[Comprehensive British and American] Group favorite Wayne

The search records on the bat computer are shining brightly, no one's name is found, it seems to be just a random search, but because the alien's directivity is so obvious that for a while, neither Dick nor Tim seems to be able to find it. Can think of who this alien refers to.

—Superman.

After all, too many people know that Superman is a Kryptonian, and as long as he is not an Earthling, he can indeed be generalized as an alien.

That's fine in itself, but this so-called "miscarriage"...

"Xiaohong, if I remember correctly, then generally you have to get pregnant first before you have a miscarriage, right?" Dick said hesitantly, as if he himself wasn't quite sure what he meant.

Tim's expression on one side is also a bit unpredictable, but Dick's question - "Yes."

Then you must be pregnant before you can have a miscarriage. If you are not pregnant, where will the child be aborted?nonexistent.

"But I remember Superman as a man?" Dick continued.

Tim: "I remember that too."

Or rather everyone knows that Superman is a man, for real, the same gender as Bruce, a serious man.

As long as you are not blind, you can basically see it. After all, the figure under Superman's tights is obvious to all, and it is a real male figure.

Then the question arises, when Superman is a real man, what is it that makes Damian, who has just returned from Wayne Manor after a long absence, think that he may be pregnant?

Is there something wrong with this...

Both Dick and Tim are a little skeptical of life.

The scene was a bit quiet for a while. In the bat cave, facing the bat, the computer hadn’t deleted it at all. I don’t know if it was left on purpose, or it was just too lazy to delete the search history. One blue and one red, two bird balls. Word.

In the end, Dick calmly said, "Maybe we misunderstood. Damian doesn't necessarily refer to Superman, but maybe other female aliens."

"It's possible." Tim also said calmly, "It's very likely."

Dick: "Yeah, big."

But the tone was really dry, or rather dry enough, Dick himself didn't believe what he said.

And what about Tim?Tim Na must be even more unbelievable, after all, they are all a nest of birdballs, not to mention how they feel about each other, who can not know who?

"Then what should we do now?" Dick felt that this matter was a complete mess: "I mean Superman..." He paused for a long time, and it took a long time to force out a few words from his throat: "Pregnant this matter."

"Let's explain," Tim said.

Dick nodded.

This is the only way things can be done at this point. After all, Damian can search for pregnancy on the bat computer so vigilantly. I want to know who Damian thinks is the person who will make Superman pregnant. Isn’t that Bruce? ?

This matter must be explained clearly, otherwise it will be all over when Bruce comes back to find out.

……

Damian doesn't know if Tim and Dick are playing or not, anyway, Damian is in a bad mood now.

No one wants to find out that their father has found a brother or sister for themselves as soon as they return home, especially if the person being fucked is a Kryptonian whom they particularly despise.

To be honest, when Damian first came home, he thought that Bruce should be with his mother Thalia. After finishing the matter, he found that Bruce and Thalia were not what he thought. Not much trouble.

After all, Batman is actually Batman, and everyone knows that he is especially popular with villains, especially female villains. It is not uncommon for people to push him down for a kiss, and they are taken advantage of a lot, especially Catwoman.

Although in fact, the relationship between Catwoman and Batman is clear to both of them, but the key is that even nothing can stop Damian's vigilant eyes.

To be honest, as far as Dick thinks, maybe in Damian's eyes, anyone is spying on Bruce's existence.

But it’s better now——Now Damian doesn’t need to be vigilant, because the blame is all on Superman, and he’s backing it firmly, and he’s stuck on it abruptly. This is what the two of them have done. kind of feat...

This is very sad.

"So whatever you're thinking, listen to me, Superman isn't pregnant."

When he was about to enter the bat cave again, Damian was blocked at the entrance of the bat cave by a huge blue bird ball carrying a smaller red bird ball.

One big and two small, standing on top of each other, forcibly turned the Batcave into the atmosphere of some kind of tense war movie.

The atmosphere was awkward for a moment, especially after Dick said the phrase "Superman is not pregnant", the atmosphere at the entrance of the Batcave was even more terrifying for a moment.

The wind was howling and the horse was howling, Damian wasn't roaring - but he was angry.

The three bird balls just stood like this, looking at each other, and I looked at you. No one spoke first, silent embarrassment spread in this space.

To be honest, it is actually very difficult to read a person's eyes. After all, it is not the kind of person who leaks emotions. It is difficult for you to find anything in his eyes that is enough to make people understand his emotions.

But as far as Dick and Tim are concerned now, he felt that Damian on the opposite side looked at them with contempt.

