The world's first playboy

What Cui Jin wants to write, of course it is the empress he has been lusting after for a long time!

If there is any type of article that can give a subversive blow to the worldview of everyone in the world, it must be the female queen.

What is danmei!

What is it to have children!

This time, he not only wants men to have children, but also makes them be good wives and goddaughters, virtuous and virtuous.

Hehe, I believe everyone will thank him, seeing how kind he is, and how different the worldview he has shown them.

Cui Jin's writing is of course not pure female statues, pure female statues are at most a new world view, and there must be contrasts to have conflicts.

So he arranged the background for the protagonist - a frail and sickly son of a family, who traveled to the world of female venerables after his death, and his identity is also the son of a family.

However, this son and that son are completely different.

At the beginning of time travel, although the male protagonist felt that everything was a little weird, he didn't think about it, and he couldn't ask others, and he couldn't reveal his identity, because he was afraid that he would be burned to death as a possessed wild ghost.

Even if he was served by the servants around him, painted with makeup, dressed in gold and silver, and brightly dressed, and couldn't go out, he only thought that there was something wrong with his body and he had to be raised as a girl.

And he couldn't reveal that he didn't remember the past at all, so he could only let it go, suppressing his awkwardness and tolerating such a dress.

As he walked out of the yard, the feeling of disobedience in his heart became more and more serious, until he witnessed a servant in the mansion being pressed into the rockery by a maid to kiss...kiss...

Male lead: "........."

Think that's enough?

Cui Jin tells you, not yet.

Afterwards, the male protagonist felt that maybe those two people had such a status relationship, and used this reason to convince himself, he was secretly relieved.

However, this tone was brought up again when he saw several women in convenient and luxurious clothes coming back from ethnology together.

You know, from the time he woke up until he recovered, no one asked him to study.

The grandma smiled and comforted him, "Master, what books do we men need to read? As long as we can read and write, we will be able to take care of our wives and teach our daughters."

A wife and a daughter...

A wife and a daughter...

The male lead woke up from his dream. This is indeed a world where women are superior to men. It was his luck to be reborn as a man, but now... it seems to have become his misfortune!

The son of an aristocratic family who was once glorious and talented, but now he is looking forward to marrying a good girl, who will be a good wife and goddaughter in the future?

The male protagonist has successfully closed himself.

However, he never expected that there was more than that waiting for him ahead.

During the family dinner, the male protagonist made his debut in front of everyone. He restrained his emotions, but when he saw a man with a big belly, he completely failed!

Yes.

A man with a big belly - man -!

"Sixth brother is also envious of my elder brother who was pregnant just after I entered the house? Do you want to come over and have a pet? You will have it after you get married."

Have?

have what?

Have a big belly? !

The male protagonist fainted on the spot, and after waking up, he was still unwilling to face the reality, unwilling to accept that he was not only in a world where women were superior to men, but also a world where men married and had children!

He's completely autistic.

Cui Jin wrote it with a smile and never went down. I believe that any man who reads this article will also be as autistic as the protagonist in the article.

How could he miss such a beautiful scene!

When that day comes, he must hide in the shop and read the book secretly!

Cui Jin was writing furiously while smiling sinisterly. The appearance of secretly doing bad things made anyone tremble when they saw it.

After he finished the tens of thousands of words of the opening chapter, he left the house openly and moved to his Zhuangzi.

You must not go out to give the manuscript at Cui's house, or his elder brother will find out.

It would be much more convenient to go back to Zhuangzi, and he went to Jiuchen Bookstore with the manuscript openly, and no one could guess what he was carrying with him.

Cui Jin handed over the manuscript to the manager of the bookstore, "This is a new manuscript submitted by Mr. Shen Zhou. Print two thousand copies of it first."

There is already movable type printing here. Although printing books is not as simple as modern ones, it is not difficult to print a book when the words are arranged well.

He believed that this book would also be a bestseller in Chang'an!

The steward knows that there are some things that should not be asked, so don't ask too much, such as why those few authors submitted their manuscripts directly to Cui Jin instead of handing them over to the store.

He simply took the book and went to the printing factory.

And when he was arranging the printed books with them, he still had to read this text that he already had a foreboding.

And before he finished watching it, he already had an expression of doubting life.

There are several other printing workers next to him who have the same emoji package as him.

One of them couldn't hold back and asked: "Shopkeeper, is this book written by Shen Zhou?!"

The shopkeeper of the bookstore nodded blankly, as if he hadn't recovered yet.

The worker immediately looked like he was about to cry, "Shopkeeper, I have one thing to ask of you, next time you will have his book delivered, can you tell me in advance, I want to ask for leave in advance!"

The eyes of the rest of the workers also lit up, they thought too!

Can't be provoked, can't you hide?

The manager of the printing factory who also read this book said with a cold face: "Don't think about it!"

He can't stop watching, so why don't these people not watch? !

The workers suddenly felt like mourning.

Cui Jin still doesn't know what kind of blows and harms this novel named "Those Days I Traveled Through" brought to the first batch of readers. He is currently supervising the follow-up improvement of Zhuangzi in Zhuangzi.

The trees have been bought, as have the vegetables and flowers, and what is needed now is a group of workers to plant these things where they should be.

Those who go up the mountain go up the mountain, and those who go down the field go down the field. Construction workers are obviously not good enough.

So Cui Jin went to the slave market again to buy some people to work in his village.

After all, it is a private high-end Zhuangzi, which requires both service and efficiency. Efficiency and performance require farmers who can work.

So Cui Jin chose some adult men and women who looked like they could do the work, and they looked like they could do the work, and they did get affirmative answers after asking.

And those who serve tea and water need a good appearance and emotional intelligence.

