Sugar is not as sweet as you [E-sports]
Chapter 16 The Drunken Beggar
Gu Fei was made silent, and several people stopped. During this period, Gu Fei and Su Qin chatted a few more words.
Because the school closed the dormitory doors at eleven o'clock, and there were people from the main campus among them, so they dispersed around ten o'clock.
"It's a little faster for us to take a taxi back." Among them, a few people from the main campus took a taxi and left with Su Qin, leaving behind Gu Fei and his group, and everyone went back in twos and threes.
"You all pay attention to safety, and report to the group that you are safe when you go back."
"Ok."
After the girls were sent to the car by the boys, the other boys also left one after another.
Er Gouzi was already unconscious at this time, Gu Fei was also in a daze, his hands and feet were not flexible, only Xiao Keai and Jiang Xie were left awake in a dormitory.
Xiao Keai looked at Jiang Xie pitifully, and asked for help, "I can't bring these two drunks back to the dormitory alone, please help me, you carry Gu Fei, I'm La Liankai."
"it is good."
Gu Fei was serious about pouring a glass of wine. Although he only drank some fruit wine the whole time, he was honored that this big brother who had very little anti-alcoholic enzyme was honorably poured down by the fruit wine.
And Er Gouzi, who just swore to promise to carry him back, was even more drunk. He kept losing in the next game, and was fined drinking all the time.
Er Gouzi's mouth, a deceiving ghost.
Xiao Keai supported Er Gouzi, who was drunk, while Jiang Xie dragged Gu Fei. After a while, they managed to hail a taxi, and the four of them staggered into the taxi.
During the driving, the driver was always paying attention to the situation of the two drunks, fearing that the two would vomit in the same car, but fortunately, the journey was safe.
-
The car drove into the school all the way to the downstairs of the dormitory, Jiang Xie patted Gu Fei on the shoulder, "We are downstairs in the dormitory, wake up."
"Um...ummm..."
Gu Fei opened his eyes in a daze, why did the person in front of him flicker, there were three shadows...
"You...who are you... Xiao Mian, you are a bit handsome, but why do you have three heads...it's weird."
Seeing Gu Fei's state, Jiang Xie had no choice but to resign himself to carrying him on his back and bring him back.
While climbing the stairs, he suddenly heard someone behind him talking in his ear.
"Hey...brother, why do you look so much like my Shuaibi roommate...huh?"
Jiang Xie: "I am your roommate..."
"So handsome, miss the day."
Jiang Xie: "???"
Gu Fei: "Whoa, since Jiang Xie came, I'm no longer the prettiest boy in our dormitory, so angry."
Jiang Xie turned his head to look at the man who leaned his head on his shoulder, his Adam's apple clenched slightly, "Then what should he do so that you don't get angry?"
Gu Fei: "I won't be angry if he does my old job."
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Keai, who was supporting Er Gouzi, shook his hands, and Er Gouzi stumbled on the railing one by one, the pain made him more than half sober.
"Little cute classmate, are you going to murder?" Er Gouzi drooped his face. He had just finished complaining when he noticed Xiao Keai's frightened expression.
Xiao Keai looked at Gu Fei as if he had seen a ghost, and in his heart he began to pray to the beggar that he could see the sun tomorrow.
Neither of his two roommates had heard the legend about Bi Jiangxie, the head coach of our school!
This is a well-known poisonous tongue, no matter whether you are a man or a woman, as long as you dare to approach him without permission-kill kill kill, not a blade of grass will grow, and you will not blink an eye!
Everyone on the school forum said that Jiang Xie was arrogant, cold, and extremely indifferent...
But the scene he expected didn't happen. Jiang Xie walked up the stairs with Gu Fei on his back. The moment Jiang Xie fell into the darkness, the cutie's heart was a little tense, and he was a little worried that the other party would kill someone to silence him.
In the darkness, Jiang Xie's Adam's apple slid up and down, lowered his voice and asked the drunk behind him, "Is that your first kiss today?"
Gu Fei tilted his head in confusion, "Does the kindergarten kiss count?"
Jiang Xie: "Kindergarten... doesn't count."
