The paranoid boss Hei Yueguang escaped from marriage

According to the Nether History Book, after Lord Yuan got married, there were more legendary stories in Linlang Realm.It is said that there is a beautiful place in this world - Qionglou Baoge, with painted pillars and carved beams, flowers everywhere, and ears full of reeds.Lantai drinks at night, the jade body is light, the green smoke is rippling, and the warm day is long.

There will never be a palace in the sky, there will never be a palace in the ground, there will be no life and no death, no one can find it except Master Yuan Xie Linghuan.

And at the time...

What is not recorded in the history books of the Netherworld is that after this Master Yuanzhu got married, his honeymoon lasted for 3000 years.

One day, Master Yuan's wife Hua Qingmi took advantage of Xie Linghuan's nap just after work, secretly dug three feet in the Palace of Eternity, and found the looking glass given to him by God Hirowa.

The faces of Nan Guang and Bai Bo Lai are reflected in the looking glass.Immediately, the picture flashed, and the luxurious Phoenix Palace appeared in the background in the mirror. On the wall of the chariot of the God Zun going out on a tour, it looks like a pattern painted on the wall of the chariot.

Huaqing Mio stared carefully for a long time before discovering Nan Guanghe. "God?"

A magnified face suddenly appeared in the looking glass.Nan Guanghe jumped off the carriage mural painted on the dome of Fenggong Palace, and when he landed, he transformed into a stunning young man. He deliberately put his face in the center of the mirror, and Danfeng's eyes were full of narrow smiles. "Why did sister-in-law call me?"

Huaqing Mio was short of breath, turned her head to look at Xie Linghuan, who was resting on the imperial concubine's couch with her hands on the pillow, and her voice was extremely soft. "You, can you, take me out of the nether world?"

Nan Guang and Dan Feng, who had twists and turns, had a hidden smile in their eyes, their eyes moved slightly, and they nodded clearly. "Ah Yuan is lingering day and night?"

Huaqing Mio was so ashamed that her neck was flushed crimson, and her peach blossom eyes were slightly closed, which was acquiesced.

Nan Guanghe rolled his eyes, then raised his face and laughed. "Sister-in-law! The underworld has its own way, but you came to find me!"

"Where is the road?"

"Now Kunlun Dao Su Nu is in charge of the line of fate, spinning day and night. Sister-in-law, go find her and let her draw a thread from the spinning wheel to you, and you can escape to the world as you wish."

"Really?" Hua Qingmi was afraid of waking Xie Linghuan, so she asked urgently.

"How dare I lie to my sister-in-law!" Nan Guanghe blinked slyly, leaned closer to the looking glass and said in a low voice: "Of course, right now, my sister-in-law is trapped in the Palace of Eternity, so I'm afraid it will be inconvenient for her to escape, and that's it. Cough cough , Sister-in-law, come here first!"

Looking at the crystal glass surface of the dust mirror, Nan Guanghe smiled and waved to Hana Qing Mio who was outside the mirror.

Huaqing Mio was still thinking about it, when Xie Linghuan's very soft "huh" was heard in his ears, his clothes rustled lightly, and he was about to wake up when he saw it, he hurriedly moved his pink ears to the mirror with embarrassment.

Suddenly, the brilliance was released from the looking glass.Nan Guanghe reached out from the mirror, grabbed Huaqing Mio, and said with a big smile: "Ah Yuan wakes up and must not let it go, it just so happens that I am free today, and I will go to the world with my sister-in-law!"

Mio Huaqing was caught off guard, her red dress rippled slightly like cloud patterns on the mirror, a moment later, with a thud, the dust-seeing mirror landed on the carved blue brick floor.

"elder brother!"

Xie Linghuan, who was on the imperial concubine's couch, was startled, opened her eyes suddenly, and looked around. The inside and outside of Yongwu Hall were empty, and there was no scent of lingling water mixed with the fragrance of honey in the air.On the carved blue brick floor, there was only a looking glass from outside the Nantian Gate, probably in a hurry when he left, and the green feather that he left in Huaqing Mio's body before going to bed also fell to the ground.

