Brand Master [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Before going to the company, the conscientious Mary handed Clark a thick notebook, which recorded the life taboos and habits of her jerk boss.

If you have to give this notebook a title, it must be: "One Hundred Ways to Raise Vera Senna"

Clark thought it didn't matter at first, but based on his understanding of Vera, there must be no problem—why is this notebook so thick! ! ?

So, how to raise a Vera Senna well?

First and foremost:

Don't expect to control her, and don't try to make her obedient.

You must clearly know that this Vera has a very bad personality, neither gentle nor well-behaved, but also extremely arrogant, with a strong sense of domain, and max observation and acuity.

If you force her to be sensible, there is a high probability that she will be locked as an enemy.

If she is forced to use violence to make her obedient, the consequences will be at her own risk.

Secondly, after slowly dispelling this Vera's vigilance, you can try to get close to her, intervene in her life, and officially start to serve as this Vera's breeder.

But don't try to reach the sky in one step, just throw food at her from a distance.

(PS Kissing, hugging and touching are all prohibited, otherwise you will bear the consequences)

Then there are various precautions, a few points to keep in mind:

Don't make any noise while she's at work, and don't let anything unrelated to work bother her;

After her all-nighter, sleep or not, serve desserts with whipped cream as soon as possible, otherwise this Willa will be in a bad mood all day because of the lack of sugar.

Don't take it upon yourself to clean up her workbench when it's a mess, or you'll be greeted with the most violent revolt and blowouts ever!

In addition, there are all kinds of messy breeder codes.

For example, the breeder must maintain a variety of desserts, for example, the breeder must be on call at any time, for example, the breeder must pay attention to the beverage inventory in the refrigerator, for example, how the breeder supervises this Vera to sleep, etc...

After reading the whole article, it is simply a history of blood and tears of Mary, with chapters and chapters saying "Vera Senna, you are an asshole".

Clark: ==

Relying on his powerful brain power, he memorized all of them after reading them once. Then he packed his luggage and confidently followed Vera to a secret safe house near the company.

This time Vera was injured, probably only Mary and Mr. Sterling in the whole company knew about it. For the sake of the company's stock price and Mrs. Wigner's heart, she didn't plan to publicize it at all, and incidentally kept it from Jason.

"Tell them what?"

Vera spoke eloquently, "Mrs. Wigner is inconvenient to move, and Jason is a child, and he can't help. Why should they worry in vain?"

She still doesn't understand: Is there any point in worrying about adding trouble?

Therefore, Clark could only pinch his nose, and under the cover of Mary, he ran away quickly without telling Mrs. Wigner and Jason.

The safe house provided by Bruce was fairly secluded. After Vera moved in, she was so absorbed in her work that she ignored Clark.

With the help of the voice assistant, she was still lying on the hospital bed, and she actually controlled the computer by voice. While remotely giving instructions to Mary to urge the team members to improve their work efficiency, she was busy with Zhenglian's publicity and public relations work.

Even though the room is soundproofed and Vera's voice is soft, Clark, who has super hearing, can still hear the voices coming from the room.

"Where is the AE in charge of the Worthington Group? Report it to me—very good, you can pack up your things and go home to rest now. You offended the other party's supervisor and made such a big mistake. How dare you hide it for two months? "

"This is the research you spent half a month doing? Use last year's data to fool me?"

"Every member of the copywriting team bought me a copy of "The Art of Speaking Putonghua". If I see you using such hypocritical compound words in advertisements for maternity and baby products again, you can pack up your things and go to the next door to make public welfare advertise."

"I don't need you to come up with some esoteric ads, gentlemen, you don't make ads to send your work to the Cannes Advertising Festival, you make ads to sell products!"

For a whole day, Vera made countless phone calls and sent countless emails, all with a calm tone and a calm attitude.As if these messy, horrific mistakes hadn't been rammed into her own head.

Counting it all, this is the first time Clark has observed how Vera communicates with business partners or colleagues, and finally realized why many people in the company are so afraid of Director Senna.

She is indeed one of those very domineering bosses, she will be fired if she says she is fired, and she will be demoted if she says she is demoted. As long as she makes a big mistake like that AE, she will never give anyone a second chance.

And she doesn't know how to show mercy at all. As long as there is a mistake, no matter who the other party is, whether it is a man or a woman, an old employee or a newcomer, she will always pick it out on the spot in the most vicious way in a slow manner.

Such a ruthless, vicious and domineering boss would be feared and hated by anyone.

Clark heard that a certain male employee under Vera's hand almost burst into tears after a few words from her. The other party's words were obviously crying, but he still ran back to work obediently.

However, in some ways, Vera is much better than some really cold and selfish bosses.

For example, she defended her shortcomings, and went directly to protest with Mr. Sterling Jr. for the benefit of her team members, and fought for the normal vacation rights and bonuses of her subordinates.

