I've been washing my hands for many years

How strange is the social circle of the gods?

Take me as an example, besides Futsu Shinyato, I also know a campus strange story and a fox.The reason why I didn't add Zero is that I thought it was human Tanaka who became friends with Zero, not God Tanaka.

Today's story has nothing to do with Zero, so don't disturb him playing chess.

Yato and I knew each other very early, but at that time there was a fox named Bawei who was with him at the same time.

I have always felt that gods should have the airs of gods, and they cannot just appear when someone summons them.At that time, I had just been born as a god, and I met a fox when I was thinking about how the god life in this life would pass.

I have always hated foxes, because most of the time this kind of creature is vengeful and difficult to deal with. Of course, I am not innocent enough to ask a fox what I should do with my life, but the night in the wilderness is cold, and his big tail It looks so comfortable.

I captured a fox for my quilt that night.

When I woke up the next day and finally figured out what I should do with my life, my "quilt" suddenly turned into a human form with a bang.

"I am going to kill you!"

The little fox rushed up angrily, but unfortunately at that time he was too weak and small to be able to swagger behind him with a big tail, how could he defeat a god?I tidied him up neatly, and then went back to sleep while clutching his tail.

Before I went to bed, I considered whether my behavior was inappropriate.After all, it seems too strange to sleep with the tail of a humanoid creature, but the humanoid tail is several times larger than the animal tail, and I fell for it.

Zhengtai Pie blanket feels really good!But Zhengtai's sensory experience is not very good. I heard later that furry people don't seem to like others to lick their tails.

Being a god definitely requires faith, so I decided to develop my believers and build my shrine in this world.This is the last thing I thought of after lying in bed for two days.

The idea is very good, but I didn't even see a single person in the wilderness.This is a fox at the beginning, does it all depend on waves in the later stage?

and many more!

Where is my fox? ! ! !

I just realized that the little guy took the opportunity to run away when I was in a daze.

I didn't go to him, because he came back the next day with a woe god.

This is the not-so-good first meeting between Yato and I.

The little fox couldn't beat me, so he specially spent five renminbi to hire a god of misfortune to kill me.When did my life become so cheap?

But this is not so easy for me to handle, he is at most buy one get one free.Both the little fox and the God of Fujin were detained by me. The little fox continued to use me as a quilt, and the God of Fujin built a house for me.

My first shrine was built by Yato.At that time, the place was too remote, and even the materials were not available. In the end, Bawei paid most of the expenses, but his original intention was to spend money to redeem his own tail.

At that time, our relationship was quite bad, but only those who stood at the top of the food chain had the right to speak. When Bawei paid for it, it was me who had the right to speak, and later it became him.

The combination of two gods and a yokai seemed weird anyway, but we got together anyway.

"Why are you building a shrine?"

"To cultivate believers."

"Why train believers?"

"Probably becoming a qualified god."

"Tsk!" Ba Wei hates this kind of statement, in his opinion, gods are villains with hypocritical faces.

Well, Yato and I should be counted as exceptions.

I want to have the largest and most luxurious shrine.Except that Bawei didn't understand me, Yato didn't understand me either.

"Why do you want a shrine?"

"Orthodox gods should have their own shrines."

"But I didn't."

"That's because you are not an orthodox god."

Yato was a little confused, but he didn't continue to ask, but tapped the nails.

At that time, Yato was not as good at housework as he is now, and Ba Wei did not become the wife and fox who later became the living room and the kitchen.In the kitchen, the two of them are basically laymen who are slowly delving into it. Anyway, it is impossible for me to cook.

When they blew up the kitchen for the third time and affected the shrine, Ba Wei said to me: "Why don't you find an angel."

Yato was still repairing the roof, and the only one who could answer me was stunned: "Hasn't the envoy always been you?"

Bawei: "Go away!"

Bawei said that even if I use his tail as a quilt a hundred times, he will not become the god's envoy.

After Yetou finished repairing the roof, the three of us voted, and there were three votes in total, which were in favor of the three people who wanted to recruit the envoy.

Does this still require a vote?

Although our attitudes are very unified, envoys are not so easy to find.Ye Dou and Bawei searched for a long time, but none of them were willing to come to the Wuming Shrine to be an envoy.Although I think the main reason is that the salary is low and I have to wash and cook for everyone in the shrine, because the gods of other shrines are used as mascots to enjoy blessings.

Even so, I finally had an envoy, and I delivered it to my door myself.

I was just bored staying in the shrine, and I went to the street to buy food with Yatoba Wei, when a knife turned into a spirit jumped on me and hugged my thigh.

