One morning, Ruan Zhe woke up and found that the surrounding environment was very familiar.

"here is?"

"What's wrong?" Gu who was sleeping next to him turned over, without opening his eyes, he hugged Ruan Zhe directly, "Sleep a little longer, it's still early."

"Get up!" A well appeared on his forehead, Ruan Zhe kicked his foot, and with a thud, Gu fell off the bed.

"Honey, early in the morning... where is this?"

You just found out!Ruan Zhe didn't care about the man's increasingly stupid appearance, he lifted the quilt, put on his shoes and got out of bed.

"Oh, it's not as enthusiastic as you were yesterday, I..." I didn't feel the crisis, even in the new environment, Gu didn't care anymore.Anyway, as long as Ruan Zhe is still around.

"Can you say one more word?" Ruan Zhe turned around and stared at him fiercely.Speaking of which, where did the simple, honest, loyal and loyal Gu go, and why has he become so glib now?

My dear was angry, but Gu didn't dare to say anything, so he quickly shut his mouth and made a zipper movement.

As for why it became like this?Go ask those unscrupulous gods in the God Realm.

……

Ruan Zhe turned around the room and finally found this scene from his long-term memory.

Isn't this room exactly my own house in the 21st century?Originally, he had almost forgotten some modern things in the Beast Yuan Continent, but after ascending to the God Realm, his memory gradually came back, which allowed him to remember where this place is.

By the way, it’s not bad to stay in the modern age, there are a lot of interesting things, such as mobile computer TV novels and games, which are much better than the boring God Realm and Beast Yuan Continent.It's the pitiful valley, it's another place, and I have to learn it all over again.

"Come, come, this is my hometown. If there is anything you don't understand, I will teach you."

Ruan Zhe is eager to become a teacher.

As for the first thing to hand in, of course it is to do housework.

Do the housework, and then cook.

"What is this smell, so pungent?" Gu's nose is a veritable dog's nose, and the smell of natural gas made him frown.

"Natural gas, used to start a fire. Here, press it down, turn it this way, see? It's ready to light the fire."

"It's really convenient."

"That is."

After carefully explaining how to use the appliances in the kitchen, Ruan Zhe lay on the sofa and watched TV.

Oh, I'm tired of doing housework, my wife cooks, and my husband waits to eat.Looking at it, Ruan Zhe fell asleep.

"Honey, how do you use this?" Gu came out of the kitchen with an egg beater, and gently pushed Ruan Zhe.

"If you don't understand, ask Du Niang."

Throwing the phone away, Ruan Zhe fell back into sleep.

He never thought that his miserable life would be caused by such a simple action.

……

Because they don't know how long they will stay in modern times, Ruan Zhe has no idea of ​​looking for a job, let alone Gu, he hasn't even finished learning some common sense of modern times.

Therefore, Ruan Zhe spent most of his time on games.

"Oh, I heard that this onmyoji is quite fun, let's try it."

Download, install, register and start playing.

"Want to draw a talisman? It feels good, let's get a good one!"

Enthusiastically, Ruan Zhe drew a five-pointed star on the blue charm according to the tutorial.

With a burst of shaking, puff puff, a ghost-like thing appeared on the phone interface.

"Why is it an n card?" Ruan Zhe didn't believe in evil, and pointed his finger to do it again.

"What will you change this time? Draw an apple!"

It's an R card, Zashiki Doji, and a necessary lighter, which is okay.

One more piece.

"Why is it an R card again? Does this game only have R and n cards?"

"No, there are sr and ssr?"

Gu suddenly made a sound.

"How do you know... Fuck me, Ibaraki-douji?!"

Ruan Zhe turned his head and saw that Gu was playing with him at some point, the game of Onmyoji, and on his card drawing interface, there was a shining golden ssr Ibaraki boy.

"It's impossible!" Why is this guy so lucky, but he can only draw such low-level things?Don't you usually feel it?

"My luck has always been good." Gu put down the phone, turned Ruan Zhe's face, and looked at each other, "If my luck was not good, how could I meet you? How could I form a partner with you? What do you say, dear."

"...glib." Ruan Zhe's face turned red all of a sudden.Why is this guy so sweet-talked, a game can involve this aspect.

"Whether I'm glib or not, you can try it and you'll know."

Saying that, Gu kissed Ruan Zhe's lips.

...pull the lights...

"What do you do online all day?"

In the past two days, Ruan Zhe found that Gu was always occupying the computer, and he didn't hear the sound of playing games or watching TV.

As for why you use glance?It wasn't that guy who was sneaking around. When he heard the sound of himself coming, he immediately shut up in a hurry, and he didn't know what he was doing.

"You want to know?"

