Is your ex-boyfriend rude today?

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For Cheng Wuwei,

The most ignorant thing in this life is - getting married!

The happiest thing in this life is-leave!marriage!

After the divorce, Cheng Wuwei ate and slept well, his waist didn't hurt, his legs didn't feel sore, he could climb hundreds of floors in one breath, and he could fly up with his little brother.

However, the world is impermanent, and Alpha's ex-husband has parachuted to become the dean of students!

Have you had a close relationship with your classmates?Copy the school rules ten times!

Went out to disco tonight?Run ten laps on the playground!

Openly discuss the stature of the dean of students?Come experience it for yourself tonight!

Cheng Wuwei is suffering!

The most exaggerated thing is that after finally passing the test and becoming a steel omega, he can go to the battlefield to show off his ambitions, and suddenly finds himself——pregnant? !Also pregnant with a husky who can show cuteness and tear down houses? !

So here comes the question, is it his ex-husband who rolls around outside the door every day begging for sex? !

The environment in Hengdian is really not very good. The general accommodation hotel is next to the shooting location and downstairs is the stinky ditch. No matter whether it is spring, summer or autumn, you have to dance with mosquitoes. The places where the camera accidents can be described as dirty and messy.

Yan Li fell asleep and felt itchy on his legs, thinking it was a mosquito, he subconsciously scratched it twice: "Hiss——."

"What's wrong?" Sikong Shui was leaning on the bedside to read the documents, but when he heard Yan Li's cry of pain, he immediately came over.

The two argued for a while before going to bed, but Yan Li did not go to the hospital for professional treatment in the end.

Instead, he lay on the bed and received professional care from President Sikong.

Yan Li felt guilty: "I accidentally scratched the wound."

"Trouble." Sikong Shui said unforgivingly, but honestly applied another layer of medicine to Yan Li, and then pressed Yan Li's hands firmly around his waist, "Go on to sleep, I will looking at you."

Yan Li smiled and said, "How can you be so delicate."

Sikong Shui patted him: "The little wife of the domineering president is very delicate, you can also look like a little wife."

Yan Li: ...

What weird things did you see again?

Because the president is too domineering, he made the little wife sleepless, and the little wife was too lazy to get up, so she lay beside the president and played with Sikong Shui's clothes intentionally or unintentionally. Suddenly, Sikong Shui grabbed his wrist.

Yan Li looked up at him: "What's wrong?"

I saw that Sikong Shui had put down the document in his hand, staring at Yan Li with deep eyes, with a hint of anticipation hidden.

Beauty misleads the country!

The little wife who couldn't stand the beauty swallowed her saliva: "What's the matter?"

Sikong Shui raised the corner of his mouth slightly: "I'll show you a treasure."

Actually talked about dirty jokes again!

Yan Li half pushed and half said: "What... what?"

Sikong Shui didn't answer, he lifted the quilt and got out of bed, and replaced the light-transmitting curtains in the room with blackout curtains, and the light in the room suddenly became ambiguous.

Yan Li heard his footsteps coming towards him, and felt the bed behind him was sunken, and his quilt was lifted...

Sikong Shui turned Yan Li over to face him, pulled the quilt straight over the heads of the two, then took out his phone and handed it to Yan Li: "Look! It's luminous!"

I saw a video playing on Sikong Shui's mobile phone. The background of the video was the community they lived in. Everything was so ordinary, except for the crystal statue of Yan Li standing in the middle of the screen. The colorful Marysu halo exudes in the background.

Sikong Shui said seriously: "I've researched deeply, and this lighting package is very cost-effective, so I added an additional fee later, and asked them to add this light."

"boom--"

The domineering president didn't get the surprise hug from the little wife in the script, but was kicked out of bed instead.

The sweet wife turns into a fierce husband in a second, whoever listens is pitiful.

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Kong Ying always thought that beauty was the best weapon for her, who would have thought that someone would be invulnerable.

Ever since she decided to hook up with Yan Li, she has experienced a sense of frustration that she has never experienced in her life, and it is even more so today, as she lost face in front of everyone.

When filming in the afternoon, Kong Ying felt that they were just laughing at her.

When the play was over, the assistant immediately came up to him: "Sister, you did a great job, what do you want to eat tonight?"

"I don't have any appetite, I won't eat to lose weight," Kong Ying sent her away, "Go and buy some food and drink first, and you won't be able to come down when you get back to the hotel. I'll go take off my makeup first."

If the assistant knew, she would definitely stop her conscientiously. Kong Ying changed her clothes and ran to the bar she knew without saying hello. She didn't know what was going on. It's so much taller, it's full of stamina and it still chokes the throat.

Kong Ying said with her mouth wide open, "Waiter, how did your wine taste like this?"

The bartender took it over and smelled it, then put it back: "No problem."

Kong Ying's head was a little bewildered, so she picked it up and continued to drink when she heard that there was no problem.

But after drinking a glass, she felt that something was wrong. This glass of wine was like a drug. A shock made her a little clearer, and her vigilance made her rush to the bathroom to pick her throat. As a result, she opened the door and fell into the toilet. .

As far as this time is concerned, all kinds of ghosts and monsters are scrambling to haunt, and it is quite dangerous for an actor to faint in the toilet like this.

When Kong Ying woke up, she found that she was transferred from the door of the bathroom to sitting in the toilet in the cubicle. She patted her head in a daze, wondering which guest was so kind to move her inside up.

