[Comprehensive British and American] Group favorite Wayne

For the residents of Arkham Asylum in the main world, their life has been a bit bitter recently.

It can be said that since the last Batman mitosis incident, their life is not a bit sad-they seem to be targeted by Batman.

This description is actually not very accurate. After all, the resident people in the Arkham Asylum are basically Batman's focus. There is no deviation at all. Many people can doubt the For surveillance cameras, Batman definitely has authority, so he might sneak in at some point while no one else notices, and focus on monitoring them.

If, before that, they thought that Batman might only have surveillance authority, then after being caught and beaten up every now and then when he was about to escape from prison, they could be sure-this fucking Batman definitely has authority! ! ! !absolute! ! ! !

It's true :)

The people in Arkham were very unhappy.

After all, everyone has a little bit of obsession with Batman, which means that they want to do things to get Batman out more often when they go out, but this does not mean that they like to be directly attacked before they have time to do things. Grab it, beat it and throw it back into Arkham.

What makes people angry is that this big black bat hurts the thief when it hits people. The fist hits the body, giving people the feeling that it is not a fist at all. It should be called a hammer directly. I don’t know. Does it come with some strange buffs, most people will be hammered to death, except for some things that don’t feel right, or clowns who are happy when they are beaten, no one wants to be beaten by Batman, Although in fact, judging from their behavior, every time they go out to do something to attract Batman, that is purely looking for a fight.

But this is not important, what is important is that Batman hits people, it really hurts.

And the clown who attracted the most firepower and had the highest success rate of jailbreak before has been fucking stupid recently, so that the iron fist that Batman should have fallen on the clown was evenly distributed to other unlucky people.

Just fucked up.

The Riddler looked at the Joker locked opposite him with a disheveled face, and cursed Batman ten thousand times in his heart.

Logically speaking, as a slightly less harmful Riddler, he would not be imprisoned here, but he has become so hated recently that the whole of Arkham, now not only the patrolling guards are afraid There is annoyance in it, and what is even more annoying is the group of psychopaths who are also regular residents of Arkham.

We all know that the Riddler is obsessed with Batman. Every time he escapes from the Arkham Asylum, he starts trying to add a little more green paint to Gotham, and tries to make Batman follow his will to solve those who were attacked by him. The little riddles hidden in Gotham, even this guy seems to have a sick mind, you have to solve it according to his intentions, if you insist on mocking you for not being able to solve it, your brain is not as smart as him, there are a lot of blah blah, blah blah. It's just a chatterbox, and when it's solved, it's unbelievable, and it continues to blah blah [how is this possible] a lot, like this-very annoying.

In the past, the Riddler's reputation among the permanent residents of Arkham was even not very good. To be precise, the closest relationship with him is estimated to be only one Penguin. After all, I am afraid that only a little penguin can stand the Riddler for a day. It was okay to talk nonsense until the end of the night. As for whether it is really bearable or has other plans, let’s not talk about it for the time being. Anyway, there are not many people in Arkham who want to partner with the Riddler.

And if no partner just represents the former Arkham, then now, it probably needs to be replaced.

——They all want to kill the Riddler, that idiot :)

Can you believe it, because Batman is too sensitive and seems to be staring at Arkham Asylum 24 hours a day, so that after the Riddler has no chance to escape to hide the riddle, he actually started trying to shift the target from Batman to Arkham on the rest of Tom.

The place where the riddles are hidden has changed from Gotham to the Arkham Asylum. In order not to reduce the difficulty of the riddles, the permanent residents of all major Arkhams have begun to be harassed by the riddlers.

For example, Harvey Dante, the double-faced man, was about to go to bed one day, and found that his pillow was glowing with oily green light. When he turned his head, he found a Riddler trophy next to his pillow.

I don't know how the Riddler got in. Harvey: "..." Fuck! ! ! !

So that day, the Riddler was beaten up by the double-faced man.

Similar situations are still happening in every corner of Arkham, although Arkham is much smaller than Gotham, but!For the Riddler, he can hide trophies everywhere he wants.

What toilets, bedrooms, cafeterias... Can you believe that when Penguin opened his eyes one day, he found a trophy glued to the ceiling.

