npc is a heartthrob [hologram]

When other players have already started to receive tasks from the npc in the holy city of Abna to increase their level and go to the mercenary society to recruit younger brothers to pick weapons, [Pertram] is walking out with the inexplicably young [Adonis] alley.

"Are you going home with me?"

The npc who stretched out his small arms around the player's big neck tugged at the player's big ears, and patted the player's big head.

[Bertram]: ... as long as you are happy, really.

"Ah."

The player, who was a little bit helpless by the bear npc, couldn't help but rippling when he heard the words "go home together", and had the illusion that he had already married the npc.

"Well... I just suddenly remembered where my home is! But... It seems that I am the only one in the house... Are you my father?"

"……no."

"Eh?!" [Adonis] hung his little head in frustration, and put his head limply on [Bertram]'s shoulder, "It turns out... so I'm a wild child that no one wants."

The little npc bit the player's big shoulder angrily: "Put me down, I don't want you to go home with me."

Hearing the npc's indistinct voice, he turned his head to check, only to find that his shoulder was gnawed [Bertram]: ... To be honest, you can gnaw it in another place, I don't mind.

"...You can treat me as a father."

The player who was still fluttering in the last second resisted the urge to cover his heart in the next second, and said this sentence with difficulty.

#daughter-in-law becomes son series#

#This game seems to be sick#

"Dad!" [Adonis] excitedly kissed the player's big face, "I knew you were my dad, we have the same color of hair and eyes!"

Painful yet happy [Bertram]: "...Doni, there are many people with the same color of hair and eyes as ours."

So stop calling me daddy!

"But...but you are the only one who can bring me out of that dark alley."

[Adonis]'s tone was a little aggrieved, but also very serious, and the immature voice of a child made people feel soft-hearted when they heard it.

"Only my father will protect me so hard."

"...Doni." [Bertram] was stunned for a moment, but decided to teach the npc seriously, "I'm not your father."

"You are!"

"Quiet and listen to me, okay?" [Bert Ram] stabilized [Adonis]'s wobbling body with his hand, "Papa is not the only one who will try to protect you, Bert Ram will too."

Players say their real names, not virtual game names.

"Bert... Rhyme?"

[Adonis], who fell into a panic after the player seriously denied that he was 'father', read the name gently, as solemnly as a whisper in prayer.

The watery light gathered in his beautiful eyes gradually dissipated, and joy spread into the black and white pupils little by little.

"Bertram... will work hard to protect me?"

[Adonis]'s soft voice sounded in [Bertram's] ear.

"Well. I'll try to protect you."

The player largely freed one hand to rub the npc's hair, with a slight smile in his eyes.

If you are by my side.

I will try my best to protect you.

"Bah-"

The coaxed [Adonis] kissed the player's face decisively.

[Bertram]: ...The only advantage of the daughter-in-law after she gets smaller is that she can play at any time.

……

The player who does not experience physical fatigue calmly stopped after [Adonis] pointed the wrong way for the third time: "Doni...don't you remember where your home is?"

"Remember, after exiting the alley, turn left, then turn right, and then go straight to the fruit stand. Opposite the stand is my house."

"...you keep telling me to turn right."

[Bertram] quietly watched the innocent-looking npc with his dark eyes, making the npc feel more and more guilty—"Baha—" [Adonis] intuitively sent a meme.

[Bertram]: Do you think this is something that can be solved? !

"Bah-"

[Adonis], who didn't see the player's greatly changed expression, kissed again, and by the way, stretched out his pink and tender tongue to lick the place where he kissed.

[Bertram]: ...That's right, this is something that can only be resolved with two things.

The player who couldn't do anything with the npc in his arms sighed heavily, walked back to the entrance of the alley according to his memory, and then calmly ignored [Adonis]'s behavior of pointing to the right as soon as he came across a corner.

"You...can you tell the left from the right?"

[Bertram] who was walking on the straight road was looking for the fruit stand, while talking to [Adonis] casually.

"It's clear."

[Adonis] nodded his head proudly.

"Really." [Bertram] calmly stopped at an intersection, "Tell me which side is left."

[Adonis] pointed to the right without hesitation: "That's the left."

"...Then which side is the right?"

[Adonis] pointed to the right again without hesitation.

[Bertram]: "...Didn't you realize...you pointed in the same direction twice?"

"...Eh?" [Adonis] blinked his dark eyes, looked to the 'left', then to the right, "Is there something wrong...?"

[Bertram]: Human beings who have lost their wisdom... are really powerful, really.

