My Panda Cohabitant

Ji Shang likes pandas very much, not because ordinary people think they are "very cute", but because they are "attractive" to pandas.

He was frightened when he found out for the first time, realizing that it would not be easy for him to "fall in love at first sight" with a panda, but when he really understood it, he instantly felt a clear chill spread all over his body.

That's right, it's a cold.

It's not that I have a desire for pandas, but I like pandas, so much that I want to be with pandas forever, sleep with pandas in my arms, and even dedicate my life to pandas.

That's not what love is! ?

He has also tried to like other people, women or men, men, women, young or old, as long as they are individuals.Others have a lot of demands on their other half, but he has absolutely few demands: a living person!

It's a pity that he didn't succeed with this request, and the result of forcing himself was terrible.After forced to get along with the little girl who handed over the love letter for half a month, he was in despair: he didn't feel tempted at all, and he even felt disgusted when he kissed her, and he ran home and watched the panda video for three hours in a row before calming down.As for falling in love with others, there is nothing at all.

It's over, my life is over.

Ji Shang was born in a well-to-do life, and his life is smooth. Although his job does not mean that he is very rich, it still allows him to have a house, a car, and a decent life.It's just that I only like "pandas" in my life, so what's the point?When a person is alive, which one of the seven emotions and six desires is rare?What's worse, if it's something else, at least he can get it back, eat and drink to comfort his heart.But, the target is a panda, where can he get a panda?

He also checked that there are indeed some abnormal people in this world, such as women who like the Eiffel Tower, men who marry a certain bridge, and so on.At this time, he was extremely envious of these people. He could touch the Eiffel Tower, but he couldn't even touch a hair of a panda.

When I was in my 20s, I was free for a while, Ji Shang was so bored that I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I saved up money and went to the Sichuan Panda Breeding Base to participate in a close encounter with pandas. In an instant, an unprecedented sense of satisfaction arose deep in his heart. To be precise, that feeling "is a kind of spiritual sublimation"!

This is not an exaggeration at all, Ji Shang's nosebleed came down immediately, and then he covered his nose, and against the persuasion of others, he insisted on holding the panda from the beginning to the end, and finally was slapped on the forehead by the impatient panda , bloody, and was forcibly dragged away by the frightened staff.

Afterwards, a reporter asked Ji Shang what he thought. He lay on the hospital bed and thought about it, and said, "My life is worth it."

reporter:"……"

Of course, Ji Shang will never say a word to others, including his parents, as long as he reveals a little bit, he will not be able to get away with a perverted title. Although he already considers himself a "dead pervert", if possible , he still didn't want to be pointed at his face and shouted like that.In order to conceal his excessive "enthusiasm" for pandas, he even spread "good fortune" widely, and kept a stray cat and a stray dog ​​at home.

So far, in the eyes of others, Ji Shang is just a good family man who likes "animals" very much and is caring. Although he has a lot of love, he doesn't seem to be tempted.

Ji Shang lived his life in such a non-salty and non-salty way. Although he was destined not to find his other half, his normal life was not a problem.He once thought that this would be the same in his life: go to the Panda Base once a year, save some money to "adopt" a baby panda, and that's all. As a "dead pervert", you can't ask too much.

On his 30th birthday, Ji Shang worked an extra night shift and didn't get off work until twelve o'clock.In the middle of the night, I drove the car into the underground parking lot of my community, took the elevator upstairs as usual, stepped on the zero o'clock bell and opened the door, and there was a panda in sight.

a panda.

Ji Shang stopped in his tracks at that time, held the doorknob in a daze for a while, then closed the door silently and began to think intensely.

Having a different childhood, he has long developed a mask of indistinct emotions. He was once told by his classmates "your expression is disgusting" when watching a panda video. Since then, he has worked hard to develop in the direction of facial paralysis .

He cleared the situation in his mind with a blank expression: 1. The panda suitor; 2. A panda.

It was just a glimpse just now, but now he leaned against the door and thought about it carefully, it was indeed a panda, not some dyed chow lion or an illusion, there were shadows and black and white fur, although it was stained black and yellow by muddy water , the eyes, ears and limbs are black, and the face is unusually round!

Yes, this panda has a very standard round face!

