The villain he just wants to learn [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 26 Gu Jiangheng!Are you crazy?
When Ji Can came out, Gu Jiangheng was standing by the basketball court playing with his mobile phone.The young man's tall and straight figure has an outstanding temperament, which attracts many girls to look around frequently.
As soon as Ji Can took a step forward, Gu Jiangheng put away his phone and looked up, asking, "Did you finish washing your face?"
Ji Can: "Well, I'm done washing."
Nobody pointed it out, but they all knew they were talking about something else.
We chose a hot pot restaurant for dinner, and dozens of students occupied most of the tables.
Ji Can was next to Gu Jiangheng on the left, and Li Nuo was sitting on the right.As soon as he sat down, he saw Li Nuo take out a small notebook full of words.
Ji Can asked curiously, "Are you reciting words?"
Li Nuo seemed a little embarrassed, hummed lightly, and said, "Anyway, I'm idle, so just take a look."
"Who says you're idle?" Zhou Ruisen sent a game invitation to Li Nuo's phone, passionately inviting him, "One of the four is missing, let's play hack together."
Li Nuo opened the vocabulary book and didn't bother to talk to him at all.
There were a lot of people playing the game, Zhou Ruisen quickly gathered 5 people, and started to fight wantonly in the Canyon of Kings.
Ji Can was a little tired, and leaned lazily on the table.I heard that someone ordered red soup pot bottom, and it was ridiculously spicy, saying that if the chrysanthemum does not hurt, it is not a real man.
Ji Can doesn't like spicy food very much, so he suddenly said, "You're not a real man when your ass hurts."
This made everyone around laugh.
The classmate just now was also shocked, and said, "Brother Can, why do you understand so well?"
"..."
Ji Can was speechless: "Don't tell me you don't understand."
"don't know."
Everyone at the table shook their heads in unison.
"..."
This is the donkey, Ji Can rolled up his sleeves and pretended to threaten him: "Do you still understand now?"
The timid people immediately changed their words and begged for mercy, while the brave ones hid behind Gu Jiangheng and called Gu Shen for help.
"We want mandarin duck pot, medium spicy." Gu Jiangheng said to the waiter, his voice was neither high nor low, but he made everyone quiet.
"All right, mandarin ducks." The classmate who first suggested being perverted hot waved his hand, as if he had made a great compromise.
Ye Hanxiao was sitting opposite to Ji Can, her eyes swept back and forth between him and Gu Jiangheng, and finally narrowed her eyes with an ambiguous expression.
After He Jinfeng came back after the seasoning, he saw his girlfriend holding his sleeves, and screamed in a strong voice: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My boyfriend is here, and he still envies others, He Jinfeng felt sour, and asked, "Where do you spoil me?"
Ye Hanxiao: "God Gu knew that brother Can can't eat spicy food, so he tried his best to order the mandarin duck pot, and even gave up his principles to accompany him to eat clear soup, isn't that enough petting?"
Is this fucking spoiled?
He Jinfeng angrily put the oil dish in front of his girlfriend: "I've been eating spicy oil dishes with you, why don't you say I'm your pet?"
Ye Han smiled and rolled his eyes at him, and said angrily: "Is it enough to eat a spicy oil dish? I'll also eat hot dry noodles with you."
He Jinfeng: "..."
Ji Can watched half an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants with headphones on, and the soup pot was served.
Seeing that there were many girls over there, the waiter put the clear soup on the opposite side of Ji Can.Gu Jiangheng stretched out his hand and turned it around, so that the point where the clear soup and red soup meet was facing Ji Can.
Zhou Ruisen rubbed the back of his head, feeling embarrassed: "Gu Shen, how do you know that I can't eat spicy food? You even deliberately made clear soup for me. I'm really flattered."
Gu Jiangheng: "..."
Gu Jiangheng didn't bother to talk to him, so he asked Ji Can for a headset to pass the time.
So, two people who are about 1.8 meters tall just looked at SpongeBob SquarePants.
Ye Hanxiao, who was sitting opposite them, held her face together, and Auntie didn't stop laughing during the whole process.
The dishes were served quickly, and Ji Can's phone rang when he was halfway through eating.
Everyone had just won the basketball game, and the seventeen or eighteen-year-old boys were making a fuss. The restaurant was too noisy, so Ji Can covered his ears and went to the corridor to answer the phone.
"Well, have dinner with classmates... Tomorrow is fine, just come here directly, the password is 234967."
When Ji Can came back, everyone had almost used up all the dishes, except for a large amount of beef in his bowl.
He asked Li Nuo, "Did you clip it for me?"
