After moving bricks in Hong Kong, I was favored by the group [Comprehensive]

Although Mori Ogai verbally gave Hanada Rina the title of "candidate for one of the five major cadres of mafia" verbally that day, but in fact——

"Rina Hanada? Who is it?" a question from a passer-by in Hong Kong.

"I heard that she is a friend of the boss?!" A passer-by replied.

"I saw her when I was at Eldest Sister's. She is small and cute. She is as tall as... (Harmony)." Passer-by C interjected.

"Ah, the friend or something is fake. Could it be the BOSS's daughter?" Passerby A continued to ask.

What the hell are you talking about?

Where did Mori Ogai get such a young daughter? !

Listening to the recent news of a group of gangsters from Hong Kong 818, Hanada Rina kept a cold face the whole time, but Dazai Osamu who was listening beside her was enjoying himself, and he covered his mouth with his hands and laughed wildly.

"Wait, I have a bold idea: she can't be the lover of BOSS."

"Fuck, your brain is a bit big!"

"8 wrong, I like this idea. Write it down and it will be tomorrow's headline in Hong Kong gangsters!"

……

Sister, what kind of mudslide brain hole are you talking about? ? ?

Rina Hanada, who had listened to the whole process, said that she wanted to hit someone, but Osamu Goose Dazai was still making up the knife when they left.

"Miss, now all black people in Hong Kong know about your relationship with BOSS."

Shit, how can she have anything to do with Mori Ogai? !

A dime at most is ok! ?

"And I would like to congratulate Chuuya later, he is finally not the number one shortest Hong Kong black man."

...You can shut up, boy.

How long are you going to play this meme?

Rina Hanada rolled her eyes at Osamu Dazai.

It is also wonderful to say.Originally Mori Ogai planned to let Nakahara Chuya take her to familiarize himself with the business, but because Nakahara Chuya was very busy these two days, it became "Osamu Dazai temporarily took over Nakahara Chuya's work."

His whole body was bandaged, and there was a strange aura coming from his body...

This is Hanada Rina's evaluation of Osamu Dazai.

From the first time he saw Osamu Dazai, Hanada Rina felt that Osamu Dazai was to some extent the same person as "Mori Ogai".

After all, who the fuck is fine is always wrapped in bandages.

"I remember... you said before that you like suicide?"

"Hey?"

As soon as he heard the word suicide, Osamu Dazai was completely interested, and even his eyes shone with a strange light.

"Isn't suicide a beautiful thing?"

Compared with the lover's brain hole just now, the boy's brain hole is not clear, okay?

And it seems to be a little bit of middle school? _(:з」∠)_

Silently moved the boy from the previous list to the list of "suicidal boy with a little middle school", Hanada Rina only thought it was good to be young.

Once upon a time, she was also desperately pursuing the meaning of death, but now she is just happily being a sand sculpture.

It's not easy to let Osamu Dazai speak alone. Hanada Rina said perfunctorily "Yeah", and wanted to end this topic, but unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai was dissatisfied.

"Don't you think so, miss?"

"Isn't it good to be a happy sand sculpture =="

Hanada Rina replied without thinking, and saw the boy's kite-colored eyes slowly sinking.

...woc, this product can't be the body of the black mud, right?

Sensing that the other party's mood was not quite right, Hanada Rina hurriedly answered.

"Actually, death is not bad."

Hanada Rina decided to go back to her old job and started talking nonsense seriously.

"Life is short. Every day you wake up, work, eat, sleep, do your homework, play peas, and do the exact same thing over and over again, which is actually meaningless."

"When I was young, I had things to do when I was young. When I grow up, I have things to do when I grow up. When I am old, I just wait to eat, drink and die."

So, what is the meaning of their existence?

In fact, Hanada Rina doesn't know what the meaning of her existence is.

"But it's always good to be alive."

— Difficult to convince.

Osamu Dazai could not be persuaded by Rina Hanada's lines.

What good is there to be alive?

Osamu Dazai couldn't feel what Rina Hanada said, "it's good to be alive".

Because her reasons are too far-fetched.

Seeing the dejected look on Hei Ni's body, Hanada Rina said that she might be going bald, so why should she keep talking nonsense.

Seeing that the situation was developing in the direction of "the air is most afraid of being suddenly quiet", Rina Hanada coughed softly, thinking of speaking again to ease the inexplicable embarrassment.

"Ah, actually, don't be so pessimistic_(:з"∠)_..."

"As a human being, you still have to be happy."

"So isn't suicide something to be happy about?" Osamu Dazai asked her calmly.

Hanada Rina:? ?For me that's not it.

"How do I know." Hanada Rina let out a "huh", remembering the bandages wrapped around his body, and continued to throw the question to the other party, "If that's the case, why do you still exist here?"

"Because...you can't die."

Osamu Dazai lowered his head with a very indifferent expression.From Hanada Rina's point of view, Dazai Osamu actually looks like a lonely and quiet handsome man.

What? == Was it just a middle school boy who was simply not understood by others?

According to the brain circuit of normal people, death should be avoided.

Sure enough, a poor kid at this age always likes to think about some messy things.

Think about money! !

Is there anything more important than money in this world? ! !

"What an idiot."

Hanada Rina sighed softly.

"Since you can't die, why do you continue to seek death? Isn't this just adding more pain to yourself?"

"You said that suicide is a happy thing, but in the experience of suicide, you are actually in a state of pain, aren't you?"

——…Yes.

Osamu Dazai looked at Rina Hanada in disbelief. The face of the girl named "Rina Hanada" was firmly attached to Dazai Osamu's retina, and her blue eyes were adorned with her unique light.

"Find some goals to live on. Even if you don't live for yourself, think about earning coffin money. For example, making money is good! How can you live without a little money in this world?!"

