My Panda Cohabitant

Ji Shang looked at the huge yam lying on the floor of the living room, and then at Liu Jian's face. After confirming that it was not a joke, he asked hesitantly, "Can you eat each other like this?" In his opinion, eating one Creatures who speak the same language as him are really hard to swallow.

"It's okay to eat." Liu Yan said coldly, "What flavor do you want to eat? Braised in soy sauce or steamed?"

"I don't need it." Ji Shang laughed dryly and said, "After all, he can still talk."

Liu Yan stared at Ji Shang for a moment, nodded and said: "Alright, let's stop eating, let him go on business."

"A task issued by the director?" Ji Shang took another sip of the porridge and said with a sigh of relief, "I said, what is your organizational structure?"

"It's about the same as human beings." Liu Yu replied calmly, "The little officials are above the high officials, and above the high officials are the emperor, anyway, that's the way it is."

Ji Shang could feel that Liu Jie was hiding something, but there were many things he didn't know, and it wasn't bad.After drinking this pot of porridge, my laziness returned, and after holding on for a while, I got into bed again.After a while, the sound of pattering footsteps sounded around the bed, which was different from human beings and very dull—the footsteps of pandas.

Ji Shang smiled and fell into a deep sleep.

After Ji Shang woke up again, he felt like going back in time. He stared at the face of Yam Jing by the bed for a long time before saying: "Are you there?"

"Ah, Mr. Ji, are you awake?" Shan Yaojing was very enthusiastic, "Call me Xiaoyao from now on."

Ji Shang didn't want to comment on this title at all.

"Brother Liu is going out, do you want breakfast?"

Ji Shang quickly adapted to the current situation: "What's for breakfast?"

"Porridge."

"Is there anything else? With meat?"

"You've caught a cold, you'd better take something light." Xiaoyao acted like a professional, "Otherwise, the stomach will not be able to take it."

"Ok."

Ji Shang got out of bed, and soon realized that there seemed to be more than the two of them in the room. He stood up, walked out suspiciously, and was surprised to find two men and two women sitting on the floor playing mahjong in the living room.Before he could open his mouth, one of them threw out a card enthusiastically, yelled "Zimo", his face was flushed, and the other three wailed at the same time when they heard this, some covered their faces, some roared , and those who stepped on the floor did not notice the owner of the house standing next to them.

Ji Shang was stunned for only two seconds before he thought of a solution, hooked his fingers at Xiao Yao, and said, "This is your brother and friend?"

"Yes!" Xiaoyao seemed very pleased with Ji Shang's understanding of the situation, and said loudly, "Brother Ji, let me introduce you, this is my second brother..."

"I know, there are four chili monsters and one coriander extract, right?"

"The coriander demon."

"Is there a difference between a monster and a monster?"

"Demons, monsters, and spirits are all different, just like the difference between Caucasians and Yellows." Xiaoyao patiently explained, "But immortals are jobs, like teachers and civil servants, anyone can take the exam."

Ji Shang shook his head, drove these illusory names out of his mind, ignored the crowd of all kinds of yelling spirits and monsters, and turned his head into the kitchen.The virtuous yam essence really made porridge, neither hot nor cold, he took two sips, it was refreshing and smooth, paired with two plates of porridge with different flavors, life seemed to be better all of a sudden.

"I'm really sorry to ask you for help." Seeing Xiaoyao come in and start cleaning up the ruins of the kitchen ruined by Liu Bian, Liu Bian said very embarrassedly, "If there is anything I can help, just ask."

"It's okay, I'm under Brother Liu's subordinate now." Xiaoyao's eyes brightened, and she said excitedly, "I have applied for a temporary residence permit, Brother Liu asked me to come here, and I will hang out with him from now on!"

Ji Shang had a big surprise, he was stunned for a few seconds and then said: "Wait a minute, are you a fairy now?"

"It's just a temporary fairy!" Xiao Yao said confidently, "Brother Liu said he will take care of our area from now on, so I'll help him."

It turned out to be a temporary worker, Ji Shang thought to himself, and said, "Then what does Liu Jie care about?"

"It seems to be in charge of the appearance of the city."

Temporary urban management workers, isn't this the existence of cannon fodder?

Ji Shang silently added a sentence in his heart, and said, "Didn't he be admitted to the public... Immortal?"

"That's right, he's taking the test for the Urban Management Immortal."

"..."

