I take Meng 1 script to guide the old attack of abstinence [Transmigration Book]

At the end of October, Jiang Yang and Tan Yi recorded a variety show called "We Are Husband and Wife".Produced by Rainbow TV Station, it is an outdoor comprehensive entertainment program that invites same-sex couples, whether in love or married.

Since President Tan didn't have much time to spare, he could only record one episode, purely to satisfy Jiang Yang's strong desire to pull him to appear in front of hundreds of millions of viewers across the country.

Although there was only one episode, the director of the TV station and the program director were almost so excited that they flew up.Since their marriage relationship was made public three months ago, the popularity of this couple has not dissipated. The love story of "the president's elder brother and the beautiful younger brother" has become a hot search from time to time, and the traffic remains high.

For this reason, the program team offered a sky-high announcement fee unprecedentedly - although the big brother Tan did not lack these 9 figures, he agreed to be on the program just to coax his wife.

The 4 couples invited by the program group are all combinations of celebrities + outsiders.Xu Jialuo and his family Lan Bao were also among them. The latter made his debut in the men's team draft and was only 19 years old.The remaining two pairs are Tao Zhiran & Li Kai, Lin Bo & Peng Guan.

On the day of recording, everyone must first meet at the TV station, and then unify to the recording location.

Xu Jialuo's team was late, and while waiting for them, the director of the program team asked everyone to chat and get acquainted.Jiang Yang chatted with the others naturally.But he found that the rest of the people looked at Tan Yi with sneaky eyes, with a sense of awe.

Tao Zhiran, who once recorded "Star Champion" together, said quietly to him: "I dare not talk to your husband, I feel that it is a bit unreal to record together now."

His other half, Li Kai, is also an entrepreneur. He is 35 and six years old, and he can't stop nodding beside him when he heard the words: "President Tan's position is beyond the reach of ordinary people. It's too far away from us."

"No, no, he just looks cold, it's really not that difficult to get close to." Jiang Yang said as he turned his head and glanced at Mr. Tan.He was on the phone a little away from them.

"However, your husband is really handsome." Tao Zhiran put his arm on his shoulder and whispered.

While chatting, Xu Jialuo and his little wife also arrived. The program director asked the four groups of guests to get into their respective cars and head to the recording location together.

The recording location was a holiday estate in D City, which used to be a farm, but now townhouses, gardens, and squares have been built, while horse farms and dairy farms have been retained, and it has become a leisure and vacation destination.

The car stopped, and the 8 guests got out of the car one by one. Even though the program team put up a cordon at the entrance of the manor, it still couldn't stop the enthusiasm of the fans.

There were waves of sound that made people's eardrums buzz. Jiang Yang looked at the fanatical fans around him and said with a smile, "Mr. President, you are now a traffic leader."

The surrounding voices were very noisy, and Tan Yi couldn't hear what he said clearly, so he had to lower his head and lean close to the other's ear: "What?"

The distance between them was very close, and the autumn wind blew Jiang Yang's hair up slightly, just touching the man's cheek.The moment the other party approached, his lips even just touched the tip of Tan Yi's ear.

This intimate action was fully captured by the fans, and screams broke through the sky for a while.

"Wow, they're whispering!"

"Yangyang, take a look at mom!"

"Big Daddy, take a look at your daughter!!!"

"Kiss one kiss one!"

Jiang Yang never minded showing affection in public, and he didn't hold back at all.He bent down the corner of his eyes, raised a hand, wrapped his arms around Tan Yi's neck, and gave him a superficial kiss.

"Ah——I'm going to cry!!!"

"Kiss kiss!!!"

"Please be happy forever!"

The director of the program group was following them not far away. Seeing this, he held the assistant director's hand tightly, spitting all over the place excitedly: "These 9 figures are too valuable, and the ratings of this episode are definitely record-breaking!"

The assistant director wiped the not-so-beautiful thing on his face, twisted his nose and said tactfully: "Let's keep a low profile, the director must be in place!"

A group of people walked about 600 meters and arrived at their destination.The resort has already cleared the venue, and after everyone has assembled, the recording officially begins.

