Males Allergic to Females [Zerg]

After seeing the invitation card on the optical brain, Lan Yeqiu realized that Vico's full name has a total of thirteen characters. Although it was explained in Jialan's native language, it was only three words.But Lan Yeqiu still got stuck when he read it for the first time.

"The names of your Kalan bugs are all so long?" This would be a headache for the teacher looking at the roll call at school.

Vico snatched the light brain with some embarrassment, "Don't look, you just need to call me Vico. The ancient surnames of the Garan nobles are very long, and they not only contain the names of gods, but also some proverbs and so on. It's just some posers who call by full names."

"But as a male lord, you don't even know the full name of your own female lord, isn't it a bit outrageous?"

Lan Yeqiu thinks so, but Vico doesn't think so.

"It doesn't matter, the word at the beginning is my father's surname, and the name in the middle is the name of the patron saint. Originally, there should be another word after this, which is my family name. After I was kicked out of the house, the government didn't allow me to use it. The last word, Viko, is my favorite part of the name. The female father gave it the same pronunciation as the name of the fastest-swimming sea beast in the ocean. I probably hope that when I grow up, I can be as free as it is. Feel free to swim wherever you want."

He looked at the oil painting framed by Lan Yeqiu and hung above the bed, his eyes darkened.

The female father has always longed for freedom, but in the environment of Jialan, only the vast and endless ocean can make him feel truly unrestrained, and in the end, it has become the final destination of the female father.

Whenever he thinks of this, Vico can't help but feel lucky for the female father, he is much happier than being submerged in the sea, enduring countless days and nights of torture, and facing a male he doesn't love.

He knew very well what kind of worm the female father was, and would rather be beaten and starved than bow his head, but for him and Xiaosha, the female father gave up his self-esteem in front of those guys time and time again, and was forced to endure all kinds of non-worm humiliation.

Those unbearable memories made him feel sick every time he thought about them.Although he blamed the cowardice of the female father, what was more disgusting was the hypocrisy of the male father.If it weren't for the government's ridiculous marriage matching system, a shameless and despicable worm like him would not even be able to touch the toes of the female father.

Going back this time, it's time to teach that old thing a lesson.

Liri was cleared the next day, and it was a good weather for traveling.

The two of them went to Vico's hometown with an electronic invitation letter.Because there was no suspension vehicle, they had to take a public suspension vehicle, and the family wore a pair of unseemly ripped jeans.As soon as I got out of the car and stepped on the ground, I was met with the eyes of many insects.

Probably it was the first time they saw insects visiting the Duke's house on a public suspension vehicle.

The Duke of Ilse's Mansion is located on the mountainside of an evergreen mountain, with a moderate altitude and a temperature maintained at around 18 to 25 degrees all year round. The mountain has a mixture of black soil and red soil, which is suitable for large-scale planting of food crops and cash crops.There are many rare flowers and gardening plants growing in the forest to the north, and it is estimated that any one of them can be sold for thousands of stars.

In all fairness, it's a nice place.

It's just that the moment I saw the duke's mansion was not very good. It felt intuitively, like wearing a vulgar big red flower on an unearthly beauty.Completely destroys the inherent beauty of this evergreen hill.

Lan Yeqiu took a quick glance from the garden to the front hall. Some buildings and scenery were set up very uniquely, but the strong visual sense of nouveau riche made Lan Yeqiu laugh.

He took Vico's hand and walked up the steps, stepping hard on the khaki steps with the soles of his shoes.Immediately, a footprint sank, and Lan Yeqiu whispered in the ear of the female gentleman: "Your house is really powerful, this step is made of high-purity gold."

Generally, the higher the purity of gold, the smaller the hardness.The steps here can actually reach the point where one's footprints will sink as soon as one steps on it. Presumably there are not 99.99% but more than 99.90%.

"Really?" Vico has lived in this mansion for more than ten years. Before Lan Yeqiu mentioned it, he had never paid attention to the things here. Now when he looked down, he realized that it turned out that when he was a child, he jumped up and down. The steps that come and go are actually made of gold.

Lan Yeqiu was very itchy when he saw the dazed appearance of his female monarch, so he licked his hand again.

"Otherwise I'd say you're stupid." Lan Yeqiu naughtyly stepped up two blocks, "Your family is so rich, it wouldn't be so miserable if you stole all the valuables when you left."

"I don't care about his things."

Vico also hurriedly took an extra step to keep up with Lan Yeqiu's footsteps.What's more, when you left the family, you had to go through the scanner. If it was detected that you had stolen something from the original family, you would definitely be sent to prison for theft.

Even if some valuable things were given to him by the female father, he has no right to take them away.Because according to the law of the Garan Kingdom, after the death of the female attendant, all her property belongs to the male master.Including the part given to him, underage female cubs don't have much insect rights, even if they were born in noble families.