Ji Shang 100% believed that Liu Bian definitely picked the easiest one to pass the exam. He couldn't help but imagine what Liu Bian would look like when he was out of work——Damn, isn't that the rhythm of beating people to death?With Liu Yan's character, he will definitely play Xianglai, right?Absolutely laid off in three days!Such a person didn't take the medicine, so it's some kind of... kindness?Or have another picture?

According to his thinking, "Another plan" won the overwhelming vote, but this matter has nothing to do with him, and he can't control it if he wants to, so he changed the subject: "What about your friend?"

"Brother Liu said not to pursue it for the time being, but they still have to hurry up to apply for a temporary residence permit." Xiaoyao was wrestling with a plate, and her whole body was shaking like an electric shock. "Until it's done, they will live here temporarily and be supervised by Brother Liu."

"Hmm...huh?" Ji Shang felt as if he heard an ominous voice, "Live here?"

"Yes."

"this is my house."

Xiaoyao finally cleaned the plate, wiped off his sweat and showed a hearty smile, and said, "Brother Ji, you won't help, right?"

"..."

Ji Shang was completely speechless, and finished his porridge silently. He had already asked for a day off yesterday, and every day he asked for one day, he would deduct one day of money. He needed money to repay the loan, to fill in the broken furniture by Liu Jian, to eat and drink— Oh, and we need to raise a house of goblins and ghosts.

Holding the doorknob, Ji Shang shouted into the room: "I'm going to work."

"Two!"

"Fuck, you're cheating!"

"Nonsense, I didn't do anything!"

"It's all fucking five and two!"

Ji Shang sighed, closed the door and left.His job is a weather monitor. Although he has become a small boss, he still can't leave as he wants. He took a day off without any major accidents. The sunny day turned into a rainstorm, and everything was normal.After entering the office, several duty officers greeted him, and he sat behind his desk to start his day's work.

When he was about to get off work, Ji Shang somehow had a premonition that what awaited him after returning home was no longer the usual deserted home. The strange thing was that he didn't have any resistance to this, and even had some expectations.

When he got home, he opened the door, and he saw a panda, a yam, and two bunches of peppers rubbing hemp. Liu Yan deftly held a card with his thick paws, and threw it on the floor with thunderous force, with a bang, There's just a hole in the floor.

"Nonsense!" Liu Yan yelled, "Touch yourself! Give me money!"

In Ji Shang's eyes, he could only see the green leaves turmoil, and he was filled with sorrow for a while. He walked over and found that the floor in front of Liu Yan was almost broken into slag, pieces of mahjong were embedded in it, and black holes were smashed out.

The previous anticipation disappeared, and Ji Shang just wanted to master this pile of condiments. As for this panda, it can be used to play in captivity...

"Brother Ji, you're back!" Xiaoyao was the first to react, quickly transformed into a human form, pushed the mahjong and said excitedly, "I'll cook right away!"

"Don't go!" A bunch of chili peppers stretched out their branches and leaves to wrap around Xiaoyao's arms, "Eight circles are not yet full!"

"No, I have to cook."

Ji Shang was very moved for a moment, and just about to praise Xiao Yao, he saw this guy turn around, nodded and bowed and said to Liu Bian, "Brother Liu, what do you want to eat?"

"Anytime." Liu Yan waved his paw without raising his head, and said as if he had just noticed Ji Shang, "Let's play a few laps."

Hit your sister!

Ji Shang really wanted to say this, but what he showed was a slight smile, and said, "Is mahjong fun?"

"Not bad." Liu Yan was unconscious, and there was a hint of excitement in his tone, "My skills are good, you can replace Xiaoyao, and we will win them both."

Ji Shang said: "Hehe."

A few minutes later, a panda with a silver and pink polka-dot bow on its head appeared in the room. It was a humiliation to Liu Jian, but Ji Shang always had a way to convince him.

"Do you think our relationship is getting better and better?" Liu Yan asked after watching Xiaoyao cook for a while.

"Yes." Especially what you did when I had a cold, Ji Shang added in his heart, "But I think there is still a long way to go before love."

"How long will it take then?"

"Well, probably until you stop asking the 'how long' question."

"not understand."

"It's okay, just understand slowly."

Ji Shang leisurely turned on the TV. The 40-inch LCD was doused with an unknown liquid on the day Liu Jian came. After his tireless rescue, he finally came back to life. There was no loss of picture or sound, and it was running normally.Soon, the news on the TV attracted everyone's attention: "There will be a panda in this city's zoo..."

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