Scumbag Pet Daily [Quick Transmigration]

The emperor originally thought that he had hidden it well, and wanted to continue listening, but he didn't expect to be pointed out indiscriminately.

Winking at the chief eunuch, the emperor came out from behind the pillar, appeared majestic with a straight face, and fell to his knees in fright.

As for King and Light...

He didn't need to kneel, he just stood up to salute, and he was still standing in the pool topless.

The emperor's face was dark, and after a few breaths of coldness, he said: "My palace has not been this lively for a long time."

"Students will die!"

"Damn the slave!"

Whether it was the quasi-jinshi or the young eunuchs present, they were all taken aback.

Jing Heguang is not afraid, based on his understanding, the current emperor is still very good, he takes good care of his family, country and the world, and is known for caring for his people.

Sure enough, the emperor squinted his eyes and pointed at the long-faced man.

"Take it out. I'm also afraid that someone like him will become an official."

Jing Heguang followed the emperor's gaze to look at the long-faced man, and then froze.

I saw the two sides of the long-faced man fighting, the water surface was yellowish, and the people beside him were sneaking away pitifully.

Jing Heguang scolded in his heart. Although he was standing far away, he was so disgusted that he moved a few steps away, and couldn't help covering his nose with his hand.

The long-faced man was startled and frightened, but when he saw Jing Heguang's disgusted expression, he stretched out his hand to Jing Heguang and said "you, you, you—" twice, then fainted and fell into the water!

Jing Heguang: This is falling...

It smells like that!

Jing Heguang couldn't bear it anymore, and quickly jumped onto the bluestone ground in his wet trousers to escape the sea of ​​suffering.

The emperor on the side tried his best to hold back his laughter, and finally coughed twice before slowing down.

The eunuch summoned the guards who entered the door without changing their expressions, and dragged the long-faced man out mercilessly.

****

In a blink of an eye, Jing Heguang was sitting in the third seat in the first row, with the palace examination papers on the table in front of him.

I have already passed the imperial examination, so of course I have to perform well!

Jing Heguang still wanted to go back in a good manner, so that Zhang Xingyu could look at him with sparkling eyes and adoring face.

Sweeping away those side thoughts, Jing Heguang sorted out his thoughts on writing, and focused on answering the questions seriously.

The others got nervous for a moment, and quickly calmed down to solve the problem.Only the few people who spoke for the long-faced man were afraid, which caused their minds to be confused, and they didn't write a few words for a long time.

Soon, these people realized that time passed too fast!

It seems that in the blink of an eye, the hourglass for timing is replaced, and the exam time is only half left!

In the blink of an eye, both hourglasses were gone.

The chief eunuch rang the bronze bell: "The time is up! Be sure to stop writing, and those who violate it will be dismissed and will never be hired."

Jing Heguang glanced at his neat and perfect answer sheet, looked away in satisfaction, and then heard... low sobs.

Looking at it, he was still an acquaintance, and said that he smelled pigs.

The man guessed that he was afraid of being disrespectful in front of the palace, so he had to hold back when he wanted to cry, his eyes were red, and he looked miserable.

Jing Heguang: You can't laugh.

Let them laugh at people!The pig's head cut off by his star is cuter than these guys!

After the papers were collected, Jing Heguang and others went to have lunch, while the hall was busy grading papers, and the next ring would directly announce the results of the palace examination.

Jing Heguang's meal was accompanied by crying, and the meal was quite delicious.

After dinner, many people chatted in small groups, those from the same state capital, or those who had known each other earlier, now have companions.

Jing Heguang thought that he was going to chat with Xiao Huangtao to pass the hour, but he didn't expect that a few people came together, and the conversation was just politely discussing the topic of today's palace examination.

Jing Heguang took a closer look and guessed that these people were probably from the same poor background as himself, and knew how hard it is to work hard and earn money diligently.

In this way, Jing Heguang didn't hide any secrets from their inquiries, and expressed some of his own opinions.

Jing Heguang has read a lot of books now, his knowledge spans thousands of years, his three views are upright, and his words are full of dry goods, which makes these people fascinated!

The few people closest to him thought: It turns out that Jing Heguang is so talented!So imaginative and creative!

What Jing and Guang thought about, they had never heard of it!

Seeing that these people were listening intently, the others unknowingly closed their ears.

Then their feet, for some reason, moved towards Jing Heguang!

Slowly, Jing and Guang were surrounded by people.

After Jing Heguang happily shared his views and wanted to hear other people's opinions, he realized that he was surrounded!

Jing Heguang looked around in a daze, and said, "Heguang is done talking, let's listen to your brothers' opinions next?"

"No, no, no. What you said made me think about it for a while, and I didn't think of many things at all."

