[Comprehensive British and American] Group favorite Wayne

It is impossible to be obedient. If the old Jason used to speak to him in such a commanding tone, regardless of what Red Robin said in the headset, there would be a high probability that he would be bombed.

And it will be fried violently and quickly.

A sweet picture of a father knocking on the door in the middle of the night to care (?) whether his son is mentally normal will directly evolve into a passionate fight between father and son. If someone comes to fight at this time, it will directly evolve into a scuffle on the spot.

Unambiguously, not at all discounted, because that's how things normally go.

As the bat's bird ball, each of them had a fight with each other and with the old father not once or twice, and it was not called a fight if there was no blood.

They often talk about caring, but in fact they are more ruthless than anyone else.

This is probably a way of exchanging feelings that belongs to the bat family, and its uniqueness is probably the only one on the entire earth.

Therefore, is it still a weird thing to fight with your father?It doesn't count against Jason anyway.

But the problem is that he can't do it now.

How to say.

We all know that Red Hood has a bad temper, and we all know that Jason's irritability level has skyrocketed after being resurrected and turned into Red Hood.If Bruce was a normal figure, a normal size, it wouldn't be uncommon for him to do it.

The problem is, this Bruce is small, less than one meter short, and the whole is a bat ball. His wrists and ankles are so thin that it makes people feel distressed, and his figure is even more slender and frail. When he came to talk Everyone has to keep their heads up.

He is much younger than Damian, and he is not the character of Damian who makes people feel uncomfortable when he speaks. When he is not wearing armor, his whole temperament is... even more precious than Baby Bruce. .

Even with a frown and a bat-like seriousness at this moment, it's really hard for people to have any negative emotions.

More like a pretentious child.

No matter how insane Jason was, he wouldn't do anything to such a little Bruce.

That's really...seriously speaking, I feel uneasy conscience.

Not to mention that not so long ago, Jason remembered Bruce being vaguely pleased with Dick and what he called "missing him."

And I don't know if he had too much water in his head tonight. After being reminded by Tim, after calming down for a few seconds, when Jason looked at Bruce again, it was vaguely like what he felt before. As happy as Bruce was, he felt some other subtle emotions in him at this time.

To be honest, this feeling is faint, but clear enough.

—Worry, concern, or tension.Not even any other emotion.

Jason was silent for a while, and the headset was also quiet. He didn't know whether the other person had just turned off the microphone or was watching a movie with his mouth shut.

But none of that matters, because it's him, not Tim or Dick, who's up against Bruce.

And now, Bruce was waiting for his answer—although the answer didn't seem to matter, after all, he looked as if he was going to do it next second.

Fine.

Jason let out a sigh of relief in his heart—it was right to coax the child, who made the old man look smaller now?

Jason: "OK."

He followed Bruce to the Batcave after all.

To be honest, it was really frustrating. After all, Jason hadn't stopped all night. After finishing the matter at hand, Dick pulled him out and squatted on top of the blob to guard Batman.Then after squatting for an hour or two without squatting, he was dragged by Dick to Wayne Manor because of a communication from Tim.

Immediately afterwards, he was caught off guard by a wave of little Bruce's fright.After finishing the work, he was bewitched by the cat-eared Batman again, and was caught on the spot when he climbed the window at night.

And then came back and hadn't rested for a few minutes before being grabbed by Bruce and taken to the Batcave again.

Jason originally thought that this was the most ups and downs of the night, but unexpectedly, after being caught in the Batcave, he faced a lot of inexplicable tests.

Focus on the brain.

Jason: "..." This is fucking annoying.

——No, it’s been a long time since I came back. You were still happy for my return one minute, and you will arrest me to the Batcave to check if there is any brain problem in the next minute.

This is a fucking thing that a father can do! ?You are so happy! ?

The most important thing is why Dicky Bird came back with him, and Dicky Bird did the silly things together, and what Dicky Bird did was even more extreme, and he looked more like him It was his brain that got into the water, and it turned out that he was the only one in Batman's place to be examined.

damn it!Why!

Jason felt excluded and discriminated against.

Little did he know that Bruce was also quite puzzled at this moment. He checked Jason almost from the inside out, from head to toe, and focused on his brain. But in fact, the final test results showed that Jason was a little There is no problem except for staying up late, lack of sleep, and a little injury on the body.

There is no energy interference, no anomaly caused by the possibility of escaping energy, nothing.

But that's actually the biggest problem.

——Jason's attitude towards him is very strange.

Bruce thought about it, but he didn't mean to ask Jason to check it again.

Firstly, it wasn't necessary, and secondly, Jason looked like he was about to explode.