Everyone around him tried to drag him down, but he couldn't help but hug him too tightly.

"His Royal Highness, you can't do this, it's really rude."

"He is definitely not the grown-up you know!"

"The master said that you must go home on time today!"

Fu Sangshen with silver hair and golden eyes turned his head away, and replied coldly: "That is your master, my master is here."

Fu Sangshen's colleagues were embarrassed, and so was I.

"Well, can you let me go?"

Fu Sangshen was silent for a while, but let go obediently.

I told him: "You've confirmed the wrong person, I'm not your master." The onmyoji named He Maojiang who made the contract with the boy has nothing to do with me as a god.Besides, I don't have a binding contract with him now, so he can find a master who won't abandon him.

When I said this, Tong Ziqie didn't act too aggressively, so I thought he was also reflecting on the fact that he had admitted the wrong person.It's just that I took a step, and Fu Sangshen also took a step. Although he didn't speak, it was obvious that he was determined to follow me.

I have a headache.

At this time, Yato said: "Our shrine still lacks an envoy, or should it be him?"

I immediately objected: "Aren't the envoys all animals? How can Fu Sangshen be an envoy!"

But Ba Wei made up his sword at the side: "You say it as if you are a serious god, and we are a serious shrine."

Two of the three votes have been decided, and the person concerned does not dislike the low-welfare job at all, so he directly abandons his former colleagues and goes to my shrine alone.

Although a little helpless, the shrine finally has a god envoy (baomu), and the standard of living is at least guaranteed.

Until one day, Yato said that he was going home, and Ba Wei also said that his friend asked him to go there.I felt a little bored staying at the shrine by myself, so I simply took Dojiri with me and embarked on the road of cultivating believers.

It's interesting to see humans from a god's perspective, even though I've been human most of the time.

The weak long for the strong, the poor long for the rich, and the sick long for the healthy. It is precisely because they have wishes that cannot be fulfilled by themselves that they entrust their hopes to the gods.

However, there are many gods for them to choose from. Although they are all gods who fulfill their wishes, the gods who restore the sick are good gods, and the ones who transfer the life of one party to believers are evil gods.There is not much difference, but good gods are always respected, while evil gods can only be enshrined privately.

At the beginning of my business, I didn't think about which side I would choose. Anyway, as a god, performing my duty is to fulfill the wishes of believers.

I once enabled a poor shoe repairer to realize his dream of becoming a master, and I also enabled a kind drug boy to have superb medical skills.

Later, the shoemaker who became a master became a local tyrannical name, and was finally assassinated by violent civilians.One of the atrocities that made people accuse him was that he forced everyone in the territory to become my believers, and built many shrines for me. , The pot of becoming a tyrant finally fell on my head.

The story of the drug boy was even simpler, because once he made a mistake in the treatment, he finally became a useless doctor who was afraid of treating others.The weird thing is, it came down to me too, and they said I sucked the talent out of that drug boy and ended up making him like that.

Back then, I was very good at taking the blame.

I didn't have any definition of myself, so even if I encountered this situation, it didn't matter, and even contributed to the flames. Anyway, my goal is to get more believers. Of course, the simpler the method of operation, the better.

Although I bear a notoriety, more and more people believe in me. Even if I simply don't bother to fulfill anyone's wishes later, the number of believers continues to increase.

When I had finished playing and returned to the shrine, the power of faith and Yato who was hiding behind the door almost blinded as soon as I entered the door.

The power of faith is very important to the gods, and the humble gods like Yato may eventually perish because of lack of faith.And with the power of faith in me, even Yato, who didn't know why he wanted to build a shrine, was jealous for a while.

Going out for a trip, I have almost done what I have to do, and the rest just needs to be done smoothly.I originally thought of going back to the shrine to leave a letter for them, and then travel around.But I didn't expect Yato and Bawei to come back earlier than me, so the travel plan was cancelled.

Just kidding, where to travel is more comfortable than living at home!

"Then why did you leave in the end?" Back in the present, while chatting with some old friends, Yato suddenly asked me.

I blinked and felt that the question was too sharp: "I just changed my business to another place, but I didn't succeed so I won't tell you."

"What about your envoys? And how are the believers arranged?" Bawei also asked me.

"My shrine? My benefits were too poor, and I felt sorry for him, so I sent him back to his old club."

As for believers?

I drank half a cup of fat house happy water.

"Ah, we don't need them."

The author has something to say: In fact, Tanaka took Dojiri to complete the mission in this world and ran away directly. I won’t write here what the mission is. Let’s make it up.