui Jin's boat to rescue him.

001 kindly reminded: "Host, you have lost your horse." The kind that can't be worn back.

Cui Jin: "..."

Trembling all over, he stepped back and walked to the side of the boat, his legs went limp when he looked at the river below.

However, looking at the boats approaching faster and faster around them, and those people on board with burning eyes and imposing manner.

Cui Jin closed her eyes and jumped into the river resignedly!

Getting caught and jumping into the river are just the difference between waiting to die and courting death.

Cui Jin now only hopes that his swimming skills, which have been wasted for more than half a year, have not regressed.

"He's not dead! Run away! Hurry up!" The voice behind him made Cui Jin swim faster. He threw away his cumbersome coat and thought, as long as he swims fast, the boat won't be able to catch up.

001: "One two one, one two one, one two one, host, come on!"

Cui Jin was exhausted, "Shut up...you trash!"

The author has something to say: Cui Jin: "Today, I am passionately interpreting what is meant by 'lifting a rock to shoot myself in the foot'. Everyone applauds enthusiastically!"