The player put [Adonis] on the ground, held his finger and pointed to the left: "This is the left."

[Adonis] blinked, and pointed to the right: "Yes, this is the left."

There are very different buildings on the left and right sides, and the players and npcs coming and going are also different, but they all seem to see [Adonis] and [Bertram], and they walk over as usual.

This kind of state that only each other can see and touch each other in the world is a side effect of the main task.

However, neither buildings nor pedestrians seem to be able to help [Adonis] distinguish the direction.

"No, this is the left."

[Bertram] seriously moved the npc's hand to the left.

"left."

The npc who recognized the direction by himself pointed his finger to the right again.

"You mean the right, and the left is this side."

[Bertram] took the trouble to correct the npc's pointing.

……

"This is... the left?"

After correcting it countless times, [Adonis] finally pointed his finger to the true left with a hesitant expression.

Reflexively stretching out his hand to correct the direction [Bertram] was taken aback for a moment, then stroked the soft black hair of the NPC: "Yes, Duny is awesome."

The praised [Adonis] blinked his beautiful eyes, a brilliant arc was raised on his exquisite face, and a blood-red fine line gradually appeared between his brows, like a tightly condensed flower bud.

[Botraim] who saw the 'Flower of Wisdom' was only slightly stunned for a moment, then was staggered backward by the sudden pounce on him: "...Be careful, don't fall."

"No." [Adonis], who threw himself into the player's big arms, raised his fair face, "Bom will catch me, right?"

"Yes... what's Bohm's name?" The young master, whose real name was such a lofty name as Bert Lim, got into a tangle.

"Isn't it possible...?" The npc lowered his head in frustration, "It's a pet name."

[Bertram]: ...Love... nickname? !

The player coughed a few times reservedly: "Of course, I really like this name."

"Let's go home, Boom, I'll show you the way!"

[Adonis] got up from [Bertram], took the player's big fingers, and excitedly dragged him to... turn right.

[Bertram]: ...

The player looked back at the fruit stand that was only a few hundred meters away, and then looked at [Adonis] who completely ignored the fruit stand and turned to the right in high spirits, and followed the npc silently. Behind him, there was no modification of his behavior.

--as long as you are happy.

—I don't care about anything else.

[Birtles], who was frozen in the contracted space, watched [Adonis]'s every move, even if he did not fall into a deep sleep and would continue to be attacked by chills and pain, he did not move his gaze away.

He still couldn't understand the reason for liking npc, but suddenly he could feel the feeling of liking npc a little bit.

Like... [Adonis].

The frozen heart also bursts of warm and exciting heat because of this thought, as if finding a kindling in the ice and snow, seeing hope.

[Bertram], who didn't know about the fact that he had an inexplicably extra love rival, patiently and gently accompanied [Adonis] to do one stupid thing after another, never tired of it.

……

at the same time--

"Am I the only one who discovered that the IQs of the NPCs in Abner Holy City are not online? ! "

The host who posted this post on the forum released a video of himself teasing an NPC selling vegetables:

The gray-haired and black-eyed landlord [woke up by himself] stood in front of [the vegetable seller in the city]: "How do you sell this vegetable, sir?"

[The vegetable seller in the city] looked at the potatoes he was pointing at: "One copper coin."

"Oh my god, sir, you lied to me. You obviously sold it for ten copper coins."

"...I didn't lie to you, it's really a copper coin."

[Woke up by myself] Handed over the circle I folded out of paper: "Forget it, I'll give you a silver coin, how about you sell me all the potatoes?"

"...I've never seen this kind of money." [The vegetable seller in the city] was a little puzzled.

"This is a new currency, but it's worth a lot. Please keep it well, sir, and go buy what you want later."

[Woke up by himself] Talking nonsense without changing his face.

"Oh... that's fine." [The vegetable seller in the city] took the paper-folded circle, put the potatoes in a bag and handed them out nimbly, "Here you are."

[Woke up by myself] With a calm expression, he took a bag of food that can nourish blood and nourish demons, turned and left.

And [the vegetable seller in the city] is still doing his own business in a serious manner.

——The host said that he provided a good way to benefit the society and exchange a small piece of paper for a lot of useful food.

Other players responded to the brainless and mentally retarded behavior of the Abner Holy City NPC that happened to them in the post, and finally came to a conclusion-the first page of the beginner's guide wrote The background of the game is not just for display.

——Humanity has really lost its wisdom.

Oh, of course, the players who are currently keen on molesting npcs can't know that human wisdom will return one day, but the memory of npc being teased will not be erased.