Panda's Road to Internet Celebrity

After the offline finals, An Ning went to the water post in boredom.

Jiansan's post bar is a magical place, it has everything from accessories and tricks to small face pinching and outfits, and the most distinctive one is "818"!

818 is the characteristic of Jiansan. Whether it’s a scumbag who has a bunny or a scumbag who steps on n boats, he will be 8 out. Even when the two commanders of the camp meet and find out that the other party is the same sex, they will be posted on the post bar. Found a trace.

In short, Jiansan's post bar is a good place to chat, fart and explore gossip. There are no serious posts, but there are a lot of gossip posts.

An Ning leaned on Pei Xiuran's body, swipe her fingers to find topics of interest.

"Big brothers, how dark are you when you are the darkest" is such a boring topic that only the boring Jiansaner will post to ask. An Ning said that when he was the darkest, he even had black eye circles!

"Why do you like a person in Jiansanli so casually that you almost suffocate?" "This question is very profound, and An Ning doesn't know why he fell in love with Chu Ci until he almost suffocated.

"That day I opened the mic delicately: Don't jb push my sleeves! "An Ning understands the pain of being pushed against the wind sleeves in seconds!

"Qi Chun, what will happen to you if your friend Jian Chun blows up your mountains and rivers on the battlefield?" "An Ning automatically substitutes the person who replied to Pei Xiuran, and it is estimated that it will directly add the focus, let's kill the whole server.

Suddenly, a novel title broke into his sight: "Live Broadcasting of "Panda Cup" Offline Finals".

Such a serious topic, such a serious content, is like a clear spring in Jianwang Santie Bar, not to mention that it is related to himself, An Ning clicked in without hesitation.

1l Landlord: Sending benefits late at night, I know that many friends are very sad to miss the live broadcast, and the live broadcast is not enjoyable, so the kind and lovely landlord came to break the news for you!In fact, the original title of this post was "The 818 Pair of Popular Anchors Who Hooked Up with Adultery", but my friend said the title was too discordant, so I changed it.

The content of this post is very upright and harmonious, the poster will use the bad writing style, the affectionate gaze, and the common sense of pvp to explain to you the "Panda Cup" offline finals in the poster's eyes!

2l eating melon: the front row of onlookers.

3l heavy mouth: I seem to smell the gossip. Those who missed the scene and live broadcast can only silently squat on the rebroadcast and posts. The host will update soon.

4l A little chrysanthemum: I seem to know who to 8, so excited!

5l Eyes of the truth: I also know, by the way, the front row sells small dried fish, melon seeds, soft drinks, and cola.

6l Landlord: [Cold Sweat] You inserted the ground too fast, listen to the Landlord speak slowly.First of all, the little fans of the landlord Gungun team specially bought train tickets to S city for them, and they arrived one day early.

The competition took place on the morning of the 2nd. In the lobby on the first floor of Pei's Building, there was a magnificent scene full of people. The owner, a civet cat from Daoxiang Village, was almost frightened!

Relying on the host's flexible positioning and shameless crowding techniques, the host successfully squeezed into the front row, ah~ the wide view, ah~ the fresh air, the host felt himself reborn.

7l Playing the poster pp: Don't be so inkling, landlord, get to the point quickly.

8l Snail: Don't be so irritable upstairs, the host is describing the background, do you understand it?

9l Wow: Sir, I’m also a fan of Rolling Team. After watching the game’s recording, I’m so excited that I can’t sleep at all. I heard from my friends at the scene that there was a sideshow at the game, but it’s a pity that it wasn’t released during the live broadcast. Please ask for a sideshow Insider.

10l Passerby: That's not just a tidbit, it's clearly an easter egg!No, it should be said that it is the main drama of this competition. I guess the host 8 is this easter egg!

11l Mr. Conan: Very good, you successfully caught my attention upstairs, the copper ball egg.

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23l Landlord: I’m sorry, I went to eat a melon just now, and now I’m back to continue 8.By the way, the stupid landlord finally squeezed into the front row, and received a lot of blank stares during the period, but for the gods, it's worth it!

