Is your ex-boyfriend rude today?

desolate……

Tragic...

sorrow……

The embarrassment of that scene just now, I farted loudly while speaking in front of tens of thousands of people

No less than a school sports meeting relay race along the way diarrhea

At the same time as running naked, Sikong Shui reached out to give him a pistol.

What's worse, Sikong Shui was still asking beside him: "What do you mean? Are we going to knock on the door now?"

Yan Li was devastated: "Why did you choose to attack me just now?!"

Sikong Shui was puzzled and asked: "But just now you also grabbed my collar and refused to let me go."

"you shut up!"

No matter how embarrassing you are, you still have to face the reality. If you run away, you will definitely be chased and killed by your elder brother thousands of miles away.

Yan Li took a deep breath and rang the doorbell.

"bell--"

After 1 minute, Brother Yan arrived late.

Yan Li accompanied him with a smiling face: "What a coincidence, brother, have you eaten yet?"

Brother Yan didn't intend to accompany him to play this scene of brothers and sisters, he sneered and said: "It took so long to knock on the door, could it be that I didn't kiss enough just now, and kissed outside the door again?"

"No," before Yan Li could speak, Sikong Shui said, "I only kissed inside for a few minutes today."

These words simply drew the fire on himself.

Brother Yan aimed his firepower at Sikong Shui: "Mr. Sikong is so excited, such a big group is not enough for you to keep busy, and you can find time to come to our house to have a show."

"It's wrong for you to say that," Sikong Shui frowned, "Li Li is an adult, even if he has sex, it's his freedom."

Yan Li: ...

Is it too late for me to run now?

"Shut up!" Yan Li grabbed Sikong Shui, "If you keep talking, I'll kick you out right now!"

Si Kongshui didn't know why, but "100 Principles of Love" taught him that when a wife is angry, she should coax her, and cold violence will only make things worse.

Sikong Shui grabbed Yan Li's waist: "Honey, why are you angry again?"

"Let go!" Yan Li gritted his teeth, turned his head and glared at him, and then saw the corner of the front garden,

There is a huge statue of Sikong Shui.

Yan Li: ...

Such a big thing can't be hidden even if you want to hide it now.

Following his line of sight, Brother Yan also saw it: "I didn't pay attention when I entered the door just now, you guys are having fun."

Yan Li has already broken the jar, and now he only hopes that his kind old mother can come out to rescue him.

Yan's mother shouted from inside the house: "Why have you stood at the door for so long? It's not that you want a red envelope to pick up the bride. Don't block people, let people come in."

ok，fine

Yan Li doesn't want to count on anyone anymore, he just wants to go back in time and space.

With Yan's mother giving orders, Yan Li was finally able to bring Sikong Shui into the house.

Yan Li stood in front of the TV, just like the three trials: "Dad, Mom, brother, this is Sikong Shui, my...boyfriend."

Fortunately, Sikong Shui was very normal in greeting, and he didn't say anything surprising: "Hello, Uncle and Auntie."

The living room suddenly fell silent, save for the sound of the TV playing sports events.

"Oh," Yan's mother said first, "what are you doing standing up, blocking me from watching TV."

Yan's father and Yan's mother took Si Kongshui to sit down: "I've heard that Ah Shui is a good-looking talent, but I didn't expect to have such a fate with our family. Hurry up and watch TV together. This is really exciting."

Yan Li: ...Ah, no, I'm coming out, what are you doing so calmly?

Could it be that the major events in my life are not as good as the TV, can the husky get to the point?

Yan Li sat on the sofa, exuding a sad breath all over his body.

The phone vibrated and received a WeChat message from Sikong Shui:

[Sikong Shui: You just said that I am your boyfriend. 】

Suffered, forget this stubble!

Yan Li thought for a moment and replied:

[Yan Li: It's expedient. It's better for me to make out with my boyfriend at home than to tell them that I'm making out with a man I don't know, right? 】

【Sikong Shui: No matter, you have already admitted that I am your boyfriend, otherwise you would clarify now. 】

This man took advantage of the fire to rob!

Yan Li looked up at him, with sparks in his eyes.

Brother Yan kicked onto the coffee table: "Haven't you seen enough of each other after so long? Do you want to give you two a room to see enough?"

"Oh, I'm scared to death," Yan's mother slapped the eldest son on the back, "what are you doing, what's wrong with you when you are a young couple looking at you more during the passionate love period?"

Brother Yan was reprimanded by the old mother for not daring to speak back, so he pointed at Yan Li with both fingers: "Come with me to the study, and tell you about the plan."

After speaking, he turned to look at Sikong Shui: "You taught him the ppt, right? Let's go together."

In fact, under the guidance and teaching of Sikong Shui, there was nothing to be picky about in that ppt, but Brother Yan did it on purpose, he was just picking on things on purpose.

It is to give Sikong Shui a blow.

But brother Yan miscalculated, he had never dealt with Si Kongshui, so he didn't know that he was a person with low sentimentality and would never give up on work.

Brother Yan frowned and looked at the computer: "Why is your entry point so detailed? How many times have I taught you? We have to think about problems from a macro level. Why don't we always have a long memory..."

Sikong Shui strongly disagreed: "This point must be cut from the details to see the big from the small. If you start everything from the overall situation like you, you will miss a lot of market feedback, and companies that are not close to the market will collapse sooner or later."

Brother Yan snorted coldly: "Who do you think will collapse?"

Sikong Shui refused to give an inch: "I'm just discussing the facts."

Yan Li cleared his throat, trying to be a peacemaker: "Why don't we... make a compromise?"

"you shut up!"

"Honey, he's wrong about this!"

ok，fine

I don't care, you guys continue to battle.

"You made this ppt, why don't you tell me what you think." Brother Yan said.

Sikong Shui also looked over: "When you wrote it, you put forward many immature ideas, and now you can speak out boldly."

Ah no!I have nothing to say!

It's obviously the role of the two of you, please don't involve me, okay? !

Yan Li spread out on the sofa: "I'm just an actor, please let me go."

Brother Yan sneered: "It seems that you don't want your dividend anymore."

Yan Li decisively pushed Sikong Shui out, "Didn't you say before that if I find a good wife, I'll let me go, come on, my wife is here."

Brother Yan glanced at him: "Could it be that you still want to be taken care of by him?"

Sikong Shui was also not polite: "Li Li never took the initiative to ask me to spend money. The money he earned from filming is enough to support the two of us. Don't force him to do things he doesn't like."

"What?!" Brother Yan looked at Yan Li with the eyes of a fool, "Could it be that you are still raising him, little brother?!"

Yan Li: ...

"Forget it, whatever you say is what it is."