[Comprehensive British and American] Group favorite Wayne

Clark really has never felt so clearly that Lex Luthor is a scourge.

He was wearing a Superman uniform, floating in the sky above the metropolis, bathed in warm sunshine-this should have been a pleasant and beautiful day, the rare peace of the metropolis, so peaceful that he only needed to go to the toilet Just go out and save a few cats that can't get down from the tree.

But the status quo is not like this at all... At this time, Superman seems to be scorched on a kryptonite frying pan, and he is inexplicably a little listless.

He originally thought that being enchanted by magic and being ruthlessly watched by his teammates in the watchtower was already fatal, but the worst thing was that he was caught by Bruce and taken into the lounge to experience the "cruel and inhumane" sanction, but he turned back from the watchtower to the main building after he was done. Only then did he realize that the previous ones were nothing but trifles.

Because now not only the people of Metropolis and Gotham, but basically the whole world knows that he took Bruce Wayne away.

The Internet is full of speculations about Superman and Bruce Wayne, and the gossip is a mess, because it involves Superman and the little prince of Gotham, and Bruce Wayne himself is the patron of the Justice League. Incredibly hot.

How serious is the matter?It was so serious that on the first day Clark returned to the Daily Planet, he was caught by Ivan and shared a wave of wonderful gossip.

Well, it’s wonderful, it’s wonderful for other people, because the name of this gossip is——[Reasonably discussing those injuries on Bruce Wayne’s body that are said to be caused by extreme sports. *excuse]

Needless to say, just looking at it is quite reasonable. This reporter, who does not know which newspaper, used a very academic tone to dig into the so-called "extreme sports" that Bruce Wayne has received over the years. hurt.

It looked very professional at first glance, and analyzed those wounds according to various regulations. Although the wounds really looked like extreme sports, they may not be caused by Superman. After all, everyone knows that Superman has a body of steel. Every time he played, the battle damage soared, and it was not impossible to cause accidental scars regardless of severity.

The reason why everyone didn’t think about Superman at all before is because Bruce is from Gotham, and there is a Batman in Gotham. Everyone knows that the big bat in Gotham is very possessive. Not so many, so it was dark under the lights.

Of course, the key point is the previous video. Although the picture quality is high and blurry, anyone with a discerning eye can see the gentleness mixed with roughness in the action, and the most important thing is that it is skilled enough.It's not the first time to hug like this, it's easy to handle, an old hand.

Bruce Wayne likes to find excitement. What else in the world is more exciting than carrying Batman and Superman together?

This is Superman, Man of Steel, and the perfect chest muscles that Bruce publicly praised on social platforms before.

In addition, when Superman became black, he chose to snatch Bruce Wayne away at the first time. Isn't this enough to prove anything?

Therefore, it is reasonable to speculate that Superman and Bruce Wayne must have had an affair, or a deep affair.

Clark: ………

Clark glanced at the number of likes and comments on this news, and fell into a deep autism.

But this is not the most autistic, because as we all know, Clark is a reporter. The matter of Superman and Bruce has caused a sensation all over the world. A newspaper office with a bit of brain would not let this explosive point remain indifferent.

The Daily Planet is a bit special. After all, the boss is one of the gossips. It’s okay to talk about the usual messy gossip. Wayne has never cared about it.

"I think we may not be able to participate." Ai Wen said regretfully after sharing a wave of gossip.

Clark: "...well, that's really a pity." As he spoke, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

It's a pity that this breath of relief was not finished, and he was held back again, because obviously, he was relieved too early.

Almost less than half an hour after finishing talking with Ivan, Louise came over with great momentum.

This sexy lady is Clark's boss. She has helped the town boy a lot in life and work, and she usually has a good relationship. It's just that she obviously wouldn't come to Clark at this time—if there is no task arrangement.

Clark looked up suspiciously: "Louise?"

"Lucky town boy, you can stop what you're doing." The sexy lady didn't hold back: "There's news from above." She said straight to the point: "Your new mission is to interview Superman."

Clark: "..."

Clark was startled: "Interview with Superman!?"

Clark had a bad premonition in his heart.

Louise's next words confirmed his hunch.