The first link is called [Iknowyouknow], and it was recorded in a small square in the manor.

The rules of the game are very simple and popular. For the same question, two people answer on the question card respectively. After the announcement, see if the answer is consistent.

The highlight is to test the tacit understanding between husband and wife.The one with the lowest tacit understanding will be punished by eating mustard.

Jiang Yang and Tan Yi were in the first group. In order to prevent "communication", their chairs were separated by a certain distance.

The host is Xie Wanwan, a sister of Rainbow Satellite TV. After briefly introducing the rules, she stood next to the question cards, looked at them with a smile, and said, "The questions are collected from the majority of netizens. Yes, among the remaining thousands of questions, we selected a few interesting ones based on the best ones, you two, are you ready?"

The two nodded, Xie Wanwan opened the question card and read: "First question, ask, who of the two confessed first?"

The question is simple and the answer is quickly written.After half a minute, the question board will be revealed——

Jiang Yang: It must be me.

Tan Yi: Yang.

"Wow. Brother Yang is mighty, Brother Yang is awesome." Tao Zhiran opened his mouth wide in surprise, "Dare to ask, how long did Brother Yang chase Mr. Tan to catch him?"

"Well..." Jiang Yang scratched his head, turned to Tan Yi and lifted his chin, and asked, "How long have I been chasing you, do you remember, I can't remember."

Tan Yi drooped his eyelashes and said calmly: "At that time, we both fell in love with each other, but he was more active."

The others nodded and clapped their hands after hearing this. Xie Wanwan revealed the question card for the second chapter, "Question [-], which part of Yangyang's body is the most sensitive?"

As soon as this question was revealed, all the guests widened their eyes and said "wow" in a uniform manner.Screenwriter Xu Da bluntly said: "Can this be broadcast? The sensitive areas of the body can be regarded as baby carriages."

Xie Wanwan smiled without saying a word, looking at the two expectantly.

Jiang Yang lowered his head and scratched his hair. The husband and wife knew the answer to this question very well - as long as he was at a negative distance from the CEO, his whole body would be sensitive.

But when the program is recorded, it must not be written like this, and the audience across the country may die of laughter.

After thinking for a few seconds, an answer flashed in his mind, which was also the bedtime conversation between them after a certain pleasure.

It's just that he is not sure whether Tan Yi still remembers.

The time was counting down immediately, Jiang Yang picked up the pen, lowered his head and wrote that word on the paper.Whether he can reach a tacit understanding with his lord president is a gamble.

"Come on, both of you have finished writing, please show the question board."

Everyone's curiosity was aroused, and they all came to the front, but the moment the answer was revealed, the host and guests were stunned.

The most sensitive part of the body - what they write is "heart".

Very Su's answer to a word game.

"This answer is highly praised." Xu Jialuo raised his eyebrows, "It not only answered the question, but also perfectly avoided what everyone wanted to know the most.

Lin Bo and Peng Guan are a couple of "commercial stars", and they have always spoken boldly. They folded their arms and analyzed as if they were talking about cross talk——

"The heart is the heart."

"The heart is in the chest."

"Rounding up, the most sensitive place is the breasts? Is there anything wrong with my understanding."

"Logic genius, as expected of you!"

The comedian couple whistled and clapped together.Everyone whistled and booed, Jiang Yang blushed and threw away a sponge pillow for each of them.

"Please stop fantasizing, let me explain." He waited for the others to be quiet, cleared his throat, and said, "As for me, I had never been in a relationship before I met Mr. Tan, and I have never liked anyone else. My heart was moved, and every time we met afterwards, my heartbeat would speed up and my heartbeat would deepen. So, when facing Mr. Tan, my heart will always be sensitive and warm..."

After finishing speaking, he involuntarily glanced at Tan Yi, who was also looking at him, and answered his words, "We are two-way sensitive."

"Hey, you guys are so good!" Everyone around was hit, and they all gave a thumbs up, "It's obviously a driving problem, but it feels like a car full of dog food."

"OK, next one." Xie Wanwan continued to uncover the question card, "The next one is a multiple-choice question. May I ask where Mr. Tan likes to kiss Yangyang the most. [A] cheeks; [B] lips; [C] neck; [ D] whole body."

