I heard that my photos ward off evil spirits [Entertainment]

Because of Xing Yunke's smack and roll, after being kicked by Xing Shuyan, it can be regarded as exposing the matter.

"Brother is really merciless at all. He got angry at the crown and turned into a blue face. It's righteous to kill relatives."

Holding his half-foot-high swollen buttocks, he was driven by the hair boys, limping his elder brother and Lin Qingyan to the garage with tears in his eyes, and said with a bright smile, "Welcome to come again next time" really So miserable.

The wild wind at the foot of the mountain became stronger and stronger, and a huge dark cloud leaped down from the top of the mountain and swallowed up the road ahead of the two of them.

Lin Qingyan hugged the suit jacket she was wearing tightly, and secretly glanced at Xing Shuyan, who was sullen and silent, but couldn't help but took out her phone to check what was going on online.

"Is it cold?" Xing Shuyan caught him looking at him out of the corner of his eye, thinking that he was cold and raised the temperature in the car a lot.

"Thank you." Lin Qingyan thanked her in response, and stepped on the scarf graciously.Who knew that as soon as it was opened, the page was blocked by countless information cards that popped up.

Lin Qingyan: ...

What he held in his hand seemed to be a luminous brick.

After a moment of helplessness, he suddenly remembered that he still had a trumpet that he hadn't used all year round, and he actually logged in after trying the password a few times.

Lin Qingyan clicked on the hot search list and read the 50 hot search entries one by one from top to bottom.I always feel that today's hot search looks a bit weird.

#The principle of sow climbing a tree

#It is estimated that the national rice output will reach 2.2 million tons this year

#Cole Duck

#ppicture contest

#The guy herding the sheep and picking up the dog's head gold

……

Lin Qingyan was silent: ...

After rubbing his eyes, he exited again to check to make sure that he hadn't entered any agricultural channel by mistake. Lin Qingyan was very confused by today's hot search.When did netizens who eat melons become masters in farming?

He randomly picked a slightly normal-looking #ppicture contest and clicked it in. As usual, he thought it would be the idea of ​​a sand sculpture netizen, but when he entered, he was startled by a picture that appeared and coughed.

"Cough cough cough cough..."

Xing Shuyan saw that his face was flushed from coughing, and he parked the car on the side of the road, and under Lin Qingyan's suspicious eyes, he unbuckled his seat belt and leaned towards him.

"Xing...Brother Xing?" Seeing him leaning towards her, Lin Qingyan suddenly saw the picture he had just seen in his mind.The whole person was frightened again.

This... what is this for?

He swallowed, squeezed the suit jacket that was covered tightly, his eyes flickered, and he didn't dare to look at Xing Shuyan, feeling extremely guilty.

Xing Shuyan got closer and closer, and the hand holding the seat supported his movement of getting up.He lowered his body, and there were only two shallow breathing sounds that gradually intertwined in the small car, colliding with passionate sparks.

"Here, drink some water and stop coughing."

The charming atmosphere was suddenly ruthlessly broken like the bubbles in a dream, blowing up the bubbles all over him.

Lin Qingyan looked at the mineral water he took out from the back seat, and at Xing Shuyan who was preparing to drive with a calm face.Conscience was immediately condemned extremely, "Why did they take me into the ditch, I thought Brother Xing would..."

After muttering in his heart, he clicked on the picture again.The picture is the theme poster of a very famous pure love movie, and it is a scene of a same-sex lover sitting at a dining table decorated with flowers in the early morning and kissing.

The blogger wrote: "If you change your face, it will be deleted, so you can change your clothes, and everyone can make up their own faces."

In the picture, the blogger replaced the clothes of the two of them with what they are wearing today. One is looking at the newspaper in formal attire, and the other is wearing a white T-shirt, smiling and kissing in the former's arms.Since both of them have only half of their profile faces, after bringing in the faces of Lin Qingyan and Xing Shuyan by themselves, there is no sense of disobedience.

Lin Qingyan rubbed his nose, trying to make himself ignore the details in the picture, hypnotizing himself was just a coincidence.

He boasted perfunctorily, "Sure enough, he is a master of the people, but in such a short period of time, even the folds of the clothes are so real and amazing."

Scrolling down the comments, I found that I seemed to have opened up a new world.

Netizen No. 1: "Hey, today is also a day when I was touched by my bully's beautiful love. I didn't expect that my bully would be exposed one day. This matter has to start with my uncle's live broadcast."

Netizen No. 2: "Upstairs, I was your mommy a few hours ago, and after a few hours, I decided to be your half-sibling."

Netizen No. 3: "How can you understand my pain? A few hours ago, my cub was so well-behaved and sensible that he needed Ma Ma's protection. Then he told me a few hours later that my cub was gnawed by an old cow No matter how you think about it, you are so angry, draw your sword ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Netizen No. 4: "I feel sorry for No. 3's mother-in-law fan, but it didn't happen in a few hours. I figured it must have been a few months. Show me the original scarf of a traffic niche."

The accompanying picture is a clarification that Lin Qingyan and Xing Yunke were photographed by the paparazzi for the first time a few months ago.

