When tired to become the gentleman

I'm tired of my birthday.

First birthday after hundreds of years.

To be honest, I am tired and can't remember when my birthday is.When Mom and Dad asked, he gave a date smoothly.After saying it, I was tired and realized that this was not my date of birth at all, but the date I met Toru Amuro outside the warehouse.

He and Toru Amuro seem to have had a birthday conversation before.

'Since I don't remember my own birthday when I'm tired, then the day we meet is Tier's birthday! '

'Whatever you want, it's not my birthday. '

'Hahahaha, tired and hard-spoken again, don't children really look forward to their birthdays? '

'I'm not a kid anymore...'

'Hi, hi--'

Tired himself wants to live alone with his parents, but his mother seems to want it to be more lively, so that he can call all his friends over.

--Oh my friend.

This is a difficult problem.

Although he was tired and spent several months in elementary school, the only person he knew was his silly deskmate.

Or ask Chi Ye to come alone?

but.......

Tired silently looked at how her mother was excitedly preparing in the kitchen, and was still telling her dad that she wanted to order some cakes. Looking at her posture, she seemed to be tired and could invite more than 20 or [-] people... .

Their family is indeed big enough, but I am tired because I really don’t know so many people......

If only Akaya came here alone, my mother would definitely be super disappointed.

Don't let mom down!

The tired children controlled by senior mothers immediately decided that they must do everything possible to satisfy their mother's desire to have a lively birthday.

Raise soldiers for a thousand days, use them for a while, it's time for you to go out——

******

Mother Spider at work.

"Tired's birthday?! Invite me to go with you?! Okay, okay...I'm happy!" Mother Spider said that she almost broke the pen in her hand after hearing what Tired was talking on the phone.

Tired of having a birthday or something... I can't imagine it at all!

"By the way, call the guy from the Port Mafia. If you can get someone from the detective agency, bring them along."

"Yes, I understand." After hearing tired orders for a long time, mother spider almost dreamed back to the time when she was in the pharmaceutical factory.

Tired gave mother spider the detailed address of their home, and hung up the phone after the time and date.

This familiar feeling, inexplicably still a little nostalgic-Mother Spider called Brother Spider on the spot, he was the closest to me.

"Why? I'm on a mission!" Brother Spider answered because he saw the name in the note, otherwise he didn't plan to connect at all.

"It's urgent!" Mother Spider yelled on the phone.

"What's the rush? Your detective agency has been dismantled, and you want to change jobs?" Brother Spider was still joking at this time.

"No no! What are you talking about..."

The spider mother told the spider brother that tired called her just now, and said that they went to see tired birthday party together.

Sure enough, Brother Spider was as shocked as Mother Spider after listening to it: "Nani?! Tired of birthday?!

It's... a bit unimaginable..."

"Don't dare to imagine! Anyway, even if you climb that day, you have to climb for me!"

"Why are you so bloody? Isn't it just a tired birthday...Isn't it the same if I bought a gift and gave it away..."

"It's not the same!" Mother Spider retorted on the spot, "Anyway, I've already brought it. The other big guy is now in Italy. He definitely won't be able to come, but I'll tell him about the tired birthday. See for yourself. Let's do it, that's all."

"Hey!"

"beep--"

"........"

One or two are like this... ah ah ah, I feel that the mood to do the task is gone!

After notifying Brother Spider, Mother Spider told Father Spider who was far away in Italy about the exhausted birthday, and then began to plan to invite someone from the detective agency to go with her.

The first candidate, the spider mother, is already available.

"Nani Nani? Are you tired about your birthday?" Osamu Dazai, who happened to be passing by the clerical staff's work area, accidentally heard the conversation of Mother Spider.

"...." The first candidate has arrived.

Mother Spider told Osamu Dazai about the matter, and then emphasized: "I don't know much about Tired...that is, if...you know that Tired knows those acquaintances, you can And take them there too..."

