Is your ex-boyfriend rude today?

Yan Li rushed into the bathroom, holding the black lace underwear in his hand, rubbing his chest and muttering to himself: "Fortunately, I remembered."

"what is this?"

Yan Li was so frightened that he jumped up: "No...it's nothing...."

Sikong Shui's eyes were very poisonous: "I've seen it all, when did you start to like this style, it's quite flamboyant, it suits you very well."

If it wasn't too wretched, Yan Li wanted to throw the things in his hand in his face: "My mother bought it!"

Sikong Shui smiled against his mouth: "You have good eyesight, wear more."

Seeing Yan Li's cheeks bulge with anger, Sikong Shui stood at the door in a daze: "Hurry up and take the suitcase for me."

It's a pity that the Encyclopedia of Love only said that couples should flirt, but they didn't mention the upper limit of flirt. Yan Li became angry from embarrassment, and continued to ignore him with a cold face all the way.

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The flight from City S flew directly to City B, Yan Li couldn't wait to lie down on the big bed at home, and even on the plane, his eyes were wide open and he was very energetic.

I don't know whether it was intentional or not, but Fan Yuanhang was on the same plane as Yan Li.

Yan Li greeted him with a smile, Fan Yuanhang lowered his head and hurried to the place farthest from Yan Li.

Sikong Shui walked up to Brother An and said, "I have something to discuss with Xiao Li, brother, please change places with me, my place is over there..."

Brother An followed Sikong Shui's finger and looked over. If they were sitting in first class, then Sikong Shui's seat was a high-end first class cabin. There was no one around, and it was spacious and comfortable.

Brother An was moved decisively, and turned his head to ask Yan Li's meaning with his eyes.

Both of them looked at him eagerly like puppies, and Yan Li smiled unconsciously: "I don't care."

Brother An confirmed that the person on the plane could not kidnap his artist again, so he changed his position with confidence.

Sikong Shui was concerned immediately after sitting down: "Is it cold? Do you want some hot water?"

"It's so hot," Yan Li took a sip of his drink, "I wouldn't wear this outfit if I hadn't been forced to do something."

Sikong Shui took a pamphlet and fanned the wind: "Let's take my private jet next time."

"Don't," Yan Li said refusal written all over his body, "my salary for a movie is not enough for your plane to go back and forth."

Sikong Shui said: "Be nice to yourself, you have to keep the money you earn..."

Yan Li already had a premonition that he was going to break the merits, and there would be nothing good to say next: "Shut up."

"Oh."

Yan Li saw Fan Yuanhang peeking back at him from time to time, and toasted him a glass of Sprite from a distance, so frightened that he turned around quickly and got water on the small table.

Yan Li couldn't help laughing out loud.

Sikong Shui sneered: "You idiot."

Yan Li expressed his affirmation: "That's right! My brain is really bad!"

"Although you have to solve it by yourself, I can't stand this idiot who bullied you. After you solve it, it's time for me to solve my part." Sikong Shui saw it and took a sip of the coffee in his hand, "Anyway Now that the movie is over, I won't affect your going to theaters."

Speaking of this, Yan Li thought for a while: "It's up to you." The wicked child will accept the beating of capitalism.

He felt sorry for this man, who was probably taught by his agent to do such a miraculous thing, and then added: "It's just a child who is jealous. It's not a big bad thing. Don't play too much."

Sikong Shui looked at him and sneered: "The appearance of an adult, the figure of a child, and the IQ of a single-celled organism are not worthy of letting me play."

Yan Li: ...how do you feel that Fan Yuanhang will end up in a worse end? It would be better not to persuade him.

When Yan Li boarded the plane, he was still in high spirits, and sleepy bugs crawled up his eyelids while sitting. Sikong Shui gently placed Yan Li's head on his shoulders, covered half of his face with a clean blanket, and put on a blindfold Even if someone is photographed, he can't recognize him: "Go to sleep, be good."

The breeze blew across his cheeks, like a summer whisper, Yan Li seemed to be dreaming about the college entrance examination again, until he was called by Sikong Shui, he was still in a daze.

Sikong Shui helped him brush his messy hair: "This is a dream, and I'm sweating cold."

Yan Li rubbed his eyes: "I dreamed of the college entrance examination and forgot to bring my admission ticket."

"You have a serious sequelae of the college entrance examination. I still remember it after all these years." Sikong Shui stood up, "Let's go. When we got to the place, the plane landed and woke up you, a little pig."

Yan Li rolled his eyes: "You are the pig."

Sikong Shui responded happily.

Brother An came over to pick up his luggage, Yan Li walked two steps past Sikong Shui and then turned around and asked, "It's just a flight, is it worth your special trip?"

"It's not worth it," Sikong Shui took Yan Li's things from Brother An, "So I'll take you home later, and I can stay with you for an extra hour."

This picture is so frank that people don't know how to refuse it.

Yan Li was puzzled: "I have an assistant and a car, I don't need you to send them."

