Dongfang held Twelve Elder Brothers in his arms and was looking forward to a good show, wanting to see how it would end with the prince (withstanding the emperor's anger), although he might have been used to it for a long time, following the emperor obediently, and suddenly heard a cry The wail-style funeral, the posture is similar to the mourning method of the Yanxi Palace in the old mother's original memory, and I can't help but get goosebumps all over my body. Sure enough, there are such mourners everywhere!
Still lamenting and not knowing where the prince invited the bereaved talent, the number was so real, Dongfang then felt that someone was about to bump into him from behind, if he was hit like this, he might be killed Throwing Elder Brother Twelve out, he turned sideways in an instant, stretched and hooked his legs lightly, and directly asked the person who was about to hit him to throw forward, and fell to the ground!
Troublesome people, this is what happens to you when you want to harm someone!
When the man fell, he fell right at the emperor's feet, and he didn't make trouble because Dongfang tripped him, probably because he was wrong, and then he heard the man kneeling and crawling and wailing, "My lord! ! My lord! My lord!!!”
Well, it turns out that this person is the mourner!
Because of the man's wailing, the emperor's face became more sad. He raised his head and looked at the sky at 45 degrees. It was dusty, there was no sun, no clouds, which made people feel even more depressed, "Old five Ah! Old Five! Old Five!!!”
Hmm... so you have also learned this method of mourning, is it really necessary?
Dongfang felt as if he had seen a materialized black line appear on Shizi Yongbi's forehead, was he completely shocked?
Yongbi bit the bullet and asked someone to help the person who was crying at the door of his house, "Master Fu, why don't you get up first and cry after you go in?"
Isn't this wailing person the concubine Ling's brother-in-law Fu Lun? This method of mourning is indeed a unique skill passed down from family to family!Seeing his posture, he probably won't lose to Concubine Ling, right?
After hearing Yongbi's words, Fu Lun stood up with the help of his followers. At this time, he seemed to have discovered the emperor, and he knelt down again in surprise, "I see the emperor, my majesty, I am safe! My slave I couldn't control myself for a while, and lost my composure in front of the emperor, please forgive me!"
Tsk tsk, the emperor's clothes are so obvious, are you blind so you didn't see him?
Probably because Fulun’s mourning just now was very exciting, the emperor was moved, so he didn’t care about his loud wailing, which made his ears ache a little, “Okay, get up, this matter is not necessary. Blame you!"
So Fulun climbed up the pole resolutely, followed the emperor with a flattering face, and walked into the Prince He's mansion together with him, but he didn't notice that Yongbi who followed them into the mansion had a rather unhappy face alright.
After all, if my Ama is used as a pole to climb up, it won't make a face on anyone, okay?So Yongbi has already winked at his entourage, telling him to go in first, and talk about what happened at this door, hehe, I hope Fulun has a good voice today, and can continue to call, you will be my Ama Is this pole so easy to climb?
Dongfang watched Yongbi's expression and secret movements, and after saying a few words in Elder Twelve's ear, Elder Twelve got off Dongfang and ran to Yongbi on short legs. by his side, holding his hand, "Brother Yongbi..."
Yong Bi hadn't seen Twelve Elder Brothers much, but he had seen the Empress, and when he saw his little face, he immediately knew that it was Twelve Elder Brothers, but he didn't expect him to go out of the palace with him, and his brows couldn't help Wrinkled a bit, "Why is Brother Twelve here?"
Brother Twelve tilted his head and blinked at Yong Bi, with an expression that I had seen through Uncle Fifth's tricks, but he spoke with great sincerity, "I'm a junior, so naturally I should visit the elders!"
Well, Yongbi has been completely attracted by the twelfth elder brother. After all, his bear brothers have grown up now and are not cute anymore. Now that there is such a cute little brother, his brother-in-law will burn again Get up, "Then you can't run around later, lest you get hit!"
Still thinking about watching a good show, of course I won’t run around, Brother Twelve nodded obediently, “Brother Yongbi, don’t worry, I won’t run around!” Then he pointed to Dongfang, “I’ll follow my mother later. Mama, is it okay?" That is, will you prepare some sunflower seed snacks with me?
Yong Bi twitched the corner of his mouth, oh my brother, your expression of wanting to watch a show is too obvious, isn't it?You have to practice hard in the future! "Don't worry, there will be stools, snacks and melon seeds later!"
Hey... don't bring such indulgent elder brothers!
When the emperor entered the mansion, he saw a nanmu coffin in the middle of the main courtyard. On the table in front of the coffin were various tributes and censer spirit tablets. Kneeling aside, burning paper money in the basin, feeling very sad.
