The First Immortal Gate [Rebirth]

Seeing the kitten pretending to be innocent, Bu Qingshan couldn't help laughing.

Sanxi quickly ran to the bed and helped up the chair. He looked at the food that fell on the ground, and said heartbrokenly: "Little ancestor, if you want to lose your temper, you should put the food aside first! There is no way to pick it up on the ground, isn't it a waste?"

The kitten can actually eat anything, so Bu Qingshan not only prepared milk for it, but also prepared some snacks for it.In order to make it easier for the kittens to eat, Bu Qingshan deliberately broke the snacks into small pieces, which looked somewhat similar to modern cat food.However, now the chairs were overturned, the dishes were smashed, the milk was naturally spilled, and all the snacks fell on the floor. I really couldn't eat any more.

"Meow—" the kitten yelled at Bu Qingshan.

Bu Qingshan quickly put away the smile on his face, and said with a serious face on purpose: "You overturned the chair for no reason, this kind of behavior is too undesirable. If it is normal to waste food like this, I will naturally have to teach you a lesson Yours. However, since you haven’t eaten for three days, you’ll put it on the account first this time. Remember, if you continue to behave like this in the future, then I will count the crime and punish it, which is definitely not light Forgive you."

Although Sanxi felt sorry for those eaters, seeing Bu Qingshan was so serious, he took it seriously, and couldn't help worrying about the kitten.So he hurriedly said: "Young master, I think the kitten didn't do it on purpose...it's so stupid, how could it know that 'who knows what's on the plate, every piece of food is hard work'."

Thank you so much for pleading for my... my body!Lord Demon King said through gritted teeth.

"Where am I really willing to teach it? It's just talking. You know it's not smart enough, so when it does something wrong, I always have to scare it and let it know what it can do and what it can't do " Bu Qingshan explained to Sanxi directly in front of the kitten, "With its current IQ, I dare not have too high expectations for it... I just hope it can become Skinner's white mouse !"

"Young master, you are too stupid, this is a cat, it can't turn into a mouse no matter what!" Sanxi blinked innocently.

"I mean..." Bu Qingshan wanted to explain.

Sanxi suddenly understood, and rushed to say: "Oh! I forgot the basic transformation technique! As long as it can learn the transformation technique solidly, let alone transforming into a mouse, even if it becomes like you, young master It’s no problem! Haha, but that’s so difficult, I haven’t learned it yet.”

Bu Qingshan silently swallowed the words "operant conditioning".Forget it, he should focus on cultivating his own science cat!

However, it is really difficult to raise kittens.Because the kitten can't even understand what they are saying now.Bu Qingshan felt that the kitten didn't look like a spirit beast at all, but like the ordinary stray cats he had seen before crossing.So Bu Qingshan didn't feel angry at all when he saw the kitten getting into trouble.Because "cheap" is the nature of cats, they can't control their cheapness at all!

Of course, basic training is still required.So, Bu Qingshan looked at the kitten and straightened his face again.

The kitten stared at Bu Qingshan for two seconds, then suddenly jumped off the bed and quickly ran to Bu Qingshan's side.In the next second, it lay down on the ground, showed its soft belly, covered its eyes with its two front paws, and let out a "meow" sound from its mouth.

It's so cute!

Seeing his body making such strange movements, Lord Yaohuang silently turned his gaze away.He has no face to look at.

Bu Qingshan's blood tank was quickly emptied, and he quickly switched from "strict father mode" to "loving mother mode".With a "kindly" smile on his face, he squatted down, stroked the kitten's belly, pinched the kitten's paw, and said kindly and "wretchedly": "Okay, okay, I was just joking with you just now! Daddy likes you the most...how dare Daddy punish you! Let's go, Daddy will take you to the kitchen to find something to eat!"

Sanxi: ...

The kitten jumped into Bu Qingshan's arms.

Sanxi quickly said: "Young master, what is your principle?"

"I was eaten by integrity!" Bu Qingshan said.

Sanxi vaguely felt that the morals that the young master mentioned were not the ones he understood, but he still asked casually: "What about the morals?"

"It was eaten by the lower limit!" Bu Qingshan said.

"What about the lower limit?"

"The lower limit... the lower limit was eaten by me!" Bu Qingshan said with a smile.

Mr. Bottom Line, who always thought he could still save him, completely gave up treatment at this moment.

Sanxi swallowed her saliva, and asked, "Then...is the stuffed shrimp delicious? I want to eat it too!"

"Good boy, don't eat that." Bu Qingshan freed up a hand to pat Sanxi's... belly.He is short and can't reach his shoulders.

Sanxi shouted in his heart, he also wants to eat shrimp stuffing, he may not be a good boy!

