[Comprehensive British and American] Group favorite Wayne

The people of Gotham are feeling a little sad these days.

Of course, this mainly refers to those who like to make troubles and commit crimes in the middle of the night.

After all, for them, what they will face tonight is not only a Batman who is not injured for any reason, and who does not know why he has to jump up and hammer his head when he is not fighting from the sky, and his strength is at his peak.

They may also encounter a red bird ball with sharp eyes during the battle who for some reason follows Batman.

Of course, in a place like Gotham, everyone knows that no matter which Robin it is, its deterrence is not as good as Batman.

There are even many who don't take these minors seriously at all, only focus on the dark legends of Gotham, and occasionally they are really taught by Robin before they realize that Robin Bird also needs attention.

But these are actually not important.

After all, no matter how sharp Red Robin’s eyes are, that’s the current Robin Bird, who spends most of his time with Batman. Under normal circumstances, Red Robin would stare at them with his eyes, unless he has Superman’s hot gaze , otherwise it would be really difficult to cause any shadow in my heart.

What made these late-night troublemakers feel terrible the most was the two who had left Batman and flew solo into Nightwing and Red Hood.

Not to mention Nightwing, the first Robin, who has been with Batman for a long time, has a super nice and recognizable buttocks.

What is the degree of recognition?On the first day of Dick's solo flight as Nightwing, some criminals who couldn't get along in Gotham and ran from Gotham to Bludhaven successfully achieved the achievement of knowing people by looking at their buttocks.

It is also very confusing, and once made people wonder if there is something wrong with the focus of these criminals when they are beaten by the vigilante...

But this is not the point.

The point is that the speed of Ye Yi's visits recently is not ordinary diligence, it is really special diligence.

Diligent to the point that in the past, the night patrol area was obviously the big blue bird in Bludhaven, and it has appeared in Gotham for at least three consecutive days.

It’s barely normal up to this point. After all, it’s not wrong for the assistant to retire and come back to see his old boss. Especially the big blue bird usually has a record of visiting, and although he often faces Batman’s rejection. If he offers help, in fact, the two of them still cooperate, and the cooperation is quite tacit.

As for Nightwing's visit, Batman seldom showed any intense emotions, at least he didn't always say "go back to your metropolis" and "get out of my Gotham" as he did to Superman. "This kind.

So for Ye Yi's visit, in fact, everyone didn't pay much attention at first.

But he has been too diligent in coming recently, and he doesn't go after he comes, or at least rarely looks for Batman in the eyes of the public.

He tends to pick a time when he's a bit of a thug, and before Batman has tied up those hapless criminals and waited for the Gotham Police Department to take over, he will sneak over and beat them up again.

Of course, there is a measure of what to do, and it is more about knocking those lucky people who have not been concussed by Batman's head and can at least open their eyes.

It's still restrained.

At best, it can be regarded as a supplementary backhand.

But Red Hood is very different.

He wasn't as good-tempered as the big blue bird, and he didn't know why he had gone crazy recently. When he met Batman during the night watch, his attitude-wow.

It should be understandable, it's that kind of attitude—wow, it's hard to describe anyway, but it's definitely much, much better than the normal situation.

There was a weirdness in that attitude, which once made people doubt whether the red hood had been replaced by someone sneakily.

Well, the person here is referring to Batman, aka Bruce Wayne himself.

After all, Gotham belongs to Batman's territory. With Batman's strong desire to control the entire Gotham City, it is impossible for him not to notice the recent small movements between the big blue bird and the big red bird.

After all, what they did was a little too conspicuous.

Even Gordon knew the tragic experience of these criminals recently-it was fine to be beaten by Batman, but after being beaten, he still had to face the mixed doubles of Red Hood and Nightwing.

What the hell is this human suffering.

In particular, they also like to pick the kind of hands that are stubborn and even cause harm to Batman when they are discovered by Batman.

Although the strikes are very measured, most of them are stunned, but they can't hide the hurt in the heart of the people who are confronted. After all, although there are few such people, they are not absent. After all, there are guns and no guns. , there is always a disadvantage.