Li Nuo glanced at Gu Jiangheng with a sad expression.He would like to, but every time he grabs meat, he can't win against Gu Jiangheng.
Ji Can froze for a moment, and said thank you.
On the other side of the table, He Jinfeng suddenly asked Ye Hanxiao on a whim, "If I go out to answer the phone, will you also help me grab the beef?"
Ye Hanxiao looked at the idiot's expression: "Are you disgusting?"
He Jinfeng collapsed, unbelievable: "Then you say he's cute?!"
Ye Hanxiao patted him on the shoulder: "Old He, we don't have that ability. It's good to be an ordinary person, don't be a monster."
He Jinfeng: "..."
After dinner, someone suggested to sing. Ji Can never goes to these activities. However, Class 20 just won the basketball game, and some people drank a few glasses of beer. Drive people directly into the ktv.
Although he came in, Ji Can's painting style was still out of tune with this place.He doesn't order songs, nor listen to other people's singing, but just sits in the corner and watches SpongeBob SquarePants.
Zhou Ruisen drank two bottles of beer and was a little flustered. He stuffed the microphone into Ji Can's hand and kept booing: "Brother Can, get one, Brother Can, get one!"
Ji Can has a tone deafness, and he will not open his mouth even if he dies.
However, people thought he was aloof, and became even more curious. Almost everyone was booing.
Ji Can couldn't bear it anymore and picked up the microphone, and when he opened his mouth, ghosts and wolves howled.
After he sang half a song, everyone cried and begged him to stop singing.
Ji Can is very innocent: "You must listen."
Everyone almost knelt down for him: "Boss, I was wrong!" qaq
Gu Jiangheng smiled the whole time, appearing to be in a good mood.
We are still students, and we are not very indulgent. Before twelve o'clock, people dispersed.
When Gu Jiangheng stood up, he found that Ji Can was lying softly on the sofa, and he could smell a faint smell of alcohol when he got close.
Gu Jiangheng frowned: "Which one of you gave him wine?"
"I... I didn't do it on purpose," a boy raised his hand and said timidly, "We ordered a few mojitos, Brother Can took the wrong one and drank the one with alcohol, but the strength is not high, it should be soon Enough!"
"And I didn't expect Brother Can to be so strong that he fell down after drinking half a glass..."
Gu Jiangheng didn't expect Ji Can to drink so badly, so he had to send him home first.
Fortunately, Ji Can didn't make a fuss when he was drunk, and just quietly leaned on his shoulder.
The city was still bustling late at night, and the lights outside the car window kept flashing, flickering on and off on the young man's Qingjun face.
When the taxi turned a corner, Ji Can leaned against his shoulder due to inertia, his head fell to the right side, and his hotter than usual breath fell on his neck.
Gu Jiangheng suddenly froze for a moment.
He thought of Ji Can's red neck after being scratched by him after the basketball game.Under the night light, the previous traces had disappeared, and only two small red spots bitten by mosquitoes could be vaguely seen. Ji Can seemed to feel a little itchy, so he scratched it a few times.
Gu Jiangheng was afraid that he would scratch his skin, so he stretched out his hand and scratched it gently a few times.
Ji Can felt comfortable being served, like a cat whose chin was being scratched, and unconsciously rubbed against him.
After being drunk, Ji Can is very different from his usual life. There is no cold and hard temperament in his eyebrows and eyes, and he looks soft and obedient.
Gu Jiangheng originally thought so.
When he came out of the bathroom and was about to wipe Ji Can's face with a towel, he saw the dense formulas all over the wall.
For a moment, Gu Jiangheng was suffocated for a short time.
The once snow-white wall was filled with formulas written with black oil-based pens. Gu Jiangheng took a closer look and found that he was calculating the trajectory of an asteroid. He was about to be laughed out of anger.
Ji Can was not satisfied with writing one wall, but was struggling to write another wall.It's a pity that he didn't see the distance between the bed and the wall, and almost stepped on the air and fell down.
Gu Jiangheng ran over quickly with sharp eyes and hands, and was thrown on the carpet by Ji Can, turning into a human cushion.
This is not even worse, the worst thing is that Ji Can's oil-based pen also fell on his face.
Gu Jiangheng didn't notice for a moment, and his face and neck were instantly lost. Ji Can even wanted to take off his jersey and write calculation formulas on his chest.
"..."
Gu Jiangheng pressed Ji Can's hands on top of his head, snatched the oil-based pen from the opponent's hand with one hand, pinched Ji Can's face in revenge, and gritted his teeth: "Are you pretending to be drunk to take revenge on me?"