Gu Fei: "That's the first kiss."
Jiang Xie tightened his hands behind Gu Fei's back.
Xiao Keai hurriedly followed, he was really afraid that his roommate would be "clicked" and sent to see Hades. When he entered the room, Gu Fei had already been put on the bed by Jiang Xie.
The man also thoughtfully helped Gu Fei take off his shoes.
……
Looking at Gu Fei who miraculously survived, student Xiao Keai was thoughtful.
He was right.
It's the taste of two gays.
-
"I'm sorry to postpone the broadcast today, the live broadcast will be down in half an hour."
In the live broadcast room, the anchor turned on the mic to speak, and his clean voice immediately attracted many people.
—— "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slosh!
——"Boss, just turn it on, and I'll sleep after watching your Tianxiu!"
——“[]~( ̄▽ ̄)~*!”
When Jiang Xie was broadcasting live, while beating, he had only one person in his mind.
——"Hey, isn't the beggar here today?"
——"The beggar is not here, and I suddenly miss his coquettish words."
——"There are no beggars, and you can't copy the gossip. I'm not happy."
It seems that his fans still think of the same person as him...
Do beggars watch the live broadcast now?
wrong……
They were all drunk like that, so they definitely didn't watch it.
Although the game was won, Jiang Xie made several obvious mistakes.
——"The anchor seems to be a little out of shape today? So what happened to the delay?"
——"You are so concerned about other people's privacy, aren't you?"
——"Curiosity(`)"
Jiang Xie rubbed his head, always thinking of Gu Fei saying he misses 'Sun', so he was a little distracted when he was playing games, and he made a wrong operation.
"No, it's off."
The moment Jiang Xie left the live broadcast room, he didn't notice that the entire live broadcast room was full of climax.
——"Did you hear that? The judge actually explained it!"
--"Explanation is to cover."
——"Concealment is the truth~"
——"Yo, so what happened? I'm so curious~"
——"Are you singing oboe? []~( ̄▽ ̄)~*"
——"You are really Li Shizhen's skin."
Jiang Xie, who left the studio in a hurry, gently touched his lips with his hand, as if there was still a little warmth left by the other party.
……
After Gu Fei returned to the dormitory, an hour later he finally recovered from the stamina of low-concentration alcohol like fruit wine. Er Gouzi slept like a pig. own bed.
Xiao Keai, who hadn't slept yet, silently took out his phone.
Little cutie: ^_^
Gu Fei: Haven't slept yet?
Cutie: Well, do you still remember how you came back?
Gu Fei: Thank you for your hard work, you carried me back?
Cutie: It's Jiang Xie, the second dog I carried on my back.
Gu Fei: Oh.
Cutie: Do you still remember what you said to Jiang Xie when you came back? #squint smile
Gu Fei: What did I... say?
Cutie: You said you wanted to date him^_^
Gu Fei: Oh my god... what else did I say...
Cutie: Ask him to be your old attack^_^
Gu Fei: ...
Little cutie: send you a link for reference [百虎比心]
Xiao Keai sent Gu Fei the 818 connection of Jiang Xie in the forum, turned over, put down the phone, and prepared to have a good dream, and by the way, get up tomorrow to watch a movie.
In the middle of the night, according to the link, Gu Fei really realized who their roommate really is this time.
1. A super student in the Department of Chemistry.
2. Don't disturb the strangers.
3. The school grass of Jianglin University.
4. And... one of the most annoying people in this school, how many boys and girls have been crushed by him.
……
The more Gu Fei watched, the more frightened he became, and he didn't wait for tomorrow, so he sent a WeChat directly in the middle of the night.
Gu Fei: I got drunk today, I didn't do it on purpose, don't take what I said to heart.
Jiang Xie: Including the Japanese?
Gu Fei didn't expect the other party to reply in seconds.
Gu Fei: No, listen to me, I don't really want to fuck you, ah bah, be gentle... sleep with you.
Jiang Xie: Look down on me...
Gu Fei: No, that’s not what it means
Jiang Xie: Then why didn't you sleep with me?
Gu Fei: I'm afraid of death QAQ
Jiang Xie: ...
