After transmigrating into the book, the heartthrob Shizun lost his horse

A Daoist Companion Ceremony held in the Valley of Darkness directly declared that Lord Yunlin and Demon Lord are the same person.Losing a horse came too fast, like a tornado, and many people who eat melons expressed that it was difficult to accept it for a while.

Yu Chengzhou himself was frank and frank, and had no intention of hiding anything, but everyone dared not ask him a word even if they were curious, and all kinds of small stories were flying all over the sky.

Among them, the most widely accepted statement is that Mr. Yunlin became obsessed when he was cultivating, and a second person's consciousness split out of his body. The two did not know each other and did not know each other's existence. There is a great difference in character.

There is only one thing in common, they all love Jiang Yu.

But in the eyes of everyone, this is no different from serving two husbands. For a while, they looked at Jiang Yu with one part sympathy, two parts admiration and seven parts curiosity, which was extremely complicated.

Jiang Yu himself didn't have so many psychological dynamics. When his Taoist partner was busy with the affairs of the Demon Sect, he had to stand for him in the Qingli Sect, receiving one salary and worrying twice.

When Yu Chengzhou set off from Liyangju in the morning wearing a black mask to go to the Valley of the Darkness, Jiang Yu was still curled up on the inside of the bed and sound asleep. For some reason, his lips, which were extremely red and swollen and moist, were slightly parted, and every strand of hair was attached to it. The hair is lingering and soft.

Yu Chengzhou wanted him to sleep a little longer, so he endured it and put a kiss on the tip of his nose, "I'm going to the Valley of Darkness."

"Hmm..." Jiang Yu snorted with a strong nasal voice, "Good lady... a good wife." Helping him manage the family business is not considered a good wife.

Yu Chengzhou: ...

So half an hour later, Jiang Yu was completely tossed by the "madam" with kisses and sobered up.There were red marks all over his body, the most obvious on the tip of his throat, which made him wrap up in a thick robe in the hot weather, and today he had to go to the Disciplinary Department for his master to be on duty.

Jiang Yu is the No. 1 person who lowered the sect's puppy love rate by his face. Ever since he learned that he had gone to the Disciplinary Office, Loverspo Xiaoshulin suddenly calmed down.

On this day, he followed the team of the eldest disciples and went to the disciples' dormitory for a surprise inspection.

As soon as the door of the No. [-] bamboo hut in the third row was knocked open, the thick smoke scattered inside and the heat was lingering.

No, someone banned alchemy!

"There is poisonous gas, protect the little brother!" Several brothers reacted quickly, quickly covering Jiang Yu's mouth and nose, and wrapped him up.

The disciple who opened the door in the back room is already a habitual offender, and he is not afraid of discipline at all. When he heard about the little brother, he panicked and wanted to pack up the tools for committing the crime.

"What poisonous gas..." Jiang Yu thought in his heart that your alchemy society smells like star anise and pepper?

When I went in and took a look, the big cauldron in the middle was obviously held in the air, stolen from Qi Yi's alchemy room, and squatting aside was a fire spirit root disciple casting spells with both hands to ignite the fire. Vegetable leaves and radish sticks were boiling inside the cauldron. Tofu and mushrooms, after a long while, with Gulu’s first boiling hot bubble, a piece of beef brisket poured with hot soup and glistening with oil was thrown out of the water, the scent of licorice and warm and spicy embraced At the same time, it attracted the senses of taste and smell of everyone in the audience to move for it, and fell down instantly.

Seeing Jiang Yu's handsome eyebrows frown, the disciple who was holding out his long chopsticks felt his heart hang in his throat, only to hear the newly appointed handsome junior from the Discipline Department raise his voice and give instructions.

"Fill it out quickly, it will be old if you cook it again."

Crowd: ...

He later realized that he had accidentally confided in his heart, and coughed a few times: "Hmm... monks can only eat vegetables and not meat when they eat hot pot?"