Ji Can was so drunk that his eyes were red, and he kept muttering: "The comet is about to hit the earth soon, I want to calculate its trajectory..."
Gu Jiangheng: "..."
Forget it, what does he care about with drunks.
Gu Jiangheng threw Ji Can on the bed and went to the bathroom to wash off the formula on his face.
It wasn't until he used half a bottle of facial cleanser and rubbed his face red that he realized that it was an oil-based pen, which couldn't be washed off at all!
Gu Jiangheng: "..."
my day.
He rushed into the bedroom angrily and was about to ask the teacher for a crime, but he found that Ji Can's oil-based pen had already damaged the wardrobe door, and he said while writing, "I can figure it out..."
Gu Jiangheng was so angry that he snatched the pen from Ji Can's hand, and pushed him directly onto the bed.
Ji Can still struggled, Gu Jiangheng simply pressed down with his body, forcing the other party to face him, and then drew a big turtle on Ji Can's face!
Still angry after finishing the painting, he squeezed Ji Can's chubby face again!
The hour hand pointed to one o'clock in the morning. They played basketball all day and made a fuss all night. No matter how energetic the teenager was, he was exhausted.
Tired and sleepy, Ji Can slowly closed his eyes, and his dreams were full of terrifying images of comets hitting the earth.
Gu Jiangheng didn't plan to stay overnight, but Ji Can was really difficult to deal with. He fought wits and courage with this person for a long time, and fell asleep without paying attention.
A strong wind blew last night, and the golden sycamore leaves fell all over the place.
The temperature was getting cooler in early autumn, and a middle-aged man in a dark gray casual suit opened the door of the apartment.
Ji Huamao comforted his son with the tonic, and almost knelt down the moment he opened the door.
I saw that the original white wall was covered with formulas that he couldn't understand, like a summoning spell in a horror movie.
What was even more annoying was that there were actually two men hugging each other on the bed in the bedroom.Ji Huamao didn't bring it up in one breath, and almost suffered from high blood pressure again.
Ji Huamao: "Ji Can! Explain to me!!"
Ji Can was quite angry about getting up, and he was awakened in a daze and was about to lose his temper. When he looked up and saw the formulas all over the wall, he was also stunned.Then he grabbed Gu Jiangheng by the collar and roared: "Gu Jiangheng! Are you crazy? Write so many formulas on my wall?"
Gu Jiangheng tried his best for most of the night, but he didn't expect to be beaten up: "..."
As soon as Ji Can took a step forward, Gu Jiangheng put away his phone and looked up, asking, "Did you finish washing your face?"
Ji Can: "Well, I'm done washing."
Nobody pointed it out, but they all knew they were talking about something else.
We chose a hot pot restaurant for dinner, and dozens of students occupied most of the tables.
Ji Can was next to Gu Jiangheng on the left, and Li Nuo was sitting on the right.As soon as he sat down, he saw Li Nuo take out a small notebook full of words.
Ji Can asked curiously, "Are you reciting words?"
Li Nuo seemed a little embarrassed, hummed lightly, and said, "Anyway, I'm idle, so just take a look."
"Who says you're idle?" Zhou Ruisen sent a game invitation to Li Nuo's phone, passionately inviting him, "One of the four is missing, let's play hack together."
Li Nuo opened the vocabulary book and didn't bother to talk to him at all.
There were a lot of people playing the game, Zhou Ruisen quickly gathered 5 people, and started to fight wantonly in the Canyon of Kings.
Ji Can was a little tired, and leaned lazily on the table.I heard that someone ordered red soup pot bottom, and it was ridiculously spicy, saying that if the chrysanthemum does not hurt, it is not a real man.
Ji Can doesn't like spicy food very much, so he suddenly said, "You're not a real man when your ass hurts."
This made everyone around laugh.
The classmate just now was also shocked, and said, "Brother Can, why do you understand so well?"
"..."
Ji Can was speechless: "Don't tell me you don't understand."
"don't know."
Everyone at the table shook their heads in unison.
"..."
This is the donkey, Ji Can rolled up his sleeves and pretended to threaten him: "Do you still understand now?"
The timid people immediately changed their words and begged for mercy, while the brave ones hid behind Gu Jiangheng and called Gu Shen for help.
"We want mandarin duck pot, medium spicy." Gu Jiangheng said to the waiter, his voice was neither high nor low, but he made everyone quiet.
"All right, mandarin ducks." The classmate who first suggested being perverted hot waved his hand, as if he had made a great compromise.
Ye Hanxiao was sitting opposite to Ji Can, her eyes swept back and forth between him and Gu Jiangheng, and finally narrowed her eyes with an ambiguous expression.