As soon as the voice fell, I heard other people shouting beside me: "Choose D, D!"

It was also mixed with someone who whispered: "Damn, I suspect that the program group is pornographic. Is the scale of this topic so big?"

A few seconds later, both of them lit up the question board at the same time, Tan Yi chose [B], and Jiang Yang chose [C].

"Oh, the first different answer has appeared!" Peng Guan clapped his hands and let out a pig cry, "Yangyang chose the neck, my God, my old driver has already made up some children's answers." Inappropriate stuff, oh ho ho ho."

Jiang Yang turned his head slightly, and gave the CEO a "how can you lie" look.

Speaking of kissing, they kiss every day, but Tan Yi's favorite place to kiss is definitely the collarbone.

The President likes necks.

Moreover, not only for kissing, but he is more willing to nibble and bite after he tilts his head back, with a very subtle force. Sometimes, Jiang Yang can't stand it, so he will push him hard, and complain along the way: "You Are you a dog, Mr. President, you used my two bones as a teething stick?!"

Tan Yi received his meaning, looked at him with deep pupils, didn't speak, just pulled the corners of his lips lightly.

Xie Wanwan used this to mobilize the atmosphere: "Since I like kissing rippling lips the most, how about French kissing for this loving couple?"

"Good!!!" Everyone stood in a row and applauded like Zhao Benshan.

"No, no, this is a rejection." Jiang Yang knew that Tan Yi was still very restrained and conservative in his bones, and it was reasonable to say that the French kiss was too embarrassing.

So, he waved his hand and refused, "My husband is dignified and low-key. We can only do this matter behind closed doors."

"Hey~~~~" Everyone sighed rather unsatisfactorily.

"Scatter food in disguise!"

"Whoever has insulin give me an injection, diabetes has occurred!"

Xie Wanwan quieted down everyone, and opened the next question card: "Come on, the fourth question, ask: What is the name that Yang Yang gave to Mr. Tan in the phone note." After asking, she added, "In order to verify Whether it is authentic or not, we will check it."

When Jiang Yang saw this question, he was stunned.

This seems to be the simplest way, but it really makes him uneasy. The President's remarks, he has recently changed, and he did not let the person know.

They will never agree on this question.He knew it on his knees.

Sure enough, as soon as the question boards of the two were revealed, everyone saw that Tan Yi wrote: Mr. President.

And what Jiang Yang wrote was: Killer Whale.

"Hey, the answer is different again."

"Boss Tan's writing is so cute, Mr. President, I'm so cute."

"Yangyang wrote about killer whales, hahahaha, what about killer whales?"

Everyone looked at Jiang Yang with infinite curiosity, he bit his lower lip, scratched his head, and choked out a sentence for a long time: "Well, what the killer whale said... is...it is dedicated, loyal, right... The family and the other half are very important. I think the characteristics of the killer whale are very suitable for Mr. Tan..."

He edited down on his own, not daring to see Tan Yi.After hearing his explanation, the host clicked his tongue and questioned in the professional field: "Huh? Orcas have this characteristic? My undergraduate major is marine biology. How do I remember that the most obvious characteristic of orcas is ferocity! Carnivorous animals, the attack power of the limbs is very strong..."

Jiang Yang: "...!!!"

Kneeling down, master of oceanography, please stop talking.After all, everyone gets it.

Speaking of which, they had fun on the cruise ship that night, because he was distracted to watch the killer whales, and was taught by Tan's father. In the middle of the night, he gritted his teeth and endured the pain in his buttocks, and secretly changed Tan Yi's notes on his phone.

——Master Killer Whale.

On the one hand, to "vent anger", on the other hand, he felt that Tan Yi was "worthy of the name".

As Xie Wanwan said - the killer whale is the most powerful marine life.Carnivorous, ferocious, with well-developed forelimbs, big and powerful, it is not only an offensive weapon, but also a symbol of the top of the marine animal food chain.

Originally, he would never tell Tan Yi this secret, but now, it's just been exposed like this...