The blue luan bird's tail feathers are brilliant in color, and there are seven copper coin-shaped feather rings on the top, shining with sparkling light.After he had obtained the godhead, he specially pulled it off from the original body, and presented it to Hana Qing Mio as a confession gift.

Xie Linghuan leaned over, picked up the green feather with her slender fingers, brought it to her nose and sniffed it lightly.Sure enough, he smelled the golden flame from Fenghuang'er on Cuiyu.

Xie Linghuan gritted her teeth angrily and sneered. "Well, you emperor!"

A sudden wind blew up in Yong Wu Hall.Xie Linghuan quickly put on his clothes, tore open the barrier with his bare hands, and before he could say hello to the chi-kissed mirage, he held the green feather and rushed straight to the place where Huaqing Mio fled.

After half a stick of incense, only the strong wind could be heard inside and outside the Palace of Yongwu, and the green smoke fell like a rainstorm to the nether world.

**

Hana Qing Mio, who was on the way to escape in Yuntou, seemed to sense it.He suddenly raised his eyebrows, wringing his pale fingers uneasily, as if he had hidden an awl under his buttocks, unable to sit still no matter what.

"Oh, sister-in-law, you are too careful!"

Nan Guanghe lay in the depths of the clouds with his legs crossed, his head resting on his hands, and he casually smiled at him: "You have just left the Netherworld half a stick of incense, and you remember him so deeply, the more you are like this, the more Indulge in his bad temper! Be careful that A Yuan is spoiled by you."

Hana Qing Mio sighed and parted her lips, but she didn't know what to say.Xindao, Guanghe Shenzun, aren't you also a bad temper?He dragged me out to do something well, and told me to go to the Palace of Karma by myself, and let me slip into the world alone.But what happened?

In the end, you also came along!

"Sister-in-law," Nan Guanghe didn't seem to notice, and Danfeng's eyes were full of smiles. "It's rare to sneak out for a while, where do you most want to go to play?"

Ah yes, where is he going?

Hanaqing Mio raised her eyelids, staring at Nan Guanghe with extravagant eyebrows in a daze.Nan Guanghe's face is exactly the same as Xiao Xie's!Facing this face, he has seen all its expressions, obscene, laughing, lingering, gentle, indescribable, he has seen all kinds of expressions.

It was only half a stick of incense away, but Huaqing Mio was surprised that he had already started to miss Xie Linghuan.

He even thought uncontrollably that Xie Linghuan was always sweating profusely every time the two of them were doing business.The smile accumulated from Xie Linghuan's verdant eyebrows flowed, and the laughter resounded heavily in his chest, and dripping sweat hung on Xie Linghuan's massive muscles.

Xie Linghuangui is the lord of the deep prison, and when the dark energy is released, for Hana Qing Mio, those dark energy mixed with bliss and joy are nothing more than the ultimate panacea.

Furthermore, Xie Linghuan's abdominal muscles have been exceptionally smooth since she became an adult.Every time I do something, that place will be covered with a thin layer of sweat, and the tentacles will be warm.

...can't think about it anymore!

Hanaki Mio hastily looked away, but the tips of her ears were burning crimson in the thin golden light of the clouds.

Of course, Nan Guanghe saw it at a glance, straightened his body lazily, and stretched his arms to catch him.Huaqing Mio dropped her heel and fell into Nan Guanghe's arms.

"How is it?" Nan Guanghe whispered with a nasty laugh: "Compared with my brother, naturally... I am better, right?"

fart!

It was rare for Mio Huaqing to utter a foul word in her heart, and she thought, "It's not just as bad, just as obscene!"

But he still remembered that Nan Guanghe was the supreme god of Linlang Realm, and being held in the arms of the god and leaning on the cloud head was still a very novel experience for him.So he lowered his eyelids, his beautiful lips parted slightly, and he gave a wrong-eyed smile.

Nan Guanghe's interest suddenly rose, he hugged him and put him on his knees, and said with a light smile: "Speaking of which, I've always been curious about how my brother gets along with you. Now it's just a good time to take advantage of this opportunity, how about..."

As for the latter, Nan Guanghe didn't continue for a long time.

For the sake of his godliness, Mio Huaqing had no choice but to take the initiative to answer the conversation. "Why not?"

