I've been washing my hands for many years

Chapter 5 Those Things in Heiankyo

Let's talk about the second story today.

From human to ghost, this kind of story sounds boring at first, right?But believe me, this story is definitely one of the most interesting stories I have ever experienced.

At that time, we were passing through a place called Ibuki. Unlike the last time we were in Katori, the villagers here were very rich, so we found a place to live easily.

The drug seller treated the daughter of the owner of this family. The owner of this family is a local wealthy family. He was quite generous in terms of money and gave us better treatment.

But this time the protagonist is not the owner of the house, but the son of the owner's daughter.I know it's a bit convoluted, but there's no way, the owner doesn't think that child is his grandson.

The thing is like this, there was a drought in Ibuki, and in order to win a little life, the owner of the family offered to sacrifice his daughter.

Marrying one's own daughter to a mountain god as his wife is indeed quite righteous.

On the day my daughter went up the mountain, it rained in Ibuki, the drought was relieved, and people cheered for joy.But the matter didn't end there. The young lady came back with a child.

The child of the gods, that is the son of gods!Represented by the owner of this family, fanatical believers built a shrine for Miko-sama, and made generous offerings every day.

"But you still don't like living in a shrine." I said to Miko who was sitting next to me.

He opened his hands to the distance: "Even if I am a son of God, I still have half of human blood. Isn't it normal to be greedy for the warmth of my mother?"

No, this is not normal at all.At least the owner of this family did not show joy after seeing his grandson's arrival, but was as sincere and apprehensive as receiving a real god.

Miko lived next to his mother's courtyard.The best food and the best clothing will be delivered continuously every day.The only thing that was not respectful was that all the servants lowered their heads and dared not look directly at the Son of God.

It's nothing complicated. Although Shenzi's father saved the entire village, he is indeed not a kind god.It might not be right to say that, because He is essentially an evil god.

Isn't it normal for villagers who can't survive to abandon their original beliefs and sacrifice their daughters to worship evil gods?

So people fear the gods, and they also fear the Son of God.

"Only you are not afraid of me, so I will live with you."

Miko is very satisfied with me as a playmate. Although I am not very satisfied, everyone other than me is very satisfied.The owner of the family even summoned me in person, gave me a rich reward, and needed me to accompany their son of God.

Hello!Because I'm a foreigner, do you think I'm easy to deceive?Is it too much to push the Son of God that you fear like a tiger to me for a little money?

But I still had to accept it, because the pharmacist said: "They give too much."

If the old people in Heianjing know that I will bend my waist for five buckets of rice one day, I will definitely be laughed at to death!

Playing with children is really not my business.Because kids always have energy and I don't have energy most of the time.It would be fine if he let me play rope with him, but he let me play Tejuku with him.

I refuse, people who have not exercised all year round try this kind of high-intensity exercise rashly, I may die!

"You don't seem to want to play with me, but it's okay, I just want to have a mother." Shenzi ran away angrily, because I refused to play with him.

What I want to say is that I just don't want to play with you, other people are afraid to play with you, their fear of you is engraved in their bones.To everyone here, you are an anomaly.

I didn't say it out loud, because I know that all the sons of gods understand.After all, his divine father couldn't be so stingy that he didn't even pass on his IQ to him.

By the way, everyone I mentioned, of course, also includes the mother who is attached to by the Son of God.The drug seller said that the daughter of this family was not sick.If you are not sick, you are pretending to be sick. Only in this way can you temporarily avoid the alien son.

Here I have to praise Qingming's father. There are really not many humans who dare to fall in love with foxes, and who are decent to their half-demon sons.

This mansion, this village, has been maintaining a superficial peace.As long as they don't talk about it, the Son of God will not ask, and if they don't break everything, they can live well.

But someone wants to break it all, or there are monsters who want to break it all.

"His flesh and blood look very delicious. Onmyoji, do you want to stop me?" The big monster with the appearance of a boy sat on my beam and drank my wine secretly.

"I'm not an onmyoji, and I don't intend to stop you." I told him that, anyway, I'm not a stingy person, it's just a little wine for my experiment, drink it as soon as you drink it.

But Jiu Tun-douji still wanted to push forward, hooked the beam of the house and hung it upside down: "Onmyoji, you look delicious too."

The answer to his words was Yimulian's super powerful attack.By the way, I don't let Yimulian use his wind, because the impact may be too big and the host's house may be knocked down.But this doesn't affect Yimulian's strength. Anyway, he was a god before, and he has been transformed by me. It's just a piece of cake to beat a Shuten-douji.

Looking at Shuten Doji who was tied up into a rice dumpling, I gave the order: "Throw him away."

The next day when the son of God came to play with me, he brought a maid over: "I picked it up outside, she was very pitiful, so I let her stay."