——That was... exactly the same answer as that year.

For a while, Osamu Dazai, who has always been sober-minded, couldn't tell whether he was in reality or immersed in memories.

The face in memory that is no different from the present is superimposed, even though it was only a meeting that year, Osamu Dazai can still clearly portray the face of Rina Hanada in his mind.

Shuji Tsushima actually hated this sister who fished him out of the water.

"Cough...cough..."

He committed suicide many times, each time without exception, he couldn't die, only this time he was rescued.

"My sister is so annoying."

"Why did you rescue me?"

"? Huh? Brat, what are you talking about?!" The girl who was so tired that she couldn't get a good word almost pushed the brat's head into the water, "I've been disgusted by you for saving you?!"

Tsushima Shuji glanced to the other side, his clothes were wet from jumping into the water, his hair was also wet, and he was in a state of embarrassment.

And the condition of the girl who saved him is not much better, there is not a single part of her body that is dry.

"In order to get you up, my old lady's date has been ruined!"

"Then why are you saving me?"

... Wouldn't it be better to let him die directly?

Anyway, for a child like him whose father doesn't love his mother, it doesn't make any sense to live in this world.

It would be better to die.

"Hey, hey, what are you thinking?"

Seeing that Shuji Tsushima was thinking of something strange, the girl immediately stopped his dangerous thoughts, "Isn't it okay to live well? You are only so old and you are so black, what will you do in the future?"

It's disgusting, why is she pretending to be a savior.

He had no intention of living anyway.

The little Shuji Tsushima did not speak, but looked at Rina Hanada quietly.

"What an idiot."

The girl let out a sigh of relief.

Then she walked up to Shuji Tsushima and rubbed his chubby face fiercely.

"Since you can't die, why do you continue to seek death? Isn't this just adding more pain to yourself?"

Because he just fell into the water and was forced to fall into the breathing tube, Shuji Tsushima felt a pain in his chest. Coupled with being ruthlessly slapped on the face by the other party, Shuji Tsushima felt his head was numb and very uncomfortable.

"And you are still so young, isn't it a pity to die so early?"

Is it a pity to die at such a young age?

"...Of course!"

As if hearing his inner voice, the girl's voice was very brisk.

The shattered light of the moonlight hit her face, making her eyes even brighter.

...?

"The world will function without anyone. But if someone dies, the people around will be sad."

"No wonder." No one would feel sorry for him.

Shuji Tsushima was very sure.

"No—" But a more determined voice echoed in his head, "I will."

"If what I found just now was a dead body..."

"Then my good mood for a date would be gone too."

Her voice was very soft, with a little regret, and more of a certainty that made him doubtful.

Shocked by her tone, Shuji Tsushima raised his head in disbelief, staring at the girl blankly.

"Although I'm not in the mood to go on a date now!!! How can I meet my date when my clothes are soaked!? It's over, I'll be ashamed to death, woo woo woo!!!"

"..."

He sat there blankly, unable to say any more words to refute the other party.He had no choice but to stay where he was, watching the silver-haired young man in kimono rushing towards her in the distance.

"What's going on?!" The young man's voice sounded very nervous, "I've been waiting for you, but you didn't come."

"Hahahaha it's okay!!" Seeing the young man, the girl blushed instantly and scratched her head embarrassingly. "I saw a child fall into the water, so I fished him up."

The silver-haired young man glanced at the drenched girl, then at Shuji Tsushima who was sitting on the ground in a daze, and sighed helplessly, "Idiot." After that, he took off his windbreaker and put it on the girl. .

"Hey, kid over there, hurry home."

Before leaving, the young man left such a sentence and took her away.

The night wind was very cold, and it was very uncomfortable to blow on the body.Shuji Tsushima, who was drenched all over, got up and was about to leave, but saw the girl in the windbreaker running towards him with something in her hands.

That's candy apples.

"Hey, little brother."

She squatted down, stuffed the apple candy into his mouth without any explanation, rubbed his hair, and pinched his chubby face along the way.

Very sweet.

"After eating a piece of candy, all troubles will be forgotten~"

"You can't commit suicide anymore, but you have to live well."

She curved her eyebrows and smiled slightly, like a sunflower blooming in summer, bright and enthusiastic.

Shuji Tsushima suddenly felt that there seemed to be a split in his heart.

It seems to be a flower, a stone flower humbled into the dust, trying hard to get out of the broken crack.

——In that year, Osamu Dazai was not called Osamu Dazai.

——He was the Hanada Rina he met when he was called "Shuji Tsushima".

"?? Dazai??"

Seeing Dazai Osamu so preoccupied, Hanada Rina thought that she had mastered her tricks.

How can you make people so confused? ?

Osamu Dazai let out a soft "ah", and came back to his senses, a hand with slender fingers was dangling in front of him.

"Miss, I think you are right. People still have to find a target for themselves."

Hanada Rina suddenly felt a little great.

To be able to talk nonsense about life with Hei Ni_(:з」∠)_God knows she's going bald just now.

"It's better than..."

"How about a goal of 'suicide without pain'?"

Hanada Rina:? ? ?

What the hell? ? ?

Dare she waste so much tongue just now that the other party didn't listen to a word? ? ?

==All right, she has nothing to do if he wants to look like this.

"Speaking of which, what are we going to do today?"

Hanada Rina took advantage of the time when the voice was gradually heard, and quickly changed the topic of 'suicide'.

"Today..."

Osamu Dazai put his chin on his hand and tilted his head to think for a while, as if he was really thinking about something important.

"Then, the first thing is, of course, to have a full meal."

"How can you work if you're not full~"

Hanada Rina:? ?Did I really believe in your evil? ?