[Comprehensive] Lord Sect Master, you got the wrong script again!

"Bai Yueguang from Mrs. Bai's family, Miss Bai!" Er Gouzi was completely surprised that Dongfang had forgotten about Bai Yueguang. Could it be that when we met last time, Miss Bai said that she didn't want to enter the palace, what did she want? A couple' and the like, there was an unpleasant scene, so His Majesty is angry?

Dongfang looked like shit, what the hell kind of name is 'White Moonlight'? Why is everyone in this world full of useless names? Even 'White Moonlight' came out with a bad name?According to the recognition in the East, the name 'Bai Yueguang' is really no better than 'Er Gouzi' and 'Three Sticks'.

He didn't bother to think about the relationship between the original body and the one called 'White Moonlight' or 'White Rice Grain', and he didn't even bother to pick up the memories related to her, he wasn't in the mood to take the blame for Yuan Body, Sitting directly in the sedan chair, "Go back to the palace, I... I want to rest (make up for sleep)!"

Er Gouzi saw that Dongfang was too lazy to mention Miss Bai. As a caring servant, Er Gouzi naturally wouldn't worry about what Miss Bai was, although her maid gave him a lot of gold and told him to mention Miss Bai in His Majesty's ear more often. , but His Majesty is not willing to listen, so of course I won't mention it!If the iron rice bowl is messed up, who will pay for the spoils? "Okay, let's drive back to the palace!"

After Dongfang sat on the sedan chair, he closed his eyes again. How could he fail to see what these two dogs did and received behind their backs? Moreover, he had a vague attitude of wanting to control the original body, which was simply No rules!

But since I just came here, I don’t need to do too many things, I can just adjust/teach them slowly in the future, if the adjustment/teaching is not good, then change to another one!So I glanced at Er Gouzi's figure again, heh heh, I'll see how you behave Er Gouzi in the future, otherwise I'll just make you a real Gouzi!

At this time, Dongfang didn't know that in this world, Amnesty's spirit fragments would possess a dog, and he would pamper a dog to the bone.According to this development, if Er Gouzi becomes a Gouzi, he will still make money!

Smiling obsequiously all the time, Er Gouzi, who was following the Dongfang sedan chair, suddenly felt cold behind his back, always feeling like he was going to be a little cold?

However, as the sedan chair passed through the imperial garden, a group of beautiful women started their performances one after another. Naturally, they tried to seduce Dongfang in various ways, trying to catch his eyes, so as to "send me to Qingyun" and the like.

All kinds of fragrant winds came, and Dongfang, who had been resting with his eyes closed, couldn't help but frowned, "Er Gouzi, is this sedan chair going into the Gong's room? Why is it so smelly?"

To be honest, at any rate, you are also the one who founded the 'Yihua Palace' and was a 'Big Sister of Confidence', so now you despise these beauties, is it really okay?

Dongfang said that this is all caused by his own desire to survive!Just pardon the jealousy of that old vinegar jar, if I don't dislike those beauties, how dare I be a big sister, and I can't be a little sister!

It doesn't seem to be a sister problem, right?

As for what was said by Dongfang, these beauties in the deep palace were completely like a bolt from the blue, sniffing their own smells uncomfortably, and of course glanced at the people next to them contemptuously, thinking that the stinky words Dongfang said Qi is brought by others.

But seeing that Dongfang kept his eyes closed, these beauties immediately stopped bothering to attract his attention, and they all picked up their handkerchiefs to cover their faces, and asked the maid next to them to help them back to the palace quickly, so as not to wait for him to open their eyes. Seeing himself with his eyes, he thought his stinky, left him with a bad impression and so on.

Seeing that Dongfang did not put on a suave and suave look to wink at these beauties, Er Gouzi felt a bit of novelty, Your Majesty, do you feel really different today?But just now he felt a chill behind his back, and at this time he was also very sensible and didn't say anything more. Perhaps His Majesty is not interested in playing the role of "a romantic wit" today, right?

Eh... Maybe he won't be in the mood to do role-playing again in the future?

Or should I say, don't have the guts?

Dongfang went back to the bedroom and took a nap before getting up. Er Gouzi immediately set up his lunch and served him to eat.This is the first time that His Majesty sleeps back into the cage or something, but Er Gouzi dare not say anything more, because he always feels that His Majesty is very different today, and his momentum seems to be much stronger, so he also I dare not say anything to him like in the past, no big or small, let alone make decisions for him.

This is probably a strong desire to survive, right?

It's just that when the lunch is served, Dongfang is happy, what the hell is going on!Not to mention ingredients such as celery, coriander, tofu, but all kinds of messy medicines added here. This is not to make the original body unable to give birth to children, but to make the original body become a "two dog" Are you the same person as the 'Three Sticks'?And he also had every reason to suspect that those crooked melons and dates in the original harem were also drugged.

Because the original body was still a little cowardly after entering the palace, so he ate whatever was brought up by the imperial dining room. Others said that this was following the original rules of the Supreme Emperor, so he took it as a rule, and he didn't even dare to ask why the Supreme Emperor It turns out that you are a vegetarian every day?As for what kinds of medicines are added to these meals, Yuan himself doesn't understand medical principles, let alone see them.