Let the host first lick the photos for a while, prprpr...

Now let’s get to the point, when the poster looked up on the stage, he was blinded by a sudden, male god~beauty~

Let's talk about the "Jiba" team first. This team is a bit unfamiliar to those who don't watch the "Panda Cup", but those who have watched the game will definitely be impressed. Their captain is a pure sword, and the operation is sharp. Once forced, the coquettish position and the swaying consciousness, when the original poster was watching their game, he made up Jianchun's eyes like ten dead loves.

But the reality is that Jianchun is tall, rich and handsome. The poster can't describe his looks. Anyway, you can imagine the male lead in idol dramas to look like a bully. It's a proper abstinence department, and you don't want to be seductive.

Sitting next to him is their team's beggar gang, the thief is so damn cute, he belongs to the type of handsome sunshine guy, the corners of his lips are curved, and his smile is so perfect, he clutches my little heart, I can't stand it.

The relationship between Jianchun and the Beggars seems to be very good. Anyway, after a game, both of them are interacting closely, and Jianchun looks at the Beggars with gentle eyes. As a person who is deeply influenced by the culture of Jiansanfu, please forgive me. Thinking wrong without integrity.

I didn't pay close attention to the other three teammates, but I want to say that the second master Cangjian, she is actually a beautiful young lady!Ma Dan!I always imagined a sharp, violent boy, and he turned out to be a girl.

But the girl is really handsome and handsome, confess with a little flower~

In addition, the milk poison of their team is also a girl, very sexy and temperamental, I can guarantee that most of the male compatriots watching the game will focus on the milk poison girl, and half of them are either not enlightened or crooked.

Introduce me to the "Jiba" team, and then I will introduce my favorite "Gungun" team, no, let the host calm down the excitement first, and open 8 later.

24l Jiujiu: Damn, the host has escaped again, come back quickly, we want to listen to the gossip of the "Gungun" team~

25l Tail: Landlord, don't talk about it, civilized you and me.

26l Cucumber: Let’s talk about it, civilization is fucked, the poster should not continue to 8 carelessly.

33l Fishball: Why didn't the host come here? Wouldn't he hide in the toilet and masturbate?

34l Xingxing: I have complicated feelings, although I don't want to admit it, but I think the truth may be true upstairs.

56l Host: The host is back, feeling refreshed!

The "Gungun" team Jiansaner should be no strangers. Several players in it are popular anchors of Bamboo TV. Xiaobai, the host who "knows nothing, but likes the arena" likes to squat In the live broadcast room, I watched those anchors abuse the water players.

Let’s talk about Gun Bao, the captain of the "Gun Gun" team first. He is actually a beautiful girl, and he uses the 'Emperor' to make the world superb. It is a nightmare for many dps. When playing, there are very few times when you lose. Except for Chu Dashen, there are very few dps who can kill him solo, and as a voice control, what the host likes most is squatting in his live broadcast room and listening to him softly calling: "Chuci, the other side hit me again, come and save me~"

That's right, the ending sound has its own wavy line, you can feel it yourself.

Every time the host heard this sentence, he felt that the bones of the Great God Chu were crisp.

Cough, back to the topic.The host has watched the live broadcast of the official meet-and-greet before. At that time, he was shocked when he saw Gunbao walking on the stage. He is really soft and cute, especially like a panda dumpling. It makes people want to hug when they see it. sky!

Uh... well, it's a bit exaggerated, but Gun Gun's face is really good, his skin is very fair, and he looks very green and vigorous. Put a picture of a panda eating bamboo in the morning light and mist, and you can feel it for yourself. Anyway, the host first saw it This is what it feels like to see rolling, and the real person looks better than the video, and the video looks fatter!

Needless to say, the one sitting next to Gun Gun is the Great God Chu, so Master Rong wiped his saliva.

He is really a male god, the thief is fucking handsome, please forgive the rest of the host for his clumsiness, you can imagine for yourself, anyway, the host is a nympho.

The next few are Lele, Luo Feng and Luo Ge. These are also handsome. I don’t know if it’s the illusion of the host. Ambiguous, is it true that Cizang cp is really going to develop into reality?

