HP Feathered Serpent Rebirth

One day after the war, Harry, who was making out with Snape in the cellar, received a letter.

"What? We're going to take that idiot's '[-] Questions about Couple Sex'?" Snape asked in disbelief.

"Go ahead, there's nothing wrong with it." Harry smiled.

So the professor and Xiaoha came to participate in the "one hundred questions about couples" that "only idiots will participate"...

"Hi~ Harry, Professor~"

"Ann?" Harry exclaimed in surprise.

"Andersen?" Snape frowned in disgust.

"Hehe, professor, it's been 7 years, and you really haven't changed at all." Mou An laughed dryly.

"Ann, are you the host?" Harry asked curiously.

"Of course, I invited a lot of people for you." Mou An pointed to the auditorium.

It seems like everyone from Hogwarts is here...

"Andersen, shall we begin?" Snape asked.

"Of course, Professor."

——————I am the dividing line at the beginning of the interview—————

1: May I ask your names?

Harry: ...

Snape: Are you an idiot?

An: Ah, next one.

2 What are your ages?

Harry: 18.

Snape: Thirty-eight.

An surface: next.

Mou An thought: Wow, what a teacher-student relationship.

3 What is your gender?

Snape: Andersen, are those two black holes on your face?

Harry: I look like a girl with long hair?

An (laughing apologetically): No, no.

Snape: Idiot.

An: Professor, I did not come up with this question.

Snape: Who cares!

An (>_<): Xiaoha, the professor bullied me!

Harry: Ann, you're off the rails.

An: Oh, next question.

4 What is your personality like?

Harry: Half lion, half snake.

Snape: Insidious, cunning snake.

An: Wow, professor, so you know.

Snape (lowering his voice): I don't want to cast Avada Kedavra in public, and neither do you, do you?

An ヽ(￣︿￣): Of course.

5 The character of the other party?

Harry: Isn't there the last question?

Snape: Why is this idiot question so repetitive.

An: Uh, I didn’t make it (in a very low voice).

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Harry: Hogwarts Great Hall, when I was 11 (in a previous life).

Snape: When he was born.

Harry (#°Д°): Huh?Sev, have you seen me so early?

Snape: But stopped by Stupid Dog and Old Potter.

Sirius in the audience: Hey hey hey you dead snot!

Remus (covering Sirius' mouth): Excuse me, you go on.

7 The first impression of the other party?

Snape: Not like a Gryffindor.

Harry (☆w☆): Old charming!

An: Puff cough cough.

Harry, Snape: Got an opinion?

An (weak): It’s not that you look at the audience...

I saw a bunch of people in the audience fell to the ground because of Harry's words.

8 What do you like about each other?

Harry: All of them.

Snape: All of them.

(Both speak in unison)

An: Wow~

Snape (taking out his wand): Ahem.

An: Ah, next question.

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Harry, Snape: None.

An (covering her mouth immediately after speaking): Wow.

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Harry: No problem.

Snape (sweeping at those present): Any comments?

An + everyone present (except Sirius): None!

SIRIUS (loudly): Yes! ! !

Remus: Lock the tongue and shut the throat!Everyone is hallucinating.

11 What do you call each other?

Harry: Sev.

Snape: Harry.

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Harry: That's great.

Snape: That's fine.

A: We are too easy to be satisfied.

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Snape (not sure): Cat?

Harry (sure): Bat!

The audience laughed together.

Mou An (laughing and tearing): Oh, Xiaoha, this is so real!

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Snape: Anythings. (anything)

Harry (surely): Potion ingredients!Absolute potion materials, if not, it is okay to give Hai Erbo to study.

The audience then burst into laughter.

An (exaggerated howling): Oh, Xiaoha, you are such a straight man.

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Snape (insidious): Harry Potter.

Harry (shivering): Uh...

An (jumping eight feet away): That, the next one!

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Harry, Snape: None.

Mou An: Well, next one.

17 What is your problem?

Harry: You're the one who's wrong!You all have problems!

An: Xiaoha, you are really getting less and less cute, the professor must have eaten too much saliva.

Harry: Well, a little reckless.

Snape: Poison tongue.

An (froze gorgeously): Oh my god, it turns out that the professor knows me so well!

Snape: Shut up!

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Snape: Why are you repeating so many questions!

An (wanting to cry but no tears): I really didn't do it!

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Harry: Put yourself in danger.

Snape: Make a tooth potion for Dumbledore.