After He Jinfeng came back after the seasoning, he saw his girlfriend holding his sleeves, and screamed in a strong voice: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My boyfriend is here, and he still envies others, He Jinfeng felt sour, and asked, "Where do you spoil me?"
Ye Hanxiao: "God Gu knew that brother Can can't eat spicy food, so he tried his best to order the mandarin duck pot, and even gave up his principles to accompany him to eat clear soup, isn't that enough petting?"
Is this fucking spoiled?
He Jinfeng angrily put the oil dish in front of his girlfriend: "I've been eating spicy oil dishes with you, why don't you say I'm your pet?"
Ye Han smiled and rolled his eyes at him, and said angrily: "Is it enough to eat a spicy oil dish? I'll also eat hot dry noodles with you."
He Jinfeng: "..."
Ji Can watched half an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants with headphones on, and the soup pot was served.
Seeing that there were many girls over there, the waiter put the clear soup on the opposite side of Ji Can.Gu Jiangheng stretched out his hand and turned it around, so that the point where the clear soup and red soup meet was facing Ji Can.
Zhou Ruisen rubbed the back of his head, feeling embarrassed: "Gu Shen, how do you know that I can't eat spicy food? You even deliberately made clear soup for me. I'm really flattered."
Gu Jiangheng: "..."
Gu Jiangheng didn't bother to talk to him, so he asked Ji Can for a headset to pass the time.
So, two people who are about 1.8 meters tall just looked at SpongeBob SquarePants.
Ye Hanxiao, who was sitting opposite them, held her face together, and Auntie didn't stop laughing during the whole process.
The dishes were served quickly, and Ji Can's phone rang when he was halfway through eating.
Everyone had just won the basketball game, and the seventeen or eighteen-year-old boys were making a fuss. The restaurant was too noisy, so Ji Can covered his ears and went to the corridor to answer the phone.
"Well, have dinner with classmates... Tomorrow is fine, just come here directly, the password is 234967."
When Ji Can came back, everyone had almost used up all the dishes, except for a large amount of beef in his bowl.
He asked Li Nuo, "Did you clip it for me?"
Li Nuo glanced at Gu Jiangheng with a sad expression.He would like to, but every time he grabs meat, he can't win against Gu Jiangheng.
Ji Can froze for a moment, and said thank you.
On the other side of the table, He Jinfeng suddenly asked Ye Hanxiao on a whim, "If I go out to answer the phone, will you also help me grab the beef?"
Ye Hanxiao looked at the idiot's expression: "Are you disgusting?"
He Jinfeng collapsed, unbelievable: "Then you say he's cute?!"
Ye Hanxiao patted him on the shoulder: "Old He, we don't have that ability. It's good to be an ordinary person, don't be a monster."
He Jinfeng: "..."
After dinner, someone suggested to sing. Ji Can never goes to these activities. However, Class 20 just won the basketball game, and some people drank a few glasses of beer. Drive people directly into the ktv.
Although he came in, Ji Can's painting style was still out of tune with this place.He doesn't order songs, nor listen to other people's singing, but just sits in the corner and watches SpongeBob SquarePants.
Zhou Ruisen drank two bottles of beer and was a little flustered. He stuffed the microphone into Ji Can's hand and kept booing: "Brother Can, get one, Brother Can, get one!"
Ji Can has a tone deafness, and he will not open his mouth even if he dies.
However, people thought he was aloof, and became even more curious. Almost everyone was booing.
Ji Can couldn't bear it anymore and picked up the microphone, and when he opened his mouth, ghosts and wolves howled.
After he sang half a song, everyone cried and begged him to stop singing.
Ji Can is very innocent: "You must listen."
Everyone almost knelt down for him: "Boss, I was wrong!" qaq
Gu Jiangheng smiled the whole time, appearing to be in a good mood.
We are still students, and we are not very indulgent. Before twelve o'clock, people dispersed.
When Gu Jiangheng stood up, he found that Ji Can was lying softly on the sofa, and he could smell a faint smell of alcohol when he got close.
Gu Jiangheng frowned: "Which one of you gave him wine?"
"I... I didn't do it on purpose," a boy raised his hand and said timidly, "We ordered a few mojitos, Brother Can took the wrong one and drank the one with alcohol, but the strength is not high, it should be soon Enough!"
"And I didn't expect Brother Can to be so strong that he fell down after drinking half a glass..."
Gu Jiangheng didn't expect Ji Can to drink so badly, so he had to send him home first.
Fortunately, Ji Can didn't make a fuss when he was drunk, and just quietly leaned on his shoulder.