"Is it... birthday, I wrote it down." Dazai Osamu said so, but he didn't say who to take with him.

Maybe no one, maybe a lot of people.

Anyway, Mother Spider has already conveyed this meaning, Osamu Dazai seems to know Li, so it is enough to take him there that day.

Well, the question of the participants is almost the same.

Although it can't be regarded as very formal, it can be regarded as a long-lost task.

*******

Tired told Kirihara Chiya about his birthday by phone, and the other party said that he would definitely come over that day.

In this way, everyone who was tired and wanted to be invited was notified.

emmm...

Actually, there should be one more.

Although Tired changed his mobile phone and number, he also saved Toru Amuro's mobile phone number.

This birthday date was actually decided by Toru Amuro.

Till now, I am too tired to say that I have forgiven him, but after hitting him a few times that day, my anger is indeed dissipating.

That's... just forget it...

Too lazy to think about it, I was so tired that I was an ostrich once.

Anyway, human beings' birthdays always come next year.

After a simple plan, now it's time to wait for the birthday.

******

"Put the happy birthday sign in the middle!"

"It's crooked, a little bit to the right."

"Too right again, a little more left."

"..."

Early in the morning, the tired parents began to get busy and began to arrange the hall of the birthday party.

They don't have to go to work now, and there is nothing to do at home every day. This time, they feel busy again after their birthday.

My mother has been preparing delicious food since the morning, always afraid that the guests will not have enough to eat, so I keep doing it...

"Mom, it's almost enough." Tired looked at the two tables filled with nothing, and couldn't help reminding the mother who was still busy in the kitchen.

"How is this enough?" Tired mother said while cutting vegetables, "Tired friends should be around the same age as Tired, right? They must eat a lot when they grow up. We don't usually come to the house With so many people, it’s okay to have a little fun once in a while.”

"yes....."

It's okay, as long as mom is happy.

Dad is still struggling with the decorations.

I heard from my mother that these little balloons and dolls were all bought by my father on the street alone.

I didn't expect my father to be full of energy——

Two of the three people in the family are busy, tired and don't have any homework to do during the holidays, but there is nothing they can do if they want to help.

This feeling is inexplicably strange.

The agreed time was five o'clock in the evening, and around 04:30, people came to the house one after another.

Mom and Dad have been busy all day, and now they have changed into exquisite kimonos and are ready to welcome guests.

Even tired was forced to put on the clothes prepared by his mother.

When I thought about who would be here today, I was so tired that I was really embarrassed and didn't want to see anyone.

The first to arrive was a group from the Yokohama Armed Detective Agency——

"Excuse me." Mother Spider completely changed her face, she had her hair done well, and her clothes were replaced with modern skirts. Although she has been called a mother for hundreds of years, she is still a young girl.

"Welcome, welcome inside." Although the tired mother didn't know who the person in front of her was, she still had a good first impression of him.

Mother Spider took out a bag: "I'm really sorry to bring so many people here to disturb you, just a little thought."

"You are too kind—"

A detective agency headed by Osamu Dazai, who followed Mother Spider.

Originally Osamu Dazai planned to come alone, after all, the other people didn't seem to have much to do with Lei.But he also heard that the port mafia will also come, so the nature of this is different.

Their detective agency must not lose to the port mafia, no matter in any field!

"It's a great honor to meet you, beautiful lady. I'm Dazai Osamu." Dazai Osamu gently held the tired mother's hand, paired with deep eyes and beautiful facial features, instantly dyed tired mother's cheeks sunset glow.

"..." It was Dad who felt offended for some reason.

Everyone from the detective agency was present, including the president Yukichi Fukuzawa.

Jinghua and Atsushi Nakajima saw the exquisite tired like a doll and said they couldn't believe that this person was the little devil they met in their mission.

Tired eyes drifted to these two people from time to time, and Atsushi Nakajima still felt a chill behind his back.

The president Fukuzawa Yukichi doesn't know why he can chat with his tired father, maybe it's because they like some older things.