"No, you need it." Sikong Shui shook the phone in his hand, "I don't know who sold your flight information and the license plate number of the nanny of the brokerage company, and now there are a lot of fans who are going to block your car, you I'm afraid an assistant won't be able to stop it, so I suggest you stay away."

"No way..." Yan Li hurriedly looked at his phone, his license plate number was clearly displayed in the hot search, and there was also a live broadcast at the airport, which was very scary.

Yan Li: ...It's just that I didn't make a good disguise when I boarded the plane. Is it necessary to be so exaggerated?

Sister Chen also called again: "Xiao Li, your license plate has been sold, you should wait at the airport now and don't go out. The company's other cars will be dispatched, and it will take about an hour to pick you up."

It will take an hour...

Yan Li struggled a bit: "Didn't you say you want to crush Fan Yuanhang? How can you crush if you don't go out with him?"

"Fuck off, fuck off," Sister Chen was so busy that she couldn't choose what to say, "If I let you out now, it's not love, but I'm going to find an ambulance to rescue you."

Sikong Shui smiled and said, "Let's go, I'll see you off."

Yan Li felt that he had fallen into his pit: "Why do I think it's someone you arranged."

"When did I ever use these dirty tricks?" Si Kongshui said with a righteous face and forceful words.

Yan Li was dubious: "Lead the way."

"Ah."

The VIP passage bypassed the crowded area, Yan Li followed Si Kongshui into the car, and happened to pass by his nanny car as he passed the temporary parking area of ​​the airport.

Yan Li saw a circle of people around him, and a car parked nearby that was clearly trying to block him, and five or six security guards standing beside him were like a drop in the ocean, completely unable to resist the enthusiasm of the fans.

And the station sister who just picked up Fan Yuanhang also came to join in the fun, this kind of pick-up line would be suffocating just looking at it.

Sikong Shui naturally saw it too: "You said if you come out from the original route, will you be eaten by fans?"

Yan Li didn't look sideways: "Hurry up and go." It's really scary, if you just come out by yourself, I'm afraid there will be a trampling incident.

Maybe he will be downstairs at home, and after finding out, the fans are hiding in the corner of the car...

Or they will be driven away on the road and have a traffic accident...

After thinking and thinking, Yan Li couldn't help posting a Weibo.

Yan Li V: The airport is waiting for my child to go home quickly. I have already left the airport. I hope that this kind of deliberately crowded airport will not happen again in the future. Otherwise, for the safety of ordinary passengers and fans, I can only reduce the frequency of work in the future. , Let everyone gradually forget about me.

Sikong Shui's cell phone turned on simultaneously, Yan Li only glanced at it and said in shock, his face flushed: "What are you thinking?!"

The lock screen of Sikong Shui's mobile phone is a still photo of Yan Li, but the position that originally belonged to Shao Zibei was replaced by Sikong Shui, all of this suddenly became strange.

"I filmed it, and I asked someone P to come together," Sikong Shui lowered his head, "They all said that you two are very suitable, but I think we are more suitable."

"What the hell!" Yan Li wanted to change his screensaver, but Si Kongshui dodged it, so he could only say angrily, "What would you say if someone saw such a big photo?"

"Let's just say it straight," Sikong Shui said confidently, "Can't I still chase stars?"

Yan Li: ...Okay.

Yan Li patted his face to try to reduce the popularity, completely ignoring the uproar he caused, and fans on Weibo cried:

"Ahhh, can the illegitimate fans give Li Li some space, are you really satisfied with forcing Li Li out of the circle?"

"I saw the video at the airport today. It's really too dangerous. It also affects normal passengers. I really support celebrities to come forward to control this situation. Otherwise, it will become more and more serious in the future. There is really no way to control it."

"I think it's dangerous just looking at it. If Li Li really shows up, he must be squeezed to death."

"I won't dare anymore, Li Li, we were wrong!"

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Sister Chen was originally dealing with the affairs of other artists. When she saw this post, her heart jumped out of her chest. She hurried out of the practice room and called Yan Li: "Little ancestor, is what you said on Weibo true?"

"Why can't it be true," Yan Li said, "I don't count on this job for dinner."

"I'm counting on it!" Sister Chen said, "You are my cash cow!"

Yan Li saw clearly: "Without me, you still have another cash cow."

Sister Chen: "No, you are the best of Tihua, you are unique."

Yan Li: "Then let me be beautiful alone."

Sister Chen: "I can't say no to you, you have du."

Yan Li: "So you love me deeply?"

Sister Chen: "Hang up."

After hanging up the phone, Sikong Shui said sincerely: "I will raise you after you quit the circle, even if you can eat like a pig, I can afford it."

Yan Li dug out his online banking balance: "I'm smart and capable, don't I need you to take care of me?"

The balance line is 0 with no end in sight at a glance, and the banknote ability that Sikong Shui is most proud of is useless in front of Yan Li.

After failing to flirt, Sikong Shui asked in frustration, "It's still so early today, what are you going to do when you go home?"

"Pull the film to learn acting skills," Yan Li is very upright, "and then go to the school to learn strong G to learn new socialist knowledge."

Anyway, the next plan doesn't include you at all!