Panda's Road to Internet Celebrity
Chapter 10 Coaxing Wife
There are many official CPs of Jiansan, such as Cezang, Huayang, Foxiu, Tang Du, Ming Gai, etc. Among them, the cps of Tiance and Zangjian are the most popular, and various videos and music emerge in endlessly, sweet and cruel. .
Tiance is the most heroic sect in Jiansanli. They were stationed in Luoyang during the Taiping period, and they were called the "Wolf of the Eastern Capital". The rebellion broke Luoyang, and Li Chengen led all the soldiers to fight against the sky, killing the last soldier, and finally the entire army was wiped out, and he became a loyal family.
Although the Tiance Mansion was not destroyed in the game, the entire map of the sect has long been poisoned by the flames of war, and it is full of desolation. The comrades who once fought hand in hand have already fallen under the enemy's long sword. "Born in Luoyang, buried in Beimang "How many Tiance players were made to cry, among so many schools in Jiansan, Tiance's school map is the only one that is in war.
The hidden sword sect is exactly the opposite of Tiance. He is one of the four great families in the rivers and lakes. He built his village by the West Lake and is famous for making swords. The integrity of a gentleman is like the wind, standing together with Tiance has a distinct image, one is a young master who is ignorant of the world, and the other is a tough and tender general, one moves and one is quiet, one is free and easy and the other is calm, they complement each other perfectly. The reciprocity of skills is very good, so there are many people who eat this pair of CP.
At this time in the arena, Chen Leshi's hidden sword "Peak Thrust" knocked Luo Feng's Tiance off the horse, but his own blood line was also in jeopardy. I had no choice but to throw the 'wind sleeve' to him.
At this time, Jing Yu of the Whale Team suddenly disappeared, An Ning yelled badly, and immediately said to Chen Leshi: "Jing Yu has disappeared, I don't have skills, Leleli can reduce the damage by himself."
But Chen Leshi's eyes were already red, and he frantically chased Tiance and beat him fiercely, so the next second he "slapped" and lay down on the cold ground, dying without even a chance to struggle. .
Therefore, the Rolling team lost one point first.
Chen Leshi was like a defeated rooster, and came out of the game map dejectedly. As soon as the screen switched, he saw that idiot Luo Feng standing in front of him. The two characters were face to face. It's very ambiguous from the point of view.
That's fine, that idiot Luo Feng sent another message: "Honey, you hit me just now, it hurts so much, please touch it."
Touch Nima!This is a typical example of getting cheap and acting good. Chen Leshi was fired again, and quickly typed a line and sent it: "Who is your wife, can you get out of here?!"
As soon as this line of words was sent, Luo Feng immediately sent back with a pitiful expression: "Honey, don't be angry, it was Shuo Feng who killed you, not me, I just scolded him for you, the big deal is that we don't want to kill you." Won."
I rely on Nima! !
Chen Leshi was about to go crazy: "Come on someone and force this idiot out, it's too affecting the mood of the game."
An Ning and Luo Cheng looked at each other and sighed helplessly.
At this time, the barrage of the live broadcast was already crazy.
"The lower left corner is close to the attention, and it is true that there is adultery in the plot."
"This deep pampering tone, I bet you will lose Ce Jing."
"Ce Jing still dares to win? Be careful when you go back, you will be shut down and kneel on the keyboard!"
"It's so infuriating, there is a dirty PY deal in such a serious place as the Sword Competition, but I like it!"
Sure enough, Ce Jing lost the second game, and even lost the third, and the loss was inexplicable. In Pei Xiuran's words: "This enigmatic position, enigmatic coordination, the Ce Jing team showed off their acting skills. The title of Best Actor Oscar in this year’s contest is none other than these two.”
The idol lost the game, and was overturned in an advantageous game, but there was no crying on the barrage of the live broadcast, but a strange joy, such as: "In my lifetime, I finally saw that Luo Dashen was raped by the family. It's worth it."
"Touch Luo Fengfeng's dog's head, our husband's house must take good care of his wife's villa, and he must coax his wife when she is angry."
"Congratulations to Fengfeng for being able to go to bed tonight, if there is any problem, just solve it in bed."
"If you are a man, you must be able to bend and stretch. It doesn't matter if you win or lose. Your wife must coax you well. Give Luo Dashen a thumbs up."
"Tsk tsk tsk, the car has overturned, the beauty is misleading the country, why don't you hurry up and coax your wife!"
So, there is a kind of true love fan who loves you and will complain about you.