Disciplinary Office: ...It is the dormitory that does not allow open flames.

Seeing that the whole pot of boiling delicious food was carried out even with the cauldron, several parties hung their heads and held on to their chopsticks.Especially the disciple who was squatting down and using spells to make a fire just now, looking at the veal brisket eagerly, he hadn't even picked up his chopsticks just now.

Standing at the door, Jiang Yu couldn't help but glance into the pot a few more times.

Finally, he sighed and said, "It just so happens that Yun Lin-jun is going to refine a pill recently...you understand what I mean?"

Liyang lives under the ancient locust tree in the courtyard.

"Little Junior Brother is so kind to us!"

"Add meat to my junior brother!"

Jiang Yu couldn't refuse, took the bowl and chopsticks, and put them down slowly. He saw a corner of the book in the arms of the disciple next to him, "The Immortal Cultivation of Alchemy is Great..."

The name was so familiar, Jiang Yu thought about it for a moment, yes, the same words were written on the cover of the book of secret operas confiscated by the master back then, and it was another one who watched Mr. Yunlin.

He had a plan in his mind, and stretched out his hand to pull it out, "Can I learn from this instinct?" His eyes were sincere and nonchalant.

The disciple watched helplessly that his meal reading was taken away by the junior brother, he flipped through it casually, but didn't say anything.

The piece of meat fell to the ground with a thud.

The man blushed: "Okay little junior brother." Woohoo, little junior brother is so kind, in order to save him face, he even said to be so gentle and amiable when he confiscated the stolen goods.

Jiang Yu told them not to stay in the dormitory if they want to eat hot pot in the future, and they can come to Liyangju to find him with the pot and food at any time.

Those few people just nodded desperately, and the boiling of the hot pot seemed to stop for a moment, completely losing its attraction.The little junior in everyone's eyes is coated with a layer of soft light, so fragrant!

They were admiring the beauty of the junior brother when they were eating, and suddenly saw a black cloud in the distance, knowing that the demon king was going back to the Qingli sect, they panicked and didn't even want the pot, and told the junior brother to take care of themselves and quickly evacuated the scene.

Only then did Jiang Yu pick up the chopsticks, scooped up a spirit mushroom, put it in his mouth, and bit it lightly, savoring the mushroom meat full of soup that burst and melted in his mouth.

Ever since he knew that Master fed him meat to feel comfortable in his arms, and would deliberately pat him on the bed for fun, Jiang Yu never wanted to get a little bit of meat, and tried to punish Master by starving himself.

But even if it is a vegetarian dish, the mushrooms soaked in hot pot fresh soup are much more delicious than the ones prepared by the master himself.

Yu Chengzhou looked down at the child sitting by the stove, raised his head, half-mouthed the mushroom, his small mouth was stretched open, the corners of his mouth were flushed, and his moist eyes narrowed slightly to look at him. The mushroom meat seemed to be a strange flower that grew out of the human body.

"Other people's stewed dishes are better than my meat?" Yu Chengzhou's throat rolled slightly, he stretched out his hand and scratched his chin, helped him chew up a whole flower bit by bit, and then tapped it lightly. Knock on this exclusive old cauldron for Qi Yi's alchemy.

Jiang Yu smiled narrowly, and raised the "Encyclopedia of Alchemy and Principles" that Yang had received, "A disciple gave me this book, saying that it was obscure and difficult to understand, and I wanted to hear Master explain it in person in class."

Yu Chengzhou's smile was all in his eyes, "Why don't you read it for Master first?"

Jiang Yu wanted to read it and read it. I don't know who is embarrassed to read this kind of content, "If I finish reading it, Master must promise to read it in public in the lecture hall, and I will not regret it!"

Yu Chengzhou nodded.