Mom chatted happily with Akiko Yosano and Mother Spider, and the younger ones were all attracted by the food.

"That..." Feeling that no one would notice what he was doing, Tiri walked to Atsushi Nakajima silently.

Seeing tiredness, Jinghua walked over, and remembered the tragedy at the pharmaceutical factory that day in her mind. The short knife she was carrying with her was almost about to be killed. Fortunately, Atsushi Nakajima firmly held Jinghua's hand.

Tired looked at Atsushi Nakajima, hesitated again and again, and finally said: "Thank you."

Atsushi Nakajima who was thanked inexplicably: "Hey...why thank you all of a sudden?"

"Because of your blood, I resurrected my parents, so I must thank you." Although this tired person has done many bad things, he will remember those who helped him.

Having said that, Atsushi Nakajima finally understood where the so-called thank you came from.

It turned out that I wanted to revive my parents...

It's really a simple and simple reason.

Atsushi Nakajima, an orphan, asked himself, if he knew there was a way to resurrect his parents, he believed he would do it himself at all costs.

Of course, this doesn't mean Atsushi Nakajima forgives Lei for doing things that hurt the detective agency, but now he at least understands why he did those things.

After Tiri finished what he wanted to express, he turned around and wanted to run away.

"Wait—" Atsushi Nakajima stopped him.

Atsushi Nakajima took out a bear doll from behind, with a big bow tied around its neck.

"I...buy a gift for the first time, and I don't know what you like, but I still want to wish you a happy birthday! Congratulations on getting your parents back!"

Tired hugged the doll that was almost half his height, and the touch on his arms was still soft.

"....Thank you."

Although it was childish, I accepted it because it was cute.

"You're welcome." Atsushi Nakajima said with a smile.

After the people from the detective agency came, Kirihara Chi also arrived.

The room was full of people he had never seen before, and he finally found a friend in the crowd. Kirihara Chiya jumped on Tired body with a bear pounce.

"Happy birthday! Here's a present for you—"

Kirihara Chiya gave Lei a roll of black tape, specially used for the handle of a baseball bat.This kind of easy-to-use tape is particularly easy to run out of stock, and it is very difficult to grab it.

"Thank you, I like it very much."

Tired doesn't care much about what the little friend gave him. Knowing that the little friend is here today, Tired is already happy.

Osamu Dazai didn't know why he became depressed from just now, nestling on the sofa of Lei's house, like a salted fish.

After a while, some footsteps came from the door again, and it was more than one person coming.

"Yo! This house looks very good, I'm tired!" Brother Spider was super familiar, and started talking loudly as soon as he stepped in.

There are two people behind Brother Spider.

"It's really an honor to be invited to Tired's birthday party. Next up is Mori Ogai, an ordinary family doctor."

Mori Ogai took off his black coat and put on a doctor's white coat, with some bits and pieces of beard stubble on his chin, making him look like a decadent middle-aged uncle overall.

Tired mom and dad greeted all guests.

Because the bosses are here, Zhongyuan Zhong can only follow.

After entering, I greeted Lei's parents and saw Osamu Dazai on the sofa.

"I just said why the air around is so smelly. It turns out that there is a rotten mackerel here." Nakahara saw Osamu Dazai as if a cat saw a dog and insisted on reaching up to stretch its paws.

Osamu Dazai turned over listlessly on the sofa: "Ah... no wonder I can't cheer up when I'm here, it's because the little black man came too... ah... the real thing It couldn't be worse...."

"Bastard Dazai!"

The two men wrestled on the couch.

The tired mother looked at it and smiled: "Those two have a good relationship, they must be friends who have known each other for many years. It would be nice to have such a good friend after being tired—"

Tired of looking at the number of people at the scene, almost all of them have arrived, and it should be the last family that did not come.

Just say Cao Cao and Cao Cao will arrive, and when there are noisy children's voices at the door, you will know that everyone has arrived when you are tired.