Ji Shang has seen almost all the pandas in the country, and a large part of the money he earned in these years has been spent on getting in touch with pandas in various ways. He is completely competent for related work on panda research—but he dare not, fearing being caught Others see him as a pervert, even though he doesn't know how to molest a panda, but if he is seen proposing to a panda, his life will be almost ruined.

No kidding, if he really gets along with a panda for a long time, he thinks there is a 99% chance that he will propose to the panda within a month, and the remaining 1% is due to a car accident.

There was no one in the corridor, and Ji Shang's cold face melted in a second, and secretly admired with an expression that a woman would feel disgusted by seeing it: What a perfect round face, so cute!

After clenching his fists excitedly, he held the doorknob again and took a deep breath.No matter what, the fact had to be faced, he couldn't never go home, no matter what he saw was a hallucination or something, he had to face it.

Ji Shang opened the door and stared at the panda.

It's real, not a hallucination, not a fake toy, and it doesn't look like a projection. This is a living, breathing adult panda.

Well, male.

This panda blocked half of the entrance from the hallway to the living room. It was lying like a human, with its belly up and its eyes half-closed, as if it was resting. A bad smell.Ji Shang tried his best to walk slowly. Although he has great love for pandas, he also has a deep understanding of the fighting power of pandas. If this adult male panda feels threatened, he can slap his thigh with a single slap. fracture.

It's a pity that no matter how lightly Ji Shangfang's footsteps were, when he walked in front of the panda, he seemed to feel something, and the panda opened its eyes.

With just one glance, Ji Shang could clearly feel a wave of heat rising from his stomach, limbs fluttering, blood running rapidly, pupils dilated, love at first sight just happened, there was no accident, irresistible, and hit directly his heart.

"Uh... hello."

Ji Shang managed to squeeze out these words, he was so excited that he was trembling all over, he wished he could immediately rush to hug this panda and stroke it, the smooth fur would definitely give him a heart attack, that kind of harmony The joy of being with a loved one will take him to heaven.

The panda ignored him, its eyes clearly showed contempt and disdain, as if Ji Shang in front of him was a speck of dust.

Ji Shang is definitely not M, but at this moment he can't help but have the idea of ​​"Look at me more", and that round face, being faced by this round face for an extra second is the most wonderful thing in the world!

Unfortunately, the panda quickly lost interest in him, turned its head, turned half of its body, turned its butt to him, twisted its fat body a few times, and fell asleep again.

Ji Shang was very disappointed, and stared at the panda's tail like a pervert for a moment, even though the tail was wet and mixed with mud of unknown composition—God bless it wasn't shit—but to him It still has a strong attraction, especially when the tail is still moving from time to time!

Ji Shang felt that he was going to have a heart attack, he took several deep breaths, turned around staggeringly, and when he saw the living room, his breathing stopped.

It is not accurate to describe the entire living room as a typhoon passing through. There are mud footprints everywhere, none of the well-arranged furniture is in place, and most of the small things have completely disappeared. Suspicious traces of liquid were left on the 40-inch LCD TV. At this time, he regretted lowering the TV cabinet so low. The smell of some "things" on the coffee table has undoubtedly indicated its composition.

Ji Shang is not a mystery novelist or a policeman, but at this moment he can also see what happened in this house: a panda opened the door, maybe not through the door, but somehow swaggered in, it was in the living room After urinating and shitting a few times, I went to the kitchen and dragged a lot of food out, some of which fell on the ground and was trampled into mud, and then the mud, snow water and food were kneaded into a ball, trampling all over the place. The house is all.

He can't bear to see what the kitchen has become. Although he loves pandas very much, the scene in front of him is too exciting, and his eyes are almost dark. If there is no one in the room, he may have to faint now. If he was discovered by noon tomorrow, he would definitely fall to the ground immediately.

He took a step forward mechanically, and there was a creaking sound from the soles of his feet. He looked down, and saw that the floor had been raised a few pieces, and the black hole conveyed a mocking message like a mouth without front teeth.

Ji Shang was silent for a few seconds, then turned his head to the panda's buttocks and said, "You... just wag your tail and I'll forgive you."

The hair on the little tail, which was wet with water, did not move.

"Okay, I forgive you." Ji Shang muttered nonchalantly, and walked in on tiptoe, "I'm not a bad person, it's just that you didn't do too much... Anyway, it's just this time, don't make another example .”