Who would have imagined that after she woke up, the door of the cubicle in front of her was sprayed with red paint in large characters——

Control your behavior, this time is a warning for you.

For a moment, Kong Ying's hairs stood on end.

"Fuck!"

Kong Ying only saw her manager when she was at the police station.

The manager hurried over by car: "Oh, my little ancestor, are you okay?"

The assistant following behind was listless, obviously having eaten and died.

Kong Ying grabbed the mineral water bottle in her hand: "If you let me know whose prank it is, I won't beat him to death."

"Hey, hey," the policeman knocked on the table, "Public figures, pay attention, it is our duty to find out who stunned you, and punishing him is something that can only be done by law, don't think too hard."

"Yes, yes," said the agent with a smile on his face, "My Yingying is the most obedient, how could she do such a thing, don't worry."

Kong Ying was noncommittal, and stood up: "Let's go."

Today, Kong Ying didn't know which god she had offended, and as soon as she left the police station, she ran into an appointment to have supper.

Kong Ying: "Hurry up and go."

After returning to the car, the manager finally asked, "Do you...do you want to go to the hospital?" Don't just avoid going to the hospital for the sake of face, it will be troublesome when you get sick.

"No need!" Kong Ying was furious, "I just passed out in the toilet for a while!"

"Okay, okay." The manager quickly reassured, "It's fine."

The crew couldn't hide things. For example, Yan Li, who was said to have offended the senior executives of Qianliliu, had a long talk with the president of Qianliliu all night long.

Another example is that Kong Ying did not know why she entered the police station yesterday, but judging by the way she treats people, it probably won't be a good thing.

Kong Ying was very aggrieved, and she couldn't go around telling others that she went to the police station because she was stunned and threatened.

When a female artist is stunned in the street, anyone can think of some nasty things, and the image of Kong Ying should be lost.

So she could only bear it silently, and transferred her anger to the person who prescribed the drug and Yan Li who caused her to go out to drink in the middle of the night to relieve boredom.

Yan Li suddenly felt a chill behind him: "Why do I feel that someone is staring at me?"

Brother An looked around vigilantly: "No, they are all from the crew."

"Maybe I'm overthinking it." Yan Li reached for his water glass to drink water, but found a small card stuck under the glass, which is the kind usually used to plug the crack of the hotel room door.

Yan Li glanced at it, and it said: I will do whatever you want for you, and very detailed contact information is also attached.

Yan Li handed it to Brother An: "There is still this kind of company. If I want 1000 million, he will go to rob it."

An Ge reached out and took it: "It turns out that the publicity business is all promoted to the crew."

Yan Li dawdled with his cup, now businessmen will do everything in order to make money, and the boss of one of the top big groups, Qianliliu, is not the same.

Last night, I pulled him to try the company's new body wash together.

Yan Li, the chief probationer, resolutely refused.

On a business trip, I can bring a large bottle of shower gel with me, which is so kind that I don't hide it at all.

Sikong Shui was very sad. Early this morning, he led a group of subordinates aggressively to inspect the nearby shower gel production line.

Yan Li sighed softly, this is the bad thing about two busy people falling in love. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl met thousands of miles away, and when the love was halfway through, the Cowherd suddenly said: "I still have work to come over this time, so I'll check out the magpie's nest by the way." Breeding plan, you wait here for me."

Zhinu said: "It's okay, you can go, I will also go to the Nine Heavens to perform weaving, see you then and go home, see you next year."

"Ai——." Yan Li sighed for the [-]th time, it was really a sweet trouble.

Xu Xiaoyu just passed by: "What? Did you not have a good time yesterday?"

Yan Li shook his head: "It's all in Hengdian, so there's nothing to do."

Xu Xiaoyu winked at him: "Did you take Mr. Sikong out for a walk?"

Yan Li smiled and changed the subject: "Sister Xu, you are the one who really should go out for a walk. You didn't sleep last night. You will feel much better if you go out for a walk."

When mentioning what happened last night, Xu Xiaoyu's expression froze for a moment, then he smiled and said, "Then why didn't you sleep well? Maybe I forgot to put on a mask yesterday, but today I seem to be in a bad state."

The most taboo in the entertainment industry is to keep inquiring into other people's privacy. Yan Li nodded, smiling and nodding: "I will send two more sleep aid essence aromatherapy to sister Xu's room. It can also have skin care effects without applying a mask."

"There are such good things," Kong Ying pretended to be passing by, "Can you give me two to try?"

I didn't notice her presence just now, Yan Li was taken aback, and his mind quickly turned to a thousand kinds of consequences of being hyped by her after giving gifts, and finally said: "Okay, but I only have two in my hand. After buying it abroad, it will be sent to your home.”

"Okay." Kong Ying gritted her teeth and squeezed out a syllable, silently cutting off a crystal fingernail.

After Yan Li and the others had left, Assistant Kong Ying came up cautiously: "Sister, are we really going to do this? I don't think Teacher Yan really has any other intentions. We really won't have any problems if we do this." Question?"

Kong Ying paused for a long time, then firmly said: "Do it!"

She has been the second child of Wannian for so long, and her traffic has gradually declined recently. If she doesn't work hard, she will find no such person next year, so what will happen to the loans she owed for buying luxury goods over the years.

After finally meeting someone who is relatively easy to handle, and finally coming up with a secret and comprehensive plan, this one must be fought!