Sugar is not as sweet as you [E-sports]

A fat orange cat on campus trotted gracefully from the balcony above the dormitory building, and jumped down to chase another tom cat.

New roommates Xiaocuti and Ergouzi are playing games together.

Gu Fei took a look at the xx game, and the bounty was still pending, so he directly threw the account number to Er Gouzi to let him operate to get the bounty. After going out for a whole morning, Gu Fei felt a little tired, stood up and stretched his waist, then sat down Send a message to Yi Xiaoyan from the chair.

Beggar: You are so powerful, you have been banned for deliberately giving away people's heads in just a few days?

Gu Fei just used the official website to check. The record of giving away heads on this account is really amazing. League of Legends is a tower pushing game. In a five-player game, if one person intentionally messes up, the chances of winning will naturally be greatly reduced. , and Yi Xiaoyan's "gifting a head" has a high probability of causing the enemy player's economy to roll out a huge snowball. To be honest, Gu Fei sympathizes with those players who are matched with Yi Xiaoyan.

What 5v5, it's 4v6 at all!

The record list is even more appalling, with most failures coming from the bottom.

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At this time, Yi Xiaoyan replied with a message: Beggar, you are angry QAQ

Beggar: Do you think I'm angry?

Yi Xiaoyan: No, my good sister will definitely not get angry with me for this kind of thing.

Beggar: ==...Yi Xiaoyan, you have a really thick skin.

Yi Xiaoyan: Each other each other.

Beggar: Forget it, as long as you don't always use me as a shield in the future, I will be thankful.

"Xiaoyan, the primary school boy is here!" Yi Xiaoyan agreed upon hearing this, and quickly turned her head to take a peek at the fresh primary school boy, then lowered her head to reply to Gu Fei's message.

Yi Xiaoyan: Then can I continue playing with your account?I'm about to fall, and I can play games with my elementary school brother!

Seeing the message from Yi Xiaoyan, the corners of Gu Fei's mouth twitched slightly.

Yi Xiaoyan: Beggar, now is the time to test our sisterhood!Is it important to me or the game!

"Okay, let's play," Gu Fei endured his distress, as he had already fallen to the extraordinary master, and he didn't care about losing another big rank.

Seeing Gu Fei's reply, Yi Xiaoyan felt happy for a moment, she really is better as a sister!

Games matter hey?

Those couples on the Internet who broke up because of League of Legends must be jokes.

When the account is unblocked, she can invite her juniors to play games together. She really didn't give away the head on purpose. The system detection is really not smart enough to detect that she is actually just a dish!

Those teammates of hers didn't even have the most basic trust between people. She even opened the microphone and said that she didn't give away the head on purpose. Should I say something?

Woohoo, she doesn't have a boyfriend at all.

How did you get dumped? !

madness.

Yi Xiaoyan clicked on Weibo, glanced at the blogger she followed, and a new update popped up.

Oh ho ho ho ho, the blogger is producing food again!

The meat is so fragrant.

Comments - I am Yanyan: Delicious Ψ(￣￣)Ψ

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In the dormitory, after Er Gouzi accepted Gu Fei's reward, he put on Gu Fei's orange outfit and stood on the street when he didn't play games.

Standing on the street is also very particular, wearing an orange outfit standing on the street, his secret chats never stop.

Gu Fei happened to pass by while collecting his clothes, saw him standing on the street, and said, "You are so boring, wearing an orange suit just to show others?"

"Yes, satisfy your vanity," Er Gouzi replied frankly, seeing Gu Fei collecting the clothes hanging outside, "By the way, help me to collect them."

"Isn't it? I have already collected it for you."

"Thank you," Er Gouzi quickly chuckled, turning his head to look at the secret chat on the computer screen, "Today is the day I get the most secret chats, I want to take a screenshot and save it."

"I just like you being so straightforward." Gu Fei shook his head helplessly, Er Gouzi was so vain that he was so straightforward and unaffected, otherwise the two of them wouldn't have been friends for such a long time without blushing.

