Sugar is not as sweet as you [E-sports]

Jiang Xie saw such a bullet screen and the full-screen 'Zhu 99[]~(￣▽￣)~*' while drinking water in his free time, and almost choked to death with a mouthful of water.

"Cough...cough."

The sound of a man choking on water came from the live broadcast room.

I'm a beggar: The anchor got choked, it's because you scared me!lose money!

——"Nonsense, the anchor is scared by you."

——"If a beggar molests a judge and refuses to admit it, is it a moral loss or an annihilation of humanity?"

——"I guess Gai Gai is a keyboard warrior, who is so popular on the Internet, but he is a good baby in real life."

I'm a beggar: "You're talking nonsense, I don't have _(:з"∠*)_"

After Gu Fei finished posting the barrage, suddenly there was a burst of laughter from Mai's side, the voice was very soft, but it made Gu Fei's ears warm.

Jiang Xie: It was the first time he met such a simple and rude gay fan, he was so flustered.

……

Yi Xiaoyan drank coffee and ate cake angrily, and the fork in her hand poked hard at the cake in front of her as if she had revenge.

Dead beggar, want to break my male god!

Just bend it yourself!

At this time, the barrage is still frantically swiping the screen:

—— "Brain the love story between a [-]-character anchor and a passer-by, prepared by Xiao Huangwen."

——"I just read one article yesterday, and I can't get enough of it. I like crispy duck literature~"

Jiang Xie saw the barrage that had been brushed.

Are you in love?

He hasn't been in love yet.

"Jiang Xie, if you can find someone who can bear your temper, that person will definitely love you. You must not let go, otherwise your brother and I will feel very uncomfortable seeing you as a widowed old man in the future." ——He The original words of my brother.

This is indeed his brother, and the most annoying thing is that when his brother said this at the dining table, his parents also nodded in agreement.

……

——"I read that one before, the meat is delicious~"

——"Are you producing food behind my back?"

Gu Fei watched the barrage of bullets fly, and his heart fluttered for a while. The male god voice is really desirable, woo woo woo.

But what kind of food did they produce?

Er Gouzi saw his face rippling with spring, and couldn't help complaining: "Beggar, you can't tell people from ghosts through the screen, and the male voice is either fat or ugly!"

Hearing Er Gouzi's words, Gu Fei's face warmed up his calf just now, didn't he, the voice is so nice, either weak or fat, God is fair.

Gu Fei imagined that the judge sitting in front of the screen for live broadcast was a soft and cute fat man, and then began to silently confess, I am willing to be your voice-activated fan, the anchor, without showing my face!

The senior forgive me for the turmoil of that second just now, it's all because the enemy's voice is too masculine.

After Gu Fei complained and felt sorry for himself for a long time, his cell phone rang suddenly, and it was Yi Xiaoyan. Gu Fei still had a fresh memory of Yi Xiaoyan's nightmare roar last time. It is placed on the desktop and turned on hands-free.

"Beggar, what if you want to pick on my male god!? Huh?" Yi Xiaoyan didn't use the lion's roar skill, but her voice was extremely low, as if she was holding back something.

Gu Fei heard that Yi Xiaoyan's voice was wrong, and said carefully: "No, no, I have never seen a real person, you know, I am a dead face control!"

"Your underlying meaning is that the judge is ugly? =="

My goodness!

Women are so hard to communicate with!woo woo woo.

When Gu Fei heard the other party's voice, he could only complain silently in his heart, but he didn't dare to speak out.

"No, the judge must be a handsome guy..." Although against his will, but at this moment, he is not on Yi Xiaoyan's side. Maybe his good sister will blow the southeast and northwest wind to his parents when he returns this National Day. You may not be cleaned up.

Yi Xiaoyan paused on the screen for a long time, and felt a little satisfied after hearing Gu Fei's answer.

At this moment, she saw chatting in the group, discussing about the new elementary school boy. She had seen that elementary school boy yesterday, and then she didn't sleep well last night.

Junior is so handsome.

Woohoo, why is she an old senior.

Group message:

"I asked, the reason why your juniors don't participate in the barbecue party is... the League of Legends is important!"

After all, Yi Xiaoyan is also a school girl, so she should be more reserved. She carefully switched to the anonymous status on QQ, and sent a message: "What rank is he? Which district?"

"Still anonymous... Diamond Bandle City."

Yi Xiaoyan gave a thumbs up to her classmates in her heart, this is the kind of mind a man should have!

Diamond.

God!But she is just a talkative king. After watching the live broadcast for so long, her own account doesn't even have a tenth level!

Yi Xiaoyan suddenly ran into a problem. She really likes the fresh primary school boy, but he is a game fan. Although she watches the live broadcast and knows how to play the game, in fact she is really good at it, and has been wandering around in the Human-Machine Bureau.

The most terrifying thing is that she will be killed by the computer, the computer is too powerful.

"Hahaha, I happen to have an account in Bandle City, and my rank is about the same. You can ask the male god to take me!"

"How to play this game..."

Yi Xiaoyan silently watched the news on the screen, these wolves and tigers, can you let the junior student go and let her come!

Playing games for boys, do you still have the restraint of a girl!

Yi Xiaoyan opened WeChat——

Yi Xiaoyan: Beggar, do you have an account in Bandle City?

As soon as she sent it, Gu Fei replied.

Beggar: Yes.

Yi Xiaoyan: Okay, can you lend me?I want to play.

