I and Slag attack his brother HE

When Jiang Hang ran out, Xia Le had already turned the route outside the door.

"Are you okay!" Xia Le pinched Jiang Hang's round hat, "Mr. Duan...is he okay?"

Jiang Hang looked back at the hotel, the suite on the first floor where they lived was not lit, he took out a wallet from his arms,

"I chopped off his penis, and he won't be able to get out of bed for a while!"

Xia Le: "..."

Suyuan Street is some distance away from where they live. Jiang Hang and the others took the Shinkansen, and it is said that you can see all kinds of kawaii handsome guys inside.

Night began to fall, and the lights of stars and stars painted the whole city, and small orchid and dark green shops on the side of the road opened one by one.

When Jiang Hang got out of the car, he saw that many middle school students after school were holding snacks such as taiyaki or tricolor meatballs in their hands, and he also felt a little hungry.

So I said to Xia Le, "Why don't we go eat something first?"

There happened to be a street on the way to Kabukicho that sells gourmet food. Jiang Hang and Xia Le found a cart ramen shop that they often saw on TV. It was a cart the size of a van with a piece of cake outside. An aged black board served as a dining table, with high chairs placed beneath it.The owner of the ramen is in the trolley, setting up a large pot for cooking noodles and laying out an iron plate for frying char siew.

Jiang Hang slurped up the ramen he wanted, and the noodle seller was frying tempura for them.After eating for a while, Xia Le's eyes were attracted by some small advertisements placed on the table, and he picked them up for Jiang Hang to see.

"Hey! It's the promotion of Akagi Yu's performance next Wednesday!"

Akagi's bare chest and eight-pack abs gleamed under the light, and Jiang Hang's tears flowed from the corner of his mouth.

so handsome!Too beautiful!

"But why, there is no publicity for Akagi Shuu's performance in Kabuki Town tonight?"

It stands to reason that the number one cowherd in the island country is just like those popular traffic stars in China, and someone has to desperately praise him everywhere!

Jiang Hang ate a piece of barbecued pork, but couldn't figure it out.

"Are the two gentlemen going to Kakacho to watch Mr. Akagi's performance tonight?" The ramen owner suddenly placed the fried tempura on the wooden board outside from behind the red curtain.

Jiang Hang turned his head, "Yeah!"

The boss looked at them several times as if he was insane.

Xia Le may have been used to being poor in the past, and he immediately understood the boss's eyes. It was so unbelievable to see two poor people wanting to participate in the latest fashion show in Paris, France.The singing and dancing town on Suhara Street in Shimakokuni is known as the "Louvre of the Cowherd World", and it is basically rich people who come and go.

Jiang Hang and Xia Le, one was wearing the most common style of jeans, woolen coat and plaid scarf, and the other was wearing a jacket.Jiang Hang was ashamed to say that he was actually forced by Duan Qing to wear red long johns.

Well, indeed, I really want to eat swan meat!

"Me! Let me tell you! You don't want to 'treat people with color'!" Xia Le's idioms are very good, but anyway, the uncle opposite is not a cultural person.Xia Le grabbed Jiang Hang's hand that was looking for change, confidently said, "My big brother's husband is very rich!"

"..."

Jiang Hang silently put away the wallet, handed it to the boss, and quickly left while pinching Xia Le.

He's not a fool, no matter how much he likes to make troubles, he can't show that he is rich in a foreign country!If you are not careful, you may be targeted!

Boys must protect themselves when they are outside!

but,

The owner of the ramen shop did warn them.

The shabby looks the two of them are wearing now really can't enter a high-end shopping place like Kabukicho!

The waiter who dressed like a male model in a pornographic commercial took them into the elevator.

"Lele, I always feel that the clothes we are wearing..." Jiang Hang twisted his body, his face full of discomfort.

Xia Le wiped the hairspray on his head very confidently, and pushed down the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, "What's wrong with the clothes?" He turned around the leopard-print leather jacket according to the magnificent wall of the elevator, and the emerald green trousers inlaid with gold glittered underneath. Glow, "How grand! How rich!"

"But..." Jiang Hang no longer had the face to look at the purple mountain silver suit on his body, paired with Barbie pink pants and silver calfskin shoes,

As if singing to the whole world, "I'm the brightest gai on the street!"

What a shame!

But Jiang Hang has never seen what a tall and noble person should wear to enter and leave the Cowherd's shop!