Nan Guanghe burst out laughing immediately, and leaned close to his ear, his voice was as silky and luxurious as honey. "Why don't you and I play the role of a Taoist partner today?"

Hana Qing Mio froze, turned her head to stare at him, her peach eyes sparkled, and it was clearly written incredible.

But Nan Guanghe really put his arms around him and pressed down on the cloud head, and fell to the ground.The whistling wind blew the clothes of the two of them, making Nan Guanghe's laughter thinner. "Good sister-in-law, oh no, good brother, just cling to me once today!"

This is the first time that Hana Qing Mio sees the beautiful deity in Feng Palace acting like a baby, the luxurious eyebrows are full of affection, as if 33 days of snow-white Saha flowers have fallen in front of her eyes.Suo Po Sha Hua dazzled her eyes in confusion, and in a rustling way, Huaqing Mio Consciousness Sea was adjusted to vibration mode.

The mountains collapsed and the waves howled.All the words in Linlang Realm are not enough to describe the tremor of the sea of ​​consciousness brought by Nan Guanghe's soft words.

Huaqing Mio landed in the sound of the wind, still thinking blankly in her heart, no wonder Suzaku God admires him so much!Guanghe Shenzun is really different from his family's Taoist companions, Xiao Xie is at most molesting him, and Shenzun...Guanghe Shenzun is acting coquettishly, it's too scary!

No, it's too hateful.

"This is the kingdom of Nanzhan Buzhou," Nan Guanghe looked up at the bustling streets in front of him and laughed. "We came here just in time! We happened to meet the mortal Lantern Festival."

Clang, clang, drums and gongs.

When it landed, Nan Guanghe released the barrier, so at this moment, Hana Qing Mio also heard the noise.Accompanied by bursts of noisy voices from mortals, the lanterns are faintly dancing.

"...This lion's cub is the most auspicious!"

"Your Majesty loves watching dragon dances!"

"Quick! Pack everything up, Your Majesty is coming out—!"

The last cry was very long.

Hanaqing Mio looked up, and saw the lights of high-rise buildings fell into the mortal world like stars, and the high-rise buildings lined up in rows were hung with colorful lights, and countless wind lanterns were slowly rising into the sky.

"Let's go, let's go see the excitement too!" Nan Guang and a fan tapped on his shoulder.

Huaqing Mio was stunned, turned her head, and saw that Nan Guanghe had concealed his face and changed his clothes at some point, and now he looked like a rich boy who didn't care about anything, about fifteen or sixteen years old, holding a golden folding fan, smiling at him His eyebrows and eyes are curved.

"God..." Hana Qing Mio once again showed an indescribable expression.

The words were pressed against by a soft fingertip.

"Hush!" Nan Guanghe covered his lips, and said with a soft smile, "Just call me Shen Lang!"

……Fine!

Huaqing Mio thought, Jing Yuan started playing the role of a mortal, and kept saying that he was the young master of the Jing family.This actor is exactly the same, very sloppy!If you don't want to be a good god, you have to pretend to be Shen Lang.

Before he finished slandering, his waist was hugged, and his whole body froze again.

"Hey, it's rare to go to this lantern festival today, and I will put a few more mandarin duck lanterns with my brother later." Nan Guanghe smiled softly, which can be called naughty.

Hanaqing Mio sighed deeply again, and raised two long eyebrows. "Would you like to put on a lamp?"

"Mandarin Duck Lantern, which means growing old together, is most suitable for couples to put together." Nan Guanghe put his arms around him and laughed softly, "What do you think, brother?"

Hana Kiyoshi Mio: ...

Don't ask him, you'll regret it if you ask.

It's a pity that Mio Hanaki cannot speak directly.He could only slander, lowered his eyelids by the way, and perfunctory Nan Guanghe lightly. "As long as Shen Lang is happy!"

"Uh, I can't let go!" Nan Guanghe suddenly let go of his slender waist, closed the golden fan, and knocked on the palm of his hand, his face full of regret. "I actually met an acquaintance."

Hana Qing Mio followed his line of sight and saw that the building was brightly lit, and under the golden-red umbrella sat a young emperor with a big horse and a golden knife.The eyebrows seem to have been seen somewhere!