And the saddest one is the 'grey-haired' Concubine Yugui holding the coffin and wailing, "Er Niang's fifth son, why are you so cruel, you actually called Er Niang 'grey-haired people to black-haired people', How can you tell Er Niang to live the rest of her life, why don't you take Er Niang away together?"
This call made the emperor feel sad for a while. He was also brought up by Concubine Yugui. Although his feelings are not as deep as those of the Queen Mother, he is not shallow. He also felt sorry for Concubine Yugui, so he hurried to her side to help her Hold on, "My mother's day, my son will honor you well in the future! Don't worry too much, and hurt your body!"
Concubine Yugui didn't expect that she finally came out to act in a scene, but she was interrupted before she had finished her fun, how boring!
She let the emperor support her in a dispirited manner, "Ah, emperor, why are you here?" But at this moment, there was no trace of sadness on her face, at most it was that she had wailed a little too much just now, and her voice was a little bit Dumb!Sure enough, the play is also very fast!
Seeing Concubine Yugui like this, the emperor always felt that something was wrong?Look carefully, and the sons of the prince, although they looked bitter, they were not sad. Thinking carefully about the officials who came to pay homage just now, it seemed that they were all suffering...
In the blink of an eye, the emperor's IQ began to recover, um... the answer seems to be coming soon?But when he thought of this answer, the emperor's face turned dark instantly, and when he looked into the coffin, he saw Prince He lying in the coffin, looking at him with a playful smile!
Come here, seal this coffin, I will personally burn this coffin with raging rage!
When she looked at Concubine Yugui again, she also had a look of helplessness on her face, "Emiang, why are you messing around with Lao Wu!"
At this time, Yongbi and Twelfth Elder Brother also came in, and hurriedly ran to Concubine Yugui, "Mama, why did you run out?" "Mama Gui, why haven't you entered the palace for so long?" , Yongji misses you so much!"
Concubine Yugui glared at Yongbi first, "You are all playing, why don't you let me join in the fun?" Then she looked kindly at Elder Brother Twelve, "Yongji is coming too, come, come, Gui Mama taught you how to cry to sound sad enough!"
Hmm...can you stop messing around?
Because Concubine Yugui and the emperor did not speak loudly, and they were beside the coffin, so in the eyes of others, it was just the emperor and the emperor comforting Concubine Yugui.
How can such a great performance opportunity be missed?
So Furren started his performance again, kneeling down with a plop, the sound was so loud that people felt his knee hurt for him.Then I saw him kneeling and walking a few steps to the coffin, knocking his head three times in a row to the coffin, causing someone to feel a headache on his behalf.
And when he raised his head, his face was already full of tears. I don't know how to get this skill, it's even more powerful than Amnesty's 'Winning the Wind and Tears'!
Fulun wailed at the coffin. If his status did not allow him, he would have held onto the coffin to look at the 'remains' of the prince, so as to show his 'true affection'. Of course, his voice at this time The heart was already full of sorrow, "My lord! Why did you leave so early, God is really jealous of the talents!" That way, it is no different from the death of the whole family!
In mourning Dafa, besides the voice must be sad enough and loud enough to let people hear their grief, the most important point is that the expression should also be mournful enough, and this sorrow should be clearly seen by people !
This is how Fulun kept his head up 45 degrees of sadness, with old tears all over his face, howling in mourning, telling his 'reluctance' to the prince, "I wish I could pay for it with my life, and exchange you from Huangquan Road. ah!"
Dongfang glanced at Fulun's appearance, and couldn't help but slander, this person probably has a mental illness, right?
And there are people who slander like this, except for Dongfang, other people also slander in the same way. Of course, Concubine Yugui added a few words, "No, this person is better than me. Next time, I can't let my son do it again." Notify this person! '
To be honest, this is your first time attending the funeral with the prince, right?
Hey, really, this is the first time that Fulun has been notified to attend the funeral with the prince, and this is not the first time, so he probably won't come to such a funeral, right?
Fulun is still moving himself, thinking that the emperor should be moved by him, and the people in the prince's mansion will be moved by him, and everyone will be moved by him. The Kangzhuang Avenue is right in front of you, maybe you don't need to expect the concubine Ling to help you, and you don't have to look at the face of the Wei family at home, and you can take in a few more concubines, and you can't help but feel happy.
Then he saw Prince He slowly sitting up from the coffin, and said softly, "Thank you, Mr. Fu, for willing to pay with his life, so that this king is walking on the road of Huangquan, and was sent back by Wuchang! "
The key point is that in order to act realistically, Prince He even dressed up as a dead person, that is, made his face pale, and applied heavy blush on both sides of his cheeks. It should not be too scary, even ghosts would be scared if they saw it Are you there?