For another example, she has clear rewards and punishments. She will directly fire employees because of huge mistakes. She will also hire the entire group to go out for sightseeing at her own expense because the team members have worked overtime for several days in a row.

Although she always picks mistakes, as long as the people below have really worked hard, she only points out the mistakes and gives corresponding guidance plans. All the people she dismisses are those who neglect their duties, do not correct their mistakes and try to cover them up.

She doesn't like to be flattered by others, and she hates people's profiteering even more. She only cares about hard work and performance in everything. Working under Vera, she doesn't have to worry about offending her boss in personal matters.

In general, working here at Vera, as long as you work hard and be open-minded, you can definitely learn a lot, but the premise is that you have a thick skin and can withstand someone's poisonous tongue and overtime.

Moreover, after working under Vera for a few years, and then jumping to another company, with the experience of working under Vera Senna, the salary offered by HR will be a little higher.

This is also the reason why Clark went to the forum and saw that many people wanted to work under Director Senna, because she is really the kind of advertising master that everyone loves and hates.

But right now, a certain intimidating, domineering and cool talented advertiser in front of everyone... still has to lie on the hospital bed and obediently wait for someone to feed him ==

Because both arms were cast in plaster, Vera's daily life was basically done by Mary, but now, it was replaced by Clark.

Vera has a huge demand for all kinds of snacks, and she loves to drink coffee, so Clark has to be on call at all times.

During the whole day, she was half lying on the bed with thick plaster casts on her hands. There was a small table in front of her, on which were placed computers, mobile phones and various materials. She wore a bluetooth headset and looked indifferent. Look at the data to observe the trend of public opinion.

Then from time to time, with that expressionless face, he said to Clark beside him:

"I want egg tarts."

"Coffee Coke."

"Cream puffs, too."

Clark hurriedly passed the food to Vera's mouth, and he would see the big devil lady in the eyes of outsiders come to his big hand, bite down a big mouthful of sweets, chew with her cheeks puffed out, and her eyes were still staring open. He stared at the computer screen, reluctant to leave for a moment.

Clark who was hit by the cute flash: "!!?"

Vera is terrible!

The Great Demon King Vera is too scary!

——She's scary because she's so cruel and fierce, yet people can't help but feel so cute!

Stimulated by this, Clark worked even harder (...)

It has to be said that the notes left by Mary can't fully express the difficulty of raising this Vera.

Because he really worked as Vera's life assistant, Clark realized that Vera's requirements for food, clothing, housing and transportation were very high, and it was extremely difficult to serve.

For example, she would suddenly ask Clark to go out to buy a limited number of desserts in a designated store, completely ignoring the traffic jams on the streets of Washington at the moment and the question of whether the limited number of desserts can be bought, and forced the poor Clark to go out within an hour. Come back inside.

For another example, her previous habit was to drink iced coffee. After Clark made the coffee and served it with ice cubes, she suddenly and self-willedly expressed that she wanted to drink hot coffee today.

Vera, with a serious face, is plausible:

"If I don't eat the limited-edition yellow peach egg tart in that store, I won't be inspired."

"Ah, I feel sick to my stomach today, I want some hot coffee."

Of course, there are more excessive:

"There's no pattern on your toast."

"The salad dressing is not made by Mrs. Wigner herself. I don't eat it."

Clark: "..."

Suddenly I understood the reason why Miss Mary has been so irritable==

If it were an ordinary person, Vera would have been tossed back and forth to the point of collapse and autism, but Clark was different.

Relying on his powerful super power, he abruptly... fulfilled all these messy requests perfectly!

Are Vera's requests too many or complicated?

It doesn't matter, he has super brain power, and it's easy to memorize them all.

Willa suddenly made a temporary request to eat this or that, and there is still a one-hour time limit?

It doesn't matter, he spends 1 minute going back and forth, and the remaining 59 minutes are definitely no problem for queuing.

Vera's taste changes Don't want iced coffee Want hot coffee?

Superman. Thermal vision. Microwave version serves you online, and you can heat it to any degree you want.

Besides, the toast has no pattern?Then use heat vision to trace one up;

Can't make the salad dressing that Mrs. Wigner made herself?Then fly home and get a can;

Even when there was something wrong with the refrigerator and it wasn't cooling, Clark could smile and let out a frozen breath over several cans of soda.

——Although he is not as familiar with Mary, but he has bugs!

Every time he successfully completed the task, Clark thought he was still very competent.

Therefore, at night, when Mary came to hand over the work to Clark, he told Mary about Vera's movements and requests during the day, with a sad feeling of "Miss Mary, you are really not easy". .

Mary: "?"

Although... her bastard boss is indeed difficult to deal with, but is she so willful and tricky?

Watching Clark leave with a strange expression, Mary scratched the back of her head and walked to Vera's room. After hesitating for a long time, she still couldn't help asking the patient on the bed:

"Vera, are you deliberately torturing Clark Kent?"

