[Comprehensive] Lord Sect Master, you got the wrong script again!

Dongfang, who was immersed in the fun of shopping, didn't realize that the Internet is now boiling up because of the appearance of the big boss, and even caused the network to crash repeatedly due to excessive traffic, and the programmers also crashed again and again, until his mobile phone rang .

It seems that the caller ID is 'Sebas Butler'. Dongfang thought that he helped him clean up the house, and wanted to give him the key, so he picked up the phone, just in time for him to help prepare another room for everyone. You can live here, but you can't let the boss live in any guest room casually.

As soon as the call was connected, before Dongfang could say anything, the excited voice of Butler Tian on the other end of the phone came over, "Master, you have a young master, why didn't you tell me earlier? But don't worry, young master I will prepare the room for you, as well as the housekeeper and chef you need for your house, I will also arrange it, you just need to rest assured!"

As soon as the call ended, Dongfang was a little dizzy, what was it all about!But Steward Tian prepared the boss's room without even ordering him, and Dongfang wanted to give him 10086 likes. He really is a peerless good housekeeper!

After Tian Butler finished talking about his arrangement, he continued to talk to himself, "No, no, you don't have much experience in taking care of children, young master. Why don't you bring me back to the ancestral house, and I will take good care of you Yes! If the master knows, he will be very happy too!"

But thinking that my master has gone out to play cruises, and will not be in the ancestral house in a short time, "If you want a lot of masters, I'll be your housekeeper!" Master, I'm sorry, in fact, my true love is for the young master!I will take good care of the young master and protect the next generation of the Xuanyuan family, just like I protected the young master back then!

Is it really okay to just abandon your master like this, will your master faint from crying on the cruise ship?And he decided his own destination just like that, Dongfang, did he agree, did the boss agree, the four members of their family are already neat and tidy, but there is no need to add more people, oh, Even if they are not short of such a meal.

Dongfang rubbed his temples with a headache, it was obvious that he also had a headache from being nagged by the housekeeper!But it is just right that he is here, and the boss's household registration problem can be handed over to him to solve, "Tian Steward, I need you to help me solve this household registration problem!"

Butler Tian immediately understood that Dongfang was going to solve the household registration problem by himself, "Don't worry, young master, I will get the household registration of young master right away. I don't know the date of birth of young master, and what is the name of young master?" If you have a birth certificate, that's great!But Steward Tian didn't look forward to the birth certificate too much, and his intuition told him that there would be no such thing.

Actually, where can I find the birth certificate for the boss who fell from the black hole of time and space?

As an unreliable old father, Dongfang looked down at the big brother. He is about ten years old now, but it is also possible that he has developed better. In fact, he is only seven or eight years old. I don’t know for a while. How old should he be? "Boss, tell me, how old are you?"

Steward Tian on the other end of the phone couldn't help but feel a little sad for his young master when he heard Dongfang's questioning to the boss. What an irresponsible father he is, why he doesn't even know how old his son is this year!Besides, the young master doesn't even have a big name, so that's why he is called a 'big brother', right?

No, Dongfang said, the boss is in my heart, and will always be the boss!

The boss looked at his hands, touched his bones by the way, and his current stature, "About ten years old?"

Hearing the boss's answer, Steward Tian's heart was about to break. My young master, what kind of crimes have you suffered before that you don't even know how old you are?Hey, hey... ancestors of the Xuanyuan family, quickly lift up the coffin boards and take a look, what's going on here!

Also, ten years old?The young master is ten years old?Ten years ago, the young master was only in his teens, my god, the young master had a son in his teens, he really is not an ordinary person, not at all inferior to the old master when he was young!Tut tut...

Well, the brain hole opened to other places again...

As for the name, Dongfang also looked at the boss for advice, do you want to be called 'Ying Zheng' or 'Shi Huang'?

→_→Calling these two names, do you want to go out and scare someone to death or laugh at someone to death?The boss feels that his old father is becoming more and more unreliable now, and he is completely unreliable than the old mother. Can't you give me a better name?

At this time, Brother Xie has already ridden on Brother Diao, and Brother Diao is still standing on top of Dongfang's head. The two birds complained about Dongfang together, "That's right, let's have some snacks! Chirp!" You are really getting more and more stupid It's getting worse and worse, are you still the leader?

Standing on top of my head, you dare to complain about me, don’t you want to mess around anymore, be careful, I will put you directly in the birdcage and I will tell you!If it wasn't for the wrong place, Dongfang would have wanted to fight Brother Diao and Brother Shei. When these two bastards are together, they can be very irritating!

And what name should be given to the big brother so as to match his arrogance, Dongfang carefully thought about it for a long time, and finally felt that calling him 'big brother' is the most domineering!