Maybe you can get rid of the feeling that it is really contemptuous.

Because Damian, who hadn't spoken a second before, spoke.

"Grayson, do you think I'm stupid?" The little devil bastard showed that he was not a child: "I never said anything about anyone being pregnant."

"But you have this in your search history." Tim added calmly on the side: "[How to abort an alien] category...a lot."

"Oh, so you're so sure it's Superman?" Damian sneered, "I didn't even say it was Superman and you're so sure who you're pregnant with. I don't think there's anything to say about it. The facts are obvious enough."

The face that is very similar to the smaller Bruce has a completely different expression from the smaller Bruce, the expression that belongs to the devil boy Damian.

"As my father's son, of course I have the right to filter out some people who plot evil for my father."

"Such as Superman?" Dick wanted to cover his face now, "but the problem is that Superman is really not pregnant! No child!" He almost grabbed his brother and shook him wildly, giving him the water that somehow got into his brain pour out.

It's suffocating, really, suffocating.

"Superman is a man!"

Damian said: "I'm not blind, Grayson, of course I know that Superman is a man."

Dick breathed a sigh of relief.

However, in the next second, Damian managed to make him hold back his breath: "But what does this have to do with Superman's pregnancy?"

"Of course it has something to do with it..." Dick felt that he was having a hard time: "Men can't get pregnant."

Damian snorted coldly, thinking that there might be something wrong with Dick's brain.

He's not stupid. Doesn't he not know something that a three-year-old child knows?

Of course a man cannot conceive, but Superman is not an ordinary man, he is an alien man, and the person who is with him is not an ordinary man, although Bruce is an earthling, this still cannot erase Bruce's not normal.

Damian went through this equation in his mind, and when he thought of the little clothes in Bruce's bedroom cabinet, he felt that his only patience was about to be exhausted.

The boy did not continue to dawdle here.

"Get out of the way, Grayson." He said this, with a bright impatient expression on his face, "I don't have time to spend any more time with you here." He had to continue to find a way to track down his father's situation, and then Figure out how to get rid of the cubs in Superman's stomach.

A Kryptonian who also wants to use a cub to try to get close to his father.

no way.

As a caring son who even reminds an old father to wear a condom every time he goes out to play a show, Damian refuses this.

But how could Dick get out of the way?If he gets out of the way now, wouldn't he really want Damian to stick to that ridiculous idea?

So Dick struggled a bit: "No, I have to explain this to you clearly." He struggled to the death: "Superman is really not pregnant, Bruce and Superman are both men, men and men cannot make each other pregnant of!"

"Of course men and men can't." Seeing Dick standing in front of him, Damian became more and more impatient: "I'm not a fool!"

"But you think Bruce made Superman pregnant." Tim, who was almost ignored, calmly pointed out the problem: "It's very different from what you said."

"How is this different?" Damian was also surprised.

"It's different everywhere." Dick groaned. "Listen to me—why on earth do you think Bruce could impregnate Superman?"

"Why not." Father is no ordinary man!

But if annoying Grayson must have an answer...  

"Because he is Batman!" Damian's voice echoed at the entrance of the Batcave.

On the one hand, I have already returned to the Batcave from the watchtower, and found that my sons are all nestled in one of the entrances, arguing, and seeing that a fight is about to start, I immediately turned on the monitor to see what was going on, but not only did I finish listening Damian's so-called "Bruce impregnated Superman" statement also got a result of "Bruce impregnating Superman is normal, that's because he is Batman" Bruce——

Bruce: "..."

Richard, who also followed back to the Batcave: "..."

Richard implicitly glanced at Superman, who was so inexplicably embarrassed that he was floating on the spot, held back for a while in silence, and then let out a barbell-like laugh.

Thomas on the one side almost hooked his lips, but his eyes looking at Superman were too sharp.

And what about the ultimate man?

The ultimate person can't hold back now, and somehow feels that he has been frightened, and he is still entangled in whether Kryptonians can really conceive or fake pregnancy...

But that's not important, what's important is Bruce, he has already fallen into some kind of doubt... not whether he really made Superman pregnant, but whether there is something wrong with his young son's way of thinking .

And... This is definitely the worst time Batman has been hacked, really, there is no one.

Bruce figured he needed a father-son conversation with Damian.

The author has something to say:

Today is three days, menstrual period is here, my aunt doubts life in pain, so today is only three days, tomorrow may be three days, maybe six days, depending on the status, but the day after tomorrow will definitely return to days six!sorry sorry...