Xiao Keai, who was playing games with Ergou, glanced at his phone and said, "The school van is here, I'm going to move things."

Xiao Keai's things were delivered to the door of the dormitory by the school's large truck. There are not many things, but it must be difficult to move to the third floor alone. At this time, Gu Fei raised his fair hand, "I will go too."

Er Gouzi, who was standing on the street, also let go of the mouse, left the computer desk and stood up, "Let's go, let's go together."

The three of them carried all the things back to the dormitory, Xiao Keai was a little embarrassed, "Obviously they belonged to me, but in the end I carried a bag on my back, you help me take all the big and small bags up."

Er Gouzi put down the things in his hands, and patted Xiao Keai on the shoulder, "It's okay, it's right to take care of the vulnerable."

"Lian, Kai!" Xiao Keai looked aggrieved, puffing up his cheeks, like a goldfish that exploded with anger.

Lian Kai chuckled, and the two immediately started fighting in the dormitory.

Gu Fei felt that Er Gouzi was just asking for a beating, and he deserved it.

……

The squabble just now ended with Er Gouzi being beaten into a fool. Er Gouzi rubbed his bruised thigh bitterly, "Little cutie, you hit too hard. Taekwondo and the underworld are really amazing."

"Yes, indeed...it's amazing." The new roommate Xiao Keai replied shyly.

Seeing the face of his roommate who looked like a junior high school student, Er Gouzi gave up his rebuttal on the grounds that he cared for the flowers of the motherland. Of course, in fact, he just succumbed to the strength of Xiao Keai's classmate's black belt in Taekwondo.

While sitting by the bed rubbing his feet, Er Gouzi took out the claw machine from his bag and checked Weibo every day.

The Weibo message shows that some of the friends who follow have updated the Weibo, Er Gouzi clicks on it, and sees the latest repost of Yi Xiaoyan - "Zangjiao"

Out of admiration for Yi Xiaoyan's beauty, Lian Kai came in by accident. He looked calm in the dormitory, but he was already roaring in his heart: My God, how can my goddess look at this kind of thing? !

"Zangjiao" is the latest [-]-character obscenity essay by the anchor Judge and Beggar.

Incomparably fragrant and full of meaty fragrance.

Er Gouzi's ears turned strangely red after watching it.

"Lian Kai, are you yearning for spring?" Seeing that Er Gouzi's ears were red, Gu Fei couldn't help but said.

"I, I'm not, I don't, beggar, wait for me to send it to you." Er Gouzi shared the Weibo news on WeChat, "Look, beggar, write your little yellow text!"

Seeing a reminder, Gu Fei subconsciously went in.

The live broadcast was just finished yesterday, and there is new food today.

Oh ho ho ho ho, this little yellow article also unlocked a new pose!

6 Ah!

Just when Gu Fei was watching almost halfway through, a string of ellipses suddenly popped up on the top of the phone.

Er Gouzi: Beggar, take a look, write your little yellow text!

Little cutie: ……………

Jiang Xie: ……………

Er Gouzi: I seem to have posted in the wrong group, can you pretend you didn't see it?

Gu Fei rubbed his temples.

Gu Fei: You withdraw!

Er Gouzi: More than 2 minutes QAQ

Gu Fei: ...You all read it?

Little cutie: Raise your hand and read it.

Jiang Xie: Yes.

Little cutie: I feel that the writing is not bad, haha.

The cutie in the dormitory looked at Gu Fei's constipated expression, and Er Gouzi's appearance of waiting to die without tears, and he went to his bed silently, lowering his sense of existence.

Jiang Xie just clicked in on purpose just now, the little yellow article is nothing, after all, he has read it before, although this article "Zangjiao" is new, although he has read other articles, Jiang Xie is still a little embarrassed after reading it .

Jiang Xie: So... are you a beggar?