There is no way, he finally handed over those things to Xiao Sha for safekeeping, and now Xiao Sha is lying in the hospital every day, and he doesn't know where those things are placed.

"Yo, isn't this Vico? Why are you here so late?"

Yado was standing on the promenade entertaining guests, and when he turned around, he saw that annoying younger brother and his hero.In fact, he didn't notice Vico until he saw Lan Yeqiu. After all, the skin of the male worm was too white, especially when standing in the sun, it looked like a pure natural seawater drop of excellent color.

Although now he still has lingering fears about the first encounter that day, but today is quite different from the last time, Xiongzhu came with him to the father's birthday banquet.On the invitation list of the entire banquet today, his hero is undoubtedly the one with the highest official title and title.

Even if the hero he finds is good-looking, it's not about being overwhelmed by his hero.

Thinking of this, the smile on Yado's face deepened a little, and he looked into Vico's eyes unconsciously with a little anticipation.

Of course, it is to expect the other party to make a fool of himself.

Seeing Yado walking towards them, Vico's conditioned reflex was painful.

Every time he heard his cheap brother choking his throat deliberately, his ears felt inexplicably uncomfortable.It is obviously a female insect, why does it have to pretend to be a subfemale and make a sound.He also deliberately injected medicine to dissolve all the well-developed muscles of his body, making him thin and thin, as if he could fall down when the wind blows.

He frowned: "If you don't accompany the old man, what are you doing outside?"

Hearing that the hero was scolded, Yado was not angry, nor did he threaten Vico to sue in front of the hero like before.Instead, he was smiling, and the crack at the corner of his mouth became wider.

"That's what I said, every time we come to Xiongfu's birthday banquet, and you only come here once, you are guests today, of course you are more important."

He glanced at them back and forth pretending to be surprised, and said strangely: "My God! You came to the birthday banquet today empty-handed, without any gifts? I know your financial conditions are not good, but this is too shabby."

As he spoke, he smacked his tongue with an unbelievable expression.

Vico snorted coldly, and just wanted to say what a fart, it would be nice not to get an energy bomb for that old thing and ignite it and give it to him.Expecting a cub that he abandoned since he was a child to grow up and send him birthday wishes, I'm afraid it's not funny.

But before he could speak, Lan Yeqiu rushed ahead of him and said, "Of course we are prepared, but the gift is too expensive. To be on the safe side, we don't want to show it in front of other worms."

This explanation directly blocked Yaduo's harsh words that he was going to say next, and he couldn't utter a single word.

Their current economic situation, even if they have just led the male pension issued by the government, it is only [-] star coins.This money may be an astronomical figure in the eyes of ordinary people, but in the circle of nobles, it is the cost of a meal.

Too expensive?I'm afraid it's not that they have never eaten fruit, or flowers they have never seen.

Although Lan Yeqiu looks extraordinary, but to be able to mix with a bug like Vico who rolls in the mud every day, he must not be from a famous family, and he probably has never seen the big world.

He looked at Lan Yeqiu, and snorted coldly, "If that's the case, then I'll look forward to it at the banquet."

When they arrived at the venue, the birthday banquet had not yet started, and only a few female servants of Viko Xiongfu were entertaining the guests.Vico glanced roughly, he had never seen those female servants, and the average age was only a few years older than himself.It seems that after the death of the female father, this old man has expanded the harem a lot, and he is not afraid of dying of kidney failure on the bed one day.

In the center of the banquet hall is a three-meter-square fountain, in which many colorful tropical fish are raised. The spring water is specially added with medicine to turn the water into sea blue. With the sound of waves rolling in the stereo, it really looks like It's a shrinking ocean.

Vico didn't know if it was a coincidence or the other party did it on purpose. Could it be that this time he wanted to play the family card and let him bring Lan Yeqiu back to the family?Don't you think it's hypocritical to make him want to vomit?

Lan Yeqiu, who had been standing by Vico's side when he was staring at the fountain made out of imitation of the sea, suddenly pulled him.

"That one, is your brother's hero?" Lan Yeqiu's tone was uncertain, the age difference between the two seemed to be too great.

Vico nodded and sneered, without lowering his voice, "Yes, that old man is ten years older than my male father, and being a grandfather is not an exaggeration."

Speaking of this, he turned his head to look at his hero, "I'm surprised."

Lan Yeqiu shook her head, "It looks like a bug like him would do it. Looking at your brother, I'm afraid he would not be happy to marry him. If it were you, I'm afraid you would marry him even if it was a government-mandated match." Resist to the death."

He didn't notice that when he said the last sentence, Vico's face changed slightly. He opened his mouth halfway and was about to say something when he heard a slightly old voice behind him.

"Vico, my child, long time no see."