Beggar: ==...

Yi Xiaoyan: You have to believe me, I have been watching the live broadcast for so long, and my skills are definitely a hundred times better than before!

Yi Xiaoyan's guarantee is a deceitful ghost. Gu Fei and Yi Xiaoyan have been neighbors since they were young, and he has figured out how much talent Yi Xiaoyan has in e-sports games since he was ten years old.

Regardless of her watching the live broadcast every day, Gu Fei once suspected that Yi Xiaoyan was just listening to the voice.

but……

Beggar: OK, account number **** password *****

Seeing that the beggar is so forthright, Yi Xiaoyan suddenly feels guilty. She is a king of theory, but theory belongs to theory, and practice belongs to practice.

Yi Xiaoyan felt that it was necessary for her to vaccinate Gu Fei, and moved her fingers: "You won't be angry if I use your number for ranking?"

Beggar: It’s okay, just play casually, I’ll hit you again if you fall, but don’t touch my inscription.

Yi Xiaoyan: ok

Yi Xiaoyan: Beggar mua, good sister, when I catch up with the elementary school brother, you will be the great hero!

……

After Yi Xiaoyan borrowed the account, she quietly added her junior friend as a friend after logging in

the, empty: who are you?

When Yi Xiaoyan saw her elementary school brother sending her a message, she felt her head was full of pink bubbles, and she was already thinking about what she would treat Gu Fei to eat after leaving the order.

molisi: Yi Xiaoyan, hello, junior.

the, empty: Wow, senior sister, are you the king?Amazing!

molisi: haha

Yi Xiaoyan immediately clicked on the team invitation, and then tragically found that she couldn't invite the elementary school students.

Woohoo, what should I do if the rank of the beggar's account is too high?

What the hell is the setting, the king can only queue solo?

Garbage season!

molisi: I can't invite you.

the, empty: Hey, the rank of senior is too high, I will continue to work hard, when the time comes, senior will guide me!

molisi: I'm afraid I can't carry it.

After finishing this unnutritious conversation, Yi Xiaoyan pressed her patience and clicked on the ranking.

After entering the game, she chose the shooter position. At the beginning, she wanted to act in a wave, but seeing her teammates bragging when they saw her king rank, she was too embarrassed to be an actress.

Of course, she didn't need to act, she acted in her true colors, and as soon as the fight was over, four teammates reported her at the same time.

Yi Xiaoyan: ==...

Why is it so difficult to chase after a junior?

She really didn't act!Teammates trust me, okay?

-

After Gu Fei threw the number to Yi Xiaoyan, his eyelids kept twitching.

Cub, it's not that Dad doesn't love you, but that Aunt Yi is too fierce, and Dad is sorry for you.

After Er Gouzi knew that Gu Fei had given Yi Xiaoyan his account number, he started howling: "Beggar, your mind is really great, and the beauty of the goddess is really beautiful, but the skill of playing games is directly proportional to her beauty. !"

Er Gouzi will never forget the nightmarish days when he fell in love with Yi Xiaoyan's beauty and used the excuse of playing games with her.

Gu Fei sweated for a moment, and replied: "It's okay, I just hit her again after she fell."

Er Gouzi: "Hmph, different treatment!"

Gu Fei: "Hehe, if you are handsome, I don't mind treating you differently."

Hearing this, Er Gouzi covered his chest with both hands, and looked at Gu Fei vigilantly, "I still want to have children, I will not give in!"

Gu Fei put down the phone in shame, looked at Er Gouzi with the eyes of caring for the disabled, and said, "You think beautifully, if you don't look in the mirror, can you compare with the senior?"

Er Gouzi: o(╥﹏╥)o

Gu Fei turned on his mobile phone and swiped Weibo, and in a blink of an eye, a retweet by Yi Xiaoyan among the people he followed came into view.

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When the boy opened his eyes, there was darkness in front of his eyes, and he realized that his eyes were covered with something, which should be a tie, and the place against his eyes was smooth and soft, and he felt vaguely that he must be in a room.

He tried to move his body, and the soft quilt rubbed against his skin, warm and comfortable.

The boy tried to toss about, trying to sit up from the bed, pushed away the quilt covering his body, and his face turned white.

There was a chilly feeling on the skin, and he turned out to be the best.

He was just about to use his hands to remove the tie on his eyes, when suddenly a pair of strong hands grabbed his wrists, the man's deep voice rang in his ears, the boy stepped back, and his body immediately stuck to a fleshy body with eight-pack abs .

"You're not good, I told you that you are not allowed to flirt outside, and you are not allowed to hug and talk with other men."

In the darkness, the man came up gently, clasped the boy's index finger with his hand...

Under the boy's begging, the judge finally showed mercy and took off the tie that covered the boy's eyes, and gently bit the boy's ear, "Do you dare to be disobedient next time?"

"No...don't dare." The boy's eyes were red, and he really didn't dare to offend the handsome man in front of him.

"Oh, what should I do with you?"

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Gu Fei couldn't get enough of it. The blogger is really talented, but he didn't write his essence. If there is such a handsome man who wants to applaud him for love, he can take it off without being forced by a man!

Woo woo woo, beggar, you can be a bit more angry.

As the male protagonist of Xiaohuang Wen, but you are a virgin, how embarrassing it is to say it!

Are you worthy of the little Huang Wen blogger!

Single, virgin, and gay Gu Fei finally got rid of his virginity in Xiao Huangwen.