If these things are eaten in the long run, then why is it that the functions are not useless?

But Dongfang didn't care, but not caring didn't mean he would make fun of his body. What if he was drugged too much and ruined his body, and he couldn't survive the day when he found an amnesty?

Throwing the chopsticks directly, "Er Gouzi, what are these things, I eat these every day, don't you have any other fresh food?"

Ergouzi panicked again at Dongfang's sudden attack, "Your Majesty..." What's wrong with you, why are you so bored today?

Dongfang directly lifted the table, "I... bah... I eat stuff every day, it's worse than dog food, what's the point of being the emperor, I might as well go back to my mansion, the food is better than this !"

Maybe they really eat worse than dogs, after all, the dogs in the cat and dog room still have meat to eat every day!

Hmm... It's just that you don't have any seizures, and today you can't bear it all of a sudden. If you are like this, aren't you afraid of being suspected?

Dongfang is not afraid at all, because he thinks that in this romantic world, people may generally have low IQ, otherwise how could the original body endure this situation for so long? Shouldn't he just turn on the 'Emperor Mode' and kill everyone?

Alas...Thinking about this fucking situation, Dongfang couldn't help sighing, thanks to the fact that the country is in peace now, otherwise with this 'romantic model', love will always be in love, this country will sooner or later It's over!

Because of Dongfang's anger, all the servants and maidservants in the palace knelt on the ground long ago, and naturally kowtowed, "Your Majesty, calm down, Your Majesty, calm down!"

Ergouzi also knelt and walked to Dongfang's feet, trying to hug his thigh, "Your Majesty, calm down..."

Dongfang kicked Er Gouzi away with one kick, "I see that all of you want to bully the king, because you think that I am just a display, and you all want to climb high! Why don't you just give me a slap in the face?" Take the poison/medicine and directly poison me to death, so you can explain to your respective masters behind you!"

Such heartbreaking words made the people who were still begging for mercy silenced for a moment. Some of them were nails sent by others, or the palace servants who were bribed by others were inevitably a little guilty, and naturally lowered their heads even more. He lowered his body and shrank his body, for fear that Dongfang would discover something.

Er Gouzi still looked confused, now it's Dongfang's turn to hate iron and steel, as expected, the original body is next to a fool and a second fool, why did the original body choose such a servant who is not at all elf? As for the confidant, he hasn't been cheated to death so far, so he can be regarded as having strong luck in his original body, right?

And the looks of everyone in the hall were also noticed by Dongfang. There was no one who was loyal to the original body. It was indeed not easy for an emperor to mix up his life like this!

Without saying much, he just kicked Er Gouzi, "Go, call me the supervisor of the imperial dining room, I want to see, these things are really eaten by the emperor. What a hard life you've lived!" Directly escalating the seriousness of the problem to the Supreme Emperor.

Sure enough, as soon as the problem was brought to the Supreme Emperor, the imperial dining room immediately brought a table of much better lunch.

Hmm... To be honest, this really doesn't prove that Yushanfang was perfunctory before, isn't this really "deception"?

The fat-headed and big-eared head of the imperial dining room knelt on the ground, because the servants were not allowed to clean up the meal that was overturned just now, so these things were still spread on the ground. Hey, I listened to the words of the nobleman, and the matter of embezzling His Majesty's meals was discovered, can I still get it back? "Your Majesty, the crime of slavery..."

"Crime?" Dongfang snorted coldly, and directly interrupted the director of the imperial dining room's plea, "What kind of crime can our director of the imperial dining room be guilty of? Isn't it just letting me eat vegetarian food for a few more days, and telling me to detoxify more! You What's the crime, I'm afraid I have to thank you, right?"

Er Gouzi is completely confused, isn't Your Majesty going to question the director of the imperial dining room? The land even praised him, so is it possible to reward him for his meritorious deeds?

Fortunately, he has one advantage, that is, he can hold back and don't ask casually, otherwise Dongfang will probably beat him to death, right?Of course, looking at Er Gouzi's stupid appearance, Dongfang couldn't help worrying, wouldn't the director of the imperial dining room think that I was praising him? If that's really the case, then this world will be so frustrating What about despair?

Fortunately, the supervisor of the imperial dining room could understand people's language, so he didn't take Dongfang's sarcasm as a compliment, and kowtowed repeatedly, "It's a big crime for slaves, please appease your majesty!"

"Hey, what crime are you guilty of?" Dongfang is not forgiving, we are just making trouble for no reason!They even used 'you', is this the rhythm to scare him to death?

As expected, the director of the imperial dining room was completely trembling with fear of Dongfang's "yin and yang strange energy", but faced with his sudden attack, how could he dare to admit that he had withheld the emperor's food, and he felt annoyed in his heart!

Why did I believe in the evil of the nobleman, thinking that the Supreme Emperor didn't look down on His Majesty at all and would depose him soon, so I dared to withhold the emperor's food, and even let the people under him do all kinds of tricks in the food.

But he absolutely can't admit these things, it's a serious crime of beheading, even if he confesses the nobleman, he can't offend the forces behind the nobleman!

His eyes rolled away for a moment, and he found an excuse for himself in an instant, "Your Majesty, slave..."