"I'm very sorry, we're late." Sawada Nana pushed open the door, and showed everyone an inclusive smile.

"Lanbo sama is here!"

"So is Yiping!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi and Riboun came in last.

Sawada Nana and Tired's mother seemed to meet each other like old friends, and they chatted together super naturally.

Because Tsunayoshi Sawada knew everyone, he could only join the small team of Yuri and Akaya Kirihara in the end.

Now all the people he invited have arrived.

Dinner is in the form of a buffet, everything will be placed on the table, and you can get what you want to eat.

Only when I was tired did I feel that it was really great that he had bought a larger piece of land.

In the hall, small groups have gradually formed.

Mom seemed to have found a lifelong best friend. She chatted very intimately with Tsunayoshi Sawada's mother. Spider's mother and a woman from the detective agency were also in it.The four of them discussed cooking, housework, and some things in life together.

Dad, the president of the detective agency, Fukuzawa Yukichi, and the boss of the port mafia, Mori Ogai, seemed to be having a good chat.

The rest of the people also gathered in small groups to chat.

Osamu Dazai: "I'm tired~~ Eat more, or I won't grow taller, and I'll be as dark as hell! Why did you kick me, Chuya?"

Nakahara Chuya: "If I don't kick you, I still want to hit you! Look at what you gave? It's a cake! Can eating cakes make you grow taller?!"

Osamu Dazai waved his hands: "Chuya drinks milk every night, but it doesn't make you grow taller." He spread his hands. "Bastard Dazai!"

The second round of the battle between the two began——

Tired looked at the small plate of cake that Osamu Dazai stuffed into his hand just now, and took a small bite out of tea and put it in his mouth.

so sweet.

"That's right, that's right." Tsunayoshi Sawada dug around in his backpack, as if looking for something.It's been a mess since he entered the door, and he's seen a lot of people, so he's forgotten all the important things.

Tsunayoshi Sawada took out a painting from his backpack: "This one was sent from Italy this morning."

from Italy?

Tired was the only person he could think of knowing in Italy.

The whole picture is drawn with crayons, and the colors are very bright.Apart from the blue sky, white clouds, green grass and green trees, Lei can see two adults and a small person standing in the middle of the painting.On the back of the painting are written happy birthday in big characters.

Akira Kirihara next to him also moved his head over: "Is this painting of the Lei Family? It looks like it was drawn by a child—"

Tired after thinking about it: "It is indeed a child." From a mental point of view.

After Dad Spider has self-awareness, he is really like a child who hasn't grown up yet.

Tired and carefully put away the painting.

He believed that Dad Spider hadn't grown up to the kind of thing where he could make this kind of posting paintings by himself. The paintings were drawn by himself, and the postings should be sent by others.

In any case, he has already received this intention.

The dinner was still going on, and it was so lively that it lasted until after nine o'clock in the evening.

"It should be possible to cut the cake, everyone has digested it." Tired mother suggested.

Nana Sawada said, "Let me help you prepare together."

"Me too." Mother Spider followed into the kitchen.

Several younger people are gathering to play the game of kings at this time.

Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Chuya, who already started with two characters, got mixed in for some reason.

This kind of card game is simply Osamu Dazai's specialty. From the beginning to the present, he has been king the most times.

A new round of the game has begun, and the king is still Osamu Dazai.

Chuya Nakahara grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar: "Just tell me, are you cheating!"

"Obviously Chuya's own bad luck~~" Osamu Dazai raised his hands, expressing his innocence.

The good old man Tsunayoshi Sawada in the team began to persuade the fight: "Well, compared to everyone, I really haven't been a king once hahahaha——"

Lucky is so good!

Relying on himself as the king, Osamu Dazai began to come up with bad ideas: "Just now I heard my tired mother say that she is going to cut the cake. Why don't we play it a little more excitingly for the last time?"

Atsushi Nakajima asked, "How do you play?"