Xia Le twirled the leopard-print leather jacket, and the moment the elevator door opened, a dazzling light shot in.

"You two, please have fun!"

"Wow--!"

It's so grand inside!

This is much more shining than the places Duan Qing goes in and out of every day. The places Duan Qing goes to talk about business are either black and white or antique.Compared with the lifeless feeling, Jiang Hang had to admit that he really prefers the golden place.

In an instant, he got rid of the trouble of dressing up as an "upstart", and followed Xia Le into the lobby like two idiots.

Akagi's seafood show has already started.

A handsome man in a bathrobe held a knife in his hand. In front of him was a large table, on which a tuna with a dark blue belly and white belly was lying on the chopping board.

Xia Le pulled Jiang Hang to squeeze forward, and the two grabbed a very front seat.

Whoa-!

The number one most beautiful man on the cowherd list in the island country, took off the bathrobe he was wearing.

Eight pieces of chocolate-colored abs, under the smear of brown olive oil, shine even more.

Jiang Hang's tears flowed from the corner of his mouth very disappointingly.He looked at Xia Le, and the boy took out a piece of tissue and stuffed his nostrils.

Be, be reserved!

Jiang Hang exchanged all the pocket money that Duan Qing got earlier into flower tickets, and held them in his hand one by one.

Swish, swish, swish, swish, bang, bang!

After an incomprehensible operation, Akagi cut the beautiful tuna into perfect eight parts.The narrator standing next to him told the spectators about the tradition of the Cowherd’s Naked Seafood Show in Kabuki Town with a mouth full of honey. Most of the people here are women, and there are also a few men like Jiang Hang and Xia Le. Anyway, this In the new year, any sexual orientation is not strange enough.

Eight pieces of fish, the price of each piece is different, Akagi Xiu cut the most common sashimi part in the middle into exquisite sashimi with skilled knife skills, and put them on the plate one by one.

Most of the guests come here for the purpose of communicating with famous cowherds at close range. If you want to have close contact, you have to spend money to buy sashimi and make money!

"Flower, flower ticket!" Chi Muxiu held up the crystal plate, and seeing that he was about to go to Jiang Hang's side, Xia Le shook Jiang Hang's shoulders like crazy, "Husband! Husband is coming! Ahhhh ah!"

Jiang Hang shared half of the flower tickets with Xia Le, and threw the rest in front of Chi Muxiu, blinking his eyes and saying shyly, "I, I also want to buy, buy one..."

The moment Chi Muxiu saw that Jiang Hang was a man, the expression on his face froze.But after all, he is specialized in the service industry, and soon smiled slightly,

"it's my honour!"

"Me, me, me!" With such a handsome man leaning over in front of him, Jiang Hang finally felt the happiness of Wu Zetian, he said with a trembling voice, feeling that he was about to die of excitement, "I, me, can I, can I? ..."

"Excuse me, can you sign my name!" Before he could finish his words, he suddenly cut Xia Le's beard on his back.

Xia Le twisted her waist and turned around, pouted her buttocks wrapped in glittering gold leather pants, and pointed hard at her buttocks, "I, I want to sign here!"

The smile on Akagi's face froze.

"Fuck! Do you have any morals/fuck!"

Jiang Hang pressed Xia Le, who was twisting his butt in front of the mirror, into the sink, and turned on the faucet, "Have someone sign their name on their butt, you, you, what are you thinking!"

"Since we're after excitement, we have to go through it to the end!" Xia Le watched no less dog-blood dramas than Jiang Hang, and was intoxicated admiring the name signed with a marker on his buttocks, bursting with golden sentences.

Jiang Hang felt ashamed to go out!

He has a headache!

Xia Le is the artist that Director Lin pays the most attention to. If Director Lin sees him running out and having someone sign his ass, he feels that with the relationship between Director Lin and Duan Qing being so hot now, Duan Qing will definitely...

Oh!Annoyed!

"Don't you want to leave marks of Akagi Xiu on your body!" Xia Le saw Jiang Hang's expression was very bad, and she patted her chest plausibly, "I was touched by an idol!"

"You took my money!" Jiang Hang countered.

"That's obviously Mr. Duan's money!"

"..."

Oh yes oh!

Jiang Hang instantly ignored it.

Actually, actually...

In fact, if it wasn't for the fear that Duan Qing would break his leg, he, he would also want Chi Muxiu's autograph...

The two left the bathroom and found their way back to the lobby.

