Is your ex-boyfriend rude today?

No netizen is innocent when the programmer is so sleepy that he falls down.

Especially tonight, the two culprits are still blowing on the air conditioner and eating western food to stir up trouble. If the programmers find out, they will definitely gnash their teeth and insult them!

The reason was that Sikong Shui's weibo became popular.

[Netizen 1: A boss who sells his privacy like a star is shameless. 】

[Sikong Shui: I'm not your boss, so it's your turn to talk? 】

[Netizen 2: If it is true, please treat our brother well. 】

【Sikong Shui: Of course it's true, and you don't need to invite me. I treat him very well. 】

[Netizen 3: Selling corruption is shameful. 】

【Sikong Shui: It's shameful to be as brainless as you are. 】

[Netizen 4: Let’s go, it’s a marketing tool. 】

[Sikong Shui: Me or him, which one needs to market itself? 】

[Netizen 5: Yan Li is rotten pg]

[Sikong Shui: The number of retweets has exceeded a certain amount, and it has been forwarded to the lawyer. 】

……

Sikong Shui yelled at the netizens like a tireless scolding tool.

Sister Chen couldn't stand it anymore, so she called Yan Li's home phone: "Take care of your boyfriend, and tell him to stop scolding netizens."

Yan Li was playing a game, and thought that Sikong Shui next door, who had been holding a mobile phone, was dealing with work, so he couldn't react for a while: "What?"

Sister Chen also convinced him: "You! Boyfriend! You're talking! Netizens scolding each other!"

"Oh," Yan Li leaned into Sikong Shui's arms to take a look, and replied, "There is no scolding, he usually talks like this."

Sister Chen paused for a long time, completely convinced: "You two love whatever you want."

When Sikong Shui was taken away from his mobile phone, he instantly gave up on the boring netizens and turned around to play with the big baby in front of him.

Sikong Shui suggested: "Recently, you have time to rest, do you want to find a quieter place for vacation?"

Yan Li thought for a while: "Forget it, don't make the original clean place dirty."

"Of course there are," Sikong Shui said, "My parents just built a mountain some time ago."

Yan Li threw the game controller: "So is the king of the mountain planning to take me back to the village?"

Sikong Shui couldn't match him, so he had no choice but to seal his mouth in the most primitive way: "Then are you going or not?"

"go with!"

Yan Li secretly went to see Sikong Shui's mother during the parents' meeting before. She was a wealthy lady who looked very noble, but she hadn't met her formally for so many years. But what is certain is that Sikong Shui's mother and his mother To be a friend is definitely not a serious old lady.

This operation by Sikong Shui completely changed Yan Li's attention from coming out to meeting his parents.

During the few days that he was waiting to go on vacation, Yan Li wandered around the house every day, and when he reached the small garden, he sent a message to Sikong Shui:

[Yan Li: Does your father like gardening?Should I learn how to make flowers? 】

[Sikong Shui: He likes planting rice seedlings, you can't learn it. 】

When walking to the small pool:

[Yan Li: Do your parents like fishing?Shall I learn to fish? 】

【Sikong Shui: They only know to eat fish. 】

Go to the room:

[Yan Li: What gift should I prepare? 】

[Sikong Shui: Bring a signed photo. 】

Yan Li: ...

If your parents drop 1000 million and let me break up with you, it will definitely be your fault and I will shrink with you!

Yan Li was going on vacation in another place, so he naturally had to tell his elders that his parents went on a trip recently, so he packed everything up and went to his elder brother's company.

By the way, he coaxed the big brother who was so shocked by his coming out that he hadn't contacted him for three consecutive days.

"What?" Brother Yan looked at him and sneered, "You were banned after you came out, and then came here to ask for money?"

Yan Li put the dessert on his table: "I think you and Sikong Shui will definitely become good friends." This way of speaking is quite different.

"It's not bad now." Brother Yan accepted the gift unceremoniously.

"Of course the older brother should kiss me a little bit more." Yan Li suddenly changed the subject.

Brother Yan has been right with him for so many years, and he knows his little thoughts like the back of his hand: "Tell me, what do you want to do again?"

Yan Li reported to him his next whereabouts.

"Tsk," Brother Yan frowned, "Is there no mountain for you to live in at home? Why go to someone else's mountain for vacation? You are not a young daughter-in-law married in the feudal era."

Yan Li:? ? ?

Yan Li: "When did our family have a mountain?"

"Our mother bought it," said Brother Yan, "it's on that mountain in the suburbs, and the market value is now several hundred million. Our mother said that there is a good plan to build a resort there, so the construction has not started."

Yan Li was once again shocked by how rich his parents were, and blurted out accidentally: "So our family is also the King of the Mountain?!"

"What a mess," Brother Yan felt deeply that his younger brother would not let him stay, "you can go if you want, even the locker is out by yourself, can my brother control you?"

"Thank you brother."

Brother Yan really couldn't control his younger brother, but he didn't expect that he couldn't even control his employees.