The city was still bustling late at night, and the lights outside the car window kept flashing, flickering on and off on the young man's Qingjun face.
When the taxi turned a corner, Ji Can leaned against his shoulder due to inertia, his head fell to the right side, and his hotter than usual breath fell on his neck.
Gu Jiangheng suddenly froze for a moment.
He thought of Ji Can's red neck after being scratched by him after the basketball game.Under the night light, the previous traces had disappeared, and only two small red spots bitten by mosquitoes could be vaguely seen. Ji Can seemed to feel a little itchy, so he scratched it a few times.
Gu Jiangheng was afraid that he would scratch his skin, so he stretched out his hand and scratched it gently a few times.
Ji Can felt comfortable being served, like a cat whose chin was being scratched, and unconsciously rubbed against him.
After being drunk, Ji Can is very different from his usual life. There is no cold and hard temperament in his eyebrows and eyes, and he looks soft and obedient.
Gu Jiangheng originally thought so.
When he came out of the bathroom and was about to wipe Ji Can's face with a towel, he saw the dense formulas all over the wall.
For a moment, Gu Jiangheng was suffocated for a short time.
The once snow-white wall was filled with formulas written with black oil-based pens. Gu Jiangheng took a closer look and found that he was calculating the trajectory of an asteroid. He was about to be laughed out of anger.
Ji Can was not satisfied with writing one wall, but was struggling to write another wall.It's a pity that he didn't see the distance between the bed and the wall, and almost stepped on the air and fell down.
Gu Jiangheng ran over quickly with sharp eyes and hands, and was thrown on the carpet by Ji Can, turning into a human cushion.
This is not even worse, the worst thing is that Ji Can's oil-based pen also fell on his face.
Gu Jiangheng didn't notice for a moment, and his face and neck were instantly lost. Ji Can even wanted to take off his jersey and write calculation formulas on his chest.
"..."
Gu Jiangheng pressed Ji Can's hands on top of his head, snatched the oil-based pen from the opponent's hand with one hand, pinched Ji Can's face in revenge, and gritted his teeth: "Are you pretending to be drunk to take revenge on me?"
Ji Can was so drunk that his eyes were red, and he kept muttering: "The comet is about to hit the earth soon, I want to calculate its trajectory..."
Gu Jiangheng: "..."
Forget it, what does he care about with drunks.
Gu Jiangheng threw Ji Can on the bed and went to the bathroom to wash off the formula on his face.
It wasn't until he used half a bottle of facial cleanser and rubbed his face red that he realized that it was an oil-based pen, which couldn't be washed off at all!
Gu Jiangheng: "..."
my day.
He rushed into the bedroom angrily and was about to ask the teacher for a crime, but he found that Ji Can's oil-based pen had already damaged the wardrobe door, and he said while writing, "I can figure it out..."
Gu Jiangheng was so angry that he snatched the pen from Ji Can's hand, and pushed him directly onto the bed.
Ji Can still struggled, Gu Jiangheng simply pressed down with his body, forcing the other party to face him, and then drew a big turtle on Ji Can's face!
Still angry after finishing the painting, he squeezed Ji Can's chubby face again!
The hour hand pointed to one o'clock in the morning. They played basketball all day and made a fuss all night. No matter how energetic the teenager was, he was exhausted.
Tired and sleepy, Ji Can slowly closed his eyes, and his dreams were full of terrifying images of comets hitting the earth.
Gu Jiangheng didn't plan to stay overnight, but Ji Can was really difficult to deal with. He fought wits and courage with this person for a long time, and fell asleep without paying attention.
A strong wind blew last night, and the golden sycamore leaves fell all over the place.
The temperature was getting cooler in early autumn, and a middle-aged man in a dark gray casual suit opened the door of the apartment.
Ji Huamao comforted his son with the tonic, and almost knelt down the moment he opened the door.
I saw that the original white wall was covered with formulas that he couldn't understand, like a summoning spell in a horror movie.
What was even more annoying was that there were actually two men hugging each other on the bed in the bedroom.Ji Huamao didn't bring it up in one breath, and almost suffered from high blood pressure again.
Ji Huamao: "Ji Can! Explain to me!!"
Ji Can was quite angry about getting up, and he was awakened in a daze and was about to lose his temper. When he looked up and saw the formulas all over the wall, he was also stunned.Then he grabbed Gu Jiangheng by the collar and roared: "Gu Jiangheng! Are you crazy? Write so many formulas on my wall?"
Gu Jiangheng tried his best for most of the night, but he didn't expect to be beaten up: "..."
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