The most irritating thing is that when they came to attack, the eyes were filled with anger in heartache, which once made these criminals wonder if they were the ones who were beaten.

Don't mention it, you will be threatened by the red hood.

Hey, I'm very tired.

But the most frustrating thing is that they were released with great difficulty, and when they finished, they found that they were directly blocked by cities other than Gotham where members of the Justice League were stationed.

That really didn't have any discounts at all. They were directly listed on the blacklists of the members of the major alliances. Those who made troubles were caught and beaten a little harder than others, just like a model of being discriminated against.

But who is to blame?

Surely it's not Batman's fault.

After all, if you don’t cause trouble, don’t hold a gun to rob, don’t commit crimes, even if you get blacklisted, with the quality of superheroes, at most you won’t be seen, it’s obvious that you’ve committed a crime and you’ve been punched for a second time. If you don't repent, you must commit a crime. If you don't, who will you?

They don't have much to say in their own city because Batman can't get into Gotham.

Some of these people even went to the beach for a vacation, throwing marine garbage at random, and would be poked by sea urchins that came out of nowhere.

In short, it is a capital letter-miserable!

For those who go astray, it’s okay to be arrested once and know to repent, and then become a good person, and everyone will ignore it.

Knowing that he was going to be beaten, and facing the danger of being caught by Batman and beating him violently and throwing him at the police station, he still had to take chances to rob the bank, do things in the alleys, use his hands and feet against Batman, Don't take human life seriously, let alone continue to do things even after leaving Gotham, it is really not wronged to be beaten at all.

Of course, Batman's affairs outside of Gotham are not yet clear. After all, Batman has spent a lot of time monitoring the entire Gotham and researching his own energy. He has to play two roles, so that Batman and Bruce Baby's identity exists simultaneously and flawlessly, and it is even more impossible to monitor everyone who has been caught in the police station one by one - then it is estimated that more than half of Gotham people have no privacy at all.

That's why Batman doesn't know what's going on outside of Gotham for the time being.

But the things in Gotham couldn't escape his eyes. Not to mention the recent long-term appearance of Nightwing and Red Hood, just by looking at the frequency of Dick and Jason coming home recently, something is wrong.

Not to mention Dick, he came to Gotham from Bludhaven after the night patrol, and didn’t sleep for long. He still had to get up early in the morning to go to work from Gotham to Bludhaven, although the two cities The distance is relatively close, but there is still a distance.

That's fine with Dick, after all, the big blue bird has always been more lively and enthusiastic, and it's normal to find that his father has become smaller, and he is more concerned about it when he comes back to see.

But Jason's kind of...

Seeing that his son, who hadn't been home for ten days and a half months before, appeared on the dining table after he got up early in the morning and went downstairs, Bruce: "..."

The scary thing is that this happened more than once, and it has been going on for several days, starting from the day when he opened the window, every morning, Jason must report.

Compared with the frequency of going home before, it has reached a rather terrifying level.

If it was the previous Bruce, he might have doubted again whether his son's mind was really not clear, and risked Jason's hair blowing and took someone to the Batcave for a checkup, but now——

I have all experienced being spoken out in public by my teammates [It sucks], it is nothing surprising compared to the sons who just come home and work harder.

At least Alfred is smiling more every day now, even turning a blind eye to the occasional cookie that Dick sneaks out to Bruce for himself.

Of course, you can't drink less milk, and neither can vegetable juice.

Aside from these things, the atmosphere at Wayne Manor has been harmonious for the naked eye. As for Jason, who was a little emotionally exploded when he saw Bruce's secretly surprised eyes when he went home for the first few days——

Later, when I felt that the old man looked calm, but he was still a little happy in his heart.

Cough, I don't care much about it.

Anyway, Jason now has a special understanding of some of his father's little thoughts.

Although this kind of understanding was obviously wrong, but Jason didn't feel anything abnormal.

Even if he occasionally feels that he can feel Bruce's emotions, is this a bit wrong thought... But the moment this kind of thought appears, he often doesn't know if it is caused by some strange thing. Interference, and then instantly forgotten in the back of my mind.