Suddenly I feel a little sympathetic to Brother Luo, Cang Dad really can only stand alone outside the Yumen Pass, pity you, even Qin Dad can't save you who are single.

58l water cup: Wow~ The original poster has grown thick suddenly, keep going, don’t stop.

59 Seeing sex and forgetting righteousness: Don’t stop, the poster. I said that Chu Dashen is really handsome. I have seen it in videos and real people. I can’t control it. If anyone dares to say that the players who play games are all wretched men and dead home men, I will Just throw out the photo of Great God Chu.

60l Scarecrow: It made me more firm in my guess that the team is selected based on appearance in the offline competition. After all, it is going to be on TV. I am too sorry for how the audience can increase the ratings.

61l: Wow, what to do, I want to become a fan of these two teams.

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111 Landlord: You are too much, you actually left me a 111th floor, the landlord should stop eating dog food, okay? !

Calm down and continue to 8.

I won’t introduce the competition or anything else. Anyway, you should have watched all the swordsman er you want to watch. Those who haven’t watched it can turn left to station b to watch the recording, or go directly to the live broadcast room of a few anchors.

Although the host has played Jiansan for three years, he is still a badass and loves the arena, but he doesn't understand it. He only understands the blood bar when watching the game, so we skip the game directly and just introduce it briefly.

The first game was Ming Gexiu of the "Gun Gun" team vs. Jian Gai Du of the "Jiba" team. I don't want to say too much about this game, because my beloved "Gun Gun" team lost and made me cry for a while.

In the beginning, Mo Wen, the Great God of Chu, played very fiercely. He opened the "Gu Ying" to press the blood line, and then "Pingsha" milk poison, and then Luofeng God took "Double Payment" and "Life and Death Tribulation", the blood line of the milk poison It reached 5.00% at one point, but she lifted it up with 'Qian Die', and it actually lifted it up!

As you all know in the next game, the sword beggars of the "Jiba" team cooperated very tacitly, the two of them seemed to have slept in the same bed, so Gun Gun and they just gged like that.

112l Guess what I'm thinking: Smiling wretchedly, someone who has slept in a bed like a god, really has depth.

113l fan girl: Although Chu Dashen and the others lost this game, it was still very exciting, and the confession of the sword beggar is so loving.

123l Host: The second game is Cangjiao Poison vs Qihuahua. I don’t need to say which configuration belongs to which team. I believe everyone knows that in this game, I can only sympathize with the Beggar Gang. They were chased and beaten all the way. Rhythm, Qichun's father is terrible, and this is Qichun, the great god of Chu, I only heard a few "slaps" and "boom" from Huajian, and then everything was over, and the beggars didn't even laugh Come out, distressed.

124 Chirp: ...

129 Xiaoxiao: ...

131 Dumb: Distressed...

145 Poster: The third match is the Cezangxiu of the "Gungun" team vs. the sword beggar show of the "Jiba" team. Here I want to emphasize that the milk show of the "Jiba" team is "Crimson Lips". Yes, this unique acupoint is sealed with lightness kung fu, and combined with the accusers of the beggar gang, it can make people who are beaten by the beggar gang want to die, ah~

As a little milk flower, I don't want to experience this feeling anymore.

As soon as the game started, the beggars rushed up after drinking, and the target was of course Gun Gun's Naixiu. Gun Gun avoided the first time, but didn't dodge the second time. Naixiu's 'Crimson Lips' debuff, once he 'stalks the clouds' escapes, he will be blocked.

At that moment, I was really terrified. I was afraid that Gun Gun would be squatted to death by the beggar gang. However, I was too naive. Feng Dashen and Lele's Ce Zang trampled the beggar gang!

The beggar gang had only a layer of blood left, so they had no choice but to open the "Laughing Drunken Man" and escaped from the sky. Lele's strategy immediately turned to Naixiu on the opposite side. When the horse's hoof fell, Xiuxiu was disabled ...

