Strategies for flirting through books

Yan Songwei was called upstairs, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw the old lady Yan with a serious face, and Yan Yuan looked at him as if watching a show.

Yan Songwei coughed: "Mom, are you looking for me?"

"You sit down."

"No, I'm standing the same."

"sit down."

Yan Songwei quickly sat down on the chair obediently.

"Both husband and wife are going to be alcoholics?" the old lady asked directly.

Of course Yan Songwei knew what the old lady meant, but he deliberately smiled and corrected him: "It's husband and wife, men and women are equal, and men and men are more equal."

"Don't fool me," the old lady didn't like this, "I'm already married, can I have some snacks? Did you marry Xiao Qin just to annoy me and play tricks on occasion?"

Yan Songwei shook his head quickly when he heard this: "Mom, what are you talking about. Marriage is a big deal, how can it be trifling."

The old lady Yan said very seriously: "With your ghostly appearance, I can't find the daughter-in-law I want. Now that I have given up on it, I don't ask you to find a better one. In my opinion, Xiao Qin will be fine. Very good, although the conditions are poor, he is still obedient, unlike the coquettish sluts like Qingqing you used to find."

Yan Songwei smiled embarrassingly.

"I will leave a word to you today, live a good life and avoid dealing with those dubious people. There are people outside of you, I don't know, how many people like Xiao Qin can endure humiliation these days, you have to cherish your blessings .From now on, you must be home before ten o’clock in the evening, and you are not allowed to drink outside until midnight, and you are not allowed to stay outside overnight, do you understand?”

Although Yan Songwei is an adult, he has always been a child in front of Mrs. Yan. He has a fear of his mother from childhood, which is why Mrs. Yan disagrees with his marriage with Tan Qingqing, but he dare not Hard reason.He only dared to engage in roundabout tactics and come up with some childish and absurd ideas. As soon as the old lady Yan frowned, he was persuaded.

Yan Songwei happily agreed and went out, Yan Yuan asked: "Mom, do you think the second brother will listen to you?"

"Your second brother likes to mess around, but he is easy to discipline. I used to think that my whole life was made through hardships. Didn't I suffer so much just to let you live a good life, so I always let him go, but as long as I talk, you two Brother will still listen. This man, who usually seems to be joking and unprincipled, is actually soft-tempered and easy to discipline, and there is always a way to control the soft and hard. On the contrary, he is like your elder brother, who is usually obedient and sensible. Don’t worry about it, once you start rebelling, you will have a stubborn temper that ten cows can’t get back.”

Some people are like this, they don't make decisions lightly, once they make a decision, they never look back, this is Yan Bozong's annoying and most valuable thing.

Yan Yuan smiled and said, "When did my elder brother commit a crime, he is a good student."

"Oh, I didn't worry about it before, but it doesn't mean I won't in the future. When I got up today, I received a call from your sister-in-law's natal family, asking how your elder brother is doing and if you have anything to say to me. It's really weird. I asked her to speak directly, but she smiled and said nothing, then hung up."

"Look at it, look at it," Yan Yuan regained her spirits all of a sudden, "I just said that brother has been in a moody mood lately, maybe something really happened...couldn't it be something wrong between him and sister-in-law?"

The old lady Yan sneered: "It's no wonder that couples in different places don't have any problems. I have persuaded them a long time ago, but they just don't listen. If a couple doesn't live together, what kind of couple are they? What's the difference between a one-night stand, you see each other when you need it, and go about your own business after getting into bed? Besides, there are thousands of mountains and rivers between the two of them."

"Then mom, what do you think...if something goes wrong with my elder brother and my sister-in-law, who will it be?"

"You don't need to ask!" The old lady Yan said in a mocking tone, with a little anger: "I know the character of my own son. It must be that Shen Xi can't bear the loneliness."

"If that's the case, then my elder brother..."

"Don't worry, if Shen Yu really does something wrong to your elder brother, your elder brother will definitely get divorced, so we don't need to persuade him. He is good at everything else, but he has a serious obsession with cleanliness, especially his mental cleanliness. Just wait and see." , although your elder brother has been protecting Shen He all these years, and he can take care of Shen He's shortcomings. No matter how much I persuade him to divorce, he refuses, but if Shen He really does something sorry for him, your elder brother will definitely It's outrageous to be cruel. This person has his own seven inches, your elder brother's seven inches, this is it!"

About Yan Bozong's seven inches, Qi Liangqin also knows a little bit.

So he feels that the road ahead is long, how can a man who is strict with himself and loyal to his marriage fall in love with Qi Liangqin who is not loyal to his marriage and even wants to have sex?This is everyone's three views and bottom line, and they are different. Coincidentally, what Qi Liangqin stepped on was Yan Bozong's minefield.

Yan Songwei came down from upstairs and went to change clothes to go out. Qi Liangqin also entered the bedroom and asked, "What did the old lady call you to say?"