Sure enough, seeing the Prince He who was 'resurrected' like this, he screamed "Ah!!!" in fright, then rolled his eyes, and passed out immediately, leaning back straight, heavily The ground fell to the ground, the back of the head should also hurt too much, right?And there is already a wet smell underneath...
To be honest, it makes people feel sorry for him a little bit!
Still lamenting and not knowing where the prince invited the bereaved talent, the number was so real, Dongfang then felt that someone was about to bump into him from behind, if he was hit like this, he might be killed Throwing Elder Brother Twelve out, he turned sideways in an instant, stretched and hooked his legs lightly, and directly asked the person who was about to hit him to throw forward, and fell to the ground!
Troublesome people, this is what happens to you when you want to harm someone!
When the man fell, he fell right at the emperor's feet, and he didn't make trouble because Dongfang tripped him, probably because he was wrong, and then he heard the man kneeling and crawling and wailing, "My lord! ! My lord! My lord!!!”
Well, it turns out that this person is the mourner!
Because of the man's wailing, the emperor's face became more sad. He raised his head and looked at the sky at 45 degrees. It was dusty, there was no sun, no clouds, which made people feel even more depressed, "Old five Ah! Old Five! Old Five!!!”
Hmm... so you have also learned this method of mourning, is it really necessary?
Dongfang felt as if he had seen a materialized black line appear on Shizi Yongbi's forehead, was he completely shocked?
Yongbi bit the bullet and asked someone to help the person who was crying at the door of his house, "Master Fu, why don't you get up first and cry after you go in?"
Isn't this wailing person the concubine Ling's brother-in-law Fu Lun? This method of mourning is indeed a unique skill passed down from family to family!Seeing his posture, he probably won't lose to Concubine Ling, right?
After hearing Yongbi's words, Fu Lun stood up with the help of his followers. At this time, he seemed to have discovered the emperor, and he knelt down again in surprise, "I see the emperor, my majesty, I am safe! My slave I couldn't control myself for a while, and lost my composure in front of the emperor, please forgive me!"
Tsk tsk, the emperor's clothes are so obvious, are you blind so you didn't see him?
Probably because Fulun’s mourning just now was very exciting, the emperor was moved, so he didn’t care about his loud wailing, which made his ears ache a little, “Okay, get up, this matter is not necessary. Blame you!"
So Fulun climbed up the pole resolutely, followed the emperor with a flattering face, and walked into the Prince He's mansion together with him, but he didn't notice that Yongbi who followed them into the mansion had a rather unhappy face alright.
After all, if my Ama is used as a pole to climb up, it won't make a face on anyone, okay?So Yongbi has already winked at his entourage, telling him to go in first, and talk about what happened at this door, hehe, I hope Fulun has a good voice today, and can continue to call, you will be my Ama Is this pole so easy to climb?
Dongfang watched Yongbi's expression and secret movements, and after saying a few words in Elder Twelve's ear, Elder Twelve got off Dongfang and ran to Yongbi on short legs. by his side, holding his hand, "Brother Yongbi..."
Yong Bi hadn't seen Twelve Elder Brothers much, but he had seen the Empress, and when he saw his little face, he immediately knew that it was Twelve Elder Brothers, but he didn't expect him to go out of the palace with him, and his brows couldn't help Wrinkled a bit, "Why is Brother Twelve here?"
Brother Twelve tilted his head and blinked at Yong Bi, with an expression that I had seen through Uncle Fifth's tricks, but he spoke with great sincerity, "I'm a junior, so naturally I should visit the elders!"
Well, Yongbi has been completely attracted by the twelfth elder brother. After all, his bear brothers have grown up now and are not cute anymore. Now that there is such a cute little brother, his brother-in-law will burn again Get up, "Then you can't run around later, lest you get hit!"
Still thinking about watching a good show, of course I won’t run around, Brother Twelve nodded obediently, “Brother Yongbi, don’t worry, I won’t run around!” Then he pointed to Dongfang, “I’ll follow my mother later. Mama, is it okay?" That is, will you prepare some sunflower seed snacks with me?
Yong Bi twitched the corner of his mouth, oh my brother, your expression of wanting to watch a show is too obvious, isn't it?You have to practice hard in the future! "Don't worry, there will be stools, snacks and melon seeds later!"
Hey... don't bring such indulgent elder brothers!
When the emperor entered the mansion, he saw a nanmu coffin in the middle of the main courtyard. On the table in front of the coffin were various tributes and censer spirit tablets. Kneeling aside, burning paper money in the basin, feeling very sad.
And the saddest one is the 'grey-haired' Concubine Yugui holding the coffin and wailing, "Er Niang's fifth son, why are you so cruel, you actually called Er Niang 'grey-haired people to black-haired people', How can you tell Er Niang to live the rest of her life, why don't you take Er Niang away together?"