You really are a down-to-earth 'name waste'!

However, Big Brother accepts this name well. After all, he has always been called Big Brother, and he has long been used to this title, so it is no problem for him to directly use 'Da Lao' as his name on his account.

Brother Diao and Brother She also nodded in agreement, you have done something reliable!

To be honest, if you can explain to us, what point is it reliable to directly name the boss as "Big Brother"?

What's the matter, is it better than being called 'Ying Zheng' or 'Shi Huang'?

That being said, it seems quite reasonable!

So the unreliable father and son happily decided to register for Da Lao, using the name 'Da Lao', and the full name is 'Xuan Yuan Da Lao'!

It sounds really domineering!Anyway, the boss is the one who dominates Xuanyuanfen. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this name!

Listening to Dongfang's confirmed answer of 'about ten years old, his name is Big Brother', Dongfang even said that his birthday should be arranged according to Mr. Ba's birthday, so that father and son can celebrate their birthday together, which is convenient!Butler Tian on the other end of the phone has completely turned into a petrified state. Young master, you are actually joking with me, Old Tian, ​​right? Just like you always call me 'Sebas Butler' when you have nothing to do, you name the young master '" Boss', is that a joke?

Dongfang shook his head and denied, "I'm not joking, you just follow this and do it!"

Butler Tian felt as if he had heard a joke. Why did the young master become so unreliable now? He couldn't figure out the answer!And based on his loyalty, he had to fight for 'benefits' for the big brother, "Master, don't you think about the name of the young master?" Don't you think the name 'big brother' is really inappropriate?

Please, my dad can be called 'Xuanyuan Ba', and I can be called 'Xuanyuan Aotian', so what's wrong with having one more 'Xuanyuan Daxie'?Dongfang, who didn't think there was a problem at all, resolutely rejected Steward Tian, ​​"Just make arrangements as I said!"

God, what kind of unreliable old father is this? No, I have to sue the master. How can the young master be so unreliable? I completely doubt that the young master will be misled by the young master if this continues!Steward Tian secretly decided that he must be 'loyal to his ears'!

But right now, he can only honestly follow Dongfang's orders.

Congratulations, the boss is now a famous person in this world!

As for the name 'Big Brother', if someone investigates the illegitimate son of Mr. Ba in the future, they will not think that this name will be their real name. This can completely add a sense of mystery to the Xuanyuan family. People lament that the Xuanyuan family's secrecy is too secretive, right?

Can this be regarded as killing two birds with one stone?

Dongfang doesn't care what others think or think. After talking with Steward Tian and resolving the issue of the boss's household registration, he is ready to take him home with all the clothes he bought for the boss. It's a pity that I have to give up the little skirt!

Hmm... just let the boss go, don't mess with him!

Dongfang, who doesn't care about others, probably doesn't know what kind of image he is in other people's cameras at this time, right?

I saw that Dongfang was holding the boss in one hand, and carrying a shopping bag in the other. He didn't even do the normal operation of Mr. Ba to get people to deliver the goods directly to his door. With two birds on his head, his neck was strong enough. Even under the weight, he didn't even flash his neck.

Such a weird state was naturally spread on the Internet, so within a few hours, the topic of #宣元家庭新维人羞生子# hadn’t gone down, and #宣元霸常头顶鸟为什么向# followed suit. It became a hot search, and caused a wave of heated discussions. Someone once said that "reading is as good as a bird", and now some people want to ask, what is the use of "being a bird"?

This is a new trend of fashion. It is popular among wealthy families to stand on top of a bird or walk a bird, or does Xuanyuan Bazong have a unique aesthetic?

Many fashion people have expressed their opinions, regardless of whether it is really popular or aesthetically abnormal, there will always be people to imitate what Ba Zong does, so topping the bird and walking the bird have become a new round of popularity. Get a fake bird, the rich can even get a peacock!For a while, it was also a piece of 'niaosonghuaxiang'!

Dongfang probably doesn't know that he can drive a wave of popularity, right?

As for Mr. Ba's weird behavior, whether it is because of some mental problems, no one dares to discuss it. After all, Mr. Ba's family is so rich. Can't you wear it?

But no matter what, after this encounter, the image of a generation of overlords who were "crazy, arrogant, cool and handsome" was completely ruined by Dongfang.

Coupled with the fact that the original overlord has an inexplicably extra son under his name, and the boss may one day be picked up by his master and leave this world, how will the overlord face this 'Schrödinger's? son'?

Probably, Dongfang didn't think about leaving a way out for the original tyrant who might come back again, right?

Light up the wax for the original boss!Three bows!