I don't know if Lord Orca has realized the essence, and I don't know if he will show his power again tonight.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help shivering, and his palms were sweating. After a long while, he turned his head to look at Tan Yi quite uneasy. He saw that the president was also pursing his lips. mouth, looking at him.

The emotion in the eyes is indescribably complicated.

……

All the four groups of guests have finished. Although the Tan Jiang husband and wife group answered 2 questions incorrectly, they still have the highest tacit understanding index.Lin Bo and Peng Guan, the comedian couple, were punished to eat wasabi, which left them with snot and tears.

The two were still bickering while eating——

"You don't even know that I like to eat durian-flavored cakes, go back and kneel down on durian."

"You don't even know that I have had 5 ex-boyfriends, and you will be named the sixth when I go back..."

After the punishment was over, everyone rested for half an hour, and then started the recording of the next session.

The next task is to milk the cows, and each couple chooses one person to complete.

The group changed into sports clothes and arrived at the dairy farming area, which is also a unique part of this resort. Xie Wanwan took the script and introduced the rules of milking: "The guests in charge of milking should squeeze all the milk into the designated milking area. Container bottle, time, at least 20 minutes."

"What?! 20 minutes!" Jiang Yang opened his mouth wide when he heard this, "It's so uncomfortable to be squeezed for so long, what did the cow do wrong!"

"Hahahahahaha..."

Everyone burst out laughing, Xie Wanwan laughed until her eyeliner was blurred.Tan Yi pursed his lips, and gently pinched his wife's shoulder, "Be serious. This is going to be broadcast."

"Why is this unserious, what I'm telling is the truth!" Jiang Yang argued.

The staff of the manor allocated the cows and kegs to several couples and gave a demonstration. The director pinched the watch and announced the start of milking.

Originally, Jiang Yang wanted to do it. He knew that Tan Yi was obsessed with cleanliness. Although the cow was not dirty, his CEO would definitely not want to touch it.

The idea was a good one, but he didn’t expect that the cow would show inexplicable hostility towards him. As soon as he grasped the cow Mimi’s fingers hard, the cow’s rear kick lifted it up as soon as he saw it. He was so scared that he even threw the milk bucket away. With a cry, he threw himself into Tan Yi's arms.

The big cameraman next to him couldn't help laughing, Jiang Yang wiped the sweat from his forehead, and muttered, "Look, cows don't want to be milked by laymen at all."

Tan Yi patted him on the back reassuringly, took the keg, put on thin plastic gloves, and said, "Let me come. You take a break."

"Ah? Mr. President, you, are you okay?"

"I'll try. It should work."

Jiang Yang watched Tan Yi squatting down and milking the cow meticulously, which he had never seen before.

The autumn sun is not as harsh as in summer, but it is still a bit bland. He asked the staff for a parasol to help his hard-working "milkman" cover it.

Xie Wanwan walked over and said with a smile: "Yo, Yangyang is so considerate, I don't open an umbrella myself, I give it to Mr. Tan."

"I'm not afraid of the sun, but he is not. His skin will turn red after a long time in the sun." Jiang Yang explained seriously.

"Ah! The single dog was hit hard!" Xie Wanwan walked away covering her face.

Among all the guests, only Tan Yi seemed to be milking the most smoothly. Jiang Yang stood by and watched, seeing that their milk bucket was about to be full.

The camera pointed at Tan Yi's hand for a close-up, and while he wasn't paying attention, Jiang Yang squatted down and whispered, "Your Excellency, you are very skillful in this movement. I am puzzled, why the cow kicked me and not you?"

Tan Yi glanced at him and said calmly, "Maybe, you don't know how to be gentle with it."

"Huh? Gentle?" Jiang Yang was stunned for a moment: "You seem to be very experienced? But, you are a rich and noble son, when did you do such a thing?"

"By analogy." Tan Yi gave him a meaningful look, turned his head back without saying anything.

The time was about to end, and the other groups of guests were in a panic. Tao Zhiran had already packed up, but for some reason, he inadvertently made a prick, and all of them were buttoned on his clothes, and they were scattered in vain. one slice.