This call made the emperor feel sad for a while. He was also brought up by Concubine Yugui. Although his feelings are not as deep as those of the Queen Mother, he is not shallow. He also felt sorry for Concubine Yugui, so he hurried to her side to help her Hold on, "My mother's day, my son will honor you well in the future! Don't worry too much, and hurt your body!"
Concubine Yugui didn't expect that she finally came out to act in a scene, but she was interrupted before she had finished her fun, how boring!
She let the emperor support her in a dispirited manner, "Ah, emperor, why are you here?" But at this moment, there was no trace of sadness on her face, at most it was that she had wailed a little too much just now, and her voice was a little bit Dumb!Sure enough, the play is also very fast!
Seeing Concubine Yugui like this, the emperor always felt that something was wrong?Look carefully, and the sons of the prince, although they looked bitter, they were not sad. Thinking carefully about the officials who came to pay homage just now, it seemed that they were all suffering...
In the blink of an eye, the emperor's IQ began to recover, um... the answer seems to be coming soon?But when he thought of this answer, the emperor's face turned dark instantly, and when he looked into the coffin, he saw Prince He lying in the coffin, looking at him with a playful smile!
Come here, seal this coffin, I will personally burn this coffin with raging rage!
When she looked at Concubine Yugui again, she also had a look of helplessness on her face, "Emiang, why are you messing around with Lao Wu!"
At this time, Yongbi and Twelfth Elder Brother also came in, and hurriedly ran to Concubine Yugui, "Mama, why did you run out?" "Mama Gui, why haven't you entered the palace for so long?" , Yongji misses you so much!"
Concubine Yugui glared at Yongbi first, "You are all playing, why don't you let me join in the fun?" Then she looked kindly at Elder Brother Twelve, "Yongji is coming too, come, come, Gui Mama taught you how to cry to sound sad enough!"
Hmm...can you stop messing around?
Because Concubine Yugui and the emperor did not speak loudly, and they were beside the coffin, so in the eyes of others, it was just the emperor and the emperor comforting Concubine Yugui.
How can such a great performance opportunity be missed?
So Furren started his performance again, kneeling down with a plop, the sound was so loud that people felt his knee hurt for him.Then I saw him kneeling and walking a few steps to the coffin, knocking his head three times in a row to the coffin, causing someone to feel a headache on his behalf.
And when he raised his head, his face was already full of tears. I don't know how to get this skill, it's even more powerful than Amnesty's 'Winning the Wind and Tears'!
Fulun wailed at the coffin. If his status did not allow him, he would have held onto the coffin to look at the 'remains' of the prince, so as to show his 'true affection'. Of course, his voice at this time The heart was already full of sorrow, "My lord! Why did you leave so early, God is really jealous of the talents!" That way, it is no different from the death of the whole family!
In mourning Dafa, besides the voice must be sad enough and loud enough to let people hear their grief, the most important point is that the expression should also be mournful enough, and this sorrow should be clearly seen by people !
This is how Fulun kept his head up 45 degrees of sadness, with old tears all over his face, howling in mourning, telling his 'reluctance' to the prince, "I wish I could pay for it with my life, and exchange you from Huangquan Road. ah!"
Dongfang glanced at Fulun's appearance, and couldn't help but slander, this person probably has a mental illness, right?
And there are people who slander like this, except for Dongfang, other people also slander in the same way. Of course, Concubine Yugui added a few words, "No, this person is better than me. Next time, I can't let my son do it again." Notify this person! '
To be honest, this is your first time attending the funeral with the prince, right?
Hey, really, this is the first time that Fulun has been notified to attend the funeral with the prince, and this is not the first time, so he probably won't come to such a funeral, right?
Fulun is still moving himself, thinking that the emperor should be moved by him, and the people in the prince's mansion will be moved by him, and everyone will be moved by him. The Kangzhuang Avenue is right in front of you, maybe you don't need to expect the concubine Ling to help you, and you don't have to look at the face of the Wei family at home, and you can take in a few more concubines, and you can't help but feel happy.
Then he saw Prince He slowly sitting up from the coffin, and said softly, "Thank you, Mr. Fu, for willing to pay with his life, so that this king is walking on the road of Huangquan, and was sent back by Wuchang! "
The key point is that in order to act realistically, Prince He even dressed up as a dead person, that is, made his face pale, and applied heavy blush on both sides of his cheeks. It should not be too scary, even ghosts would be scared if they saw it Are you there?
Sure enough, seeing the Prince He who was 'resurrected' like this, he screamed "Ah!!!" in fright, then rolled his eyes, and passed out immediately, leaning back straight, heavily The ground fell to the ground, the back of the head should also hurt too much, right?And there is already a wet smell underneath...
To be honest, it makes people feel sorry for him a little bit!
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