To be honest, Bruce is happy that Jason can go home, and he doesn't want to make things too bad, especially when Jason's attitude towards him is obviously softened.

Even this moderation itself reveals a kind of unusualness.

But where is the problem?

Bruce squeezed the report card in his hand, frowning tightly.

He didn't think this situation was normal. After all, no one knew better than himself about his son. Bruce knew Jason's attitude towards him very well.

There must be problems, but they haven't been exposed yet.

This kind of detached thing inevitably made Bruce feel anxious.

Especially since this itself was created around him - Tim, Alfred, even Wonder Woman Diana, and now Jason, Dick and so on and so on, almost everyone has been in contact with him There have been some attitude changes, more or less.

This is definitely not a coincidence.

Many conspiracy theories were running through Bruce's head. Considering the energy fluctuations displayed on the detector tonight, and Jason's abnormal reaction without any trace of disturbance, he decided to talk to Zatar again as soon as possible. Na contact.

He doubted the energy in him, and there might be something else that hasn't been discovered yet.

……

And as for where is Zatanna who is said to be scheduled to contact at this moment?She's on the watchtower right now.

As an outside staff of the Justice League, Zatanna is really rare to stay in the Watchtower for so long.

This is not bad, after all, she has nothing to do recently, and with Bruce's problems, it is safer to stay in the watchtower for a while to study the energy for a while, not to mention the consideration of Diana and Flash Barry in the watchtower. Situation, self-contained ice cream machine and snack library, these are all paid for by Bruce, among other things, the quality is very good first, the taste is even better, and there are many kinds of snacks that are relatively expensive and rare.

Is the environment good?good.

After a short stay, Zatanna didn't think there was any problem anyway.

The main thing she can't stand is this group of teammates of Bruce.

In fact, this is the third time they have met privately without telling Batman in just a few days. Help cast a spell to cover up the fact that they're in a meeting.

In the first two meetings, because the personnel sometimes have different things, they may not be able to get all in place. In addition, it is necessary to consider whether magic can really hide Batman's magical surveillance camera, which can even capture the trajectory of Superman's movements, so it has not been serious. After opening, it can be regarded as more or less a dress rehearsal.

The meeting still needs a rehearsal, and this operation is really speechless.

But that's not what made Zatanna feel speechless the most. What made her the most unbearable was the theme of this group of people's meetings.

——[How to treat Batman]

Yes, that's right, how to treat Batman.

Let's not mention the slots of the meeting itself, just look at the theme.

In fact, from Zatanna’s point of view, this cannot be called [how to treat Batman], the theme of this meeting should be directly called [how to take care of and protect a weak, helpless, fragile and pitiful armless (in the eyes of teammates) The baby with the power to bind the chicken].

Pay attention to the key points, this baby is Bruce, or Batman.

It was so scary.

Zatanna thought.

She even began to wonder if Bruce was a baby who needed a pacifier in the eyes of these Justice League members.

No, so what the hell gave you the illusion that Batman would need care and protection.

Of course, this doesn't mean that Batman doesn't need to be cared for, but, isn't this level a bit too much?

Zatanna listened and began to search for the steel bones of "children under one meter in daily life needing attention" very seriously. After the search, she expressed her search results in a simple and clear manner, and then compared these results with The Flash and Green Lantern. Xia and others started a heated discussion——

She can't take it anymore, and the sexy witch feels like she has a stomachache.

Forgive her for not being able to understand this group of people's sudden desire to protect—after all, in Zatanna's eyes, Batman is really just an ordinary Batman, with a height of nearly 1.9 meters, tight muscles, and Martha, an urban legend that seems difficult to get along with.

"I remember that the report that Bruce showed everyone seemed to include an analysis of his physical fitness?" Zatanna turned her head and whispered to Wonder Woman who was sitting not far from her.

After all, although Wonder Woman also participated in the meeting, at least compared to Flash and Green Lantern, and even compared to Cyborg, she looks much more reliable: "They are so excited."

Simply excited, Zatanna felt that she could still understand, but this level was a bit too much.

Batman is not the type who needs his teammates to follow him closely and take care of him all the time. As an ordinary person, his ability and will are comparable to those of gods.

The previous Batman was a perfect example of going into battle with injuries. A few broken ribs and a few shots are the same as a normal person, except that it will make the already bad temper worse, which will basically not affect the combat effectiveness. So much so that it's often forgotten that Bruce is a human being who can get hurt.

At that time, Bruce didn't have the energy blessing he has now, he didn't have Superman's steel body, and he didn't heal quickly like the Flash when he was injured. recover.

And now the report clearly shows that as long as Bruce doesn't turn to ashes in an instant, no matter what the injury is, it doesn't take an hour to be intact, and this is only temporary. After all, this terrible recovery ability is still being strengthened over time. You must be safe at any time in your life, why are these people tensed instead?