Netizen No. 4: "Highlight the key points: 'Jie Mimi said that there is my elder brother in front of me, but you can't see it.' In this way, they have been together for quite a long time. Yun Ke, who loves my family, I was misunderstood, and ended up on the hot search with my elder brother, I will definitely be beaten up by my elder brother :)”

The comments in the underground are all "Hahahaha, sister, you have discovered Huadian." "Sister Holmes is reincarnated, so you can find it." "Hahahaha, Yun Ke will definitely be beaten up by the big brother. Such a desire to survive Intense, hahahaha..."

Lin Qingyan:? ? ? ? ? ?

No, I can't understand what you are saying.What kind of different dimension did I enter, otherwise I couldn't understand it.

Today's bewilderment has arrived.

Lin Qingyan stared blankly at the top of the topic floor, trying to understand why such a hot search can be mixed up in the agricultural hot search.

"What's the matter, what are you looking at so preoccupied?" While waiting for the red light, Xing Shuyan turned his head and saw the child's dull expression as if he had suffered a major blow, and his heart skipped a beat.Assuming that the public relations were not handled in time, Heizi scolded him under the scarf, so he couldn't help but leaned over to take a look, and wondered why Fangyuan handled this kind of thing so inappropriately.

"!!!"

"Wait, don't!"

Seeing him approaching, Lin Qingyan panicked and tried to block the screen on the phone.As a result, it happened to collide with Xing Shuyan's hand, and the phone took advantage of the opportunity to spin 720 degrees in the air and landed on the backing board between the two of them.And automatically click on the scarf matching picture, and it will be enlarged and displayed intimately.

Fluttering big waves in the wind: "It's great, today is also a day when I was touched by the beautiful love. I just drew a picture, everyone can take a look. Picture.jpg"

In the picture, the collision of red and black colors is bold and exciting.A young man with red eyes looked teasingly at another tall man. His slender fingertips rested on the latter's shoulders, echoing the faint red marks on his back.The tall man hugged the former's waist domineeringly, tilted his head and looked extremely cold, as if warning others not to take a look.

The whole picture is full of strength and beauty, and the collision of colors brings the strongest visual impact to people.

But no matter how you look at it, this is a little yellow picture full of lust.

Xing Shuyan: …………

Lin Qingyan: ...my face is gone...

The two looked at each other, and turned their heads away silently.An awkward atmosphere entangled the two of them tightly, but with the passage of time, they gradually picked up some color from this fan art and mixed it into it.

The red in the painting ran out of the picture, jumping from Lin Qingyan's cheeks to Xing Shuyan's earlobe.After dyeing the color, he happily ran around in the car with his feet scattered, trampling on the hearts of the two of them.

After a moment of silence, Xing Shuyan couldn't help breaking the embarrassment.

"Ahem." He lowered the corners of his mouth to cover up his uncomfortable swallowing, "It's okay, I can understand it, the young man is normal."

"However, it's better not to be seen by the public. After all, you are a public figure, so it's not good to take pictures..."

Lin Qingyan buried her head in her hands, feeling really ashamed.How can I explain it, he really doesn't have such a hobby...

"Well, good." He dealt with it vaguely, and the two tacitly didn't think about why the face of the person in the painting was [-]% similar to them.After all, this kind of thing would be scary if you think about it.

Lin Qingyan put away her mobile phone, looked at the red light ahead, then at a black van parked outside the window, and twisted her fingers uncomfortably. "Well, this red light...is so long..."

"It's quite long, nearly 2 minutes." Xing Shuyan nodded with his hand on the steering wheel, slowly hiding the irritability in his heart that he didn't know where it came from.

"..." There was another awkward silence.

"Crack." The dazzling camera flash lighted up on the side, and Lin Qingyan raised his hand to block it. He was stunned for a moment, but before he could react, Xing Shuyan's expression turned cold, and he kicked the accelerator and drove out.

"Sit down, there are people following you."

"?"

Feeling the powerful push back of the luxury car, Lin Qingyan swallowed and looked in the rearview mirror, "Still following."

"Well, I'll see if I can get rid of them." Xing Shuyan increased his speed, trying to get rid of them.But what I didn't expect was that the van following behind me accelerated recklessly in order to take pictures of them. Looking at it like this, it should be a modified car.

Xing Shuyan didn't plan to work too hard with them after he couldn't get rid of it after several times of acceleration.The road ahead has a limited speed, and it is still a place where there are many people coming and going, so it is more dangerous to drive like this.After hesitating for a moment, Xing Shuyan decided to change direction.

"Go to the neighborhood where I live, there is a gate control and they can't follow in." If you can't get rid of it, then stop it.

Lin Qingyan: ...Wait a minute.Why do I feel a little unreliable.

When they saw the van stopped by the identification system, the two looked at each other with smiles in their eyes.

But the smile didn't last long.

After a long while, Lin Qingyan looked at the topic that rushed to the top of the hot search, twitched the corners of his eyes a few times, and then chose to surrender.

#Xing Mou takes his lover Lin Mou home

In order not to be harmonized by the Xing family's public relations, the paparazzi also tried their best.Brutely turned a peachy news into a report of a criminal case.