After wearing the book, I took the male lead's cub

Gu Yuan was in a trance, and he was in a trance, and he was in the surprise that I was going to be a father.

He found that instead of repelling the child, he was very happy and encouraged.

What is this called?

This is called a long drought and sweet dew, this is called the champion of ten years of hard study, this is called thinking that you have no chance, never expecting that the child and the child's father are both his own.

Fuck, it's so exciting!

After being excited, Gu Yuan thought of another question, how did they get into the bed in the first place?

And, no wonder Li Qi was so shocked when he saw him that day that he even spilled his coffee.

Did the other party recognize him, but deliberately concealed that matter for some reason?

Think about it too, if anyone is intersex and such a thing happens, he will not want to meet the person again.

At that time, did Li Qi get so angry because he was drunk and bullied Li Qi?

Thinking of this, Gu Yuan's originally happy mood also slowly went down.

It's not without reason to say that he is a scumbag. How could he bully a child so scumbag?

Li Qi fell asleep unknowingly, leaving Gu Yuan alone in his little finger, beating his chest and cursing that he was not human.

And the next day, when Gu Yuan woke up, he was still full of low air pressure.

He didn't understand, finally there were not so many weird dreams at night, why did it start again last night?

And in his dream last night, he seemed to dream that he was constantly scolding himself, calling himself a scumbag, shameless, and bullying children.

Gu Yuan:? ? ?

What kind of coquettish operation is this? Has his mental state been so problematic that he scolded himself?

In addition to the self-swearing in his head, Gu Yuan also received a message that he was going to find a scumbag named Gu Mingyuan.

Gu Yuan:? ? ?

This scumbag named "Gu Yuan", is he with the same name and surname, or is he referring to himself?

Gu Yuan is also going crazy, what is this?

What kind of strange place is his dream connected to?

It's fine if you scold yourself, but you still have to find a scumbag with the same name and surname as yourself, why are you looking for it?

Simply inexplicable!

Oh, the most inexplicable thing is that Gu Yuan also dreamed of a beautiful scene.

In a daze, the running water was rushing, and he seemed to see a soft, white and flawless body looming in the water.

OMG, is he yearning for spring? !

With a sullen face, Gu Yuan covered his face with water without saying a word, then changed his clothes and went straight to the company.

It seems that the previous dream made me find an eminent monk and buy talismans for no reason.

Of course, Gu Yuan felt that these superstitions might not be useful, so it was better to find a psychiatrist.

But as the boss, how could he be willing to admit that he had a brain problem and a mental condition.

He thought, as long as he does a good job according to the idea in the dream, the dream will not harass him again, so he wants to scold himself and help investigate the scumbag with the same name and surname as him?

Gu Yuan smashed the pot, entered the office and locked the door, looked at the tortoise son lying lazily on the balcony in the tortoise tank, who seemed to be sleeping soundly, and suddenly made a sound to startle it.

Just look at the son of the turtle's excitement, the whole turtle is stupid, and it looks at him blankly with small mung bean-like eyes.

Gu Yuan instantly felt mentally balanced.

It doesn't make sense for your father to sleep so restlessly. You, a son, can sleep more soundly than your father! ! !

He coughed a few times, cleared his throat, and mentally built himself up.

Then he opened his mouth to scold himself.

"Gu Yuan," he said solemnly, with a serious face, "You are a scumbag."

The money turtle being used as a trash can:? ? ?

After saying this sentence, Gu Yuan's face became even worse, because he found that he didn't seem to be too swearing.

After all, he has never experienced such a coquettish operation by scolding himself, so it feels a bit difficult.

He thought for a while, then took out his mobile phone and started searching for curse words, and mechanically said them to the money turtle.

"It's really shameless for you to act like a beast and still want to pretend to be a decent gentleman." 1

After reading this sentence, Gu Yuan felt bad all over.

This is not realistic!

He touched his face, he had a bossy face, not like a beast.

No, no, this sentence made me feel panicked.

Gu Yuan started to search again, but he didn't see the shock in the mung bean eyes of the money turtle.

What the hell is going on?

Money Turtle, oh no, it should be Li Qi, shouldn't he be lying on the bed and sleeping soundly?

Why did you see Gu Yuan after suddenly waking up?

It's okay to see Gu Yuan, what kind of coquettish operation is it for Gu Yuan to call himself a scumbag?

And why Gu Yuan looks so big? !

