The villain he just wants to learn [Transmigration Book]

Chapter 34 You're welcome, just pee.

Ji Can left in a hurry this morning and didn't have time to drink milk, which made him hold back until the last class in the morning, and he didn't have a slight urge to urinate until noon.

He waited for a while, until everyone went to eat, and then slowly left the seat.

During the lunch break, the teaching building is sparsely populated and there are almost no people in the toilet. It is a good time to move from theory to practice.

Ji Can walked up to the urinal expressionlessly, looked left and right, and sure enough, he didn't see anyone.He was finally relieved, but unexpectedly, when he was about to do something, there was a sudden sound of heavy footsteps at the door.

"Boss, are you peeing?" Zhou Ruisen walked in foolishly, loosened his pants, and said, "Let's pee longer than anyone else."

Ji Can: "..."

Ji Can loosened his hand on the waistband of his trousers.

Zhou Ruisen was too lazy to come out, so he held back all morning, and when he peed, it was called a long battery life.

However, after he finished urinating, he realized that Ji Can next door was fine and didn't even move.

Can't help but ask curiously: "Boss, why don't you pee?"

"You go out first," Ji Can raised his chin, "I can't pee when someone is around."

"How could it be? We were peeing farther than anyone else in the grove before!" Zhou Ruisen recalled that scene, and couldn't help saying excitedly, "Boss, you knocked down two mineral water bottles that time. , it’s amazing!”

Ji Can: "..."

That's not me, thanks.

Without a response, Zhou Ruisen pulled up his pants a little bit disappointed, and said with a reluctant face: "Then I'll go out first, you pee slowly."

Ji Can finally breathed a sigh of relief, and waved Zhou Ruisen to get out of here.

The footsteps gradually faded away, and the toilet became quiet again.The blower kept turning, casting shadows on the white tiles, and the faint smell of disinfectant came. Ji Can let out a breath and pulled down his trousers with one hand.

At this moment, a black figure suddenly appeared behind him. Before Ji Can figured out what was going on, he felt a hand grabbing his pants.

Ji Can: "!!"

Fuck? ? ! !

Ji Can instantly felt as if he had been acupunctured, and he was so frightened that he dared not move.

"What are you doing so nervous, piss." Gu Jiangheng's voice came from behind, and he seemed a little embarrassed, and his tone was a little more blunt.

Ji Can finally regained his senses. He looked down and saw his lower abdomen exposed in the air, and then there was an indescribable place... and his trousers were being pulled up by his arm, It was Gu Jiangheng's iconic pair of peach blossom eyes.

The other party was quite proud, noticed his gaze, and slowly curled the corner of his lower lip: "You're welcome, just pee."

"........."

Ji Can was almost suffocating. He took a deep breath and tried to control his emotions: "Let go."

Gu Jiangheng: "Don't be embarrassed, I won't look at you."

Ji Can gritted his teeth: "Let go."

Being disgusted twice, Gu Jiangheng slowly frowned: "Didn't you ask me to come here? Why are you so disgusted now?"

Ji Can: "? When did I call you here?"

Gu Jiangheng was confident: "During math class in the morning, didn't you tell me not to follow you to the bathroom?"

Ji Can almost laughed angrily at him: "Which word do you know that I asked you to follow?"

Gu Jiangheng reminded: "You also specifically emphasized that your hand hurts."

Ji Can: "So?"

Gu Jiangheng's logic is perfect: "I haven't gone to the bathroom with you before, but after you injured your hand this time, you specifically reminded me not to go to the bathroom with you. You also pointed out that even if you only have one hand, It doesn't make logical sense at all. So, there's only one possibility."

Ji Can: "..."

Gu Jiangheng started from a correct starting point, used his IQ close to 200, and then came to the completely opposite conclusion——

"You want me to go to the bathroom with you, but you're too embarrassed to say so, so you deliberately remind me in this opposite tone."

Ji Can: "..."

In the end, Ji Can still didn't urinate in Gu Jiangheng's hands. He drove people out with a gloomy face, and used his three-step technique of pulling, pulling, and retracting to complete the peeing.

After returning to the classroom, he didn't want to talk to Gu Jiangheng anymore, and there was no communication for the whole afternoon.

In the last class in the afternoon, Wang Yinghao said hello in advance to ask the day students to stay, saying that there was something important to announce.

Ji Can ate dinner in the cafeteria, while Gu Jiangheng disappeared after school and didn't come back until the class meeting. I don't know if he did something bad and dared not show up.

"Next month will be the sports meeting, everyone actively sign up to participate," Wang Yinghao said on the podium, "Our class may be a little weak in grades, but we must find something that is comparable to others."

Then the sports committee took the roster and asked everyone about the registration status. When he walked in front of Ji Can, Shi Lei asked with a smile: "Brother Can, you have registered for several items in previous years. Do you want to do more this year?"

Ji Can shook his head without thinking, "I won't report."

"Isn't it? If you don't play such a trump card, the other classes will say that we look down on them?" Shi Lei exclaimed and urged, "How about just reporting for three events? Running, hurdling, long jump, high jump, which one do you come for?" ?”

Ji Can: "No."

Shi Lei tried to ask: "Shall I fill you with a shot put?"

Ji Can thought for a while, then suddenly said, "3000 meters."

Shi Lei's eyes lit up, and he said pleasantly, "Brother Can, are you going to sign up for a long-distance race?"

Ji Can pointed to Gu Jiangheng's empty place and said, "You write it to Gu Jiangheng, and he asked me to sign up for him."

Shi Lei did not doubt that he was there, and immediately wrote Gu Jiangheng's name excitedly.