I have to say that Cezang's explosive power is really terrifying. Naixiu had no choice but to drive 'Butterfly' and run away all the way to the distance.

Do you know how the host felt at that time, just like drinking a big aunt, wanting to yell with blood on his face, "Xiuxiu, come back quickly, your teammates are still behind you and haven't caught up. I can't escape!"

However, Xiuxiu didn't hear it.

My poor little beggar gang was beaten up by Cezang, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. By the time their team's milk show came back around the house, the beggar was already dead...

146 Eat melon: Qiu Xiuxiu's psychological shadow area...

147 Guardian of Xiufang: Naixiu: "I just went to pick my feet, and you fucking died for me?!"

148 Goodbye Junshan: Let's go Pippi Shrimp, we don't want this kind of milk show!

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155 Poster: In the fourth match Cang Zangxiu vs Cang Zang Du, it is still needless to say which configuration belongs to which team. For Gun Gun, it is impossible for him to produce milk poison in the finals, unless he wants to seek death.

There is nothing to say about this game, as long as you know that Gun Gun won this game [-]-[-], you will know the result of this game. Here I want to express my love to Miss Cangjian, she is a sharp operator and has suffered several blood collapses It was all resolved by her, and the grasping point was very accurate, and I couldn't help but fall in love with her.

Miss Milk Poison is also very powerful. She interrupted Gun Gun several times at critical moments, and they missed the chance to kill Lele by just a little bit, but they were unlucky.

In short, everyone in this game is very good. Although the "Jiba" team was defeated, they played very well. Even I couldn't help itching after watching the game. Having said that, winning consecutive championships, this should be the first team in Jiansan's arena, pen core!

Passerby 156: Although I watched the live broadcast before, but after listening to the host's description, I still want to say 66666 to the "Gun Gun" team.

157 Jelly: Congratulations to the "Gungun" team for winning the championship. What should I do? I want to record the game again.

158 Arena Maniac: Take me upstairs, I want to go too.

159l Host: The competition is over, let's get to the point, high-energy ahead, non-combatants please evacuate quickly!

160l eating melon: Nima, I haven't gotten to the point after talking for a long time, you can do it.

161l Conan: I should know what the author wants to talk about.

162l Xiaolan: I should know it too, high-energy warning, this is not a drill, this is not a drill!

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203l Eating Melon Seeds: Where did the host go? It’s been 10 minutes, and he ran away after setting off a smoke bomb?

207l drinking tea: probably fell into the toilet.

222l Grumpy: If you don't come back, the landlord, I will come to deliver blades!

223l Spread hands: It's over, there is a missing landlord, everyone should leave, there is no high energy at all.

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288l The host: The host is back... The host did not disappear on purpose, but was threatened.

It's the cc of a certain championship team. Just now, he even privately chatted with the host not to continue to post more, and said that if I don't post more, he will give me private yy, plus a photo of him and gg at home! ! ! !

I'm so excited, I can't hold it anymore! ! ! (cross out)

Cough, is the landlord such a person?How can the landlord be confused by these petty profits and ignore the gossip masses?shameful!

So the host continued to post more!

Silently covering his chest, he felt distressed and sent out the photo of the male god that I haven't seen yet but still lost.

289l Distressed: I seem to have guessed who the host was who chatted privately with the poster, and sighed, you should pretend to agree to cheat YY and the photo and then share it in the post.

290l despises the poster: You missed the whole world, and the fast 8! !

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333l Landlord: What did I say before?Oh, and speaking of the "Rolling" team winning.

The host's first reaction at the time was to look away from the big screen of the game and look at the male gods, and then Gao Neng came.

The host unexpectedly jumped up happily when he saw Gun Gun, and then threw himself into the arms of Great God Chu!What is rhythm?

Speaking of this, some people will definitely say that it is normal for boys to hug and celebrate together when they are happy. The host understands this reason. At first, the host thought that Gun Gun was too excited, so he went to hug his teammates, and it happened that Chu Dashen was by his side. So I hugged God Chu, but the more I looked at it, the more it felt wrong. Is this what ordinary teammates look like when they hug?