But in general, the situation is good, at least the Bat family has been in rare harmony for a while, although the relationship between each other is still extremely stiff due to the sudden change, but at least there has been a change in a good direction Case.

And the beginning of all this seems to have gradually emerged from the time when Batman was small.

From Baby Bruce's perspective, Bruce is grateful for the energy because it breathes new life into Wayne Manor, but from Batman's perspective, things get a lot more serious.

Just as Bruce actually never believed in the return of nothing in the first place, even though these energies have been conveying a friendly message, Bruce never let his guard down for a moment.

Regardless of the unknown source of energy, the energy itself is so powerful that Batman suddenly transformed his body without any defense.

Just looking at the feeling that these energies sometimes give him, it is very, very strange and special.

Bruce actually mentioned this point in the discussion with Zatanna in the watchtower, but because there was no problem detected in the end, he had to let it go.

Of course, whether it is detected or not is another matter. The most critical problem is that this feeling seems to only be felt when facing a specific person, and even if it is facing a specific person, it does not always feel this way.

It's a very subtle, peculiar feeling, and when it exists very rarely, it doesn't even drive energy fluctuations.

Just like now.

"Mr. Wayne?" The little reporter in front of him stood a little nervously in front of Bruce, tall and stooped, and under the black-rimmed glasses, those beautiful blue eyes seemed to have covered their original brilliance.

Clark Kent, a reporter for the Daily Planet, an ordinary man's vest under Superman's skin, and rumored to be Bruce Wayne's lover.

Of course, some people said it was Superman's concubine. After all, a recent interview with Superman directly pushed this little reporter who signed up for Planet Day into the limelight.

I interviewed myself, and God knows Clark was pretty embarrassed doing it.

But he couldn't help but—

Hey, don't ask, it's really miserable to ask.

Unfortunately, recently, Clark wanted to take a detour when he saw Lex Luthor's big bald head.

But now is not the time to discuss Lex Luthor. What needs to be paid attention to now is the baby Brucey in front of him.

……

Because of the previous Wayne Group robbery incident, coupled with the subsequent watchtower disclosure incident, Clark has been a little unspeakably guilty when facing Bruce recently.

Not to mention that I don't know if Bruce ordered it these few nights. Anyway, the birdballs looked at him with vigilance, as if they were looking at a human trafficker, which made Clark even more guilty.

Apple pie couldn’t be delivered, and every time he entered Gotham, he had to be guarded by Batman’s assistants. Even Bruce didn’t really want to see him for a while. This made Mr. Superman, who was once the best partner in the world with Batman, feel sad.

But he also knew that what he did was indeed wrong, but the problem was that he still didn't know how to deal with it.

After all, the usual Superman usually hits a straight ball on this kind of problem, and he can say whatever he wants frankly, but this time the situation is very special, and the straight ball can't be played.

You must know that the premise of playing a straight ball is to be honest enough, but when it comes to sucking Bruce Jr., Superman can't be honest.

What should he say?Should he run up to Bruce, grab Bruce and say, "B is really sorry, but please believe me, I don't mean anything else, whether it's the magic or what happened later, it's all from my heart, I just Want to suck you up, really."

Even if it wasn't because he disliked that he didn't write enough self-criticisms, and he didn't die quickly enough.

Batman, who used to be uncomfortable when he hit a straight ball in the past, might become angry every minute, and he would be angry if he took out a kryptonite.

This is really too difficult.

But it’s impossible not to say it, after all, Bruce’s attitude towards him recently is really weird, if he doesn’t do anything, and when Bruce calms down, then maybe he won’t have anything to do with sucking Bruce.

It’s impossible to say it, and it’s impossible not to say it. Clark is in a rare direct embarrassment.

So after thinking about it, Clark decided to save a wave of himself, and by the way, think about his better life in the future, and contribute to his future career of smoking Bruce.

Clark went back to the Fortress of Solitude and asked Joel for help.

As for why she didn't go back to the Kansas farm... Didn't Martha know that Bruce had become smaller? Telling the whole thing again, Clark felt that his shame table might burst.