After Cui Jin's interview, seven or eight young boys and girls with good looks and talking skills were also selected, as well as a few older young men and women, all of whom were outstanding in appearance.

Looking at these people, Cui Jin felt a little pity. If they also went to act, it might be a better choice.

But now he can only waste time in his village.

Each of them has signed a contract of sale. After all, it is an important place. It is more reliable to have this thing. Those actors did not have a contract of sale because they want to show their faces and represent the face of his entertainment company. They cannot be a group of slaves. Under such circumstances, I believe that countless people in the city know them, know that they are his people, and they will be caught if they run away.

After learning what Cui Jin bought them for, everyone was relieved and showed a little smile.

Seeing that this man bought so many people, they thought he was going to open some kind of unclean place. Now that he is working on a village, how can they be unhappy?

Without Cui Jin's advice, everyone worked hard, for fear that if they did not perform well, they would be resold by the new owner.

Cui Jin: "..."

Are these people too self-conscious?

Did you make money?

Since this Zhuangzi is going to be open to the outside world and receive guests, it is necessary to do a good job in etiquette and service.

For this reason, Cui Jin also specially found a nanny who understands etiquette, and taught everyone how to call people politely, how to walk, how to walk, how to behave when they see someone, and so on.

Those who work can use it if they know about it, but the waiters must learn all the etiquette to the extreme, so that people can't make mistakes.

Otherwise, learning is in vain.

After supervising them for a few days, Cui Jin felt relieved to do other things.

Having said that, it seems that from the beginning of his career, everyone under him seems to be working hard, and none of them is lazy?

Is it because the labor market is like this, or is he lucky, or is he managing well?

Cui Jin couldn't figure it out, so he simply didn't want to.

Seeing those farm workers carrying the trees up one by one, and the fruit forest area taking shape, Cui Jin nodded with satisfaction, and was already considering setting a higher salary for these people.

Don't be stingy with the working people!

In Cui Jin's era, artificial intelligence and machinery have long been replaced by artificial intelligence, and some jobs that cannot be completed by humans and must be completed by humans are paid quite high.

After all, in the future, everyone will have no shortage of money or living resources. Everyone has money and leisure, and there are quite a few people who will do physical work, and no one will do it without high pay.

When he got here, Cui Jin also subconsciously maintained this habit.

While he was busy on Zhuangzi, "Those Days I Traveled Through" was already on sale.

Since Jiuchen's time-travel novel "Jin Yu" became popular just after it was published, the setting of time-travel has attracted countless people!

Therefore, at this time, a book titled with the word "traveling" came out, and many people quickly opened it without even seeing who the author was.

then……

Everyone was stunned and dazed.

cross?

They understand, it is one world to another world.

Women are superior to men?

They also understand this. It is said in history that there was once a small country that belonged to the country of women, but it was destroyed later.

Can men be dressed up and dressed up? ? ?

Men are pregnant and still breastfeeding? ? ?

Children, do you have many little question marks?

With goosebumps all over the body, the men struggled to spit out that uncivilized but apparently everyday word in Chang'an City: "Fuck!"

Those who responded quickly turned to look at the author, and when they really saw the word "Shen Zhou", they couldn't help shouting angrily: "Sure enough, it's Shen Zhou's dog again!"

Most of those who can read are scholars, and being able to shout the word "dog ratio" in such a large audience shows that they are extremely ashamed and angry.

At this point, the first batch of readers suffered... Oh no, it was Cui Jin, who had seen enough of everyone's expressions after reading it, and rolled on the ground laughing!

Hahahahahahaha...

He suddenly felt that time travel didn't seem so bad!

After all, such a spectacle could not be seen in his era.

Only here can he enjoy such special happiness.

Cui Jin couldn't help sighing, he is really a good boy who can find happiness by himself!

However, Cui Jin soon became unhappy.

Even though Cui Xie didn't know the news of Cui Jin's writing again in the first place, the speed of the original biography of what he wrote was extremely fast. In just one day, almost the streets and alleys of Chang'an City knew that the man in the whole city knew about it. Shen Zhou, who has been buzzing over and over again, has published a new article!

Everyone's face changed after hearing the news, the number of men on the street was visibly decreasing, everyone went home one after another, and asked the servants to go to the bookstore to buy a book and come back.

As a result, the bookstore sold out quickly, and had to be reprinted in a hurry.

And those who bought the book first, after reading the book, couldn't help but itch their teeth with anger!

While being angry, they couldn't help but be attracted by the world in the book. Seeing the protagonists bump into various obstacles, the funny writing made them unable to control their expressions and burst out laughing.

When women read this book, they are not as reserved as men. They are more like a few people reading and laughing together, and discussing it from time to time.

"If only we could really be like the ones in the book... let those men also taste the hardships we have experienced!" the women sighed.

"Correct!"

"That's right!"

"Before, I thought that Mr. Shen Zhou was just a person who could write absurd stories, but now it seems that he is also a wonderful person."

An official who was disgusted by this book heard such remarks, his eyes lit up immediately, and he immediately presented a memorial to the saint, saying: "Your Majesty, someone is using the book to instigate and incite women, intending to divide our country and cause turmoil in our country. ah!"

That damned man, I will definitely teach you how powerful it is!

Nonsence!What kind of nonsense is this, and the officials who were influenced by Shen Zhou's words secretly spurned it.

The emperor took the presented script from him.

"Those Days I Traveled Through".

The name is quite interesting.

So he started flipping through the content, and then... nothing more.

The emperor was expressionless: "..."

The author has something to say: The Emperor: "Why do I get caught every time?"

Cui Jin: "Why do people always want to harm me?"

Author: Because of me, hee hee.

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