[Comprehensive British and American] Group favorite Wayne

What is "I am Bruce Wayne", what is "I am your father".

Damian froze for a second, only to feel a strange feeling creeping up his back, which inexplicably made him feel a little chilly.

The kid on the opposite side was still looking at him, his expressionless expression did not meet the standard that a child of his age should have.

How should I put it... The imposing manner is very full, yes, but because of the high value of the face, and the soft baby fat on the face because of its young age, it somehow gives people a feeling of pretending to be mature.

It belongs to the kind of serious and pretentious soft dumpling.

That's right, soft and toot.

Although Bruce's current stature has retreated more than ten centimeters compared to before, making him look younger, his limbs and body shape are not as slender as before.

Although compared to a child, he still looks slender and small, but I don’t know if it’s because the sugar intake in the parallel world is too high for a while, so that Bruce’s body has a little more inexplicably. Less noticeable soft meat.

Of course, this is less obvious and mainly aimed at other people. For Superman, he can still feel that Bruce is a little softer with obvious senses.

When I was older than now, my senses were not clear, but when I shrank, the baby fat on my face became obvious.

It looks inexplicably like a delicate little angel—even though everyone knows that its essence is a big black bat...

But he is cute now!

A little softer, but compared to a child of the same height, it still looks slender and fragile, with perfect body proportions, without the muscles of an adult body, but it also contains strength no less than that of an adult body.

Cuteness and strength are both important, it can be said to be perfect.

But for Damian, it may not necessarily be perfect.

After a brief moment of stiffness, his eyes met Bruce's.

As we all know, the eyes of children are very clear, mainly due to the special white of their eyes, and Bruce was originally the type that is attractive enough to look at you with a pair of eyes, and now he has transformed into a juvenile body, Those eyes are not clean enough, but the emotions inside are still there.

These are a pair of very contradictory eyes, they are clear enough when they are clear, and deep enough when they are deep.

These are not the eyes of a child.

These are the eyes of Bruce Wayne.

The moment Damian's eyes met, he could see the expression belonging to his father from the eyes of the little dumpling that he was quite dissatisfied with before.

If this is not proof of Bruce's identity, Jason's sudden uncontrollable laughter on the other side, and the simultaneous surprise of Dick and Tim on the other side are enough to prove something.

So, after going through [I suspect that my father secretly had sex with Superman while I was away], [After my father and Superman got together, it is likely that Superman would become pregnant], and after that [Why is this Kryptonian so fertile! ], [It's over, it's all because my father didn't know how to wear a condom when he was doing business, and the family will probably be overwhelmed by half-Kryptonians in the future] After the incident, Damian silently, silently , cracked.

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In Wayne Manor, the atmosphere was very awkward.

A group of people sat around the table, as if each had their own thoughts.

Whether it's Damian who put down his rhetoric in the Batcave, tried to abort the Kryptonian, and once wanted to do something to Superman's stomach, or Dick and Tim who inexplicably found that the old father came back but shrunk again, or Superman who was misunderstood and gave birth to many cubs, or Ye Xiao, whose seniority was directly descended from elder brother to son, etc., anyway, no one said anything.

In the Wayne mansion, only Bruce's immature voice could be heard rigorously and seriously announcing the situation of the trio in the parallel world and their decision to become members of the Wayne family.

This is very good, and there is no problem. After all, Ye Xiao's ability to make trouble is very serious. This guy can't even be said to have a tendency to self-destruct. He really destroyed his own universe many times for Bruce. Forcibly trying to get his brother back by crashing the earth and causing a restart.

One has no bottom line, the bad ones are very real, they don't take human lives seriously, they are about to knock themselves to death by taking drugs, and they reveal a very philosophical insanity.

It's okay to watch it under Bruce's nose, but once it is released, it will be a big trouble.

"Then why did this guy come?" Damian said bluntly.

He refers to the ultimate man, which is Karl.

"He should go home with Superman."

After all, Ye Xiao can say that although the style of painting is very different from that of the Bat family, his name is Thomas Wayne. Although it should be correctly called Thomas Wayne Jr., he is Wayne anyway.