And most importantly, he didn't want Martha to worry about whether there was a problem with his relationship with Bruce.

So it was wise to find Joe, after all, Joe was a witness to some of Clark's shameful experiences.

Well, maybe.

Standing in front of his own father, Clark briefly talked about recent events, and looked at Joe expectantly: "...That's how things are. Bruce doesn't know why he suddenly refused me to enter Gotham recently." Clark, for example, tried to make Joe understand the seriousness of the matter: "He also refused my apple pie."

Bruce wouldn't have said no to that before, never - he'd just resent that the apple pie didn't have enough sugar...

But this is not the point.

The point is - "Joe, what should I do?"

Joel: "..." This is not a question of how to do it, the question is, my dear son, what you said - "Is there something wrong with what you said?"

Clark was deeply confused: "What's wrong?"

Joel: "..." Nothing is right, my son!

Joe tried his best to make his words tactful: "I remember you brought Bruce home last time?"

Clark: "..." It's a tact to say that you bring people home, it's direct robbery!

But the old father is willing to save some face for his son, and the person whose face is saved doesn't have to be caught so that he can't step down, right?

Clark said firmly: "Yes."

So here comes the question—"You were under magic, and the essence of this magic is to make you do the most despicable things?"

Clark: "Yeah." He hasn't noticed anything wrong yet.

But Joe couldn't stand it anymore: "Then don't you think you brought Bruce Wayne home, and you did the most despicable thing?"

You even gave Batman a little fluffy hat with ears, and a little pajamas with a little tail on it.

The key point is Krypton technology, hats and clothes are all there, but the clothes do not have biotechnology components, but the hats do.

Clark: "...?"

He felt it. Wasn't it that he was sucking Bruce Jr. in his dreams for a while? If he was under the spell, he would be hit directly. Although he was very ashamed after waking up, it was normal.

Clark was even more puzzled.

He didn't understand what Joe meant.

But Joe seems to hate iron and steel very much.

And I don't know why, this kind of appearance seems a little strangely familiar, which inexplicably reminds Clark of his partner's old housekeeper.

——It seems that when Alfred mentioned that Bruce Wayne was still single a few times, he used this tone and attitude...

and many more!

wrong!

Joe! ? ? ?

Clark was taken aback.

He paused, and suddenly realized a very fatal problem.

Known: First: I secretly prepared the little clothes for a long time with the help of Joe, and Joe participated in the whole process.

Second: I don’t know what kind of mentality it was after I finished it. Anyway, I was obsessed with it and thought about what effect it would be if it was a big Bruce, so I made a big one, but I know better than the small one. There may be little hope of being worn by Bruce, so they are left in the corner to eat ashes.

Third: I took Bruce back and changed Bruce's clothes.

Fourth: What many people can see is not necessarily the little Bruce.

Fifth: People who can't see little Bruce are often disturbed by special things, and what they see is a logical state, just like when the gangster pushed little Bruce before, it stands to reason that he pushed down on little Bruce Bruce’s shoulder, but he will think that he is the shoulder of the big Bruce who is pushing flat, and all the people around who can’t see the little Bruce will think that the gangster’s push is no problem, only those who can see the little Bruce will find that he is not reaching out flat push...

Sixth: This seems to be able to hide from the camera.

Clark: "..."

Clark: "..."

"Joe, can I ask the Batman you saw..." Clark said with difficulty, "Is he big or small?"

Joe was quite strange: "Batman hasn't changed from peacetime."

Clark: "..."

Clark: "..."

Rao... According to this calculation, in Joe's eyes, what he did to little Bruce was all he did to big Bruce.

Kissing and hugging, rubbing ears, hugging on lap, pinching face, conjoined baby hug...

- It's over.

As a Kryptonian, Clark, who actually didn't need to breathe, felt a terrible sense of suffocation at this moment.

The author has something to say:

Just... Joe couldn't see it, surprise, hehehe.

PS: There should be a third shift today~ Because there are classes, it will be too late before [-]:[-], so try to be as early as possible, but the time is not guaranteed, and it will be before [-]:[-] pm at the latest!