At 2:1 p.m., the semi-finals ended smoothly. The Rolling team advanced [-]-[-]. They will compete for the championship and runner-up with Qihuahua "Irreversible Since Ancient Yanghua" in Group B tomorrow night, and Luofeng's Cejing team will also compete Instead of quitting the competition, he will compete for the third place tomorrow night with "Overbearing Mingjiao Qiao Changge" in Group C.
Pei Xiuran closed the mic, hugged Qiuqiu, who was sleeping paralyzed in front of the keyboard, into his arms, and stroked his hair. The phone on the desk lit up, and when he picked it up, he found that it was a new Weibo post by Fu Feng: "Oh, accidentally I fell down, thanks to my teammates who have been with me and my little friends who supported me, thank you, and my wife, you performed great tonight, really!"
As soon as this Weibo was posted, there were nearly a hundred comments, and the top one was the replies from Fu Feng's two teammates: "Thank you, there is no need, this year's bonus boss just look at it and give it."
Below is a group of gags who asked Fu Feng to give his two teammates a big red envelope. After all, the two gave up the championship for the sake of the boss's pursuit of his wife.
Some people told Fu Feng not to play Weibo anymore, and to coax Xiaozangjian back when he was in a good mood after winning the game, so that he could bring his wife home.
This posture of universal celebration seems to be the winning team.
Pei Xiuran laughed, and called Fu Feng: "Are you serious?"
Fu Feng didn't answer but asked instead: "Have you ever seen me joking about big things? It's not my style to flirt with others."
Pei Xiuran was noncommittal, twirling his fingers around Qiuqiu's ears, pondered for a moment and said, "Are you planning to date online?"
"Why not?" Fu Feng shrugged, "Jian San is a really poisonous game. In the past, even if I was killed, I wouldn't believe that I would be interested in people who are separated by a network cable."
"You're really stuck," Pei Xiuran laughed, "but judging from tonight, that hidden sword doesn't have any interest in you at all."
Hit and hit!Fu Feng sighed and said: "Take it easy. If it doesn't work, you can just forget it. After all, this road is not easy. To be honest, it is easy to find someone to fall in love with, but it is very difficult to find the right person. The hard part is being happy."
Pei Xiuran was deeply touched by these words. He wanted to persuade him but didn't know what to say. After a while, he said, "It's good that you can think about it. It's time for Qiuqiu to sleep. I'm going to tidy up the cat litter for it. I'll hang up first."
After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone neatly without giving the other party any time to react. Fu Feng was so angry that he jumped in the room and yelled at the hung up phone: "Pei Xiuran, you have the ability to be a cat slave, and you have the ability to be a cat slave in the future." Marrying a wife also wears fur, you dead fluffy!"
On September 150st, the Sword Discussion Competition officially held by Jiansan finally ushered in the finals. On this night, the number of people watching the live broadcast online exceeded [-] million, making it the biggest ceremony of Jiansan this year.
In order to ensure fairness to the greatest extent, the winning rule of the finals was changed from the original best-of-three to best-of-five. The first teams to play were Luo Feng's Cejing team and Group C's Minge team. One method was superior, the other configuration was superior, and the fight was evenly matched, but in the end the whale strategy was superior, and they won the third place trophy with a score of 3 to 1.
The next step is the rolling team.Their opponent this time is Qihuahua, a very terrifying combination. Their scariness lies not in their configuration, but in their cooperation and explosion. All the way to the finals, their cooperation and explosion are absolutely terrifying like hell.
Qi Chun is a long-distance mental method of the Chunyang sect, which combines high explosiveness and high immunity, and once dominated the arena.His main damage skills are arranged in numbers from one to nine, which are "Tai Chi Promise", "Yangyi Transformation", "Three Talents Transformation", "Four Elephant Reincarnation", "Five Directions", "Liuhe Dominance", "Seven Star Arch" "Rui", "Bagua Dongxuan" and "Nine Turns to One", embody the Taoist thought that one life is two, two begets three, three begets all things, and finally ninety-nine is one.
Huajian is the attack mentality of Wanhuamen. It is characterized by high explosiveness and high survival, but its weakness is low control immunity and low release control. His damage is mainly achieved by poisoning the enemy. The purpose of killing, this mentality is to play well and play badly are two extremes, good play can wave out in the red circle, and bad play can only be controlled and beaten to death. Fight back, this is the difference between parallel imports and high play.
There is also a healing method under the Wanhua sect, known as milk flower, which is characterized by large milk volume, strong dispersal, and many skills to protect teammates. The disadvantage is low release control, low control free, and weak self-protection ability. This is exactly the same as milk show On the contrary, so an internal skill teammate who is often paired with a crispy but taunting teammate, and an external skill teammate who is often paired with a thick blood and is resistant to beatings.