"Can't remember?" Nan Guanghe looked back into his eyes and smiled. "That's the White Sea."

No wonder it looks familiar!

Hanasei Mio became more and more helpless, so she could only ask him tentatively. "Are you going to pay a visit?"

In the mortal world, and on the king's soil of the White Sea, Hana Qing Mio said it very politely, using the word "pay a visit".Nan Guanghe didn't take it seriously, he knocked on his fan and laughed again. "A visit is out of the question. Bai Hai, who has been absent for more than 4000 years, is very hungry after reincarnation, and searches for beautiful young people everywhere. With your current appearance, I am afraid that people have already attracted attention."

Huaqing Mio turned her head when she heard the sound, and sure enough, there were many plainclothes guards surrounding the two of them.Those guards were all tall and handsome, even though they had changed into street clothes, they still looked majestic and majestic, with muscular chests.

Hanaki Mio couldn't help but laugh. "He is also an emperor after all, why does he still have this habit?"

All the men in the vassal kingdoms here are tall and powerful, and most of them are topless, with tight leather pants under their waists, outlining their strong and powerful legs.While visiting the Lantern Festival, they hooked their shoulders and made fun of each other. It was obvious that they were catching up with each other.

Women are also wearing tulle, with enchanting eyebrows.There are also those in Hu clothes, with lanterns in their hands, or wine bags.

"This custom is originally the same as that of the Sui Kingdom in the past." Nan Guanghe mulu missed, and said with a chuckle: "In the past, Baihai guarded the northern border of the Sui Dynasty. They all like to dress like this. They all like to drink, and the folk customs are very tough."

Nan Guanghe had just explained to this point, and the guards had already arrived by their side.One of the deep-eyed and high-nosed guards bowed his hands towards the two of them, and sincerely invited: "Your Majesty intends to invite the two of you to the high platform for a drink. I wonder what your intentions are?"

Huaqing Mio's eyes fell on the knives around the guards' waists, and she smiled with her lips curled up. "What if it's not allowed?"

Brush la la!The guards all showed their blades.

Nan Guanghe hurriedly tapped the folding fan in the palm of his hand, oops, and smoothed things over. "As long as there is good wine, my brother and I will be extremely happy!"

The guard who spoke first put the knife back into its sheath, and explained to them in a serious manner with a strange tone of official language. "There is wine. Your Majesty's favorite drink is fujiu. There are thirty altars that have been brought out of the palace tonight."

Nan Guanghe cast a slanting glance at Hanasey Mio with a smile.Huaqing Mio sighed again in her heart, lowered her eyes and said in a low voice: "Is Shen Lang going?"

"Go!" Nan Guanghe laughed. "There's excitement, why don't you go?"

Nan Guanghe put his arms around Huaqing Mio's shoulders as he spoke, and said to the guard with a smile, "Please lead the way!"

The guard probably didn't expect them to agree so easily. He rolled his eyes and raised his left hand as a gesture of invitation.Nan Guang and the two followed calmly, and behind them, about a dozen guards escorted them with their scabbards on their hands.

When the bustling crowd reached the high platform, the leading guard said something to the eunuch, and the eunuch went to the high building to report.After a while, I saw the reincarnated Bai Hai lying in front of the railing looking at them with a smile.

"It's a great honor to have Ermei come here! Please, please!"

After reincarnation, Bai Hai's eyebrows are similar to Yuan Ling's, but the edges and corners are no longer sharp and more rounded.He looked about 30 years old, maybe even older, wearing a snow-white silk gown, with only a forehead crown casually worn.

The guards bowed and retreated.

The eunuch led Nan Guanghe and Huaqing Mio all the way up the stairs, and said to them while leading the way: "Your Majesty just said that although he has three thousand sons in the harem, he is the only one who is as beautiful as the two of you in his life." .If the two of you can fall into the eyes of Your Majesty, I am afraid that even the empress and concubine of my Great Su Dynasty can do it!"

Huaqing Mio's footsteps faltered, but Nan Guanghe hugged her waist again.

"That's right," Nan Guanghe said to the eunuch with a smile, "It's just that I don't want to be a queen, I want to be a second concubine!"