I secretly despise Shuten Doji for being shameless, why do big monsters have femininity?This is a problem.Do you want to catch monsters next time, instead of putting girls and children as traps, just put a set of women's clothing on it?

Because of my non-cooperation, Shenzi can only play "boring" games with me.He has been dissatisfied with this for a long time, in order to prove to me that he would have friends without me, that's why he had the opportunity of Shuten-douji.

In the beginning, the game could continue among the three, but gradually one of the three quit.Oh, and I was the one who quit because I wasn't interested in what was going to happen next.

"It's going to be interesting, next." I'm even less interested in Shuten-douji who comes to me every day to report on the progress of the strategy.Disturbing people's lucid dreams will lead to a terrible death!

I asked the drug seller, he clearly knew about the existence of Shuten-douji, why didn't he get rid of him?He said that the culprit who caused Mrs. Yuanzi's illness was not Shuten Doji, so there was no need to treat him.By the way, Mrs. Yuanzi is Miko's mother.

I didn't understand it at first, so I asked the drug seller if he said that Mrs. Yuanzi was pretending to be sick a few days ago?

As soon as the words came out, I felt that my brain must have been dull because Shuten-douji had delayed my sleep these days.

If a person who is clearly not sick is sick, does that mean that Miko's feelings for his mother have also changed?In order to avoid his child's pretended illness, it turned out that the child was really sick.

For an existence like an evil god, if there is no response, hatred can be several times as much as love.I guess Shenzi also inherited his father's character of vengeance.

That night, Mrs. Yuanzi disappeared.

I asked the drug seller: "How does it feel not to cure the patient for the first time?"

The drug seller pondered for a while: "Actually, this is not the first time. There are always some human beings who like to pretend to be clever and hide part of the truth."

In this regard, I said: A quack doctor is a quack doctor. Are you not afraid that the owner of this family will make a fuss and take you to be buried with his daughter?After all, a little boy is quite suitable to be a funeral object for noble girls in this open era.

The drug seller said he was not afraid, because the family was already overwhelmed.The death of Mrs. Yuanzi was just the beginning. In the following days, the owner of the family fell ill, and the servants in the house died one by one.The villagers thought that there was a plague, so they sealed the gate of the mansion.

But this can't stop the spread of death. After the people in the mansion died, the villagers in the village also died one by one.Someone tried to escape, but it was useless, and they died as soon as they walked out of the village.

Until finally someone pointed out that it must be the son of the evil god who caused trouble. They smashed the shrine of the god son, but they dared not come to the door.

"Do you want to try again?" I pinched my nose and asked the "woman" in front of me.

The face in front of me belonged to Madam Honko, and I admired Shuten-douji's courage.A woman who has been dead for a long time and her body stinks, he can also lick her mouth.

His answer was: "I have wasted so much effort, it would be a pity if I didn't eat it."

I don't agree with it, after all, it is the son of the evil god, and whoever eats it in the end may not be sure.

Speaking of which, the drug seller told me a few days ago that he was leaving, but in order to see the end of the story, I had to talk about it and let him stay.

"Sometimes I feel that you are not an ordinary human being." The drug seller waited for the end of the story with me.

I rolled his eyes at him, he can call himself an ordinary human with his sharp ears, why am I not an ordinary human!At least my structure is the same as that of ordinary humans!

As a result, we met after dawn, and a young man dressed in an unusually gorgeous dress came in. The strange thing was that the face he was holding was neither Shuten-douji's nor Miko's.

I was still wondering if there was a third party intervening to reap the benefits of the fisherman, when I heard the medicine seller speak.

"So it's a fusion?"

The fusion of a monster and a son of God, so what should I call him?

"Shuten-douji? Or Ibuki-douji?"

"Call me Shuten-douji, this one is more famous." Because it hasn't fully fused, the newborn monster still speaks with a double accent.

I rubbed my chin and thought about it, it is true that Shuten-douji is not a race, there is only one in the world, and Ibuki-douji has never heard of it.It is better to use the original signboard, which saves trouble.

"Then Shuten-douji, what are you doing here?" I don't think Miko or Shuten-douji have any obsession with me, and they wanted to come and see me as soon as the results came out.

The monster licked his lips: "I'm here to eat you."

The battle begins in an instant.

It's not good, Ichimokuren's defensive shikigami can't defeat the newborn monster who has fused the combat power of two people.

I sighed, and then cut off the monster's head by myself.

Don't look at me like that, I've said it all, no matter what, I must have the ability to protect myself.For the safety of my life, I can only let him lose his head.

I even slowed down a bit to give the yokai a chance to snatch his own head and run away.

"You are afraid of trouble at all." The medicine seller said to me.

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