In between, Rolling threw himself into the arms of Great God Chu with a shy (?) face, his little face was puffy, and his eyes were watery, he rubbed his cheek against the shoulder of Great God Chu, and then Great God Chu smiled and doted on his face, With one arm around Gun Gun's waist and the other around his shoulder, he leaned down and whispered something in his ear, and then I saw Gun Gun blushing!

As for what he said that made Gun Gun Miao blush, the host couldn't guess.

You said, do normal men and men hug each other and never let go?Great God Chu also skillfully and naturally brought Gun Gun to his side, and put his arms around Gun Gun's neck, letting him put his face on his shoulders.

Full of ambiguity, okay?

The little heart is trembling.

334l shocked: I rely on me, I didn't see this scene during the live broadcast, and the adultery was discovered on the spot. This is definitely not a pure relationship between men and women. Could it be that God Chu and Gun Gun have already hooked up?

337l fan: As a longtime fan, I just want to say one thing: Humans with fish lips, have you only discovered it now?

339l Haoqi: I know a lot about upstairs, please ask 8888888888

341l fan 1: ^-^Actually, we have long suspected that these two people are together. In the "On Sword" competition, Gun Gun stood out. At that time, the commentator of the game was Chu Dashen.Great God Chu is the kind of person who doesn't praise others easily, but in that match he praised Gun Gun many times for the first time. As soon as Gun Gun came out in every game, the focus would be on Gun Gun. At that time, Great God Chu's fans said that these two people There's a woman in love.

342l Fan 1: Later, Gun Gun recruited, and by coincidence, he recruited Master Chu to the team. Master Chu recognized Gun Gun's voice in seconds, and then the two hooked up like this, and made an appointment to play in the arena together.

Later, the two went to the official face-to-face meeting together. I guess that's how the two hooked up in reality. Of course, it may have been earlier. After all, when I saw the live broadcast of the face-to-face meeting, the two of them forced each other tacitly and rolled off the stage. My eyes were still searching for the Great God Chu in the audience. When I saw it, I felt the sour smell of love overflowing the screen.

342l fan 2: After the meeting, the interaction between Gun Gun and Great God Chu was much less. I was still worried about whether I would die after seeing the light. Fortunately, during the Spring Festival, the two of them sprinkled a handful of sugar. Fans found that Great God Chu was by their side. Think about it, the two people who celebrated the Chinese New Year are together. Supplement is full of dog food, sweet die.

356l fan 3: I will continue to add that after they came back from the Spring Festival, Gun Gun left a message on Weibo saying that they would move. As a result, Chu Dashen also said on Weibo that day that he would help his friend move. Later, this Weibo was deleted in seconds, but it was even more suspicious. A guilty conscience!

After that, Gun Gun could often hear cats meowing during the live broadcast. As we all know, Gun Gun does not have a cat, but Chu Dashen has one, named Qiuqiu. If this cat is another strange roommate, how could he even The sound is so similar to that of Qiuqiu. You must know that Qiuqiu’s pseudo-mother, it’s like acting like a baby when she yells together. It’s super easy to recognize!

358l fan 4: I seem to remember that when Master Chu was broadcasting live, he was caught by 8 fans in the same room as Gun Gun, and when fans speculated about his relationship with Gun Gun, Master Chu did not deny it. Hug, they are probably really together.

456l Passerby: I suddenly realized that these two people came out publicly.

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999l dog food: I didn’t realize until now that this offline game is not for watching the game, but for eating dog food.

This floor is dedicated to Master Chu and Gun Gun, I wish you a long time, go back to your hometown and get married!

An Ning read all the replies, wiped her face, rubbed into Pei Xiuran's chest and said pitifully, "Chuci, we seem to be out of the closet, the whole world knows we are together."

Pei Xiuran closed the private chat window of the post bar, pressed An Ning down, and said in a hoarse voice, "This is just right, and there won't be a bunch of people following you to propose marriage."

After a pause, Pei Xiuran raised his eyebrows, and said narrowly: "There is one more question, when are you going to follow the fan's wishes and go back to my hometown to marry me?"