The eunuch laughed arrogantly. "Since that's the case, when you meet Your Majesty later, you have to be careful about flattering your Majesty. Your Majesty likes to drink, but also loves to have fun. Have you guys ever danced and played music?"

Nan Guanghe's brows and eyes became more innocent with a smile. "Ah, this will work."

It looked like he was eager to be favored immediately.

The eunuch sneered from his nostrils, and his attitude became more and more arrogant.When he reached the highest point of the building, his tone of voice was full of complacency. "Our family name is Chen. If you ladies get rich in the future, don't forget about our family!"

"That's that, that's it, I must dare not forget Eunuch Chen." Nan Guanghe knocked on the folding fan, doing good deeds.

The eunuch sneered, but he knelt down docilely and said, "Your Majesty, the second beauty has already been brought."

"Well, you go down first!"

Bai Hai turned his head and stroked the bird's head and animal body decorated on the railing with his fingers, his brows and eyes were obviously colored, and he stared at Nanguang and Huaqing Mio with a good eye.

Thick felt blankets are hung on all sides of the pavilion, and the silver charcoal fire is melting, and the strong aroma of vodka permeates the air.On the highest part of the building, there is only the sound of Bai Hai's fingers rubbing against the railing, which is mixed with the singing and dancing vocals, which is strangely clear.

"You two also come to appreciate the lantern?"

"Yes," Nan Guanghe looked at him with a smile, neither knelt down nor saluted, but knocked on the folding fan generously to strike up a conversation with him. "It's the first time I've come to this land, and it's very strange to see the Lantern Festival!"

"Strange?" Bai Hai raised his eyebrows and laughed thickly. "If you stay here, you will have a chance to watch it in the future!"

"Really?" Nan Guanghe raised his face, his smile revealed the unique innocence of young people.

The sound of the fingertips rubbing the railing became more urgent, as if there was some unbearable desire faintly, and it became more and more anxious in Nan Guanghe's smile.

"Do you really like it?" Bai Hai said with a hoarse voice and a rough laugh: "There are even more rare things in the palace! For example, let the palace servants hold a candle, and the wax will drip down, and there will be a prickly sound on the skin. Itchy. Ah, that taste is truly endless!"

Nan Guanghe smiled more and more. "Oh, really?"

"Come here!" Bai Hai waved to them hoarsely. "I'll take you to try!"

In front of hundreds of palace guards in the tower, Bai Hai's words were close to shameless.Mio Huaqing couldn't help frowning, finally raised her eyelids, and took a deep look at Bai Hai.

"Hiss!" Bai Hai gasped. "No, you come here first, I love you."

"Oh, that's not allowed," Nanguanghe blocked Huaqing Mio, pretending to be wronged, and said: "Your Majesty, you clearly talked to me first."

"Hahahaha!" Bai Hai laughed loudly. "Threesomes, the taste is even better."

Huaqing Mio frowned and looked at Nan Guanghe, but Nan Guanghe took a step forward with a half-smile.The golden and green two-color Kesi knit shirt moved lightly, and it was about to walk towards the White Sea.

"Bold!"

A deep and angry reprimand suddenly came from the top of his head.Immediately, there was the sound of a large piece of hard object being split, and the tiled beams fell down in a rustle, and a black mo knife that was more than ten feet long appeared in the eyes.

The Suzaku god Ye Muchen descended from the sky.

"Oh, it's so boring!" Nan Guanghe stopped, and at a place three steps away from Bai Hai, he turned around and slapped Hana Qing Mio, beating his folding fan. "Every time I catch up so fast!"

Hana Qing Mio opened her lips, she was startled, and raised her eyes, sure enough!It wasn't Xie Linghuan who fell from the split roof along with Ye Muchen!

Xie Linghuan was usually dressed in Tsing Yi, with a cold smile, her back was facing Mio Hana Qing. "Bai Hai, do you think your life is too long?"

Bai Hai was reincarnated and became the emperor of the Great Su Dynasty, a mortal state in Nanzhanbu Prefecture, so he was no longer called Bai Hai.The yellow spring water has washed his memory clean, and he can no longer recognize his old friends.So he stood in front of the railing angrily and roared. "Who are you waiting for?"

"Assassin." The cold lips spit out two words.