Not to mention Richard, the counterpart of Dick Grayson, the adopted son of Thomas Wayne Jr., also has a style of painting that is completely opposite to that of the Batman, but it is also included in the scope of the Wayne family.

But the ultimate person...

What's the matter with an extra Kryptonian in a bunch of Wayne?This can't be called Wayne.

"I also think it's a bit inconvenient," Dick said.

To be honest, even Superman lives in Wayne Manor now, and Dick is not so willing. Now, the ultimate person who is opposite to Superman's painting style and inexplicably reveals a fierce temperament comes over... Especially this ultimate person still eats green kryptonite.

Not right, very wrong.

Ultimate Man Carl feels ostracized.

His brain is not good, but it doesn't mean that he is really stupid so that he can't even see the atmosphere, especially the damn owl sitting there with a face watching the show, without the slightest idea of ​​participating in the show, that can be a good thing Ghost.

"Why the fuck did I go home with Superman???" Ultimate Man questioned.

Fuck it too!He couldn't live in Wayne Manor because of Bruce, it's a fucking world, and now he's completely ruled out! ?

On the other side there's that idiot-like guy called Superman—whose eyes are on the little brat in the main seat from beginning to end, so stupid, the devil wants to live with him.

"I'm going to live here!"

Bruce looked up at the ultimate man who was full of foul words, with a cold expression: "Of course you can."

The ultimate man is simply a big killer. The relationship with Thomas is obviously a friend with benefits, but seeing Thomas come over, he is also pulled over and connected to the line-it is hard to say how authentic this friend with benefits is.

It is impossible for Batman to let this guy out, especially living with Superman. This is not a destructive power of one plus one equals two, but a destructive power of one plus one far greater than two.

The ultimate person doesn't know what Bruce is thinking, anyway, as soon as Bruce's words come out, he will be in a fucking good mood seeing Bruce, a brat.

After all, Thomas' younger brother, after all, is his own younger brother - he will cover up a little when he makes troubles in the future.

In the end, people thought, it was finally comfortable at the moment.

But he was comfortable, and the birdballs on one side were not.

Although the Ultimate Man and Superman are two different things, the same person, once the Ultimate Man lives in Wayne Manor, let alone what impact the messy relationship between him and Thomas will have on Wayne Manor, just look at Bruce Not at Wayne Manor.

Bruce is a baby now, the real one, and the baby fat one, and this ultimate person is full of dirty words, the influence is too bad!

No, birdballs are not allowed!

Especially with Superman on one side.

Originally, after Bruce got smaller, Superman came to Wayne Manor very diligently. If an ultimate person is added at this moment, just come and take a look just because he is worried, then the frequency of Superman will not be low. .

Three birdies, oh no, four now, plus a domineering Damian, that's already tough.

From Jason's explanation and Thomas' eyes, everyone can see that this is a guy who also has plans for Bruce, and that Dick's peer Richard is obviously not a peaceful character.

Now a big family, seven Wayne, except for the little one Bruce, the remaining six all want to suck Bruce, life is already very difficult, so many people share a little Bruce...

Is it necessary to add a superman?

No, absolutely not.

The way Damiana looks at Superman can be said to be very unkind.

Although the misunderstanding has been resolved now, and Damian also knows that there is no Bruce's cub in Superman's stomach, but!To say that Superman has no plans for Batman?It doesn't exist, it's impossible!

Didn't you see Bruce was held in Superman's arms when he came back?

This is the best evidence!

Maybe now that his father has become smaller and his vigilance towards people has dropped a little bit, then maybe Superman, an ambitious guy like a wolf, will take advantage of this opportunity and try to occupy the position next to Bruce!

Falling in love should be impossible. After all, although Damian thinks that Superman is a wolf, he also knows that Superman is not a pervert, but if he wants to rub little Bruce, he will definitely have it.

Although he seems to be pretending not to show it now, it seems that he is very upright and has no bad ideas, but what if?

Damian thinks it's possible.

And as for Superman, if he knew, he would probably complain—if he wanted to smoke, he would definitely want to, but this can’t be called wolfish ambition, right? Who wouldn’t want to smoke a cute and cute Brucey?Especially since he is still so soft and small.

But it's true that you can't breathe.