Then he told Ji Can all about it for a long time, but Ji Can was determined after eating the weight, and he just didn't let go, so Shi Lei had to leave crying.

Fortunately, the rest of the students were very enthusiastic about signing up. After counting all the events, Shi Lei found that only the 5000-meter race walking was left with no sign-ups.

The main reason is that this sport is really unpleasant, as tiring as long-distance running, and the walking posture is too weird, like rushing to the toilet with legs crossed in urgency, not to mention being photographed and made into a meme bag, which has become a black history.

Shi Lei asked one by one, but no one signed up, until he handed over the first list to the teacher, and when he came out of the office, he ran into Gu Jiangheng at the door of the classroom.

As if he had just returned from off-campus, Gu Jiangheng held a paper bag from a cake shop in his hand, and his school uniform jacket was zipped halfway. As he climbed up the stairs, street lights illuminated his figure little by little.

Just like the protagonist in a movie, Gu Jiangheng's appearance is so handsome that even a straight man like Shi Lei can't help yearning for him. If he has one-tenth of Gu Shen's beauty, he will be satisfied.

As if noticing his gaze, Gu Jiangheng nodded slightly at him.

Shi Lei remembered the previous 3000 meters, smiled, and said, "Gu Shen, let's work hard at the sports meeting!"

Gu Jiangheng: "?"

"Didn't you sign up for 3000 meters?" Shi Lei scratched the back of his head and said, "Ji Can said you asked him to help sign up."

Gu Jiangheng raised his eyebrows, with a look of surprise on his face.

This reaction made Shi Lei stunned for a moment, he said a little confused: "Could it be Brother Can who reported it to you without authorization?"

Gu Jiangheng was silent for a while, then suddenly smiled, and said, "It really happened, I just didn't remember it."

"That's good," Shi Lei heaved a sigh of relief, and made a cheering gesture to Gu Jiangheng, "No.1 is up to you!"

"Wait a minute," when Shi Lei walked to the door of the classroom, Gu Jiangheng suddenly stopped him and said, "I just remembered that Ji Can asked me to sign him up for a walking race."

"That's great!" Shi Lei's eyes lit up, and he was about to go back to the office to fill in his name, but the next moment, he remembered Ji Can's rejection of him three times in a row, he couldn't help frowning, and said hesitantly, "But just now I asked him in the classroom, but Brother Can rejected me."

"He probably thought I told you," Gu Jiangheng said in a calm tone, with no sign of lying on his face, "He is busy studying now and doesn't want to apply for too many projects. This is what we chose by betting. I will apply for 3000 meters For long-distance running, he reported a 5000-meter race walk."

"So that's how it is," Shi Lei heaved a sigh of relief, his frowning brows finally relaxed, and he rushed to the office while shouting, "I'll tell the class teacher the news! No.1 has been found!"

Gu Jiangheng nodded with a gentle smile.

In the classroom, the math class representative is collecting the homework assigned yesterday.

Ji Can injured his hand and didn't do any homework. Dang even shook his head and said, "I didn't write it, so I won't hand it in."

"Didn't you write it?" He Jinfeng took out the paper from Ji Can's bookshelf, and said with some embarrassment, "I also referenced it."

wrote?

Ji Can opened the paper and saw that a paper was filled to the brim, and the handwriting was somewhat similar to his.

Looking at the correct rate of the test paper, his first reaction was that Gu Jiangheng wrote it for him, but Gu Jiangheng is not there now, and he found a completely blank test paper from the other party's desk, and he was a little uncertain for a while.

Ji Can still handed in the paper, the math class representative softened his voice, and asked again: "Then can you help find God Gu?"

At this moment, Gu Jiangheng came in from outside with a small bag and said, "I didn't write anything, so I won't hand it in."

Ji Can froze, raised his head and asked, "Did you write it for me?"

"How is it possible?" Gu Jiangheng sneered and said disdainfully, "Do you think I like you that much?"

Ji Can: "..."

Gu Jiangheng added: "It was originally written for me, but it was accidentally written on your paper."

Ji Can: "Then you still imitate my handwriting?"

Gu Jiangheng turned his face away, seemed to feel a little embarrassed, and didn't speak anymore, but the tips of his ears were a little red.

The math class representative ate a mouthful of dog food, and walked away obediently holding the paper.

Ji Can buried his head and continued to read.

After a while, Gu Jiangheng pushed a note over with his fingertips, with Σ written on it.

Ji Can glanced at it and then looked away, pretending not to see it.

Soon Gu Jiangheng tugged on his sleeve again, his usual casual voice became serious, even a little pitiful: "It's my fault, don't be angry, okay?"

"..."

Ji Can ignored him.

"Are you still angry?" Gu Jiangheng moved his hairy head closer, "If you feel that you are at a disadvantage, I'll let you touch it back, okay?"

Ji Can: "...Get lost."

Not only did Gu Jiangheng not roll, but he took out a snowy milk cheese cake from the bag and asked, "Do you want to eat cake?"

Ji Can's expression suddenly became serious, and he frowned tightly, as if he was making a difficult decision.

Gu Jiangheng read the meaning of rejection from this silence, he silently took back the cake and stopped talking.The boy's thick eyelashes drooped down, like a butterfly whose wings were wet by the heavy rain.

"Gu Jiangheng," Ji Can raised his head suddenly, and stretched out his hand to him, "Didn't you want to give it to me?"

Gu Jiangheng's eyes lit up immediately, he unpacked the package skillfully, and even helped hand over the small fork.

Ji Can dug a piece of cake and put it in his mouth, a little disgusted: "Did you buy it from the one in the mall? It's too sweet."

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