I take Meng 1 script to guide the old attack of abstinence [Transmigration Book]

The next day, after Jiang Yang woke up, he didn't see Tan Dayu again. It is said that just after dawn, he was escorted by several bodyguards and stuffed into a private helicopter. I don't know if he was really "exiled" to the Philippines.

After breakfast, grandma sat on the sofa in the living room and watched an emotional adjustment program. A couple who spat at each other was popping up on the TV. The problem was that one of them was cheating.

Originally, Jiang Yang had no interest in this kind of program, but the two people's words were too fierce. Out of curiosity, he leaned over and took a look.

I only heard one of them, a thin and tall man, pointing to the other's nose and saying: "You can't help yourself and go out and mess around, you have reason!"

The other clenched his fists and his face turned red: "Why don't you say you have a problem. Before I got married, I kept saying that I would give me happiness. Did you give it? Happiness sucks, the light is cold!"

The thin and tall man stomped his feet: "I'm frigid and you cheated?! What bullshit logic! I think you are a scumbag!"

"My scumbag is better than you, a liar. Before we got married, we agreed to once a week, and after we got married, it will be once a year. Fucking weekly report becomes annual report, who can bear it!!! Host, come on, you say Say, if you can bear it!"

The host was dumbfounded: "My words... Hey, what does this have to do with me!"

"In short, no one can bear it! You liar broke my beautiful vision of marriage and deprived me of the right to enjoy sex. I hate you—that's why I green you! You deserve to become a Hulk..."

The world is so big, there are really all kinds of strange things.Jiang Yang stared blankly, his head was buzzing, and he faintly felt a trace of embarrassment floating in the air.

The two in the show, the left sentence is cold, and the right sentence is cold, this kind of sensitive topic will more or less allude to Tan Yi.

After all, frigidity and sexual dysfunction are good brothers walking hand in hand.

He guessed that grandma should be more embarrassed than him now, wouldn't it be the same as pricking her heart with the pain of her precious grandson.

Thinking of this, he quickly retracted his gaze, rubbed the soles of his feet with oil, and prepared to run away.Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned around, he heard grandma calling him behind him: "Yangyang, don't go yet."

Jiang Yang stood still, just in time to hear the pair of strange flowers yell out the last sentence in unison——

"Divorce! No one will leave the grandson!"

The TV was turned off, Jiang Yang sat on the sofa, only the sound of breathing remained in the air.He secretly glanced at grandma, wondering if the old man wanted him to write a review.

After a long while, grandma turned to look at him, with a serious expression on her face: "Yangyang, Xiaoyi, he wants to marry Plato. Thinking about it, it's quite difficult for you. After all, you are still so young..."

Jiang Yang rubbed his nose, not knowing how to answer this topic.

"Actually, Xiaoyi is different from the person on TV just now..." Grandma sighed, speaking with some hesitation.

Jiang Yang looked at the old man sympathetically, he especially wanted to say: Grandma, I came here after reading the script and character design, I have already seen through Tan Yi's little secret.

He is indeed different from the frigidity just now - no one can say that he is frigid before he has had sex.

It's just a hardware problem.Everyone will be happy if they change their attributes.

"Grandma. I understand. You don't have to worry too much about it." Jiang Yang threw out an ambiguous sentence in order to soothe the sore heart of the old man.

Old Madam Tan's eyes were filled with tears. She patted the back of Jiang Yang's hand and said emotionally, "Grandma believes that your marriage will be a good one. You two are in harmony, and you are each other's auspicious people. Yang Yang , People can be changed, Xiaoyi...Grandma believes that after you get along for a long time, he can also be changed. "

Jiang Yang nodded seriously, and said in his heart: He will, he will definitely.

In the future, he will be the one who will make 0 for me.

In fact, speaking of it, he is very aware of grandma's good intentions, but he can't help but wonder, people can change, so is it difficult to change things like hardware failure?

It's not a serious illness, and it's not necessarily more difficult to cure than a terminal illness.Why don't you go to a professional male hospital for help?

Don’t you often see those shameful advertisements on TV, such as “restore your power to the mighty you”, “let your penis retract and release freely”, “solve the “male” problem, and the whole family can relax” and so on.

With the strength of the Tan family, it is not an exaggeration to contract the top men's hospital in the world. Why would such a proud man like Tan Yi choose "no way" to treat his own illness?

With question marks in his head, he returned to his room, and received a call from his manager as soon as he entered the door.

The agent took another job for him.Recently, I&M Satellite TV is preparing to produce a variety show called "Chong Ya!""Star Champion", the first recording of the program was just a few days ago, and he informed him to go to the satellite TV building for an interview tomorrow.

Jiang Yang was stunned when he heard the words, the original owner was a [-]-line model, yet a satellite TV program team invited him to appear on a variety show? !

sure!I thought it was bronze, but I didn't expect it to be a king.

The original book did not mention the plot of the variety show, so he could only search for related introductions and videos on the Internet.

After browsing, he generally understood, "Come on!"Star Champion" has been on the air for two consecutive years. It is a star sports competition variety show. The program team will invite nearly a hundred celebrity guests to participate. There are both big and small celebrities, and the attention is very high.

Except for the recording of the opening ceremony of the first phase, all the matches will be broadcast live.The competition is divided into five major events: swimming, sprinting, basketball, archery, and free fighting. Artists who participate can choose competitive events according to their own conditions, and there is no quota limit.

Although it is a variety show, it is a real competition between celebrity guests.The program group considers the competitive level according to the rules of international competitions to the greatest extent.The coaches and referees are all world champions who have won various events.

Thinking about it is very touching.

