[Comprehensive] Lord Sect Master, you got the wrong script again!

PHS was originally an intelligence officer that Dongfang found out from the sticky stick. This inquiring information is of course top-notch. Before the fifth elder brother entered the palace, the story of "Cheng Enlu after the rain" had been known for a long time, but his original The second job is a storyteller under the flyover, so when reporting things, I can't help but use the storytelling mode, and even "there are so many bamboo boards, let's not boast about anything else", so, it is indeed quite dishonest , but it is also quite amusing and brings a lot of fun to the queen.

Now that Dongfang and Amnesty had thrown the whip and embroidery needles like this, PHS naturally knew that they were just joking, otherwise the whip and embroidery needles would have been thrown directly at him.

A few backflips nimbly dodged the 'claws' of the two old mothers, and then bowed their hands with a bitter face, "Oh, mothers, please let me go, I say it's not okay!" I'm really afraid of you These two annoying little goblins!

The queen was amused by PHS's ridiculously deflated appearance, and couldn't help laughing, "Oh, my stomach!"

Dongfang and Amnesty immediately paid attention to the queen's belly, "Ma'am, are you going to give birth?" I'm so nervous, what should I do, is the delivery room ready, is the hot water ready, and the ginseng soup is ready No, the imperial physician, the imperial physician, call the imperial physician quickly!

Please, both of you are people who have had many births. You can't tell if the queen is going to give birth, she just laughs until her stomach hurts.

The queen rubbed her belly and waved her hands, "Don't worry, mammy, I'm fine!" But the child in her stomach moved a few times and kicked her belly, which made her look surprised again, "Oh, mammy, the child kicked you!" Me!"

So Dongfang and Amnesty also joined the ranks of groping their stomachs, "Ouch, little elder brother and little Gege kicked me too!"

Do you want to hear what happened?The neglected PHS has a completely black line on his face. If you are like this, you will be caught off guard when something worse happens. No wonder I am!

Although she strayed from the topic for a while, the queen finally finished listening to the follow-up story about the bloody girl, which naturally included something like "Cheng Enlu after the rain", which was really disgusting!

But what about 18 years ago, I hadn't become a regular at that time, and I was just a concubine, so it's really not my fault if it's bad.

Of course, the queen couldn't help being a little envious that the queen died early, otherwise the emperor would vomit blood in anger, right?

It's just that PHS hasn't gotten the news that the emperor brought two girls into the palace again, so the queen doesn't know that she will be disturbed again. As for vomiting blood...

Dongfang and Amnesty listened to PHS talking vigorously on the bamboo board, and their heads couldn't help shaking their heads to follow the rhythm. They were quite energetic!But after hearing about this matter, both of them couldn't help turning their heads to look at the Queen's expression quietly, worrying if she would feel uncomfortable or couldn't think about it.

To be honest, if it was two years ago, the queen might not be able to think about it, but now she really doesn't know how, who cares about how many romantic debts that big pig's trotter has incurred outside!If you can't think about it every time, I'm afraid that the Daming Lake and the Great Dark Lake are not enough to dance by yourself, right?

Seeing Dongfang and Amnesty looking at themselves carefully, the queen is also a little bit dumbfounded, especially Dongfang, mother, didn't you teach me, 'Women can hold up half the sky, so don't count on the other half', 'Men are reliable, mothers Pigs can climb trees' and so on, you said a lot, what are you worrying about now, do you have so little confidence in me?

Hmm... The nonsense words that Dongfang said are really indescribable. They killed himself and Amnesty with one shot!But they are all old mothers now, so it doesn't seem to be the part that was beaten to death?

Rubbing his stomach, he said in a warm voice, "Nurse, you worry too much! I have Twelve and Lan Xin by my side, and now there are two more in my stomach. They are enough. Why bother with the others?" Do you take it to heart?" The old lady will not be angry because of the big pig's hoof's romantic debt, if she is angry and ruins her body and hurts the child in her belly, it is not worth it!

Dongfang was a little embarrassed, he seemed to have underestimated the Queen, and forgot that she had a strong heart now, touched his nose and looked down at the shoes on his feet, "This old slave is thinking wildly..."

The empress herself knew her own affairs. In the past few years, she was always cloudy and uncertain. Even the times when the emperor went to a concubine made her feel heartbroken. She also knew that Nanny Rong saw it. So it's normal for him to worry about himself now, "Nurse, it's not your fault..."

In fact, Dongfang was affected by the memory of the original Nanny Rong, and it just happened from time to time that the attributes of the old Nanny would flare up.

On the contrary, Amnesty and Xu did not appear in front of the Queen Mother, so after all, the old nanny's attributes seldom flare up, at most she can just chatter a little bit. Seeing that the master and servant are about to stage a headache and cry again, their eyelids can't help but jump up again. , quickly kicked PHS, "What else do you have to say, tell me quickly!" A girl's family can't break into Xishan alone, so tell me quickly if there is any accomplice.