Lan Bao's method was useless, he kicked the hoof every time the cow was squeezed, Xu Jialuo looked nervous, and prayed with his palms together: "I'm sorry, Niumei, we have no other choice, if it makes you uncomfortable, please bear with me, Don't push my little baby out with a single hoof..."

In the end, the milking was over, and President Tan filled the two kegs and completed the task brilliantly.The others held their chins in amazement and blew a series of rainbow farts: "As expected of Mr. Tan, he can do whatever he wants, even milking a milk is more arrogant than others!"

……

All the programs of the day were recorded. In the evening, the program team prepared a special meal in the manor for all the guests.The director team and the camera team filmed for more than half an hour, and then withdrew after filming enough material, leaving a few guests to eat and chat by themselves.

After a day of getting along, everyone is almost familiar with each other. The camera team is not here, and the private room is good. After a few glasses of wine, entrepreneur Li Kai cleared his throat and said seriously: "Today I have this opportunity to sit Here, we are all friends, since we are friends, I am a little confused about a question, and would like to take the liberty of asking everyone a very personal question."

"You're welcome, Mr. Li, just ask."

"Yes, just ask, there are no outsiders here."

The others put down their chopsticks one after another and listened to him.His little boyfriend Tao Zhiran seemed to have anticipated what he was going to say, he couldn't help lowering his head, an unpredictable emotion flashed across his face.

Li Kai poured a glass of wine and drank it in one gulp: "I'll just say it... Everyone is a same-sex group. The biggest difference between homosexuals and opposite sexes lies in the issue of offspring. How things look."

The air was silent for a brief moment. After same-sex marriage was legalized, many couples got married as they wished. They were unwilling to adopt children, and surrogacy was illegal. The issue of children has indeed sparked extensive discussions among same-sex groups.

After a while, Xu Jialuo spoke first: "What do you mean by how to look at it? The moment you determined your sexual orientation, shouldn't you have the determination to bear the result of "no offspring"?"

"Agreed." Peng Guan nodded, and put his arm around Lin Bo's shoulder, "My wife and I don't like children, and what's so good about children, they chatter all day long, isn't it good for a two-person world?"

"If you really like it, it doesn't matter if you adopt one or not."

Everyone was chattering, Jiang Yang ran away after listening to his thoughts for a while, he quietly glanced at Tan Yi, and found that the CEO's face was still expressionless.

"I don't mean anything else by asking this question. Here is some news to share with you..." Li Kai took out his phone, poked it a few times, clicked on a certain page, and continued, "Now there are With advanced technology, male pregnancy will become possible in the future."

"Ah? True or false!!"

"A man has a baby? How is this possible, there is no equipment."

Li Kai showed the news collected in his mobile phone to others: "The news is true. The world's first pregnant man named Thomas Betty, gave birth to a daughter in Bend, Oregon, USA. There have also been cases. Advanced medicine can impregnate a man's abdominal cavity. There are quite a lot of blood vessels in the omentum of the abdominal cavity, where the embryo can absorb nutrients and give birth to life..."

He seems to have studied it specially, and he speaks clearly and logically, making everyone present seem to have opened the door to a new world.

Jiang Yang also took his phone curiously.After reading, he touched Tan Yi's arm and handed it to him, but the other party didn't even look at it, so he waved his hand to show that he was not interested.

"Then Boss Li, are you planning to make your little wife... a male pregnancy?" Peng Guan asked in disbelief.

"Well, let's try it. Parents are old, and it's not easy to accept same-sex marriage. The child is naturally good. They are all looking forward to it, and the family business can't be inherited by anyone. Now we have this technology. After all, it is a path that can be tried..." Boss Li said as he held Tao Zhiran's hand beside him, but the other party didn't say a word, and he didn't know whether he agreed or opposed.

The air was silent again, and no one spoke for a while. After a while, Li Kai turned around, looked around, and finally set his eyes on Tan Yi.He paused for a moment and asked, "Mr. Tan, speaking of it, you are the one with a big business and strong assets. I can't compare with you at all. You will consider..."

"I think differently from you." Tan Yi interrupted him without looking at him, his tone was very low, "Assets are a bunch of numbers, and they will never be more important than people."

