Males Allergic to Females [Zerg]

At night Vico and Lan Yeqiu lay side by side, but one was on the hard floor and the other was on the soft bed.

"Tomorrow weekend, you should be free, right?"

Lan Yeqiu turned sideways to look at Vico on the bed, and vaguely saw a soft silhouette in the darkness.After a long time, the shadow didn't move and there was no sound, but Lan Yeqiu knew he was still awake.So he asked again.

"Xiao Ke?"

The bug on the bed really exploded, picked up the pillow under his head and threw it at it, and was caught by Lan Yeqiu with a smile, "You haven't fallen asleep, have you?"

"I was woken up by you even when I fell asleep! What can I say if I don't sleep in the middle of the night, I don't know how to eat and sleep without talking! Who else asked you to call me that!"

Lan Yeqiu picked up the pillow with the Vico pheromone flavor, rubbed her head on it, and said in an aggrieved tone, "You call me Xiaoqiu, why can't I call you Xiaoke?" Subtext, you are a double standard ,unfair.

Vico was thrilled when he heard the word 'Xiao Ke'.He hurriedly reached out to snatch his own pillow back, and slammed it hard in the direction of Lan Yeqiu a few more times, trying to shut the mouth of that annoying bug.

Could it be that this guy is not conscious at all, using his deep and magnetic voice in the middle of the night to call so intimately to a bug that is in estrus, the female bug in this period is the most vulnerable to teasing.Isn't he afraid that he will hold him down and rub him like last night?

Ha, Vico squeezed his frowning brows.I'm afraid this guy is not a masochistic system.

"Your name is Charlotte Qiu, the name is one word, and my name is Vico, which is two words, how can I separate the names of the insects!" It sounds like a mental retardation.

Lan Yeqiu saw the little cutie's tight grip, picked up the quilt and wrapped it around her body, and buried her laughter in the quilt.It took a long time before I raised my head, "But I think calling you Xiaoke is more intimate, isn't it better to call you intimate between friends?"

"Intimacy?" Vico snorted. It was the first time he had heard that separating the names meant intimacy. What kind of brain circuit was this in Lan Yeqiu? Could it be a fool or a psychopath.

He glanced at the blurred shadow under the bed, "Okay, then I'll call you Hehuo from now on, don't you think it looks better this way?"

As soon as he got off the bed, there was a gust of laughter on his face. Vico was surprised for a moment before realizing what he had just said.

Depend on!Who has a close relationship with this retarded worm!

Vico put the quilt over his head in anger and didn't speak, Lan Yeqiu quickly restrained his laughter, he couldn't make the little cutie angry, and he would ask him for help tomorrow.

Lan Yeqiu pinched the corner of the quilt that Vico was holding tight inside and shook it, like a child coquettish with a big bug.The tone of voice was also disguised as a baby voice as much as possible, soft and sweet, which he learned from North when he was bored, and that daring bug waiter specially used this trick to coax those innocent and motherly females.

Don't say it, it's tried and tested.I didn't expect him to come in handy today.

"Vico, are you free tomorrow? Don't just keep talking, tell me, okay~ Tell others~"

After 10 minutes of soft and hard soaking, the worm in the quilt finally couldn't lie down, and he was going to be in heat if he kept calling like this, okay!Heideng is blind, can you let him close his eyes and have a good sleep!

Vico sat up with a face that smelled worse than the stones in the latrine, and kicked Lan Yeqiu who stuck to his quilt like a slug and would not let go.Grabbing the waistband of his trousers, he tore off the topped pajama pants and threw them on the ground.

In the darkness, only a soft whistling was heard.Vico, who thought that the night could block all vision, didn't know that the male insect with strong mental power didn't need to look at it at all if he wanted to get the surrounding information, just release the mental silk perception directly.

And Lan Yeqiu just fell asleep and would leave a strand of mental thread to perceive the abnormalities around him.After all, in the royal palace, the worms and alien beasts who wanted to kill him could line up outside the city wall, making it impossible to defend against.So he has to be careful, after all, people are separated from each other, and no one can guarantee that the bosom friend who is talking and laughing with you at the moment will pull out a poisonous dagger from an invisible place and stab your heart in the next second.

Lan Yeqiu sat on the edge of the bed, not more than [-] centimeters away from Viko, he suddenly fell silent, like a fire covered in snow, instantly lost the arrogance of molesting Viko with great interest just now.