Xie Linghuan took a step forward, grabbed Bai Hai's collar with one hand, and sneered coldly: "The assassin who came to take your life and take you to hell!"

Bai Hai raised his eyebrows and hissed angrily, "Come on! Capture this bold..."

The words behind him were automatically silenced, and a finger as cold as stone was pressed against his throat.

Xie Linghuan approached, just about to force his fingers, suddenly a golden light flashed.Clap!The thing emitting golden light fell to the ground.

Glancing down, it turned out to be a folding fan sprinkled with gold.

Nan Guanghe saved Bai Hai's life with one strike, touched the tip of his nose and said with an awkward smile: "Ah Yuan, I was originally at fault for this matter. Bai Hai is just a person with nothing to do, don't get involved."

"Emperor," Ye Muchen said with a sad tone holding the Mo Dao. "Does this make you disgusted by me? I'd rather go down to the world and find Baihai for fun than see me, right?"

"Ah no, no." Nan Guanghe touched the tip of his nose again, laughing awkwardly. "I'm just, just playful."

Nan Guanghe did something wrong, and now being flanked by Ye Muchen and Xie Linghuan, he retreated silently, subconsciously bumping Hana Qingmi on his shoulder.

Hanaki Mio looked sideways.

"Sister-in-law," Nan Guanghe said in a bitter voice, discussing with him in a low voice, "You should persuade A Yuan first?"

Hua Qingmi raised her head and met Xie Linghuan's devouring eyes, her Adam's apple rolled twice, and she laughed awkwardly and stepped back. "Either, God, you first persuade Suzaku Shenjun?"

The two most famous jealous husbands in Linlang Realm chased into the lower realm, persuade?Obviously can't be persuaded.

Nan Guanghe suddenly opened his eyes wide, his eyes moved slightly, and met Hana Qing Mio's eyes.In an instant, it was like a flash of heart electricity, and the two of them floated away from the mansion full of sparks at the same time without making a sound.

The bustling streets were bustling with people, Hanasei Mio and Nanguanghe were running hand in hand, their figures were so fast that they left afterimages.In the eyes of ordinary people, it is a sudden gust of wind blowing at the Lantern Festival.

The sound of the wind scraped the paper of the lantern, and the lantern whirled around.The fireworks and wind lanterns that had been rising suddenly drifted away, floating randomly, wandering here and there, just like the colorful river lanterns lit up in the starry sky in the mortal world.

"Come on!"

"You still need to say!"

Xie Linghuan and Ye Muchen followed each other, abandoning the dumbfounded Bai Hai, and quickly shuttled through the crowd.

The four chased after each other, setting off a new legend in the mortal kingdom of Nanzhanbuzhou in the lower realm.

"Duh! Bold!"

Bai Hai, who was left alone, rubbed his throat with his fingers, feeling lingering fear, and suddenly his fear turned into fury.He slapped the railing with one palm, lifted his clothes and jumped down the tall building himself.

The snow-white silk gown fluttered in the wind, still vaguely resembling the snow-colored ferocious bird with wings under its armpits.Flying over tens of thousands of glaciers and floating mountains, the sound of chirping frightens the world.

Bai Hai, the emperor of the Great Su Dynasty, galloped along the long street of lights. That night, countless screaming figures and scattered lanterns flashed out of the corners of his eyes. There were rows of figures and rows of lights at his feet, and the lion dance band was washed away. Bang Bang A large number of guards with swords frantically chased after him.The sound of "Your Majesty" came to my ears, and was quickly passed by him again.

The crowd was surging like a sea, and the two beautiful boys who had caught a glimpse were nowhere to be seen.

After an unknown amount of time, Bai Hai finally stopped and raised his head in a daze, only to realize that the night had already darkened.In the mortal world, look up and see a white jade palace in the sky, where the clouds are misty, and you can't find the spirit of the old man at that time.

The place where he stopped happened to be a flower building, and the musicians in the building happened to be at that time, and they finished singing a beautiful ballad.Amidst the melodious sound of the flute, the song is sung:

"A cup of tea each

Soothing color

all grass

All are regulars

old lights out

new light on

repeated dreams

sing high and low

people on the river said

live well”