When Cang Zangxiu of the external skill team meets Qi Huahua of the internal skill team, whether Cang Zang crushes Qi Hua or whether Qi Hua explodes and kills Cang Zang is an unsolved mystery.
Tiance is the most heroic sect in Jiansanli. They were stationed in Luoyang during the Taiping period, and they were called the "Wolf of the Eastern Capital". The rebellion broke Luoyang, and Li Chengen led all the soldiers to fight against the sky, killing the last soldier, and finally the entire army was wiped out, and he became a loyal family.
Although the Tiance Mansion was not destroyed in the game, the entire map of the sect has long been poisoned by the flames of war, and it is full of desolation. The comrades who once fought hand in hand have already fallen under the enemy's long sword. "Born in Luoyang, buried in Beimang "How many Tiance players were made to cry, among so many schools in Jiansan, Tiance's school map is the only one that is in war.
The hidden sword sect is exactly the opposite of Tiance. He is one of the four great families in the rivers and lakes. He built his village by the West Lake and is famous for making swords. The integrity of a gentleman is like the wind, standing together with Tiance has a distinct image, one is a young master who is ignorant of the world, and the other is a tough and tender general, one moves and one is quiet, one is free and easy and the other is calm, they complement each other perfectly. The reciprocity of skills is very good, so there are many people who eat this pair of CP.
At this time in the arena, Chen Leshi's hidden sword "Peak Thrust" knocked Luo Feng's Tiance off the horse, but his own blood line was also in jeopardy. I had no choice but to throw the 'wind sleeve' to him.
At this time, Jing Yu of the Whale Team suddenly disappeared, An Ning yelled badly, and immediately said to Chen Leshi: "Jing Yu has disappeared, I don't have skills, Leleli can reduce the damage by himself."
But Chen Leshi's eyes were already red, and he frantically chased Tiance and beat him fiercely, so the next second he "slapped" and lay down on the cold ground, dying without even a chance to struggle. .
Therefore, the Rolling team lost one point first.
Chen Leshi was like a defeated rooster, and came out of the game map dejectedly. As soon as the screen switched, he saw that idiot Luo Feng standing in front of him. The two characters were face to face. It's very ambiguous from the point of view.
That's fine, that idiot Luo Feng sent another message: "Honey, you hit me just now, it hurts so much, please touch it."
Touch Nima!This is a typical example of getting cheap and acting good. Chen Leshi was fired again, and quickly typed a line and sent it: "Who is your wife, can you get out of here?!"
As soon as this line of words was sent, Luo Feng immediately sent back with a pitiful expression: "Honey, don't be angry, it was Shuo Feng who killed you, not me, I just scolded him for you, the big deal is that we don't want to kill you." Won."
I rely on Nima! !
Chen Leshi was about to go crazy: "Come on someone and force this idiot out, it's too affecting the mood of the game."
An Ning and Luo Cheng looked at each other and sighed helplessly.
At this time, the barrage of the live broadcast was already crazy.
"The lower left corner is close to the attention, and it is true that there is adultery in the plot."
"This deep pampering tone, I bet you will lose Ce Jing."
"Ce Jing still dares to win? Be careful when you go back, you will be shut down and kneel on the keyboard!"
"It's so infuriating, there is a dirty PY deal in such a serious place as the Sword Competition, but I like it!"
Sure enough, Ce Jing lost the second game, and even lost the third, and the loss was inexplicable. In Pei Xiuran's words: "This enigmatic position, enigmatic coordination, the Ce Jing team showed off their acting skills. The title of Best Actor Oscar in this year’s contest is none other than these two.”
The idol lost the game, and was overturned in an advantageous game, but there was no crying on the barrage of the live broadcast, but a strange joy, such as: "In my lifetime, I finally saw that Luo Dashen was raped by the family. It's worth it."
"Touch Luo Fengfeng's dog's head, our husband's house must take good care of his wife's villa, and he must coax his wife when she is angry."
"Congratulations to Fengfeng for being able to go to bed tonight, if there is any problem, just solve it in bed."
"If you are a man, you must be able to bend and stretch. It doesn't matter if you win or lose. Your wife must coax you well. Give Luo Dashen a thumbs up."
"Tsk tsk tsk, the car has overturned, the beauty is misleading the country, why don't you hurry up and coax your wife!"
So, there is a kind of true love fan who loves you and will complain about you.