Jiang Xie, who just took a shower, touched his nose helplessly. He looks scary?
Because the school closed the dormitory doors at eleven o'clock, and there were people from the main campus among them, so they dispersed around ten o'clock.
"It's a little faster for us to take a taxi back." Among them, a few people from the main campus took a taxi and left with Su Qin, leaving behind Gu Fei and his group, and everyone went back in twos and threes.
"You all pay attention to safety, and report to the group that you are safe when you go back."
"Ok."
After the girls were sent to the car by the boys, the other boys also left one after another.
Er Gouzi was already unconscious at this time, Gu Fei was also in a daze, his hands and feet were not flexible, only Xiao Keai and Jiang Xie were left awake in a dormitory.
Xiao Keai looked at Jiang Xie pitifully, and asked for help, "I can't bring these two drunks back to the dormitory alone, please help me, you carry Gu Fei, I'm La Liankai."
"it is good."
Gu Fei was serious about pouring a glass of wine. Although he only drank some fruit wine the whole time, he was honored that this big brother who had very little anti-alcoholic enzyme was honorably poured down by the fruit wine.
And Er Gouzi, who just swore to promise to carry him back, was even more drunk. He kept losing in the next game, and was fined drinking all the time.
Er Gouzi's mouth, a deceiving ghost.
Xiao Keai supported Er Gouzi, who was drunk, while Jiang Xie dragged Gu Fei. After a while, they managed to hail a taxi, and the four of them staggered into the taxi.
During the driving, the driver was always paying attention to the situation of the two drunks, fearing that the two would vomit in the same car, but fortunately, the journey was safe.
-
The car drove into the school all the way to the downstairs of the dormitory, Jiang Xie patted Gu Fei on the shoulder, "We are downstairs in the dormitory, wake up."
"Um...ummm..."
Gu Fei opened his eyes in a daze, why did the person in front of him flicker, there were three shadows...
"You...who are you... Xiao Mian, you are a bit handsome, but why do you have three heads...it's weird."
Seeing Gu Fei's state, Jiang Xie had no choice but to resign himself to carrying him on his back and bring him back.
While climbing the stairs, he suddenly heard someone behind him talking in his ear.
"Hey...brother, why do you look so much like my Shuaibi roommate...huh?"
Jiang Xie: "I am your roommate..."
"So handsome, miss the day."
Jiang Xie: "???"
Gu Fei: "Whoa, since Jiang Xie came, I'm no longer the prettiest boy in our dormitory, so angry."
Jiang Xie turned his head to look at the man who leaned his head on his shoulder, his Adam's apple clenched slightly, "Then what should he do so that you don't get angry?"
Gu Fei: "I won't be angry if he does my old job."
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Keai, who was supporting Er Gouzi, shook his hands, and Er Gouzi stumbled on the railing one by one, the pain made him more than half sober.
"Little cute classmate, are you going to murder?" Er Gouzi drooped his face. He had just finished complaining when he noticed Xiao Keai's frightened expression.
Xiao Keai looked at Gu Fei as if he had seen a ghost, and in his heart he began to pray to the beggar that he could see the sun tomorrow.
Neither of his two roommates had heard the legend about Bi Jiangxie, the head coach of our school!
This is a well-known poisonous tongue, no matter whether you are a man or a woman, as long as you dare to approach him without permission-kill kill kill, not a blade of grass will grow, and you will not blink an eye!
Everyone on the school forum said that Jiang Xie was arrogant, cold, and extremely indifferent...
But the scene he expected didn't happen. Jiang Xie walked up the stairs with Gu Fei on his back. The moment Jiang Xie fell into the darkness, the cutie's heart was a little tense, and he was a little worried that the other party would kill someone to silence him.
In the darkness, Jiang Xie's Adam's apple slid up and down, lowered his voice and asked the drunk behind him, "Is that your first kiss today?"
Gu Fei tilted his head in confusion, "Does the kindergarten kiss count?"
Jiang Xie: "Kindergarten... doesn't count."
Gu Fei: "That's the first kiss."
Jiang Xie tightened his hands behind Gu Fei's back.