"Yes, it's the interview with Superman, about the recent Superman who went bad and kidnapped Bruce Wayne - the higher authorities attach great importance to this task, as long as you succeed in the interview, the bonus is not a problem." Louise smiled: "Clark, what's the matter?" But a good opportunity."

What a good opportunity?Embarrassing good chance?Then let's go...

Clark felt bitter in his heart: "...But, I'm not very familiar with Superman, and we don't see each other all the time. This——Louis, I'm not suitable for this task."

Public execution in front of his own people is already very difficult, but now he has to interview himself, that is simply the public execution of the whole world-although strictly speaking he has already been executed once.

But still embarrassing, capitalized embarrassment.

"Actually, I don't think you are suitable, after all, you and Superman and Bruce Wayne..." Louise sighed, looking at Clark with a little subtlety in his eyes: "But you can't refuse this, the whole planet You are the only one who has received an exclusive interview with Superman in the daily... Of course, this is not the most important reason, the important thing is that it was proposed by Bruce Wayne, who asked you to be interviewed by name."

"Clark, you can't shirk."

Unless you don't want to work on the Daily Planet.

Clark: "..."

Oh, Bruce asked for it.

Clark silently swallowed the words that he planned to evade.

Fine.

Thinking of the hours when he sucked the little cutie from various angles, hugged and held high in various ways, he even rubbed Bruce's little ear in front of Tim, kissed Bruce's face, and put aside all these unpleasant things. Say, just look at the little fluffy ears on Bruce's head that were taken off for three whole days——

Hey.

Sure enough, if you smoke bats too high, you will suffer retribution. The happiness at that time was really happy, and the retribution came really fast after the happiness was over.

And this retribution actually came in batches.

Clark was dejected: "I see."

……

Solve the sins you have done by yourself.

In fact, apart from interviewing myself, recalling the stupid things I blackened and doing, and needing to make them public is too shameful, I have to say that this is indeed a good solution to the current situation.

Superman blackened in public, no matter whether it caused serious consequences or not, the Justice League must give an explanation for this matter.

After all, Superman blackened first, Wonder Woman and Martian Manhunter forcibly forced a confession from Lex Luthor, and after Bruce came back, he was bored in Wayne Manor for more than two days and did not show up. Xia's inexplicable and unprecedented manic way of doing things.

Everyone in the Justice League has been in one situation after another for a while, so I still have to talk about this matter.

After all, there are too many people in this world who don't like the Justice League, and it is not impossible to attack this matter.

It is true that because of the special composition of the members of the Justice League, most people don't really care about what outsiders think of them-not to mention, Batman himself often performs "I scold myself".

Still, paradox is something to be aware of.

As the trigger of all this, Superman who returned to normal after being blackened is the best candidate for an explanation. After all, he was the one who was blacked out, and he was also the one who did messy things that led to a series of subsequent situations.

As far as the best solution is concerned, it is better to hold a press conference and clarify the recent events as Superman, and there is no need to worry about other things.

But at the end of the day, considering that a certain little reporter is ashamed to give a cat ear password, it seems that he stomps his feet and disappears in the Milky Way every minute-he should interview himself, so that he can make a deep review from his own point of view. The serious consequences caused by the magic can be regarded as a long memory.

Of course, this does not mean that there is no need to write a review. After all, Bruce is Bruce, and Batman is Batman. The perfect score is so perfect. Naturally, the different identities and different situations of the smart score will be counted separately. Bruce’s being tied up is in the past. Well, Batman couldn't take off the cat ears for three consecutive days, so that he had to watch the night with a pair of moving ears, but it hasn't passed yet.

God knows that during those few days of Batman Night Watch, he really had to force himself to maintain his peace of mind.

After all, Krypton Biotechnology's plush little ears bound to DNA are really super amazing. They are airplane ears when they are in a bad mood, airplane ears when they are angry, and airplane ears when they are alert. They are all airplane ears except happy ones. .

As we all know, Batman needs to wear a helmet when he goes out to watch at night. There is no problem with his normal small head, but now he has two small ears. The small ears can only be squeezed into the bat ears on the top of the head.

There is no problem with the appearance, but when the mood fluctuates badly, you can put on the airplane ear without saying anything, and it will be synchronized directly, causing the original equipment in the bat ear to have poor signal.

Batman: "..."

I was very angry and delayed things.