——Usually I have never seen you to be so self-willed!

Mary looked puzzled:

"Not to mention anything else, isn't the owner of the dessert shop where you asked Clark Kent to run errands an old acquaintance of yours? If you call to make an appointment, the other party will definitely deliver the sweets in person. As for letting Kent run like this An hour? Also, your taste in coffee has changed? When did you eat a slice of toast and start drawing?"

"..."

Vera but smiled

She tilted her head and motioned Mary to look at the computer screen. The chat dialog box on the screen happened to be the owner of the dessert shop that Clark had run errands during the day.

In front of Mary, Vera asked this old acquaintance for a copy of the surveillance video of the dessert shop as if nothing had happened.

"the reason is simple."

Instructing Mary to play the video transmitted by the other party at a certain time during the day, Vera twitched the corners of her mouth and said coolly.

"...I did it on purpose."

……

Within two days, Vera said that she was going out for a while.

"You give me a drive."

In view of her own fracture, Vera did not insist on driving by herself for the first time, and gave Clark the driving right.

"!"

Clark, who felt deeply valued and trusted, felt a little turbulent inside, "Miss Senna, are you going away?"

"No, just go to the suburbs."

Vera said an address with a calm face—it happened to be one of the secret entrances and exits of the Justice League base.

"I'll go over there by myself, and you can park your car in a nearby parking lot and move around freely."

A few minutes later, Clark's superman-specific communicator received a message from Vera calling seven superheroes for a meeting. At the end of the text message, Vera solemnly declared that this meeting was very important, and if she was late, she would die.

That is to say, Vera wants Superman to arrive at the Justice League headquarters in time, and Vera needs Clark Kent to deliver her to the Justice League headquarters on time and to properly dispose of her car.

Because there is an important meeting, no one can be late.

Clark: "..."

This, this will not trouble him! [gritting teeth]

On the same day, Clark first drove Vera to the place she agreed upon, and after watching her enter the secret base of the Justice League, taking advantage of the shielding settings on the Justice League side, he picked up the car with one hand and ran straight away. rise from the sky.

In the next second, Diana and Trevor, who were making love to each other on the terrace, watched a familiar car appear from the sky.

Superman was carrying the car with one hand, and quickly completed the change of clothes in mid-air with the other. He charged towards the top of the terrace aggressively, and hung the car on the top of the building like he was carrying a toy.

With a bang, Superman landed as if nothing had happened, and without the consciousness of interrupting other people's love, he lifted his foot and walked downstairs:

"Vera is already here, are you going to be late?"

Diana: "..."

Trevor: "..."

As a person who never liked to be late in front of Vera, Clark noticed with sharp eyes that Vera had just stepped into the elevator downstairs at this moment.

Secretly heaving a sigh of relief, he was about to open the balcony door and walk towards the conference room when the cell phone belonging to Clark Kent suddenly buzzed.

Superman was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously took out his phone, and found that the call...was from Vera.

On the other end of the phone, the Demon King, who was obviously still using Bluetooth and voice assistants, asked bluntly:

"Where are you?"

Superman: "..."

Diana and Trevor, who followed closely behind, just looked at the majestic Superman with a deep and magnetic voice just now, and changed their tone in an instant, using a strange tone that was deliberately raised, weak answer weakly:

"Me? I'm driving to the parking lot right now."

"..."

Diana and Trevor's faces turned green when they heard this pussy voice.

When Diana couldn't bear it anymore and was frowning and trying to stop Superman, the showman Kryptonian who was answering the phone in that timid state suddenly turned around and glanced at Diana coldly.

Those sky-colored eyes were serious and cold, full of warning, no different from the previous Superman who beat everyone up, and it was impossible to see that this guy was just explaining his grievances to the person on the other end of the phone .

Just when Diana and Trevor were puzzled, and Superman himself had an intuition that something was wrong, Vera's voice came again coldly on the other end of the phone:

"I want you to know that my new car is very delicate and you have to be careful when you park it."

Superman: "...Okay."

He glanced guiltyly at the "delicate car" on the top of the terrace that was being slapped wildly by the strong wind.

"Oh, right."

Seeing that she was about to hang up the phone, Vera seemed to think of something, and lazily added,

"I forgot to tell you. Some time ago, after I was injured for some unknown reason, in order to prevent this kind of thing from happening again, I quietly asked someone to help me modify the vehicle."

"……Um?"

The expression on the man's face suddenly went blank for a second.

As the sound of a certain high-heeled shoe tapping gradually approached, Vera's voice on the other end of the phone gradually overlapped with the voice outside the balcony door.

The patio door was flung open.

Vera stood at the door, looking at Superman's expression with a half-smile:

"—I asked Batman to install a signal locator in my car."

She raised her chin lazily and asked slowly.

"Excuse me, get my car off again, boy."

Clark: "..."

Excuse me, is it too late for me to escape to Kansas now?