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But in any case, even if Bruce gets smaller, he is still Bruce. As the patriarch of the family, although his voice is milky now, this does not prevent Bruce from making a decision and implementing it.

Rao and the birdies in the family didn't seem too happy, but Thomas, Richard and Carl were still staying at Wayne Manor.

Thomas's face is very similar to Bruce's, but it is limited to the similarity, due to the subtle differences in the facial features of the two people, as well as the temperament problems of Bruce and Thomas.For people who are familiar with Bruce, or who often see Bruce, it is not particularly difficult to distinguish the two of them easily.

And the relationship between Dick and Richard is similar to the relationship between Bruce and Thomas.

Because of this, the identities of these two people are actually well arranged.

So shortly after Bruce returned from the parallel world, the whole Gotham City knew that Bruce Wayne had an extra cousin Thomas Wayne Jr., and of course they also knew about Richard Wayne Jr., the son of Thomas Wayne Jr. , and his husband Carl - a lucky man who married into a wealthy family, a rustic little gangster with black-rimmed glasses.

Focus on the key points, black-rimmed glasses.

Because the black-framed glasses are too directional, now everyone is not only starting to wonder whether the so-called Thomas' husband entered Wayne Manor because of good luck or because of the black-framed glasses.

After all, it seems that the Wayne family has a special liking for black-framed glasses, not only the little reporter Clark of the Planet Daily, but even this guy who has already entered the family has black-framed glasses.

What's more subtle is that the looks of these two people after wearing black-framed glasses are actually very similar, and the point is that they are wearing the same type of black-framed glasses.

So all of a sudden, magical things like black-rimmed glasses caught off guard and became popular in Gotham.

So recently I always meet Bruce with black-rimmed glasses, men and women: "..."

But in any case, this situation is at least good when Thomas is not messing around.

After all, Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same person. Sometimes when Bruce Wayne and Batman have to appear at the same time, Bruce in the past often used sex or various excuses to support his other identity. open.

But it's not needed now.

After all, Thomas's ability to disguise is also very good, his body shape and appearance are similar to Bruce's, the main thing is to adjust a little and not speak, no one will notice the clues in a short time.

The only problem is that it is impossible for Thomas to act exactly according to Bruce's words. After all, the essence of an owl is to make trouble. Involuntarily penetrated the interior of Gotham, intending to do something for his lovely brother.

You must know that because of the countless restarts of the world, Thomas has also come into contact with many parallel worlds, and has a little understanding of the situation in these worlds with Batman, although each world is branched due to different choices. It is different, but for Thomas, as long as he has a little clue about some things, he can still guess something through his own experience combined with the situation of multiple parallel universes.

My brother is so good, Gotham must not bring any danger to my brother...

Arkham Asylum he can't move because of Batman's stubbornness, but not necessarily otherwise.

Like the court of owls...

Thomas sneered - if he remembered correctly, this organization had tricked his brother more than once, and it seemed that they were playing Nightwing, which was Dick Grayson's idea.

Talon is a good title, unexpectedly suitable for his Grayson.

And this owl court is like a good place tailor-made for him, since they are all owls anyway...

It's just that you have to be a little lighter when you start your hands. After all, it's not good to be discovered by your cute brother.

Thomas thought, with an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth.

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It can be said that Thomas is constantly making small moves. Although Bruce has some doubts, thinking that Thomas has been a little too quiet recently, but considering that the atmosphere in the house is indeed weird, so after monitoring Thomas' situation , Bruce didn't bother to delve into it.

In fact, he's been dealing with his sons lately.

That's right, the sons.

After all, after Bruce became smaller, I don’t know if it was all discussed by everyone or what happened. In short, Dick, who is far away in Bludhaven, has to go to work every day, so he has to go back and forth between Gotham and Bludhaven. , but still guaranteed to be able to go home after the night patrol every night.

Jason didn't say anything, it was as if the safe house in Gotham no longer existed, and he returned home quite naturally every day.

And it's very rare to go home and walk through the main entrance, neither going to the security system of the Black Bat Cave nor climbing over the wall.

Honestly, it would have been a good thing that the boys were home.

After all, for Bruce, although he doesn't show it, he is indeed happy that his family can be together.