Mou An: Huh?

Dumbledore in the audience: Huh?

All children's shoes in the audience: what?

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Harry: *!Why repeat it again!

An: The next one!

21 How far is your relationship?

Snape (looks idiotic): Together.

Harry (grinning and hugging Snape:): Without a doubt, mate~

Sirius: *You snotty bitch!

Draco, Remus: Passed out!

The world is quiet...

22 Where did two people first date?

Harry (bewildered): This... cellar?

Snape: Seems to be true.

An (Khan): Next!

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Harry: Uh, teacher-student relationship?

Snape: Enemy relationship?

An: Well, I found out, the professor is also straight.

24 How far has it progressed then?

Harry: Why repeat it again!

Snape (stroking his wand): Andersen?

An: Oh, it's really not my work!

25 frequent date spots?

Harry: Cellar!cellar!Repeat again you idiot!

Mou'an: Next one!

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Snape: Isn't this still a gift?

Harry: Potion ingredients.

Snape: Hmm...or H?

An: Cough cough cough.

Snape: Andersen, do you want a potion for your throat?

An: Ah, of course not, haha.

27 Which party confessed first?

Snape: Me.

Harry: Sev.

28 How much do you like each other?

Snape: Words cannot describe.

Harry: Well, like aconite chamaejasma and aconite acanthus.

An: Huh? ? ?

29 So, do you love each other?

Snape: You're an idiot.

Harry: Love it.

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Snape: Sev, who am I?

Harry: Well, needless to say I'm out of luck.

An (smiling): Wow~

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Snape: Come on your show and give you an Avada.

An: Then...professor, you mean that Harry likes me?

Snape: Arvada!

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Snape: No.

Harry: Uh, no...

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Harry: Find Lucius!Because he asked Sif to make him a beauty potion!

Father L in the audience: Huh?

Snape: We're going together, there's no way we'll be late.

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Harry: deadpan.

Snape: Anytime.

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Snape: H?

Harry: When leaning on him to read.

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Snape: Study potions together.

Anmo...

Harry: The time the two of us are alone.

39 Ever quarreled?

Harry: Yes.

Snape: Exactly.

40 What are the quarrels?

Snape: No comment.

Harry: Uh huh.

An (surreptitiously flipping through the original book): Oh~ I see.

How to reconcile after 41?

Snape, Harry: ...

An: Haha, everyone will wait and see!

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Harry (nods wildly): Mmmmm.

Snape (calmly): Hmm.

43 When do you feel loved?

Snape: Always. (always)

Harry: Exactly.

44 What is your expression of love?

Snape (smirking): You wouldn't know.

Harry (blushing): Mmm.

Mou An: Ah.

Don't ask me the way they express their love!Go to the original book yourself!

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Harry: When he looked me in the eye!

Snape (viciously): Mr. Potter.

Harry struggled to minimize his own presence.

Mou'an: Oh, sad straight man.

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Harry: Black Rose!

Snape: Moon... Moonglow?

An: Professor, is that grass...

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Harry: Nope.

Snape: None.

An: Xiaoha, what do you mean without it?

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Snape: Stupid dog and old Potter!

Harry: My mother?

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Harry: Open it.

Snape (laughing dryly): Only Muggles don't know.

50 Do you think the love between you and your partner can last forever?

Harry: Of course!

Snape: Always.

The author has something to say:

Today's chapter is half of the extras, the other half... I will post it later, and wait for me to write more than a dozen main texts.

Small theater today?Well come one.

—————Sand Sculpture Theater—————

Everyone knows what this chapter is about, right?Okay, without further ado, let’s start the small theater!

By the way, everyone finished watching this show. During the intermission, An interviewed ↓

Ann (passing the microphone to Dumbledore): Old D, according to Mr. Snape's description in this program, whenever he makes you a tooth potion, Harry feels that Mr. Snape doesn't love him What do you think about this?

Old D (blink): The world is terrible now, Gellert, where are you~

An felt ashamed and left.

Ann (passing the microphone to Lucius): Father L, according to Harry's description, it took a long time for Mr. Snape to make the beauty potion for you?

Daddy L (Aria): Maybe, who told me that Severus and I are good friends?

A certain black line ran away.

Ann (passing the microphone to Sirius): Mr. Black...

Sirius (Crazy): Oh, it’s my turn, let me say it here, snot... Snape will do this and that if he has this and that...

An (#°Д°): This is not my interview!

Slip away quickly.