But Bu Qingshan changed the subject again, and said thoughtfully: "The kitten is actually very powerful, it even overturned the chair." Probably for the convenience of a few young apprentices in their daily use, the ancestor Xihua was arranging various In the room, the tables, chairs and beds were purposely made very short, so they were naturally lighter than normal furniture.But that's it, it's not easy for a kitten to overturn a chair with its own small body.

Sanxi was still thinking about the shrimp stuffing that he had never eaten before, and his mouth immediately turned sweet: "The kitten will become more and more powerful in the future!"

"I hope so. In fact, I never thought about making it my fighting force. I just hope that it can escape for my life as soon as possible in the future. I don't ask it to help me fight, I just hope it can be well." .” Bu Qingshan sighed with a rather “motherly heart”.

Lord Demon Emperor who was once again underestimated: ...

The two ate something in the kitchen with the kitten.While eating, Youqin Qingruo came.

Youqin Qingruo was also meditating just now.However, she didn't make a breakthrough directly like Bu Qingshan.This kind of meditation is just her daily homework.When she finished her homework, she heard that Bu Qingshan had left the room, so she rushed over immediately.

Seeing that Bu Qingshan made a breakthrough, the senior sister was also happy for him.Seeing Bu Qingshan coaxing her kitten to eat again, the senior sister couldn't help but said: "I heard from Sanxi that you regarded yourself as its father, and now I see that it is true. However, you are not competent as a father."

"I didn't expect that I would be able to break through directly this time, but I will know later. Now that I have understood what it wants for me, I will naturally make arrangements for it in the future. I can't let Sha Mao's son stay outside without eating or sleeping. Wait for me." Bu Qingshan said with a smile.

Youqin Qingruo shook her head and said, "It is indeed loyal to you, which is really touching. However, this is not what I want to talk about. The kitten has no name until now, why don't you choose one for it?" ? You can’t keep calling me kitty kitten like that.”

"I don't know what to call it!" Bu Qingshan, who has the hidden attribute of "naming it useless", said distressedly, "Let's think about it after it is enlightened. After all, it is its own name, and we should follow it. For a lifetime, it has to choose whether it sounds good or not." In case the kitten likes tacky names like Mao Cuihua and Mao Xiaoming, but he named it Bruce the Cat, isn't this a cheating son?

Having said that, in fact, Bu Qingshan really wants to give the kitten some simple and cute names, such as Goudandan or something, but in case the kitten prefers Xiyu Lanmeng Jinglei Moyang You What about a name like Magic Ziyin?As a democratic cat father, he must respect the child's hobbies...Fart, if the kitten really has such a Mary Sue heart, he must give it medicine on time!

As the saying goes, the child is too Mary Sue, what should I do?Most of them are idle, just give them a beating.

Bu Qingshan scratched the kitten's chin, and said worriedly: "Your name in the future must not exceed four characters!"

Lord Demon Emperor who has never successfully connected with Bu Qingshan's thinking: ...

In fact, raising children is not easy, Bu Qingshan suddenly realized.Thinking about the many educational cases he had seen before time travel... Bu Qingshan felt that he was really responsible.He not only needs to take care of the kitten in life, but also cares about the kitten spiritually; , but also require it in character.

In the words of bosom friend, this is simply "a father's love is boundless, a three-year-old father is carrying a piece of blue sky for his cat son".

Youqin Qingruo looked at Bu Qingshan's expression changing, how could he know that the younger brother had already thought about such a serious issue as "what to do when puberty and menopause collide and education conflicts"!She smiled and said, "It is said that the father guides the son, but you are different."

Bu Qingshan looked up at Youqin Qingruo, and said nonchalantly, "Then the next sentence is that the husband guides the wife, don't you agree?"

Youqin Qingruo was stunned, and said: "You're right, I was thinking about it." She leaned forward and pinched Bu Qingshan's face, feeling that this little junior brother was really pleasing to the eye.Well, such a cute little junior doesn't know who will take advantage of him in the future!She stroked the cat's head again.

The kitten immediately frowned at Youqin Qingruo.It doesn't like being touched by people other than Bu Qingshan.

"By the way, senior brother has been listening to lectures on Qiushi Peak these days. How is the situation? Is the homework difficult?" Bu Qingshan asked.When Shen Qing went to class the day before, Bu Qingshan started to meditate.These few days, Bu Qingshan was in his room, so he didn't see Shen Qingshang.

Hearing Bu Qingshan's question, Youqin Qingruo showed a strange expression on his face.

"What's the matter? Could it be that senior brother was bullied?" Bu Qingshan asked in a joking tone.

Youqin Qingruo shook her head and said, "That's not true. However, what is taught on the Qiushi Peak is indeed different from what we imagined."