Jiang Yu turned to the first page and cleared his throat: "It is said that Lord Yunlin came back from the secret realm of southern border that day, and he didn't know that he had been infected by the bug. When he was boarding the main hall of Zangshuge to prepare for the morning lecture, the poison broke out and his whole body was hot. It's unbearable, like a hundred insects eating away at the bones, stretching out his hands to support the pulpit, his face in pain, protecting his heart to suppress the rising evil fire, incense, fragrant sweat..." The voice became more and more indistinct.

He raised his eyes to look at the master, only to see that the man's expression remained unchanged, and he concentrated on staring at the hot pot that was about to boil.

In order to let the master read it out in public, Jiang Yu went all out and gritted his teeth, "At this moment, a white-clothed disciple came up to ask a question with a book, but the master suddenly grabbed his wrist, 'I don't know where, I am the master. Teach you, Jiang...'"

How is it his own book? !

He opened his mouth in shock, and Yu Chengzhou took the opportunity to feed a piece of extremely tender little hairy belly.Jiang Yu didn't respond, he chewed and swallowed mechanically.

He scanned ten lines at a glance, crossed the part with the word Jiang Yu, and found the word "Devil Lord".

turn out……

"Suddenly, the Demon Lord came to his senses and mastered this body. He didn't have the patience of the Immortal Lord, so he grabbed the trembling person under him,' said, that person came several times while I was away, I want Doubly get it back', my fingers sank into his hair, and I grabbed it..."

Jiang Yu didn't say a word, and suddenly closed the storybook, how could he still play smart, the simple and honest working people have such a rich imagination.This can't humiliate the master at all, he is still pitiful.

Yu Chengzhou took the opportunity to feed another small meatball and watched him swallow it without taste.Yu Chengzhou wiped his lips with his thumb, smiled contentedly, and grabbed Jiang Yu's wrist.

"Then accompany me to the lecture hall to read in public."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Yu saw the scene around him turned upside down. In an instant, he seemed to be in a small box with only one side open to see through the light. The master was sitting cross-legged on the soft straw mat outside.From his angle, only the lower half of Master's body can be seen.

Just as Jiang Yu was about to ask aloud, he heard the sound of reading aloud from outside.

It's under the pulpit of Zangshu Pavilion!

He immediately covered his mouth with his hand, and looked up at Master in horror and reproach.

"If you don't understand anything, you can come to the stage and ask." The master rushed down to speak with a cold face, then lowered his head, pretending to be surprised, as if he suddenly found a student hiding under his dais.

He was still sitting upright, but he took one hand off the table and pinched Jiang Yu's chin, "How long have you been hiding here, but there is something I want to teach you personally as a teacher?"

Yu Chengzhou's voice was not low at all, he boldly used the sound of reading as a protective cover, and teased him at will.

"Master, don't make trouble, let's quickly..." A finger covered his lips, and it seemed that students really came up outside.

"Mr. Yunlin, I ask you to learn how to gain form after the beginning... How do you explain this sentence?" The disciple asked very humbly and seriously.

The master was also seriously answering and explaining, Jiang Yu deliberately bit his finger.But in the next second, the finger moved within the lips, scratched, played, entered and exited.

Yu Chengzhou completely disturbed Jiang Yu's breathing with just one finger movement, and when the finger was hooked with the silver thread and pulled out, he had already brought the man on his knee and panted slightly.

The disciple's voice gradually faded away, and Yu Chengzhou smiled again and took out the script from Jiang Yu's hand, and read it out sentence by sentence.

"It's not good at all. It stained the master's robe and disturbed the master's lecture." While reading, his hands moved according to the words in the script.

Walking in along Jiang Yu's back collar, he flicked the ignition around, watching Jiang Yu desperately suppressing his voice, and buried his head in the robe on his lap.

Yu Chengzhou bowed his head and leaned over, as if he was very helpless: "This is the lecture hall, where the master preaches and teaches, and answers doubts. There are so many students waiting below. How can you ask the master to let you vent and accompany you?" Together you blaspheme the Taoism."