PHS fell to the ground like a weak wind supporting a willow with an 'oops' sound, and when he raised his head, it was raining like pear blossoms. Mammy, how can you be so cruel and ruthless, don't you know how to be sympathetic?

O(￣ヘ￣o#) If there is anything else you haven’t said, hurry up and say it, don’t act for me!Amnesty is not used to PHS, he squinted his eyes and took out the embroidery needle. Do you want to try the taste of the mother's embroidery needle? The 'player' can only be the grand master!

Hey, hey, have you missed the point again?

Mammy, you can't be so unreasonable!PHS felt wronged. After all, no matter how fast the news spread, there was still a time lag. To know that 'Cheng Enlu after the rain' was already the response of the intelligence department at the sticky pole, no other news really came. , what can I say ya me?

Amnesty felt that Lihua Daiyu's character set was his own, and he must not be snatched away. He rolled up his sleeves and was about to beat up PHS who robbed him of his job. Oh, look at my bad temper, mama!

Dongfang saw that Amnesty started to get confused again, but his mind became clear again. He pushed his head, pushed him aside, and then waved PHS back, "Okay, okay, you go down first, Xishan that If you have any other news, remember to report back in time."

PHS said, don't worry, Mammy, if there is another news from China Mobile and China Unicom, the little one will come over immediately with the bamboo board.

After seeing PHS retreat, the queen still sighed, "Fortunately, she is just a girl. If she is really an assassin, what should I do?" Even though she despised the emperor for being a big pig, she was still a little worried. Once he died, what would happen to the few orphans and widows left?Thinking about it, I couldn't help but look sadly at the far window...

Hmm... It seems that the family has a big business, and I am a queen, so I can't embarrass myself in leisure time, so I don't need to worry much?

Bah, bah, bah, there's no need to curse the emperor like that, right?

After 'cursing' the emperor, the empress spoke to Amnesty again, "I think the empress dowager knows a thing or two about the fact that the fifth elder brother brought a girl into the palace! Nanny Gui, please go and explain it to the empress dowager." One or two, to save her old man from worrying!"

Amnesty twitched the corners of her mouth, I'm afraid you don't want me to tell the story of "Cheng Enlu after the rain" to the Queen Mother, so that the old lady can personally go out and take the emperor's skin off, right?Tsk tsk tsk, it really is "the most poisonous woman's heart"!But sir, I like it!

"Your Majesty, don't worry, this old slave will definitely tell the Empress Dowager clearly, so that she won't worry!" When necessary, it should be possible to add oil and vinegar, right?

Sure enough, you group of 'vicious' women won't stop until they kill the emperor, right?

When the amnesty arrived at the Palace of Compassion and Ning, the Empress Dowager was really angry, "This Yongzheng is really absurd. He actually ignored the safety of the royal family and brought a woman into the palace for no reason. Who allowed him to do this?"

Who else, except the emperor, who gave the fifth elder brother the right to enter the palace freely. When the fifth elder brother was favored, the emperor couldn't stand the double coquettishness of him and the concubine Ling, so he gave the fifth elder brother a token , so that the guards guarding the gate didn't dare to stop him at all!

Once in front of the Empress Dowager, Amnesty's old nanny attributes really came out, and she didn't dare to be a monster, so she greeted her honestly, "Slaves greet the Empress Dowager! All blessings!"

When the queen mother saw the amnesty coming, she thought that something happened to the queen. Could it be that she was angry? "You are not serving in Kunning Palace, but what's the matter with the queen?"

"The empress is healthy, there is nothing wrong! It's just that something happened in Xishan, the emperor has already returned to the palace, and the empress ordered the slaves to come and report to the empress dowager, so as to save the empress dowager from worrying."

It turned out that it wasn't the queen who had something to do, the queen mother was relieved and relieved, as long as it's okay, it's fine.

Um... don't you want to hear what happened to Xishan?You must have forgotten your precious son, the Emperor, again, right?

The queen mother said that she really didn't remember it for a while...

Of course, the queen mother didn't think of the emperor for a while, and the amnesty would remind her of it.Although he didn't know how to make bamboo boards, the elder was still very sharp-tongued, and soon told the queen mother the story of "Cheng Enlu after the rain".

The queen mother was so angry, "Absurd, absurd, it is so absurd! How dare the emperor..." I was already thinking in my heart whether I should use the little leather whip left by Lord Shizong to teach the emperor a lesson.

Hey... "The little leather whip that Lord Sejong left for himself" or something, the amount of information seems a bit big!

Amnesty saw that the queen mother was extremely angry, and repeatedly comforted her, "Your Majesty, please calm down, didn't the emperor also recognize that woman..."

The queen mother was still very angry, and angrily patted the table again, "He dares!"

As a dedicated old woman, seeing her master so angry at this moment, Amnesty suddenly felt a little pain in her conscience, and the culprit should be punished!After the emperor returns to the palace, throw him a few more needles to vent his anger on the master!

Σ(°△°|||)︴What kind of enmity does the emperor have with you!You are the culprit who made the empress dowager even more angry, right?