Jiang Yang watched the "Star Champion" free fighting game video, watching a group of handsome guys sweating against each other, it felt quite good.After thinking about it, he took his boxing suit and went to the fitness area on the first floor.Although he has doubts about the interview—according to his previous experience in the original world, going to variety shows is always an invitation, and he has never heard of an interview.

Could it be that this is a private setting of the world in the book?

But he didn't think too much about it, he just wanted to make preparations in advance.By the way, let's test how well this body has been upgraded under the action of the reward card.

He did quick leg training in front of the target, and punched straight punches against sandbags. After forty minutes passed, his clothes were all wet, and sweat poured out from his forehead and hair tips, hitting the ground one by one.

He threw his legs and punches one after another, like a clockwork perpetual motion machine. He didn't feel tired at all, but the more he hit, the more excited he was.

The reward card is indeed powerful enough, the former him is finally back!

In the original world, he learned taekwondo from his adoptive father when he was 7 years old, and learned Chinese martial arts and Sanda when he was a teenager.He was 17 years old when he entered the entertainment circle. He was fortunate to cooperate with two domestic martial arts superstars in a big-budget action movie.In the most important fight scene, the martial arts director only demonstrated once, and they presented a magnificent performance.That action scene was later included in the study material.

It was also after that movie that he became famous in one battle and became the youngest powerful star in the country.Two years later, he won the Best Supporting Actor award.

The midday sun poured in from the floor-to-ceiling windows, illuminating the entire fitness area brightly. He looked up and looked out of the window, and those bright circles of light dyed his shoulder-length hair a dazzling golden yellow.

The next morning, Jiang Yang came to the I&M Satellite TV building, but his manager didn't come, so he only gave him a phone call.He waited an hour for a little assistant with a badge.

Seeing someone approaching, Jiang Yang stood up, said hello and walked over.

The assistant nodded and pointed to the stairs: "The dance teacher is upstairs. The other candidates are also here. Hurry up."

"???" Jiang Yang was a little confused, his eyes turned to a stack of resume-like things in his hand, and he frowned suspiciously.

dance instructor?

what the hell.

A few minutes later, he followed his assistant into an indoor stadium.In the nearly 180-square-meter venue, in addition to the program team members with work cards, there were more than [-] young boys standing around [-] in height, well-proportioned, with thin waists, long legs, and palm-sized faces. They were all very beautiful.

At that moment, Jiang Yang had the illusion that he was going to be in a beauty pageant.

At this moment, a tall man inside came over, looked him up and down, and said, "The appearance is very good. How about the flexibility, can a cross-legged horse and a lower waist do it?"

"Ah?" Jiang Yang was so shocked that he almost bit his tongue, and carefully recalled the five sports——

Swimming, sprinting, basketball, archery, kickboxing, it seems that none of them need split horses and lower backs, right?

After being dazed for two seconds, he still answered truthfully, "...it seems possible."

"That's great. We need bodies like that."

Jiang Yang: "???"

It feels like something is wrong.

The tall man asked him to stand with the group of boys, and then he walked to the middle, clapped his hands, and said, "Everyone be quiet, everyone is here. We are ready to start. Let me introduce myself first, I am "Star The dance teacher of the "Champions" program group is also the person in charge of our boy's basketball baby this time..."

What the hell!

Boys Basketball Baby!

Jiang Yang petrified instantly when he heard it, as if a gust of wind had blown through his mind, a mouthful of old blood in his throat almost didn't come out.

Shouldn't a basketball baby be a beautiful girl?Wear sexy miniskirts and show off all kinds of hot gymnastics between games.

Who is this male version of the baby? !

He forcibly suppressed the shock in his heart and quietly observed the reactions of others.He found that among the twenty or so people present, he was the only one who was shocked like a fool, and everyone else was calm.

The dance teacher continued to introduce that the first two seasons of "Star Champion" did not have cheerleading performances. This year is a brand new plan with unprecedented innovation.The male babies will make their debut performances at the opening ceremony, and then enter the competitive stage, and will appear in the live broadcast of the basketball game.

After speaking, the dance teacher turned on the large LED screen behind him, pressed the remote control, and played a video.

The video was pre-recorded. As soon as the music started, several boys with make-up appeared bouncing on the screen. They were young, beautiful and full of energy. They all wore crop tops and miniskirts and danced passionately to the dynamic beat.

Their waists are thinner than girls', their legs are longer than girls', they shake their chests, twist their hips, kick their legs, lower their waists, and pony up...

Hot is really hot, but ridiculous is also really ridiculous.

Jiang Yang only felt his stomach churn, he didn't even dare to think about what kind of appearance he would be riding a horse in that flamingo-like cropped dress.

It is estimated that he will be so embarrassed that the top of his head will smoke, and he will beat himself with a punch.

After the video was played, other people around applauded one after another, as if accepting it happily.

"...!!!" Jiang Yang seriously doubts whether there is no such thing as embarrassing cancer in the world in the book.

Or maybe, those people already knew what they were here for before the interview, unlike him, who was like a pure idiot without additives.

He took a script of "Basketball Baby for Men", but complacently thought he was the guest of honor.

Gan!

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The people around were chatting excitedly in low voices. The dance teacher clapped his hands again, took the list of candidates, and said, "Do you have any questions? If not, the interview will start. Let me take a look at it first." Look at the flexibility of your body..."

"Teacher, wait a minute, I have a question." Jiang Yang raised his hand, stepped out of the line and took a step forward.

The air became quiet for a while, and the eyes of the people around him all focused on his face.

"Say, what's the problem?" the dance teacher asked.

"I can't split a fork, I can't twist my waist, I'm stronger than a steel pipe, and stiffer than a zombie. I'm sorry I went to the wrong set, I gave up the basketball baby interview..."