"The previous king could only call people with two numbers to interact, but this king can let the person who called the number interact with people who didn't participate in the game. How about it?" There seemed to be two pointed arrows above Osamu Dazai's head. Small ears, the fox tail on the back is wagging proudly.

Jinghua: "I don't care."

Tired: "Me too."

Kirihara Chiya: "Yes! The game must be exciting to be fun!"

Nakahara Chuya: "Come on!"

Most people agreed, and they could only follow Tsunayoshi Sawada and Atsushi Nakajima who agreed: "......"

Seeing that everyone has agreed, Osamu Dazai cleared his throat: "No. [-] must be coquettishly let Mr. Mori hug him, the kind that wants to be hugged~~"

After a rough reasoning, Osamu Dazai probably already guessed whose hands No. [-] was in.

This question is specially used to play with the dark dwarf hahahahaha!

Osamu Dazai could already imagine that Nakaya walked over to let Mr. Mori hug him.

No, it's really too funny!

"Number five is me." Tired and black-faced, he turned over the cards silently.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Osamu Dazai's smile froze on his face——

Why...why not Chuya? !

Had his calculations been wrong?

But wait.... It seems to be interesting even if you are tired from watching it!

Soon, Osamu Dazai became energetic again.

"Go, go! Come on! Be coquettish! We are all watching here~" As the instigator of this incident, Osamu Dazai was naturally not afraid of offending him a little more.

Anyway, it’s already like this hahahahaha——

Tired clenched his fist, putting away his desire to punch Osamu Dazai in the face.

They're guests They're guests They're guests...

Can't hit guests...

Tired slowly walked towards Mori Ogai, several pairs of eyes behind him were eagerly waiting to see the excitement.

Mori Ogai seemed to be chatting with the president of the detective agency at this time, and his father went to entertain other guests present.

Because of his position, Fukuzawa Yukichi was the one who was tired when he saw it first, so he stopped what he was saying.

Seeing Fukuzawa Yukichi stop, Mori Ogai turned around subconsciously.

"Tired? What's the matter?" Mori Ogai was a little surprised to see that he was tired.Today they have not spoken a word from the beginning to the present.

Tired first pulled Larsen Ogai's clothes, then slightly raised his head at a 45-degree angle, and stretched out his two hands: "Hold——"

Mori Ogai: "???"

Ah this-

Is this an order from the big boss?

Mori Ogai really thought of a hundred possibilities in his mind.

During the few seconds he was thinking about, he still didn't let go of his tired hands, as if he had really made up his mind to be hugged.

It seems that it is not good to let the children be like this all the time——

Mori Ogai bent his knees a little, and picked him up with his tired hands.

Quite heavy.

This was the first thought that came to Mori Ogai's mind.

Watching people in the distance made a group of people desperately cover their mouths to prevent the laughter from leaking out, but Mori Ogai's keen nerves still caught the commotion in the small group.

He directly walked over with his tired arms in his arms: "What's going on?"

"Pfft——" Osamu Dazai really endured it very hard.

When Mori Ogai saw him, he immediately cue him: "Dazai-kun, tell me?"

"Hahahaha, sorry...it was a little too funny hahahahaha—"

Seeing Dazai Ogai like this, Mori Ogai probably couldn't say anything, so he looked at his trusted subordinate.

Nakahara Chuya himself was holding back his laughter, but he tried his best to regain his composure when he saw the Boss' gaze: "Ahem...it's just a small game, suggested by Dazai." After speaking, he still didn't forget to bring Dazai Osamu .

Well, such an answer, Mori Ogai can already guess it.

He slowly put the tiredness on the ground, and held it for a while, a boy in his early ten years old is really not too light......

Looking at Tired who was quietly standing beside him, Mori Ogai remembered that he hadn't given him a gift yet.

"Mr. Tired, this is for you." Mori Ogai took out a small rectangular box from his pocket, "A small gift may save your life in an important time."

"Thank you." Tired accepted it, but didn't open it to see what was inside.