Jiang Hang is a road idiot and never remembers the way. He hoped that Xia Le would be a road guide and could take him back. Unexpectedly, Xia Le was even more road idiot than him. He could forget what the intersection looked like after walking a few steps.

The two happily lost their way in the intricate place of Kabukicho.

"This, what should I do!"

"How do I know what to do!" Jiang Hang was a little unhappy. Duan Qing used to guide him. He looked at the navigation coordinates of only one point on his phone, and pinched Xia Le's hand and wandered around at various intersections.

"Anyway, the seafood show is over, let's find it slowly... hey! Look!"

A big green sign suddenly appeared in front of him, with a bright check mark drawn on it, which looked very similar to the meaning of "safe passage" in China.

"Let's go!"

Xia Le didn't wait for Jiang Hang to check the language translation with his mobile phone, and ran over directly.

The door is hidden.

The moment you open the door...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Name."

The policeman on the opposite side held a record sheet in his hand, looked at Jiang Hang and Xia Le at the other end of the table very seriously, and asked questions in the Daozi language that Jiang Hang could understand.

Sitting next to her was a fat woman, dressed in gorgeous clothes.In her arms, the best cowherd in the island country cowherd world in the past ten years, Akagi Xiu, was trembling and shrunk in the fat arms, with a frightened little milk dog on his face.

"Hey, Mommy~ It's these two voyeurs! Not only did they voyeur/peep at our relatives, but they had to let them touch their butts when they were on stage!"

Hey!

Jiang Hang drew a big green plant in his heart,

He spit out the word inadvertently.

The policeman frowned and changed his language, "Foreigner?"

"Ah..." Jiang Hang felt that he had disgraced his motherland, so he put his hands together and said,

"Sawadika~"

Policemen:……

Silently took out the baton, and the electric current rattled loudly.

"I'm recruiting! I'm recruiting!" Xia Le was frightened instantly, "Actually, we are wandering refugees from the Siberian region drifting from the North Pacific..."

"I ask you, and you! What's your name!"

"We can't remember our names!"

"???"

"That's a very tragic and tortuous story. It starts from the stormy night when Jiang Hang and I were born in a small hut on the Siberian plateau—"

"'Jiang Hang', right?" The policeman nodded and wrote down in the notebook stroke by stroke.

Jiang Hang: ...

I'll slap you to death!

"Is there anyone in the island country who can be contacted immediately?" the policeman twirled his pen and asked again.

Jiang Hang can answer this question!

"No, no, no! Absolutely not!" He quickly grabbed Xia Le, who couldn't spit out ivory from the dog's mouth, and shook his head first, "We are really orphans who drifted across the sea from the Siberian plateau..."

"Report to the captain!" A small police officer suddenly came in from the door, "We found this thing in the clothes of these two 'peeping toms'!"

After all, he handed over a black square.

Jiang Hang took a look,

Immediately, the eyeballs almost flew out!

Duan, Duan Qing's wallet!

Hey!

Jiang Hang suddenly felt a little regretful, why he was afraid of not having enough money when he came out, so he took Duan Qing's wallet by the way!

The police opened the wallet and pulled out a privately customized bank card from the front.

"President of the Duan Group...Duan, Qing?" He glanced at Jiang Hang wearing a purple windbreaker and Barbie pink leather pants, not believing, "Is this your wallet?"

Jiang Hang took a deep breath,

"It seems that I can't hide the secret of 99..."

The policeman repeated again solemnly: "Excuse me, is this your wallet? Or did you steal it?"

Jiang Hang flicked his gelled hair, and said in a majestic tone, "Actually, 'Jiang Hang' is just a pseudonym for me to cover up my identity. Well, since you have already noticed my secret, I can't Keep concealing it, my true identity is Duan Qing, the head of the Duan family, the largest family in C City in China..."

"Go," the policeman turned over the bank card in his hand, pointed to the string of numbers on the back and told the little policeman beside him, "Call this number!"

"No!" Jiang Hang grabbed the policeman's hand violently.

That, that is really Duan Qing's mobile phone number!

If Duan Qing knew that he would be treated as a voyeur because he sneaked out to see the cowherd and accidentally ran into the cowherd making out with the gold master, and then sent him to the police station.

He, he, he will be beaten to death by Duan Qing!

The little police officer was very efficient and dialed the phone number on the card in an instant.

beep-

"Hi, I'm Duan Qing."