Xiao Keai hurriedly followed, he was really afraid that his roommate would be "clicked" and sent to see Hades. When he entered the room, Gu Fei had already been put on the bed by Jiang Xie.
The man also thoughtfully helped Gu Fei take off his shoes.
……
Looking at Gu Fei who miraculously survived, student Xiao Keai was thoughtful.
He was right.
It's the taste of two gays.
-
"I'm sorry to postpone the broadcast today, the live broadcast will be down in half an hour."
In the live broadcast room, the anchor turned on the mic to speak, and his clean voice immediately attracted many people.
—— "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slosh!
——"Boss, just turn it on, and I'll sleep after watching your Tianxiu!"
——“[]~( ̄▽ ̄)~*!”
When Jiang Xie was broadcasting live, while beating, he had only one person in his mind.
——"Hey, isn't the beggar here today?"
——"The beggar is not here, and I suddenly miss his coquettish words."
——"There are no beggars, and you can't copy the gossip. I'm not happy."
It seems that his fans still think of the same person as him...
Do beggars watch the live broadcast now?
wrong……
They were all drunk like that, so they definitely didn't watch it.
Although the game was won, Jiang Xie made several obvious mistakes.
——"The anchor seems to be a little out of shape today? So what happened to the delay?"
——"You are so concerned about other people's privacy, aren't you?"
——"Curiosity(`)"
Jiang Xie rubbed his head, always thinking of Gu Fei saying he misses 'Sun', so he was a little distracted when he was playing games, and he made a wrong operation.
"No, it's off."
The moment Jiang Xie left the live broadcast room, he didn't notice that the entire live broadcast room was full of climax.
——"Did you hear that? The judge actually explained it!"
--"Explanation is to cover."
——"Concealment is the truth~"
——"Yo, so what happened? I'm so curious~"
——"Are you singing oboe? []~( ̄▽ ̄)~*"
——"You are really Li Shizhen's skin."
Jiang Xie, who left the studio in a hurry, gently touched his lips with his hand, as if there was still a little warmth left by the other party.
……
After Gu Fei returned to the dormitory, an hour later he finally recovered from the stamina of low-concentration alcohol like fruit wine. Er Gouzi slept like a pig. own bed.
Xiao Keai, who hadn't slept yet, silently took out his phone.
Little cutie: ^_^
Gu Fei: Haven't slept yet?
Cutie: Well, do you still remember how you came back?
Gu Fei: Thank you for your hard work, you carried me back?
Cutie: It's Jiang Xie, the second dog I carried on my back.
Gu Fei: Oh.
Cutie: Do you still remember what you said to Jiang Xie when you came back? #squint smile
Gu Fei: What did I... say?
Cutie: You said you wanted to date him^_^
Gu Fei: Oh my god... what else did I say...
Cutie: Ask him to be your old attack^_^
Gu Fei: ...
Little cutie: send you a link for reference [百虎比心]
Xiao Keai sent Gu Fei the 818 connection of Jiang Xie in the forum, turned over, put down the phone, and prepared to have a good dream, and by the way, get up tomorrow to watch a movie.
In the middle of the night, according to the link, Gu Fei really realized who their roommate really is this time.
1. A super student in the Department of Chemistry.
2. Don't disturb the strangers.
3. The school grass of Jianglin University.
4. And... one of the most annoying people in this school, how many boys and girls have been crushed by him.
……
The more Gu Fei watched, the more frightened he became, and he didn't wait for tomorrow, so he sent a WeChat directly in the middle of the night.
Gu Fei: I got drunk today, I didn't do it on purpose, don't take what I said to heart.
Jiang Xie: Including the Japanese?
Gu Fei didn't expect the other party to reply in seconds.
Gu Fei: No, listen to me, I don't really want to fuck you, ah bah, be gentle... sleep with you.
Jiang Xie: Look down on me...
Gu Fei: No, that’s not what it means
Jiang Xie: Then why didn't you sleep with me?
Gu Fei: I'm afraid of death QAQ
Jiang Xie: ...
Jiang Xie, who just took a shower, touched his nose helplessly. He looks scary?
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