"We don't have any good opinions, Heguang your idea is the good opinion!"

Several people nearby shook their heads and refused.

They are all children from a poor family, and their understanding of the overall situation is indeed lacking compared to the children from a wealthy family.However, they also have their own advantages, focusing on the subtleties, and they are very solid in both work and writing.People farther away have some ideas, but they are too embarrassed to say so!

They came here to listen, and they still had a little disdain for Jinghe Guang, so they didn't have the face to speak at the moment.

For those who are more honest, they even exaggerate Jing Heguang a few words.

Jing He just felt relieved when he saw how friendly they were, and continued chatting with the people he just met to pass the time.

While we were chatting, time passed before we knew it.

***

After the papers were approved in the hall, the eunuch came to summon the people and asked them to wait in front of the hall for the roll call.

The candidates were divided into two rows and stood neatly in a long line.

The eunuch sang in a shrill voice: "Dusinian is the top one in this discipline."

In front of Jing Heguang, a 30-year-old scribe who was suppressing his excitement walked out: "Student Du Sinian is here!"

The number one scholar is also a Huiyuan, and when Tou Jing and Guang were talking, Du Sinian nodded in secret, admiring in his heart.

Du Sinian thought he would miss the number one pick, but he didn't realize that the number one pick was himself!I was even more surprised.

Seeing that the No. 2 scholar answered, the chief eunuch continued to sing: "No. [-] in the first class of this division, Jing He Guang."

Jing Heguang clenched his fists and went out to salute with his head held high: "Student Jing Heguang is here!"

After singing the second place in the list, the next step is to explore the flowers.

Tanhua, as a very likely candidate for the son-in-law, has received a lot of attention from many people.

After singing Tanhua's name, the eunuch ordered Chuanlu again.The names of the first three and the second best——Chuanlu, will be called by the eunuch, and later Jinshi will be called by Chuanlu.

Chuanlu is not a first class, and he has to work hard when he is in the position.

While Chuanlu was working, he had to watch the three of them go to face the saint.

Jing and Guang entered the hall.

The emperor squinted his eyes at the three of them, and said, "The three of you are the top three outstanding candidates in this class. I should praise you a few times, but I don't have that kind of thought today."

The emperor said disappointedly: "I didn't expect that most of you would look down on butchers even if you counted such people outside? Then don't you also look down on merchants, farmers, and even more down on night-scented people?" of……"

As the emperor was speaking, everyone in the hall heard the sound of "hum chi hum chi" - the cry of a pig.

Jing and Guang are the most familiar, his complexion changed.

The emperor looked at Jing Heguang with a smile: "I can hear the second place, what's the sound?"

Jing Heguang said: "It seems to be... the cry of a pig."

"That's right." The emperor raised his head and smiled lightly, "Since they don't like it, I'll let them kill a few pigs before going back. At that time, they will all be the ones who have killed pigs, so don't dislike whoever is right."

All the ministers lowered their heads, hiding their twitching faces, for fear that the emperor would find them!

They knew that the emperor might be angry, but they didn't know that the emperor would be so angry, completely disregarding the gentleness of the scholars, it seems that it will be better for the people in the future.

Zhuangyuan and Tanhua's complexions turned pale, and their legs trembled a little.

The two thought in fear: The second-class and third-class Jinshi outside are going to kill pigs, and they have all entered the house. The emperor will not let them go out to kill pigs with the second-class and third-class Jinshi, right? !

Both Zhuangyuan and Tanhua's family background are good, and they have never seen a whole pig alive in this life!

Most of the Jinshi and fellow Jinshi outside are like this. They have never seen a live pig, and now they have to go directly to slaughter the pig...

Although it was the pig-killing chef in the palace who did the knife, they were required to catch the pig, and they had to hold the pig's leg aside while killing it.

Seeing those big, fat pigs running around, all Jinshi were dumbfounded!

Seeing that they were not moving, the guarding eunuch urged: "My lords, hurry up, don't delay the parade, they are waiting outside."

Hearing that they were going to parade in the streets, these second-class Jinshi and third-class Jinshi had to move if they didn't want to move.

But as soon as they moved, the pigs also moved happily and started running around.

The children from poor families are more accepting. Although they have never killed pigs themselves, they have killed chickens and ducks at home, and some have even fed pigs, and even seen live pigs.

After being at a loss for a while, several people from the poor family gathered together, chasing and intercepting the smaller pigs that were running around.

The slower they move, the bigger, fatter and more difficult the pigs left for them will be!

But all Jinshi generally have the same idea at this moment.

--terrible!They will never forget this day in their lives!

At the same moment, the scene and light in the hall: Does he really not have the aura of a big boss protecting him?