Although he is shorter, thinner and smaller than Gu Yuan, but he doesn't need to raise his head to look at Gu Yuan with difficulty.

So, what happened to him?

Li Qi looked around in shock, and then found that he seemed to be on a beach.

Overlooking, a transparent glass blocked his sight.

He turned his head, and saw a vast ocean not far away, calm and calm.

Looking back, there are lush trees and mountains.

Li Qi gulped down his saliva, his whole body was so stiff that he didn't even dare to move anymore.

Because he had a very, very bad guess.

He seems to have become the money turtle raised by Gu Yuan!

And now he seems to be in the tortoise tank where he was envied, jealous and hated to grow lemons.

Ah ah ah ah ah!

Going crazy!

Why is this happening?

The night before, he was still worried about whether he should go to the hospital when he was pregnant. After going to the hospital, would someone discover the secret and make it public, but now he turned into a money turtle? !

God, is it because he once looked longingly at the money turtle?

That's it? That's it?

Just now God heard his voice and turned him into a money turtle, so why didn't God hear his voice of wanting to go home?

Could it be said that his desire to go home is not as strong as that of becoming a turtle? !

What the fuck! ! !

Sorry, he swears, but at this moment, even swearing can hardly reflect his broken state.

It was miserable enough to become cannon fodder who died on the operating table. Who would have thought that God would give him a magic stroke to turn him into a turtle.

Perhaps this is God's compensation for him.

Li Qi had an indifferent face. After all, if a turtle is well cared for, it can live for a hundred years, but as cannon fodder, he can't even live for a year.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that I have made money——what the hell!

He is out of his wits to think that being a turtle is better than being a human.

Please, please, if God can really hear his heart, let him turn back into a human being, even one year is enough.

Without comparison, there is no harm.

After making the comparison, Li Qi suddenly felt that even if he only had one year to live as a human being, it would be worth it, and it would be better than Ding Danggui staying in this small broken place forever.

Yes, the turtle villa that was once envied and hated by Li Qi has become a broken place.

Gu Yuan didn't know that at this moment, his turtle son had changed his soul. He was gritting his teeth with a black face, chanting obscenities without hesitation, and spraying himself from head to toe.

After spraying, Gu Yuan realized that his back was covered with sweat.

This is much more difficult than negotiating business with people!

Moreover, Gu Yuan knew for the first time that the Chinese culture is really extensive and profound, and that the sentences can scold you bloody without a single dirty word, but they can't even utter a single rebuttal, so they can only be pinned to the ground. crushed.

There is also the Zuan literature that is said on the Internet, with parents as the center, and the eighteen generations of ancestors as the radius, going around in a circle will definitely make you doubt your life.

Gu Yuan: ...

These are the best in the world!

Li Qi was crying bitterly, but Gu Yuan cursed himself, pouring into his ears continuously, he raised his head, wondering, what is wrong with the male lead, why did he scold himself at a turtle, what is it? Morning activity?

She scolded too much, and directly scolded Li Qi's anxiety away.

Because it sounds good to him.

That's right, even though he knew that the male lead was also a victim, and it wasn't the male lead's fault that he was pregnant, Li Qi couldn't control it.

He thought, who told him that he was a pregnant woman who was emotionally bullied very intensely?

Wait a little longer, when he calms down a bit, he will definitely not take his anger on Gu Yuan.

Now, let him have fun and be happy.

Li Qi stretched out his four paws sleepily, lying on the balcony, with a sad look of dying.

After I become a turtle, what about my body?

Will it rot automatically over time?

Thinking of this, Li Qi felt bad all over.

But what can be done?

In the eyes of him who has become a money turtle, the turtle villa that stretches for miles is simply a nightmare.

He couldn't get out at all.

If he had known this, he would not have envied the money turtle.

Li Qiwang cried out loudly, turned his grief into strength, jumped into the water in a jerk, and frantically scratched the water there to vent his resentment.

As a result, Gu Yuan, who had finished scolding himself, saw his tortoise son looking so energetic, he stretched out his sinful hand, and poked him into the bottom of the water with his head sticking out.

The sudden change made Li Qi very confused, and when he looked up, he saw Gu Yuan's evil hands.

He opened his mouth out of anger and took a bite, but he didn't bite, instead it made Gu Yuan laugh.

"Son, you are very energetic today."

Li Qi:? ? ?

Male protagonist, please be sober, the tortoise is not of the same species as you, don't have a son with one bite.

Your real son is in his belly, he~tuituitui! ! !