"Well said, brother Xiaoyi!" Xu Jialuo raised his wine glass and touched him heavily.

"Mr. Tan, we also respect you!" Others raised their glasses one after another, and Li Kai moved his lips without saying a word.

After the dinner, a group of people came out of the banquet hall of the manor and walked to the townhouse area.The rooms assigned to them by the program group are all in that area.

On an autumn night, the wind was slightly cool, Tan Yi took off his windbreaker and put it on Jiang Yang.Several other couples walked faster than them, and they were all gone in a blink of an eye.

"What are you thinking?" Tan Yi took the young man's hand and asked him.

He found that since Li Kai said that question before, his boy has been silent and has not said much.

Passing through the small garden, Jiang Yang paused, looked up at the person in front of him: "Mr President, let me ask you a question."

"Well, you ask."

Jiang Yang swallowed his throat, and said seriously: "Tell me the truth, do you want to have your own child?"

What Li Kai said just now did touch him.Inheriting the family business is only a very shallow layer. Perhaps, as he said, having offspring is the most fulfilling life after all.

"Grandma... definitely hopes that you can be a father and have children of your own. If..." He pursed his lips, hesitated for a while, and said, "If male pregnancy is really feasible, Mr. President, I am willing to do it for you. try..."

"No." Tan Yi said decisively without a trace of hesitation, "Don't be influenced by others. The world's first pregnant man is actually a transgender person who has been injected with male hormones, but retains some female characteristics. Because His wife was unable to conceive a child, so he chose to conceive instead of his wife. To some extent, Thomas Betty's case was unique and accidental. It is now rumored in medicine that the male peritoneal omentum can conceive embryos, but it has not been confirmed It is completely feasible, and there is bound to be a lot of risk, and I can't let you take the risk."

"Li Kai and I are not the same kind of people. I thought that what I said at the dinner table just now has a very clear attitude and you have understood it." His expression became a little serious.

"You... really think so?" Jiang Yang fluttered his eyelashes, leaned over and hugged the man's waist tightly, "I'm afraid that when you get old and you don't have children to accompany you, you will feel that life is too lonely and boring."

"Children are not objects, not for boredom. I have you by my side, how can I be lonely and boring." Tan Yi held his face, and placed a light kiss on his lips, "Our world is full of each other's company. Enough is enough, there is no need to forcibly break the rules and shape the so-called "consummation" in the eyes of others. Yangyang, I love you, our consummation is love."

He said these words with emotion, his deep black pupils were like the brilliant stars in the night sky.Jiang Yang burst into tears when he heard this, and wiped Tan Yi's 10 yuan windbreaker sleeves to wipe his face. After wiping, he buried his whole face in the man's warm chest, and said with a choked voice, "Mr. President, You made me cry again, really... I, I can't say love words now, I can only say, I love you too. "

The evening wind was blowing on their faces, and the stars hung and blinked in the high night sky.The two hugged and kissed deeply in this silent night, as if they were isolated from the world and forgot about time.

After kissing the lips, Jiang Yang raised the corners of his lips, and rubbed against the man's neck: "Let's go back to the room, Mr. President."

"Okay. Go back." Tan Yi nodded, and put the windbreaker on his shoulders back on him.

The two held hands, shoulder to shoulder, and walked towards the villa step by step. The wind blew the leaves rustling, and the air was vaguely mixed with the subtle voices of the two——

"Mr. President, you will give me a bath, massage, and then put me to bed. You touched the cow so many times this afternoon. Now that I think about it, I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable..."

"...What do you do, you even eat cow's vinegar?"

"Who is jealous!! I'm just simply upset!"

"Okay, I'll give you a bath and put you to bed. However, I also remembered something. The nickname you gave me on your mobile phone is Killer Whale. How can this be explained?"

"Damn... that, that's a compliment, my dearest and dearest husband - as mighty as a killer whale, durable!"

"…………"

The voice gradually became inaudible, and the moon poked its head out from behind the clouds, covering the two holding hands with a layer of tenderness.Their shadows are close together, looking very close, stretched very long, like, exclusive to each other's happy time...

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