"The matter of the port mafia—" Mori Ogai mentioned the port mafia as if tentatively.

"You can figure it out." Lei said casually.

"Of order." Mori Ogai raised the corner of his mouth slightly.

A brief little farce.

At this time, the tired mother and Sawada Nana came out of the kitchen with the cake in their hands.

"Cut the cake!"

As soon as the cake was cut, everyone gathered around the dining table.

Tired, as today's little birthday star, was put on the throne by everyone.

Mom and Dad stood beside him, and the invited guests formed an arc around them.

After lighting the candles, Osamu Dazai very smoothly turned off half of the lights in the room.

I don't know who yelled one, two, three, but everyone followed the rhythm of this person and started singing the birthday song.

Looking at these people in front of him, Lei suddenly realized that there were so many people beside him before he knew it.

——Those mother spiders, father spiders and brother spiders who are always by my side.

——Those who helped him realize his dream, the detective agency and the port mafia.

——Those who were obviously not family members but lived together, Sawada Tsunayoshi's mother and Sawada Tsunayoshi.

——and my first friend of the same age, Kirihara Chiya.

I usually don't feel it, but suddenly looking back, they have entered their own world little by little, and they have always been there.

Blow out the candles and make a wish.

People around jokingly asked what Tired's wish was.

Tired smiled slightly and said, "Secret."

It doesn't work if you say what you want.

It would be nice if this small, petulant secret kept him a secret forever.

"Well, no matter whether we say it or not, there is still one thing we haven't said to Lei today——" Osamu Dazai is always the one who can stir up the atmosphere most among everyone.

While Osamu Dazai was saying this, Atsushi Nakajima quietly stuffed the ribbon cannons they prepared in advance into everyone's hands one by one.

"Come on, three, two, one!"

"Tired."/"Tired Lord."

"Happy birthday!"

The colorful ribbons accompanied everyone's birthday wishes. At that moment, this picture seemed to be frozen in Tired's eyes. It was a gorgeous scenery that he had never seen before.

If you can--

I hope you all can go on like this forever.

This is a small wish that I am too tired to say.

******

The party went on very late, and there were some people who couldn't get home that day, such as the Zetian family, whose tired parents arranged a room for them, and they stayed here tonight.

The rest of the people can choose to stay or stay according to their own wishes.

In the end, only the Zetian family stayed.

Mom and Dad have been busy all day for today's birthday party, and now they are asleep.

I am tired and have a childish mentality, because I am very excited about my birthday, so I can't sleep.

Suddenly, he heard a knock on the door.

It's early morning now...who could it be?

Tired hid the sound of his footsteps, approached the door step by step, and opened the door.

——There was no one outside the door.

Just when Tired thought it was some strange prank and was about to close the door, he saw something on the ground at the door.

Because I was really curious, I picked it up when I was tired.

It was two boxes, one big and one small.

There is a fruit cake in the big box, and a white mobile phone in the small box.

When I saw the white mobile phone, I was tired and knew who left these two things.

He took everything out of the box, but there was nothing resembling a letter.

In the end, Tired's eyes rested on the cake. There was a short paragraph written on it with chocolate sauce.

'Happy birthday to my tired, be happy all the time. '

that idiot...

The corners of the tired mouth rose slightly uncontrollably.

I didn't forget...

Ah--

Tired carried both boxes back to his room.

always happy...

Does this need to be said?

Most definitely.

[use up]

The author has something to say: the follow-up of the cake——

Cake didn't come out of the tired room alive 23333

I was tired and ate it all by myself hahahaha (be careful of your figure)

Flowers are over~~~~

This is really a sentence that the author really wants to shout to the sky now hahahahaha

First of all, I want to say I’m sorry QAQ for this article. I often googled QAQ for a while

The pigeon author has deeply understood his mistakes, and will definitely improve in the next book (serious face)

Also, I am very grateful to every little angel for supporting me. Seeing your comments is really the biggest motivation for me to write!

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