Of course, the emotional feedback of the small ears is obviously not only negative emotions. In fact, when Bruce is happy, these two furries are not much better, although as far as Batman himself is concerned, he is very happy It's really rare, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Especially this little ear is just like a detector, it is incredibly sensitive to emotional perception!It makes people wonder if Superman has installed some kind of radar against Batman inside...

In fact, this little ear will stand up involuntarily when it is happy, and then show various situations that may not be better than the airplane ear according to the degree of happiness.

Just looking back at the first night of Gotham, in front of Red Robin Tim, one of Batman's two small ears couldn't help shaking happily after eating the cookies, very lively, even In fact, I don't have any expression at all, and the little Bruce with two small ears also looks cute.

Witnessing this moment, Tim almost choked to death in the Batcave without taking a sip of coffee. His eyes were full of disbelief mixed with eagerness, and sometimes anger and entanglement from which he didn't know the source. In short, it was quite complicated.

On the contrary, Alfred was quite calm. Seeing his little master's ears tremble, he reached out to touch it, and gave suggestions on how to change the bat ear equipment on the bat armor due to the disturbance of the little ears.

It can be said that it is very troublesome.

After all, these two little ears move not only when eating cookies, but also when drinking milk and lying in bed.

This once caused Tim to volunteer to go up and wake Bruce up for the past three days. It looks like shaking outside the white quilt, and even because of lack of sleep, when called to get up, those two small ears will shake very unhappy and then lie down into unhappy airplane ears.

cute! ! !Capital letter! ! !

Tim couldn't resist this at all, and spent every day waiting for the morning light to go up and wake Bruce up.

As for what Tim thinks, Bruce himself also knows what he thinks. Although he himself feels particularly repulsed by this thing that is almost equal to an emotional sensor, Bruce does not show his son's closeness on the surface, but he still feels a little bit in his heart. Happy.

The most important thing is that it is impossible for him to get up by himself, and Alfred is happy to see Tim and Bruce get better and better, so naturally he will not do anything to stop it.

Simply put, the ear will only stay on top of his head for three days, and once the ear is taken off for three days, all problems will be gone.

It's just that the old butler and Tim obviously liked the pair of small ears so much that after taking the ears back from the watchtower to the Batcave, both Tim and Alfred looked a bit regretful.

But Batman would never wear them back.

Therefore, after the cute little hat with small ears was taken down, it was directly confiscated under Superman's eager gaze, and then thrown in the Batcave to eat ashes. It is estimated that the chance of taking it out in the future is not very great.

But this is not the point, the point is, so many things are combined, who will write the review if Superman doesn't write the review?

To write, you must write, and you must write deeply.

Although even Clark doesn't know how profound this thing is, after all, the act of sucking Batman is completely from the heart, and even recalling the happy time when he sucked Baby Brucey before, Superman actually feels guilty and still has a little aftertaste .

Hey, but this must not be said, otherwise Batman, who is full of self-esteem, might not really want to blow up.

In short, Superman was pitifully pitted by Lex Luthor. He had to conduct self-talking interviews, and also had to write a review, a large-scale hard-pressing scene.

This guy made it so that when Superman flew over the Metropolis and passed the Lex Group these days, his mood was not usually complicated.

Especially from time to time, he could see that shiny bald head standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, staring at him with hatred and vigilance, as well as various negative emotions. That expression, those who didn't know it, thought his big bald head Superman shaved it for him.

It's hard to say.

Clark really felt that it was too difficult for him.

If it wasn't for Lex's troubles, how could he be enchanted, and how could he be forced (in fact, very happy) to snatch Bruce and have a good time?Although he sucked happily.

Lex Luthor, Superman's nemesis, is safe and sound.

But Superman really can't do anything to him. After all, this guy is very cunning, and some shady methods are covered up perfectly. Even if he wants to send someone to prison, there is no good excuse.

The only thing to be thankful for is that the magic that has been prepared for a long time directly caused Superman to do unexpected tricks. In addition, he was stunned by Wonder Woman and Martian Manhunter. At least it is temporarily impossible for him to do anything in a short time. What a moth.

As it stands, Superman is safe for now.

Well, if it wasn't for Tim who immediately covered the situation of Batman's shrinking, because of Clark's coquettish operation, he suddenly couldn't cover up this fact, so that he attracted the attention of the other two birds.