Panda's Road to Internet Celebrity

"Why don't you just hide it first?" Pei Xiuran rubbed his forehead, trying to discuss with An Ning. The only thing he can do now is to hide it from Grandpa and Grandma An, and then find a way to turn An Ning back into a human.

The brat is really a brat, he can get into trouble even if he sleeps.

An Ning nodded earnestly, looked around the room, and looked at Pei Xiuran eagerly: "Chu Ci, are you going to hide me in the hot pot?"

There are still many places to hide pandas in this room, but the cabinet is too dark and cold, so I can’t bear it, there is water in the bathroom, I still can’t bear it, and the box is too crowded, I still can’t bear it.

After thinking about it, Pei Xiuran said helplessly: "Hide in the quilt, be good, don't get out without my permission."

An Ning replied very honestly, pouted her buttocks and slid into the bed, her ball-like tail was dangling outside behind her, so Pei Xiuran wanted to grab it and rub it in her hands.

After An Ning got in completely, the quilt was bulged and packed, which was obvious no matter how you looked at it.

Pei Xiuran patted the squirming meatball, and said with a smile in his voice, "Low down a little, it's so obvious that you will be discovered."

Rolling in the quilt: "...!" Mo Dan, Pei Xiuran, who is so conceited, even touching him was not enough, and even slapped his ass!

"obedient."

Again, is this filming addicted?An Ning dared not speak out, so she gritted her sharp millet teeth and obediently spread herself out into a cat cake and hid under the quilt.

Pei Xiuran watched with satisfaction that the bulge on the quilt flattened at a speed visible to the naked eye, a pleasant smile rose on the corner of his lips, he looked at his palm, and then at the panda hiding under the quilt.

Well, it feels good in the hand, very elastic.

An Ning hid under the quilt, and when she heard the sound of the door opening and Pei Xiuran's apology, followed by a burst of politeness, An Ning was bored, so she simply hid under the quilt and played with claws.

The panda's eyesight is poor, so he can only be at a loss in the dark. He can't make a sound, so he can only start playing arhat with his left paw on top of his right paw. Leader, today I will put you under my body, and the little Taoist priest will be captured before his hands are tied up."

With a "crack", the left paw pressed against the right paw.

"Hmph, just because of you, a hairy chest beast, you still dare to run wild in front of this Taoist master, and eat me with a sword!"

With a sound of "ah", the right paw pressed the left paw under the body.

Although it was boring, An Ning had a great time playing.

When Pei Xiuran came back, he heard murmurs coming from inside the quilt. When he listened carefully, he couldn't laugh or cry. He lifted the quilt and looked down at An Ning and asked, "Have you finished the scene of the chest-haired beast fighting the Daoist?"

An Ning was having a good time at this time, lying on the bed with her butt pouted, the soft fur all over her body was rubbed in a mess, the right paw representing the Taoist master was firmly pressing down on the left paw representing the chest-haired beast, showing an overwhelming victory Hearing Pei Xiuran's question, he raised his head in bewilderment, and asked incredulously, "Chu Cili is back?"

As he spoke, he poked his head behind him. Pei Xiuran couldn't help laughing at his stupidity. He poked his forehead with his finger and said, "Don't look, your grandpa and the others were tricked by me."

Now An Ning was even more curious, she wriggled out of the quilt and lay down on the edge of the bed and asked, "How did you lie to them?"

"Want to know?"

"I think!" An Ning nodded without hesitation. Pei Xiuran's finger poked a hole in the hair on his head, just like being plucked, making people laugh out loud.

Pei Xiuran pointed to his thigh and said, "Rub my leg, and I'll tell you."

Damn, An Ning is angry, why didn't he realize that Pei Xiuran was so stingy before, and he had to put conditions on every question he asked.

But he really, really wanted to know.

There was no way, people had to bow their heads under the eaves, and An Ning, who was bullied, had to stretch out two panda paws, press on Pei Xiuran's thigh, and rub it vigorously, just treat this thigh as clothes.