"It's not about getting drunk, I can think about it." Yan Songwei looked at Qi Liangqin in the mirror while wearing a tie and said, "You said that the two of us have gone astray?"

"Huh?" Qi Liangqin sat on the edge of the bed and turned his head to look over.

"You said that the reason we got married was to make my mother feel that Qingqing is better in comparison? But I think we acted too much like a husband and wife, a couple with a good relationship, which caused my mother to gradually accept you. I'm also confused, and my relationship with you is still so good."

"Isn't this to dispel their suspicion and make our marriage look more real. If you are a straight man, if you bend over suddenly, if you don't put on a show, your mother and they won't believe it."

"It also makes sense..." Yan Songwei looked at the mirror and twisted his head: "But I always feel weird, you shouldn't be too nice at home, like when you were eating just now, why did you think of taking the initiative to serve my mother? What about food?"

"...I thought it was what I should do..."

"Don't do this kind of thing in the future, just be a lazy and tempered young lady, so that my mother and the others will hate you."

Qi Liangqin said "Oh": "Do I want them to hate me?"

This sounds a little pitiful, Yan Songwei pursed his lips, and took a look at Qi Liangqin: "Well, don't make them hate you, at least don't make them like you too much."

"Do they like me?"

To his surprise, Yan Songwei nodded and said, "I think they all like you quite a bit. I also think that you have changed a lot since you got married, and you are a lot more virtuous."

Qi Liangqin lowered his head and said: "Then you must have read it wrong, your mother always runs on me, and your elder brother doesn't like me even more, so it's just Yuanyuan, be polite to me."

"Speaking of my elder brother, I wonder if my elder brother has noticed something."

"See what?"

"Last time at the racecourse, he suddenly asked us how our relationship was for no reason. It seems that the two of us will stop hanging around him in the future. My brother is very smart, and sooner or later he will see that he is tricky. I have to find a time Confess to him, tell him to stand by my side, maybe he can help me in the future."

This is a good thing!He was eager to let Yan Bozong know that he and Yan Songwei were married by contract. If he wanted to further develop with this serious elder brother, he had to remove this barrier first and clear up the relationship between him and Yan Songwei.

But it is a pity that Qi Liangqin in the novel is short-sighted and only sees what is in front of him.He only wanted to have a chance to stay with Yan Bozong. He was very afraid that if the secret of his contractual marriage with Yan Songwei was revealed, he would have to leave the Yan family, and then he would never have any interaction with Yan Bozong again.So he tried his best to prevent Yan Songwei from telling the secret, always trying his best to delay it.He even tried his best to separate Yan Songwei and Tan Qingqing in order to live in Yan's family for a long time.

From some aspects, Qi Liangqin's worries in the novel are not unreasonable.He probably wanted to spend more time together, and when he hooked up with Yan Bozong, he would reveal the secrets between him and Yan Songwei.It's just that he underestimated Yan Bozong's determination and misjudged Yan Bozong's character, which led to nothing in the end.

As an outsider, he naturally sees it more clearly.But there is no way right now, he still has to stop Yan Songwei, so he said: "Then don't worry, take your time, first test the meaning of the big brother, I think he is quite a serious person, fake marriage He may not be able to accept it, you should check his tone first, and then consider whether you want him to help you."

Yan Songwei nodded, took his bag and walked out, walked to the door, suddenly turned around with a smile: "By the way, the two of us are not a fake marriage, although it is a contract marriage, the household registration is registered, you are serious now The Yan family."

"Then why don't you say you are from the Qi family?"

"A discerning person can tell which of us is the wife and who is the husband at a glance. It's useless for you to be stubborn, but you are not tough in other places. Hahahaha."

Yan Songwei went out with a smile, but made Qi Liang and Qin feel ashamed.

What follows is a series of highlights. Qi Liangqin wants to focus on Yan Bozong. The tasks to be completed today are the two highlights of washing clothes and stealing underwear.

He had to do a good job of psychological construction for the latter thing, but the first one was easy to do.

Washing Yan Bozong's clothes is simply his duty, who else!

Yan Bozong's clothes are divided into two types: underwear and outerwear. He is a bit of a clean freak, and he washes his underwear by himself. There is a special underwear washing machine on the balcony of their room for washing underwear, but as the young master of a wealthy family, he naturally does not Maybe I can wash all the clothes by myself, especially some coats can only be dry-cleaned, and some need to be ironed after washing. I leave these to Aunt Chun.Of course, most Aunt Chun doesn't know how to do laundry by herself. She sorts and puts away everyone's clothes in the family, and contacts an outside store to pick them up, wash them and send them back.

However, in order to get close, Qi Liangqin showed Yan Bozong his virtuousness and hard work, and singled out Yan Bozong's clothes from the clothes that he hadn't had time to send away in the future.

It's just a shirt. He knows that suits and trousers cannot be washed by hand, and he doesn't dare to wash them randomly. After all, they are all valuable clothes. As for Yan Bozong's underwear, he wants to help wash them, but Yan Bozong has good hygiene habits After taking a shower every day, he washed the underwear he had changed in a special washing machine and dried it on the balcony.