Seriously, even Penguin can't take it anymore.

After all, the Riddler’s trophy, sometimes he can’t get it just by seeing it. After all, the Riddler’s guy can be seen from his code name, so although very few trophies can be seen Just pick it up, and more, you need to decrypt to get it.

This is fucking annoying.

If you want to say that this puzzle was created by Batman, those Arkham residents may still be a little interested, but the problem is that it's not fucking at all!These riddles were all created by the idiot Riddler, who would solve the Riddler's riddles when he had nothing to do?What's the point?Can you get any happiness?cannot.At most they end up with a Riddler trophy that doesn't do much.

Moreover, the most poisonous thing is that when the riddleman trophy is obtained, if the decryption fails once, it will be installed without knowing how. The pre-recorded riddleman taunts once with the voice, and it is almost the same every time.

It's like asking everyone to get a useless trophy under the pressure of the Riddler.

Fuck, it's all super-reverse, who the hell will eat your set?

decrypt?If it doesn't exist, if you can't get the trophy directly, open it violently. If you really can't open it, then find a time to beat the Riddler.

That's why the Riddler appears here now. After all, I'm afraid only the clown with a broken brain will not choose to beat the Riddler, although he has no interest in these things...

If the fight continues like this, others will die of anger because of the riddle. It is absolutely certain that the riddleman will be killed anyway. Although everyone wishes for this emotionally, from another perspective, they cannot just sit idly by.

But at most it would be a change of position. As for what would happen if the Riddler continued to seek death, that was out of their control.

As the Batmen who live in this world, they can be said to be quite aware of this situation. After all, it is obviously impossible for Batman to focus every second of the day on the monitoring of the Arkham Asylum. Pretty unrealistic.

So the truth about the doubts of the people in Arkham Asylum, "Is Batman doing nothing all day long, or just married and still in the honeymoon period, why so much time to pay attention to Arkham" is actually quite simple—— They work in shifts.

Now counting Bruce, there are a total of five Batman equivalents, two night watchmen, one pretending to be Bruce Wayne, one sleeping and resting, and one staring at the Arkham Asylum, which is perfect.

It can be said that under the maintenance of the five Batman equivalents, Gotham is now better than ever. Of course, it is only compared to the previous Gotham. If they want Gotham to become like other cities, they still have a long way to go. Walk.

But that's not important, what's important is that Arkham is indeed a lot more peaceful now, and the Batmen finally don't have to work around the clock 24 hours a day. Time to get yourself enough sleep, and...a great night out.

Hmm, that's right, that's it.

What is certain is that the Riddler definitely adds fire to Batman's beautiful and happy life. After all, although this guy is good at killing himself from a certain point of view, he also hurts himself a thousand and hurts his enemies eight hundred For example, when the escape success rate of these regular residents of Arkham became low, they turned their anger on the Riddler, and they were really quiet for a long time.

In a way, this was a surprise.

And as for the Riddler who was disliked all day long because of his cheap hands, now because of his poor strength, he would be beaten more often: "..."

Hold! !I don't want you idiots! !Give me Batman in exchange! ! !

He obviously just wanted to attract Batman through these cute Riddler trophies, but he didn't succeed. Instead, the Riddler roared loudly in his heart.

However, the Batmen who are having a good night with their lovers will definitely ignore him. After all, compared to a mental patient with water in his head, of course his partner is more happy?

He's not a piece of wood, he doesn't hug his lover to bed at night to solve riddles with the Riddler, he doesn't say anything else, he just looks at his face and asks the Riddler, are you worthy?

No, he doesn't deserve it.

So the poor little riddle is now doomed to accept the consequences of his own death, being locked up opposite the clown, and accepting the fact that Batman doesn't want to talk to him at all.

The silly Lego clown on the opposite side wore his green glowing fluorescent green hair: "Hey, Riddler, you don't seem to be very good lately. Have you failed to attract little bats again?"

Even the Penguin recently ignored him because he was annoyed, but Batman was not attracted to appear, but was beaten instead, and now he has to watch the Riddler gloating over Joker's misfortune: "..."

He thought about the trophies he had worked so hard to install recently, as well as his current results, and finally - he was autistic.