Pei Xiuran endured so much pain with a smile. The touch from his legs made him crazy. Although An Ning's transformed panda was small in stature, he still had some strength. When he rubbed his legs, his whole body's fur moved, and he sat on the bed with his buttocks pouted, The two front paws move together in unison, which is extremely cute, and it is also comfortable to rub the ground, unlike when Qiuqiu stepped on his leg, which was neither painful nor itchy at all.

Speaking of which, he is definitely the first person in the world to enjoy being massaged by a panda.

The smile on Pei Xiuran's face became more obvious, and he couldn't hide it even if he wanted to. After An Ning pressed it a dozen times, he finally couldn't help the itch in his heart, and hugged An Ning into his arms, and combed his hair carefully. But he didn't help him heal the crater on his head maliciously, and said with a smile: "For the sake of your hard work, I'll tell you, I just lied to them that you got up early in the morning and went to see the pandas." That's all, and tell them you're cured, so they don't have to worry, that's all."

An Ning: "..." With just a few words, he was defrauded of his virgin bear massage, and it was a big loss!

Pei Xiuran didn't seem to notice An Ning's fury, and continued: "Although I deceived your grandparents this time, it might not happen next time, so the most urgent thing is to find a way to restore you to your human form. You don't have any impression of turning back into a panda?"

As soon as this topic came up, An Ning became wilted, and sat on the bed with her head slumped, her front paws resting weakly on her stomach, extremely frustrated: "I really don't know how to change back, I used to be in I just turned into a panda in the space, and automatically returned to human form as soon as I came out of the space, and I don’t know why I suddenly turned back into a panda in the morning." He was actually more confused than Pei Xiuran about this matter, and he didn't know what happened at all.

This answer made Pei Xiuran one head and two big, rubbing his brows and asking: "Why is there suddenly another space, what is that?"

Since waking up in the morning, he found that strange and chaotic things rushed towards him one after another. If this continues, his strong receptivity will almost be unable to support it.

An Ning got up from the bed, gesticulating and explaining to him what the space is, emphasizing that there is a large bamboo forest planted inside, and the bamboo leaves are especially delicious.

Seeing that he was talking more and more high, Pei Xiuran had no choice but to interrupt: "I think I already know what 'space' is. It is actually your mobile refrigerator. Now what I want to know is that before you transform back into a panda, there is There's nothing wrong with it."

"What's wrong?" An Ning asked thoughtfully, "Is it okay if I have a cold and my whole body is limp?"

"Forget it, tell me more." Pei Xiuran took An Ning's paw and pulled him over, put him on his lap and began to interrogate him slowly, not afraid of hearing more things that would ruin the Three Views, but afraid that there would be nothing wrong with the transformation. There are signs.

An Ning clapped her paws, and told little by little what she thought was strange these days. After he had finished all the words, she looked at Pei Xiuran eagerly, hoping that he could find a little bit of transformation from these confusing words. reason.

Pei Xiuran pondered for a moment, then frowned and asked, "Gun Gun, you just said that you really wanted to turn back into a panda, and then dreamed about when you were a panda that night?"

"En (⊙v⊙)" An Ning nodded.

"People say that you think day by day and dream at night. Could it be that you wanted to change back to a panda so much, so you had that dream, and then you turned back into a panda in reality?"

It seems that this is the case, An Ning continued to nod.

"Since this is the case, does it satisfy your wish to be a panda, and make you no longer obsessed with being a panda, so that you can change back into a human form?"

Although this solution is a bit ridiculous, it's not impossible to try it, maybe the blind cat will encounter a dead mouse, so An Ning nodded again.

"Then do this," Pei Xiuran clapped his hands, and looked at An Ning with burning eyes, "Go away, tell me what you wish for."

When asked about his wish to be a panda, An Ning's spirit was lifted immediately, and he said with twinkling eyes, "I want to drink pots of milk, I want to eat bamboo, I want to play with a small wooden horse, and I want to climb trees..."

An Ning chattered a lot, nothing more than the words 'eating, drinking and having fun', Pei Xiuran's head hurt a little, he felt that he was an idiot for asking An Ning what his wish was.

He discussed with An Ning: "Why don't I go to the supermarket to buy milk for you? Climb a tree and wait until I take you there later. Now you will definitely not be able to leave the room."