Qi Liangqin quickly stole the shirt, and in order to hide his ulterior secret, he also took out Yan Songwei's shirt.The shirts of both of them are very clean, even if you just look at the collar, you can't see any traces of wear.Qi Liangqin clutched Yan Bozong's clothes, pursed his lips, and finally put it between his nose and sniffed it secretly.

It has a faint fragrance.

Does the human body also have fragrance, the so-called body fragrance?The word body fragrance sounds hypocritical and romantic, reminding people of Xiangfei, it seems to be a very feminine word, it is not suitable to describe a man.But each person's smell does have subtle differences. This difference may only be discerned by lovers who have been in close contact with each other all year round. It is subtle and private, but Qi Liangqin can easily distinguish Yan Baizong's smell.

This smell is fragrant, not like the smell of perfume. It is probably similar to the aroma of male hormones, and maybe it is not fragrant.Seeing no one around, Qi Liangqin quickly put it between his nose and took a deep breath.

But he felt that he was going to be drunk, which belonged to Yan Bozong's taste, but this thought made him feel satisfied, his heart beat faster, and his whole body felt an indescribable rippling.He felt ashamed again, feeling that he was too heavy on taste, was every man and woman in love obsessed with each other's smell, or was he alone because he was too kinky by nature?

Probably because of his shame, he picked up and smelled Yan Songwei's shirt for self-comfort. Yan Songwei's shirt also had a slight smell, but it couldn't excite him. To him, it was just a worn shirt. shirts.

He felt that the smell was more like human psychology at work.It is originally a small particle molecule that seems to be invisible, but because of the rendering of emotion, it has the magic power to move the soul.

He washed both shirts carefully.The weather was fine and the sun was shining brightly. He hung his shirt in a corner of the small garden where the sun was very sunny. A rope was tied between two trees, and sometimes Aunt Chun would hang the clothes on it to dry.The snow-white shirt fluttered slowly in the breeze. Aunt Chun asked in surprise after seeing it: "This is..."

"I saw Song Wei's clothes in a box, so I took them out to wash."

"Oh, this is the clothes I put in the box for washing. You may not know that their clothes are very particular when they are washed. I dare not wash them lightly. They are all sent to a laundry outside. They are regular customers, and the boss there knows how to deal with them. You must never wash them in the future, even your own clothes, just leave them to me.”

Qi Liangqin nodded guiltily. In fact, during this period of time, he took off his clothes and put them in the basket. The next day Aunt Chun basically took them away, and Aunt Chun would fold them neatly and send them back to him one day later. It's really unusual for him to wash clothes suddenly today.

"From now on, I will wash all our underwear by myself," he said.

Aunt Chun laughed and said: "The old lady told me about this a few days ago, but I am not ashamed to mention it to you. When their brothers were young, the old lady taught them to wash their underwear by themselves." However, Bo Zong has developed a habit. He is also a bit of a clean freak. He never likes his underwear to be touched by others. But Song Wei has been lazy since he went to college, and he is even more busy after work. How can he know how to do it himself? A person who washes clothes, so I wash his underwear. I bought a washing machine specially for washing underwear at home, because the old lady said that men and women should not be mixed, so I bought a special machine for washing underwear for Song Wei Now, I wash both of you together. But the old lady thinks that you are both married, so you should wash it yourself. In fact, I watched Song Wei grow up, so it’s not a big deal. In the future, you want to do it yourself Wash it, and put it in the blue washing machine, which is just for you to wash your underwear."

Qi Liangqin hadn't thought about these things carefully before, but when Aunt Chun said that his underwear was washed together with Yan Songwei's, he was horrified, and quickly nodded and said, "I will wash our clothes in the future, and I will wash them together." wash."

But in fact, he also thought too much, every time his clothes and Yan Songwei's clothes were opened separately and sent back.Men's underwear are all similar in appearance, how Aunt Chun can tell the difference, it can be seen that they should be collected and washed separately.But Qi Liangqin didn't expect so much, he just felt that the underwear he was wearing and Yan Songwei's were mixed in the same machine, so he hurried back to the house, took a shower, and put on a new pair of underwear.

After getting dressed, he stood in front of the window, feeling hypocritical again.It's just clothes, so what sexual connotations are there?It's all because he thinks too much.And Yan Songwei is also a very clean person, probably more clean than him, even if they wash together, so what.

But he was still somewhat repelled psychologically.He looked at the opposite balcony and saw Yan Bozong's underwear hanging on the opposite balcony.

Flat-angled and gray-black, it fits Yan Baizong and Zhou Zheng's temperament very well.But just looking at it, his heart became hot.

People's hearts are really complicated and unpredictable, and there is no fairness at all.Imagine if Yan Bozong's underwear was washed together with his, would he not be able to bear it?

Probably also, but it's not this kind of unbearable, but that kind of unbearable.

Qi Liangqin's face became hot.