After seeing the news, Xiao Keai subconsciously looked up at Gu Fei. Gu Fei lowered his head slightly, holding the phone in his hands, seemingly helpless, but those white and clean hands suddenly moved, typing on the phone keyboard, pressing down. For a moment, the mobile phone WeChat vibrated.

Gu Fei: Do you also watch the judge's live broadcast?

Jiang Xie: Yes.

Gu Fei: It's me ==...

Jiang Xie put down the water glass in his hand, sent a message with both hands, and confirmed it again: "I am a beggar?"

Gu Fei: Public execution, do I want to lose face? QQ

Gu Fei: It's me!

……

Under the dim light in the room, Jiang Xie shook his hands slightly, and the content of "Zang Jiao" in the article just now seemed to suddenly appear in front of his eyes, but it was more youthful than the youth in the article when he read the article just now. When it became clear, the face of the person in the text was automatically replaced by Jiang Xie.

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The bed curtains in the room were half-closed, and the light sunlight came in, coating the room with a hazy blush.

The young man thought that the man had fallen asleep, so he secretly changed into his nightgown, and gently lifted the man's arm that was pressing on him with the other hand. Just as his feet touched the ground, he was suddenly hugged from behind, the man's firm body His chest was pressed against his back.

"You let me go."

The man's clothes were half-opened, his hands were pressed on the young man's waist, and he held the corners of his lips, with a gentle smile in his eyes: "Do you want to throw thousands of dollars to me as a prostitute again?"

The young man turned his head and stared at him unwillingly, puffed out his cheeks, endured being bullied by the man, and said, "Don't go too far! I'm obviously the one who suffers!"

Who knew that the judge chuckled, his eyes were full of tenderness, and the moment he opened his mouth, it made people intoxicated, "Then I'll pay you."

"Get out!" The young man, who was furious, tried hard to get out of the embrace of the man behind him, but it was all in vain.

Is this man made of steel bars? !

The strength is so great, whoring|duck whoring, what should I do if I get to the domineering president? QQ

……

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Stop it, stop it.

Under the dim light, Jiang Xie's ears were red, and if his brother saw it, he would definitely yell in disbelief.

The little demon king of their family actually blushed!

Jiang Xie: I seem to have discovered something...

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In the dormitory, Er Gouzi regretted bitterly, "I was wrong, I was a cheap hand, and sent to the wrong group."

Gu Fei gave him a look to let him understand, but he didn't want to blame Er Gouzi, he would still tell his roommate about his being gay, after all, it would be inconvenient many times.

It's just that he suddenly told his new roommate like this, he was afraid that the new roommate wouldn't be able to accept it!

Seeing Er Gouzi's regretful expression, Gu Fei sighed, he should forgive this stupid boy.

"Go get me a jug of water!"

"Okay!" Er Gouzi excitedly picked up the kettle as if he had been pardoned, and when he walked to the gate, he suddenly turned his head to look at Gu Fei.

"Beggar..." Er Gouzi called Gu Fei in an extremely nasty voice, "You will still lend me money this month, right?"

Gu Fei: ==...His sympathy is completely superfluous.

"Get lost!" Gu Fei kicked Er Gouzi's ass.

……

No one spoke in the group, Gu Fei stared at the group news a little nervously, although it has been 8012, gay marriage has been legal, but some people still hate people like them.

No one even knows who he is when he talks dirty on the Internet!Although he often molests the judge in the judge's live broadcast room, in fact he is quite cautious in reality.

Even if he confessed to Er Gouzi back then, Gu Fei only told Lian Kai in a joking manner after the two had a good relationship. Fortunately, Lian Kai didn't dislike him. Gu Fei's nose was sore that night, but he didn't tell Er Gouzi. dog.

Suddenly telling a new roommate that there is a gay guy in their dormitory and that your chastity is in danger, anyone might find it hard to accept, right?Gu Fei was a little depressed for a moment, no matter how thick-skinned he was, he was still a little afraid of hearing those hurtful words.

The dormitory fell into silence for a while, and even the dormitory group fell into an eerie silence.