When North taught him this trick, he only said that the chance of success was high, but he didn't expect it, and the effect was so amazing.Just being cute, why did the cutie take off her pants?

Lan Yeqiu blushed, slowly covered her eyes with her hands, and withdrew all the mental threads around her.

Hearing the sweet voice beside the bed finally stopped, Vico only thought that the other party was stunned by his kick just now. Thinking about it, the pseudo-hero's system seems to be very weak, and his resilience is not strong.Although this guy is a bit annoying, he is not bad in nature. He saved his life, and now he still has a gunshot wound on his body. Isn't it a bit too much for him to kick the other party?

Vico, who was naturally dumb and unaware, was completely unaware that just now, he was seen by a male worm.

He sat cross-legged on the bed, his skin touched the cool night air, and the cockroaches provoked by Lan Yeqiu finally faded away.Vico rewrapped the quilt and asked the dumbfounded worm, "You, are you okay?"

The worm who was called suddenly still covered his face with his hands, with an expression of embarrassment.He didn't mean it, really didn't mean it...

"It's all right. Are you free tomorrow?"

Vico thought for a while, "Generally speaking, there are no rest days in the quarry. However, there are three days of special approval for the estrus period, which happens to start tomorrow." He glanced at Lan Yeqiu, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to the garbage dump tomorrow to find something. Actually, I can go by myself, but this thing is very important to me, and it's best to find it as soon as possible."

Hearing the meaning behind what Lan Yeqiu said, Vico snorted, "Just tell me what you want me to do, I hate talking around the bush."

Lan Yeqiu immediately doggedly said, "I need you to help me find it together."

"That's it." Vico threw his head on the pillow and lay down again. "It's not a big deal to find something, let's go together tomorrow morning." After finishing speaking, he added another question: "What are you looking for?"

Lan Yeqiu didn't hide anything: "Optical Brain."

"Pfft—" There was still a lot of drowsiness left, but it was almost wiped away by Vico's laughter. He laughed and swears, and gave Lan Yeqiu a thumbs up, regardless of whether the other party could see it or not. "You are really good. You can lose your brain. Why don't you lose yourself?"

In Jialan, all Zerg races will go to the livelihood bureau to receive optical brains from birth. If there is no accident, an optical brain will follow its master from birth to death.It contains not only all the assets under your name, but also all kinds of documents you need in your daily life, ranging from your monthly tax payment certificate to your Jialan resident card.

In other words, if you lose your optical brain and there are no more than ten worms to prove your identity, then you are a stowaway.After being sentenced by the court, it will be thrown into outer space, and will be torn into a pile of bloody minced meat by the strong pressure difference in the universe.

Because the optical brain is so important, no one will put the optical brain casually, and basically carry it close to the body. As a result, Lan Yeqiu not only lost the optical brain, but also threw it in the garbage dump.Isn't this funny?

For the whole night afterwards, Lan Yeqiu was surrounded by wanton laughter. The most frightening thing was that he didn't know what the little cutie was laughing at.It's just a brain. He has more than 30 spares in the capital Starlight. It seems that it's okay to lose one, right?

The next day, the two worms took the public suspension vehicle to the garbage dump early, but the scene in front of them made their faces change suddenly.

A huge garbage sorting processor stopped in the center of the garbage dump, stretched out its octopus-like mechanical arms, and kept digging up full garbage with a tipping bucket and poured it into it, making a clicking sound.

Compared to Lan Yeqiu's slight astonishment, Vico seemed quite restless, and he even wondered if the worm really lost his mind.

If the optical brain is disposed of by the garbage processor, it will become a pile of useless scrap iron. If there is no worm to prove his identity, it will be terrible!

He hurried over to catch an employee who was in charge of the garbage dump and asked, "Isn't it only processed every Monday? Why is it earlier this time?"

The worm who was asked yawned, and waved his hand wearily, "Don't mention it bro, you haven't heard of it yet. Tomorrow the Marquess of Dorian Bourne will come here for inspection, and I've been busy disposing of this rubbish since last night It’s gone. You see that there are so many left, and you don’t know if you can finish it.”

Afterwards, the other party complained again, but Vico turned a deaf ear to it, and only one sentence remained in his mind: Lord Dorian Burne will come here to inspect tomorrow.