Weibo netizen @社物达人: This is the first time I went to the CEO's office today, guess who I saw?

The accompanying picture is a photo of Brother Yan rubbing his younger brother's head violently.

The lights are warm, the eyes are gentle and tender.

Although Yan Li was in a miserable situation at the time.

But from the photos it looks ambiguous, very ambiguous.

Netizens who have been bullied by Sikong Shui for the past few days finally have a window to vent.

[If you think you are the real wife, you come to tease someone. First, let's see what kind of thing you are dating. 】

[I beg Yan Li to publish a book on love secrets, I also want to date so many rich and handsome people. 】

[Everyone put the time management master in the comments! 】

"Brother!" Brother Yan was still working overtime, and Yan Li had already received the message, "You have become my lover!"

"What a mess." Brother Yan almost deleted a file by mistake, "The boss is not young, and he doesn't know how to be serious."

The assistant just came in to report, and saw that brother Yan called and wanted to go out, but he was stopped: "Why did I become my brother's lover?"

The assistant originally came in to report this matter, so he quickly took out the tablet and handed it to Brother Yan. The marketing director was also waiting outside the door, and he could be seen circling in circles through the frosted glass.

Brother Yan didn't know whether to laugh or get angry when he saw the scandal.

"It was not made public before because it was not needed," Brother Yan returned to him, "Since it is needed now, then we can do whatever we want."

All the members of the marketing department worked overtime that night, racking their brains to figure out how to get their products out of the turmoil of this incident.

In the end, the special assistant to the president made the decision and sent out the first non-marketing tweet since the official Weibo was launched.

[Official Announcement: The performer who was photographed today is a related person of our group. Although he has no actual holding, his father is the chairman of our group. That is to say, the two Mr. Yan photographed today are brothers. Please don't make extraneous guesses. 】

At this moment, all the netizens froze.

Only some people extended the tentative little jiojio:

[Netizen 1: Who told me that Yan Li was very poor, open your eyes wide and see, this is called very poor? 】

[Netizen 2: I took a silent look at the land under my feet. No wonder I came out so boldly. If I don’t work hard, I will go back and inherit the family business. 】

[Netizen 3: This man is a broken pot, is he addicted to self-explosion? 】

……

Yan Li patted Sikong Shui who had just taken a shower: "Why are you surfing the Internet again?"

Sikong Shui didn't feel the slightest question about himself at all: "Isn't this the truth?"

"Look at what you're talking about?" Yan Li poked his ipad and asked about the Weibo post that Sikong Shui just posted, "What is it called? I said before that my wife is very jealous. Now I want to add something. I'm very jealous, please don't give my lover any more inexplicable scandals?"

Sikong Shui read it carefully: "There are no typos."

Is this a typo issue?

"Whatever they do so much," Si Kongshui was very dissatisfied with the fact that Yan Li's attention was drawn away by irrelevant people, "I'm tired from working overtime today, so you can chat with me."

"What are you talking about?"

Sikong Shui pushed the man down on the bed, and the drops of water from just washing his hair were thrown onto Yan Li's pen, and Sikong Shui licked it away.

Yan Li swallowed: "What are you talking about?"

Sikong Shui bit his Adam's apple: "Didn't you say that you want to learn from my father in farming, so let's talk about how to grow strawberries first..."

The soil had not been loosened for a long time, and the process of planting strawberries was a bit difficult, but the two were still satisfied, and slept until noon the next day.

Yan Li pushed away Sikong Shui who was still rubbing against his neck: "Don't go too far."

Pushed by him, Sikong Shui was unwilling to move, so he got up after a while: "I'll make you breakfast."

When Yan Li finished washing and walked out of the kitchen, he was still busy inside. Seeing his figure in an apron, Yan Li immediately felt the joy of a bumper harvest.

A sense of happiness welled up in my heart, my back pain and leg pain were negligible, and I even wanted to plant strawberries again.

Anyway, there is nothing to do today.

Yan Li stepped forward and untied Sikong Shui's apron: "Stop cooking, let's do something else."

There is nothing wrong with it.

They can't finish breakfast today.

After planting strawberries, Yan Li rested for several days, and went to his mountain together when Sikong Shui was on vacation.

Yan Li sat very restless in the car, looking for things to distract himself, and even proposed to drive in the front row, but he settled down after being strongly rejected by the driver.

Sikong Shui held him down: "Why are you nervous, my parents are easy to get along with."

"But it's going to be stressful!"

The car drove on the highway for several hours, and when it arrived at a suburb of the outer city, the car drove straight up the hill and stopped in front of a farm. Yan Li was led by Sikong Shui to walk inside.

Yan Li asked in a low voice: "Are your parents serious?"

After following Sikong Shui around the corner, he heard Sikong's father say: "I think you look fat in this dress."

Yan Li: ...ok, I've decoded it, Sikong Shui's EQ is definitely inherited from his father.