But the problem is that things are often not as good as he imagined, or rather because of the conflicting relationship between the brothers in the family, Bruce actually didn't think how good it was, but the situation was worse than he thought.

These four bird balls don't know what's going on, they don't start fighting as soon as there is a conflict like usual, turning the good communication between brothers into a fierce fight every minute, but this doesn't mean that there is no conflict between them. conflict.

How to say.

If physical conflicts can be captured, then this kind of conflict is probably invisible and cannot be captured.

It will not be as intense as a physical conflict, full of blood and violence, but this kind of conflict is also more suffocating.

Bruce doesn't understand how the family has suddenly become like this.

It's okay when a son is around.

When the two sons were around, the atmosphere suddenly became tense.

When the three sons were around, they didn't talk to each other, but their eye contact was more intense than anyone else's.

Don't mention it when the four sons are around. Although there is no fight yet, the smell of gunpowder in the air is stronger than ever.

But when asked what went wrong between them, they never said anything.

On the contrary, when they talk to each other, they seem to be quite harmonious, but there is always a hidden sharp edge in the tone, you stab me.

This is not the point, the most important point is that if it's just a conflict between the four bird balls, it's okay, after all, the family relationship of the bat family is just like that, and the conflict is too normal.

The problem is they're all after Bruce.

Specifically, it can be seen that when Bruce is drinking milk, if one bird ball is there, it is okay, if all four bird balls are there, then although they seem to form an equilateral relationship with Bruce as the center point inexplicably The quadrilaterals confront each other, but invisibly, they will involuntarily glance at Bruce with their eyes.

There are many other situations like this, including but not limited to when eating cookies, when bats cave through armor.

Even when I wake up in the morning... Now it's not a bird ball calling for someone, it's all four standing by the bed from tall to short.

Bruce: "..."

The sons' recent enthusiasm has terrified the old father.

To be honest, if Superman knew that Batman was going to take all his sons to the watchtower to check their brains one by one, and forcibly stopped him by himself, no matter which bird ball the Batman was, he would not be able to escape being killed. Check the fate of the brain.

After all, the enthusiasm is too much, which is really abnormal.

The passion wasn't even explicit, it was reserved, very, very reserved, but it just couldn't be ignored.

For example, tonight's night patrol.

This is the first night patrol with Bruce after Damian came home. In the past, Batman and Robin would each squat on a gargoyle, which is very fair. factors but not necessarily stuck together.

Damian is not a clingy character, or rather he is too independent, but now—

As soon as Bruce turned his head, he saw his little son squatting aside.

He can be sure that this is definitely not a coincidence. Analyzing Damian's landing position from various angles is because of his position.

If so not too bad.

The problem is that Damian has not only acted strangely recently, he even looked at Bruce very strangely.

It's hard to describe the complexity inside, but what is certain is that every time Bruce meets him, Damian is the first to look away.

It is not like to say that the relationship is distant, but it is even less like to say that the relationship is close.

It's weird anyway.

A good batman, inexplicably revealing a strange aura after Bruce became smaller, and there is no one else.

But fortunately, the situation is not too bad. After all, Bruce is not unaware of this. He just simply observed the birdball at home for a while and found that there was nothing wrong with it, so he didn't bother about it.

As for being in the center of the vortex... In fact, as far as Clark was concerned, he felt that Bruce might not know this.

It's not simply that I don't know, it's likely that I didn't expect that.

After all, Bruce, he knows the attractiveness of his adult body, but he has no self-awareness about the attractiveness of his young body.

But aside from these things, the situation in Gotham has been pretty good for a while. When Dick was Batman before, Gotham was quiet because the Arkham people didn’t run out. in this way.

This is one of the rare relatively peaceful days, except that Bruce himself had to redesign his armor to adapt to his body because of his shortened height, and there were no other unexpected situations.

But this is only temporary. Leisure days are extremely rare for Bruce. After all, Thomas' information was finally revealed in a conversation with Bruce shortly after he settled in Wayne Manor.

And coincidentally, it's not good news.

After all, it is obvious that Thomas does not know that there are two other kinds of energy remaining in Bruce. In his vision and perception, there is only one kind of energy, and what the energy he can see represents is not ordinary.

——This is not a good thing.