The world's first playboy

"Mr. Qilang, please stay inside and reflect." The servant opened the door of the ancestral hall, sent Cui Jin in, and closed the door again.

Cui Jin scratched at the crack of the door and asked, "Hey, did they tell me when they would let me go out? Will they deliver food and water? What if I think about it? I can't let me solve it here, can I?" Inside and out, he asked him when he could go out, overtly and secretly.

The servants said that they were just a tool to listen to the master's words, and they didn't answer because they didn't know.

In desperation, Cui Buqu had no choice but to go back. He was too tired to stand, so he sat cross-legged while holding the futon.

Until then he felt that he had done nothing wrong.

If you had to pick one wrong, it would be too bad luck.

The cheap father, Cui Ge, went out of the city a few days ago to run errands. He just came back today. Because he went out to do errands secretly and was inconvenient to show off, he put on that attire. This is also the place of the imperial court, to prevent people from obeying and violating.

The result is this size.

He happened to be out looking for an actor, so he fell in love at first sight with the ordinary old Cui Ge so suddenly. In order to attract talents, he talked about what he thought was the best welfare, and he was caught right away.

When he returned home, he was sent to the ancestral hall.

It is said that he should reflect on himself, but what should he reflect on?

Reflect on his unlucky luck?

Alas, after the release, the first thing he has to do is... raise a tank of koi and transfer his luck.

"Look at what he looks like! He walks like a fool and doesn't show proper manners. He is still talking nonsense on the street. If he hadn't met me, how embarrassing would our Cui family be?" Cui Ge's old man still hasn't calmed down.

Cui Xie was also helpless, "Then what should we do, we can't lock people up at home, can we? No one is perfect, the seventh brother has been doing well recently, those unreliable people outside have been cut off, Long Shengjiu Even if your sons are different, it is impossible for you to ask all your sons to be so good as to meet your requirements."

Elder Cui Ge didn't like to hear this kind of talk the most, "This is why you don't like official career and only want to study? Is there gold growing on the ground of the Imperial Academy? Where do you want to weed if you don't care about your future?"

Cui Xie stopped talking. If there were some things that made sense, they would have already made sense.

Seeing that he ignored him all the time, Cui Ge was in a bad mood, and if he was in a bad mood, someone would be in trouble.

After a while, a servant went to the ancestral hall and said to Cui Jin: "Qilang, my lord asked you to write a [-]-word letter of repentance, and you can go out as soon as you finish writing it."

I brought pen, ink, paper and inkstone.

Cui Jin's legs softened and he sat on the ground.

What did you say? !

Ten thousand words? !

What kind of wolf word is this? !

He wants to write until the year of the monkey and the month of the horse? !

The servant smiled and said: "Lang Jun said, I heard that Qilang can write tens of thousands of words, and his repentance letter is only allowed to write [-] words, which is already very tolerant."

Cui Jin: "..."

Do not live by committing sins.

Who the hell made you fancy that old man and sent out an invitation to join him? !Look, this is coming without retribution?

But it's better than closing it without telling the time before.

No way, he had to write even if he had to bite the bullet.

But [-] words...

When is he going to write...

The most important thing is...he doesn't know what's wrong with him at all!How the hell should I write this? ? ?

He had no choice but to start the Hydrology Dafa.

First of all, the description of weather and scenery is given priority.

"That day was sunny and sunny, spring and scenery bright..." Shui Yiqian.

Let's describe the appearance of the clothes.

"I saw that man was wearing a coarse linen shirt, but he couldn't conceal his elegance..." He wears thousands of clothes, flattering and flattering, regardless of whether he is disgusting or not, as long as he can count.

Continue with the psychological description.

"With just one glance, my heart was pounding, and I wondered: the old man on the other side is so handsome (× off)..."

Day after day, day after day, he finally finished the [-]-character letter of repentance at noon the next day, under the hunger and cold.

He felt that he was at a loss. There is no punctuation in this era, and the result of not having punctuation is that he lost hundreds of words.

If there are hundreds of words, does he need to think so many disgusting and obedient words to please that cheap father?

After finishing writing, he asked someone to call someone to come, and handed over the letter of repentance.

"Hurry up, let me out! I'm going to starve to death!" After all, he didn't eat for a whole day.

The other party said with a smile: "The villain still needs to ask my husband for instructions, and I also ask Qilang to be safe and not to be impatient."

Cui Jin was beating his heart, wouldn't he have to read his repentance letter before deciding whether to let him go?

So what... Although he thinks that the writing is very serious (difficult) and really (difficult), but as far as that thing, he thinks... the possibility of passing the test is not very high, so he probably won't rewrite it! ?

Cui Jin felt a little guilty and anxious, and even put aside the boring idea of ​​continuing to write new articles or scripts.

Just as he was thinking wildly, a figure appeared outside the door.

"Uncle, I want to see my dad."

"Xiao Lang is just watching outside, but he can't go in."

"Good uncle."

When Cui Jin took a look, he saw that his cheap son was standing outside and came to see him.

"How did you come?"

Cui Ling said honestly: "Aunt Linlang said that Dad was imprisoned in the ancestral hall. I'm afraid you will be hungry, so let me bring you food."

Cui Jin's eyes lit up, and he asked, "Where's the meal?"

Cui Ling fumbled for something from his arms and handed it to him.

Cui Jin's eyes were wider than before, staring at the palm-sized steamed bun in Cui Ling's hand, he dared not answer: "That's it?" It's worse than the pig food just arrived!

Cui Ling got angry and took the steamed buns back, do you want to love it?

But Cui Jin really didn't intend to eat that thing, anyway, he wouldn't starve to death, and when he really starved to death, he would... Cough, he would still eat it.

"Xiao Lingzi, you go to your uncle and ask him to help me when I come out. It's too uncomfortable for your father and me to stay inside."

Cui Ling rolled his small eyes twice before lowering his eyes and saying, "Uncle is not at home."

He won't say that he doesn't want him to come out, it's good here, and he doesn't have to watch him spend money randomly every day, and he can't find a place to spend money here, it's awesome!

Cui Jin didn't notice the cheap son's careful thinking, and sat on the ground disappointed. Just when he was about to think of other ways, he saw the person who sent the letter of repentance come back from a distance.

"Lang Jun's order, open the door and let Qi Lang Jun out."

Cui Jin: "!!!"

Can he really come out? !

With such a letter of repentance? ? ?

Cough... His cheap father must have a problem with his eyes, right?

Cui Ling also showed disappointment in his eyes, he was going to look at his own father again, he was still a child, he had to go to school, his small body had to bear too much!

In fact, the reason why Cui Jin was released is very simple, because... Mr. Cui Ge hasn't read the letter of repentance yet, he was dealing with official business, and when he was finally free, he happened to see the letter of repentance and wanted to type it back for someone to rewrite , and listened to humanity: "Lang Jun, Qilang has already gone back."

Cui Ge was furious, "Who would dare to let him go without my order!?"

Servant: "It's you!"

Elder Cui Ge: "..."

And Cui Jin, who was lucky enough to escape the catastrophe, has gone to the "old friend" place outside at this moment, and is ready to kill him.