He was afraid that when he took An Ning out to climb a tree, he would be caught as a panda thief.

An Ning also knew that he couldn't go out now. He could compromise on the latter, but he was determined not to do the former, so he took the opportunity to make a condition and said, "I want the spicy liulai that my daddy gave to the panda cubs the day before yesterday, and the little wooden horse doesn't." Less length."

Pei Xiuran had a headache again. If it wasn't for his reluctance, he really wanted to slap the brat in front of him to death. He had already denied his wish of climbing a tree before. He couldn't dissatisfy his wish of drinking milk and playing with a wooden horse, otherwise this brat wouldn't Satisfied, what should I do if I can't change back to human form?

Boss Pei felt tired for the first time, so he had to confess a few words to An Ning and risked being considered a pervert, and set off to ask the breeders for milk.

After nearly an hour, Pei Xiuran, who was promoted to be Pei's nanny, finally came back. Don't ask him why he went so long, it's really too thin-skinned, and he only spent half an hour doing psychological training.

With a bottle of milk in his left hand and a small wooden horse in his right, he pushed open the door with a blushing face.

There is a layer of green bamboo on the open space in the center of the room, and a black and white panda dumpling sits in the middle of the bamboo, holding a bamboo branch with two paws and chewing leisurely, looking very cute.

Startled by the sound of the door opening, he turned around with difficulty. When he saw Pei Xiuran, he immediately let out a cry of surprise, ran over with his hips twisted, straightened up and hugged his calf, and stared at him without blinking. Looking at the bottle of milk in his...hand.

Although he was ignored, Pei Xiuran felt a strange sense of satisfaction in his heart. When he thought of An Ning obediently waiting for him to feed him at home, all the embarrassment he felt when he asked the base staff for milk and a small Trojan horse was thrown away. went.

But he didn't intend to satisfy An Ning so easily. He neither gave him a bottle of milk nor bent down to hug him. Instead, he let An Ning hug his thigh anxiously. He glanced at the bamboos in the room and asked, "These bamboos?" Where did it come from?"

He was sure that An Ning had never left the room, let alone brought these bamboos here, so the biggest possibility is that these bamboos were taken from what he called 'space'.

"Space." An Ning's answer confirmed his thoughts. Pei Xiuran dragged his 'panda leg pendant' to the bamboo pile, bent down to pick up one and looked at it carefully, then raised his eyebrows and said, "I haven't washed it, put it in the bamboo pile." On the ground, eat it directly, huh?"

Without saying a word, his voice raised a level. Although it was very gentle, it still made An Ning shudder, especially the last "Huh?" It made him tremble with fear.

An Ning was short of breath, touched her two front paws together, and said aggrievedly: "The space is very clean, besides, we pandas have never heard of washing our food."

"You still dare to talk back?" Pei Xiuran raised his eyebrows even higher, "Since I haven't heard of it before, I'll tell you now, you have to wash the bamboo after eating, otherwise you will suffer from diarrhea."

An Ning was not convinced, but he didn't dare to speak back. He found that Pei Xiuran's attitude towards human form and panda was subtly different. He pampered and loved him in human form, but respected his ideas and freedom; Pampering and loving, but more domineering, a bit similar to treating Qiuqiu, but there is a big difference, and he can't tell the specific difference.

Pleased by An Ning's obedient appearance, Pei Xiuran's expression softened, a smile appeared in his eyes, he touched his head and said, "Wait a minute, I'll get you some milk."

What he brought back was clotted milk fat, which needed to be melted in hot water before drinking. The reason he told the staff just now was that he wanted to bring some milk back to feed his puppet cat. Fortunately, the staff was The baby daddy I met before gave him a big lump of milk without saying a word, and took him to the warehouse manager by the way, and sold him a small wooden horse at the internal price, which made Pei Xiuran heave a sigh of relief , thank God my dad didn't ask him why he wanted a small wooden horse, otherwise he would have to die.

But what the baby daddy thinks in his heart is: "Every man has unspeakable hobbies, even if he is as good as Mr. Pei, he can't escape it. You don't need to say anything, buddies understand!"

If Pei Xiuran knew what daddy was thinking, he would probably die if he didn't want to.