"Of course! By the way, you didn't cheat on me, did you?!" Thinking of such a possibility, Ruan Zhe suddenly burst into flames.He knows that those goddesses on the Internet are extremely beautiful, and this guy who has basically never seen many women, there is no guarantee that he will not be confused.

"No, no, it's too late to love you, how could you cheat." After these few days of surprise study on the Internet, Gu knew the meaning of cheating, and hurriedly defended.

"Then what the hell are you doing?"

"I just bought some things online and learned some experience."

"Oh, what? It's so mysterious."

"The things will arrive tomorrow, and you will know when the time comes. It was originally for your use."

This guy is even romantically involved.

Wan Zhe didn't ask anymore, since it was a gift for himself, let's keep it a surprise.

The next day came quickly, when the doorbell rang around 4 p.m.

"Hello, the courier is here."

Upon hearing the delivery, Gu immediately stood up and quickly signed for the delivery.

"Come on, show me how excited you are about something."

Ruan Zhe snatched the things that Gu was holding, quickly took them apart, and then...

"you you……!!!"

Looking at the contents inside the package, Ruan Zhe was so angry that he couldn't speak.

"Come on, since you've already opened it, let's try it." Gu didn't care about Ruan Zhe's expression at all, took the top one directly, and opened it.

Looking at the red short skirt in Gu's hand, a long white tail, a tube top-like top, and a pair of pink and tender cat ear headbands.

Who wants to wear something with cat ears and a cat tail? Shame on you!

Of course, Gu didn't feel ashamed, and when he thought of wearing this dress on Ruan Zhe, he was very excited.

"Aren't you very curious about what I do on the Internet? Come on, put it on, let's play with the new tricks I learned from the Internet, it will definitely give you a different taste."

"never."

However, Ruan Zhe's small body couldn't resist Zhuogu.Soon, Ruan Zhe wore this cat girl's dress.

Ruan Zhe was already flushed with shame, covering his eyes, pretending that he couldn't see anything.

"What a delicious kitten."

Gu also made out his own dog ears and tail, and held down Ruan Zhe in the posture of sitting on the sofa. Like a real big dog, he stuck out his tongue, inch by inch, and licked Ruan Zhe from his eyes. stand up.

...and drive...

Gu bought vegetables and entered the house.

"What's the matter, Gu?" Ruan Zhe, who was still eating breakfast slowly, found that the other party's expression seemed not very good, so he asked immediately.

Gu put the vegetables into the kitchen, sat next to Ruan Zhe, hugged him with one arm, held a spoon in the other, and slowly fed him the porridge.

"I went grocery shopping today, and an old man said something to me."

"Who is it? You're sick. Why did he talk about you?"

"The old man across from us always looks at us with strange eyes. He said that we two big men don't go out to work, stay at home all day, and don't find a wife. We are still single at this age. Said that we are too depraved and hopeless."

Hearing this, Ruan Zhe became angry immediately.

"How do we pass his business? What if you don't want to work if you are rich and self-willed? How do you answer him?"

For the old man opposite, Ruan Zhe had long disliked him.Originally, I still respected him as an old man, and usually took good care of him, and greeted him when I met him, but I didn't expect that that person was simply a master.

"That's what I said too, saying that we have money and don't need to work for the time being."

"And then? Such a little thing shouldn't make you unhappy, right?"

"Then, that person started to say that it's wrong for us to do this, and then, he kept persuading me to find a suitable female housekeeper and so on, and went on and on for a long time."

"Hmph, if you dare to find a woman, see if I don't cut off your third leg."

"Don't dare." After talking to Ruan Zhe for a while, the sullenness in Gu's heart dissipated a lot.

"Honey, why not, let's get married. In modern times, no one knows that we are a couple. I also checked on the Internet. In some countries, men and women can marry men. I think we live together openly, so that Everyone knows that we are a couple, so no one will come to snatch you from me, and no one will persuade us to find a girlfriend."

"Okay." Ruan Zhe smiled.

The next day, the two couldn't wait to apply for passports to go abroad. A week later, the day after they got the passports, they immediately booked the earliest plane and rushed to the Netherlands, which they had long been optimistic about.

"What clothes to wear then? A suit? Or a wedding dress?" On the plane, Gu discussed with Ruan Zhe.

"You're only wearing a wedding dress! If you were wearing a wedding dress, I wouldn't object."

"If you don't wear it once, I really want to see you in your wedding dress. It must be very beautiful."

"You wear it first."

"Okay, I'll wear it first."

The author has something to say: Shouldn't it be locked?This is not a big shame, please be merciful, this is the last chapter, and it will not be updated in the future, little angels, I hope to see you again in the new article.

Goodbye, see you in the new article.

Finally, ask the author to collect it, Xinwen knew it earlier...

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