Is there any problem with this order of caring about people?

Zatanna felt like rolling her eyes.

On the other hand, Diana, who didn't stop everyone from the meeting from the beginning, was quite understandable.

"Boys always have some unique reactions in some special aspects, which is normal." Diana smiled, then nodded when the Flash came to Barabara to share her views, and then said to Zatanna: "But It’s not just that.”

More in fact, the impression Batman was kidnapped by Superman before was too deep.

And the most important thing is that people are visual animals. Baby Brucey's appearance and slender figure give him a noble temperament at first glance. Even if he knows that this guy is a dark old bat, he is not capable It's hard not to have a mentality of wanting to care about the increase instead of the increase.

This is like Superman always being cautious when facing cats and cats. It is an instinctive reaction of superheroes to weakness.

Although in fact, Batman is not considered weak, and he can't even touch it at all.

But still the same sentence, for children, everyone will involuntarily take care of them and want to protect them.

Not to mention that little Bruce is so cute.

Therefore, to a certain extent, the poisoning is not shallow, but Diana, who is not so exposed, can still understand everyone's current behavior.

Green Lantern and The Flash are purely big boys who have been suppressed for a long time. After the incident, they found that the old bat who suppressed him suddenly turned into a little bat. Now there is no Batman present at the meeting, so they naturally start to let themselves go.

——These two are usually very skinny when Batman is around, and now they are even more skinny.

As for the steel frame, it was simply misleading.

It's not easy to say about Neptune, after all, he doesn't really have a strong sense of existence.

As for the Martian Manhunter, he sat there very silently at the beginning of the meeting, with an expression of "Leave me alone, let me shut myself up", and I don't know how many strange and messy things he was forced to receive from everyone in the meeting amazing idea.

And Superman, it's still calm.

At least for now, he can keep a calm mind and not join the release of Flash and Green Lantern, trying to maintain an aura as the chairman of the alliance-although it seems useless, after all, the style of this meeting was not very good from the beginning Satisfied.

But anyway, the theme is still clear, and everyone actually knows in their hearts that it is not reliable to be unreliable when they are gagging and chatting casually.

Of course, the way to solve this problem is still very simple and crude.

"Then it's settled?" The Flash said, "This is really exciting. I mean, we set up an encrypted channel group without telling Batman."

"But will this really not be discovered by Batman?" The Flash worried: "If we are discovered, we will die. I don't want to write a review."

"Hey, take it easy Barry, think about the more exciting things in the future, we are going to secretly protect and take care of Batman!" Green Lantern patted Barry on the shoulder, looking inexplicably excited: "And the group building will be handled by Cyborg , we can ask Zatanna to cast magic on the channel, as if we are in a meeting now."

"Okay, that sounds great, but is it really okay for us to do this?" Clark interjected: "I don't think B will be happy."

Or absolutely not happy.

Zatanna complained that she felt that she had seen what the people who participated in this event would face in the future.

Protect Batman-

This is really true.

It's not that it's not good, it's just that everyone's so-called care and protection direction is a bit biased.

It looks more like I have nothing to do and want to play... although the intention is still good.

Hal: "Think about the size of Batman now, he's still a kid, Robin is older than him, and he has to watch the night in places like Gotham."

Barry said: "Maybe I have to face the prying eyes of some villains with superpowers."

Clark suddenly felt that he was queried: "..."

Barry hurriedly explained: "Of course, I'm not talking about you big blue, I'm just giving a small example—"

Not long ago, he really spied on Batman and put it into action. Without saying a word, he took people away, kissed him, hugged him and held him high. Superman showed a tired smile: "I know."

"So it seems that you have already made a decision?" Diana settled the scene very calmly.

Everyone nodded: "Of course."

In the past, it was Batman who gave them the bottom line, but now that Batman has become smaller, although the ability is the same as usual, they can't just do nothing.

Then take care of Batman secretly.

As for the accidental inhalation of the little Batman on the way to take care of it... that can only be called a coincidence, right?

Everyone thought in unison, and silently gave a thumbs up to their witty self in their hearts.

Martian Manhunter: "..."

Martian Manhunter was silent.

But in any case, this matter has been determined by now, and it is completely clear to protect and take care of the shrunken Batman.

All this seems to be fine, but they obviously overlooked a key thing.

That is, when everyone has agreed to protect Batman when they are free, if everyone is free at the same time, how will the person who protects Batman be allocated.

They didn't discuss any of these, so a rather terrible problem arose.

——Of course, this kind of death is not mainly aimed at Batman himself, it is mainly aimed at those not very honest elements in Gotham.

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