Jiang Yu gritted his teeth: "Yu Chengzhou, you!"

The cold touch hit him, and he whimpered softly, only to hear the master whispering in his ear: "You read the wrong line, at this time you should beg the master, saying that you didn't do it on purpose, but you just couldn't help it. "

With every word, Jiang Yu trembled slightly. He bit the back of his hand, fearing that the overflow of his voice would arouse the suspicion of countless students below.

The script was given by Jiang Yu, and Yu Chengzhou played it with a straight eye, imitating it, not letting go of every detail, very serious, and really fulfilling the promise he read out in the lecture hall.

Jiang Yu couldn't fight back, so he had to turn his hand over and over in the darkness under the table.He endured the pain, listening to the sound of thousands of people reading books, the sensitivity of every inch of his body was infinitely developed, and the fear and shame expanded the sense of touch to the extreme.

Jiang Yu had no choice but to take the initiative to skip to the next episode according to the storybook, and said with charming eyes, "Master, take me back to the house quickly, and let me help you too?"

Who knew that this person could dance better than him, so he turned back two pages, smiled thoughtfully, grabbed Jiang Yu's slender neck, lowered his voice a little, and rubbed his lips affectionately and coldly, "Jiang Yu, It was I who came back and told me that that person came several times while I was away, and I will double the compensation."

The master is possessed by an actor, his acting skills are so good, and his expression has changed drastically, as if the same body has changed its soul.

Jiang Yu was taken aback for a moment, and quickly pushed his hand away, "Stop making trouble, I want Master, not you."

"Why don't you want me?" The devil looked hurt and angry, "Is there anything I can't compare to him, can't satisfy you, can't please you?"

"I don't care. You have to be fair. We agreed to occupy you for three hours. Now it's my turn."

The Yu Chengzhou arranged in this nonsense book is to change his soul every three hours, and the two take turns to occupy each other, jealous of each other!

Jiang Yu didn't have time to refute, and was instantly lifted out from under the podium.

There was a crash, the books, pens and inkstones on the desk were overturned, Jiang Yu was pressed tightly on the table and took his breath away.Just like in the storybook, he struggled and kicked desperately, with tears in his eyes, "No, they will see."

Yu Chengzhou stepped down softly, raised his soft legs and tightly wrapped around his waist, "Shh, they can't see."

Jiang Yu turned his head with tears in his eyes, only to see a group of white-clothed disciples still standing side by side with their heads down, flipping through the books stiffly. It was like the phantom of all the disciples he saw on the day he wore the books.

Jiang Yu was taken aback for a moment, then acted presumptuously, and bit back fiercely, "You want me, and I will kill you when Master comes back!"

The Mojun's strength became more and more fierce, and he wanted to lie on his shoulder softly and wickedly, "Then let's do it quietly, don't tell him."

The two of them went from the table to the nanmu floor, again and again, over and over again, no matter how many times the residual heat of humidity was hard to dissipate completely.

In the end, Jiang Yu also forgot to act, and cried out Master's name.

"Don't call him when you're with me!" Mo Jun was still chanting his lines, but his movements softened, and he kissed the teardrops distressedly.

The two lay on their backs under the rostrum, Jiang Yu rested his head on the master's arm and covered his robe, his mind was still buzzing, he stroked the floor with his hands, feeling in his heart, he didn't expect it to be so intense at the beginning When they met, the severely damaged floor unexpectedly became a place of tenderness for the future.

"Master..." Jiang Yu's heart suddenly softened, and he looked at him with wet eyes.

Yu Chengzhou happened to turn to the last page of the story book, and sneered evilly, "Forget about him, only I can give you happiness."

Jiang Yu: ...This damned nonsense script!

The author has something to say: the inspiration comes from my desire to eat mushrooms, hairy belly, duck blood and shrimp in hot pot, so the dormitory should use less small pots:-D

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: Nezha knows nothing