At 2:1 p.m., the semi-finals ended smoothly. The Rolling team advanced [-]-[-]. They will compete for the championship and runner-up with Qihuahua "Irreversible Since Ancient Yanghua" in Group B tomorrow night, and Luofeng's Cejing team will also compete Instead of quitting the competition, he will compete for the third place tomorrow night with "Overbearing Mingjiao Qiao Changge" in Group C.
Pei Xiuran closed the mic, hugged Qiuqiu, who was sleeping paralyzed in front of the keyboard, into his arms, and stroked his hair. The phone on the desk lit up, and when he picked it up, he found that it was a new Weibo post by Fu Feng: "Oh, accidentally I fell down, thanks to my teammates who have been with me and my little friends who supported me, thank you, and my wife, you performed great tonight, really!"
As soon as this Weibo was posted, there were nearly a hundred comments, and the top one was the replies from Fu Feng's two teammates: "Thank you, there is no need, this year's bonus boss just look at it and give it."
Below is a group of gags who asked Fu Feng to give his two teammates a big red envelope. After all, the two gave up the championship for the sake of the boss's pursuit of his wife.
Some people told Fu Feng not to play Weibo anymore, and to coax Xiaozangjian back when he was in a good mood after winning the game, so that he could bring his wife home.
This posture of universal celebration seems to be the winning team.
Pei Xiuran laughed, and called Fu Feng: "Are you serious?"
Fu Feng didn't answer but asked instead: "Have you ever seen me joking about big things? It's not my style to flirt with others."
Pei Xiuran was noncommittal, twirling his fingers around Qiuqiu's ears, pondered for a moment and said, "Are you planning to date online?"
"Why not?" Fu Feng shrugged, "Jian San is a really poisonous game. In the past, even if I was killed, I wouldn't believe that I would be interested in people who are separated by a network cable."
"You're really stuck," Pei Xiuran laughed, "but judging from tonight, that hidden sword doesn't have any interest in you at all."
Hit and hit!Fu Feng sighed and said: "Take it easy. If it doesn't work, you can just forget it. After all, this road is not easy. To be honest, it is easy to find someone to fall in love with, but it is very difficult to find the right person. The hard part is being happy."
Pei Xiuran was deeply touched by these words. He wanted to persuade him but didn't know what to say. After a while, he said, "It's good that you can think about it. It's time for Qiuqiu to sleep. I'm going to tidy up the cat litter for it. I'll hang up first."
After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone neatly without giving the other party any time to react. Fu Feng was so angry that he jumped in the room and yelled at the hung up phone: "Pei Xiuran, you have the ability to be a cat slave, and you have the ability to be a cat slave in the future." Marrying a wife also wears fur, you dead fluffy!"
On September 150st, the Sword Discussion Competition officially held by Jiansan finally ushered in the finals. On this night, the number of people watching the live broadcast online exceeded [-] million, making it the biggest ceremony of Jiansan this year.
In order to ensure fairness to the greatest extent, the winning rule of the finals was changed from the original best-of-three to best-of-five. The first teams to play were Luo Feng's Cejing team and Group C's Minge team. One method was superior, the other configuration was superior, and the fight was evenly matched, but in the end the whale strategy was superior, and they won the third place trophy with a score of 3 to 1.
The next step is the rolling team.Their opponent this time is Qihuahua, a very terrifying combination. Their scariness lies not in their configuration, but in their cooperation and explosion. All the way to the finals, their cooperation and explosion are absolutely terrifying like hell.
Qi Chun is a long-distance mental method of the Chunyang sect, which combines high explosiveness and high immunity, and once dominated the arena.His main damage skills are arranged in numbers from one to nine, which are "Tai Chi Promise", "Yangyi Transformation", "Three Talents Transformation", "Four Elephant Reincarnation", "Five Directions", "Liuhe Dominance", "Seven Star Arch" "Rui", "Bagua Dongxuan" and "Nine Turns to One", embody the Taoist thought that one life is two, two begets three, three begets all things, and finally ninety-nine is one.
Huajian is the attack mentality of Wanhuamen. It is characterized by high explosiveness and high survival, but its weakness is low control immunity and low release control. His damage is mainly achieved by poisoning the enemy. The purpose of killing, this mentality is to play well and play badly are two extremes, good play can wave out in the red circle, and bad play can only be controlled and beaten to death. Fight back, this is the difference between parallel imports and high play.
There is also a healing method under the Wanhua sect, known as milk flower, which is characterized by large milk volume, strong dispersal, and many skills to protect teammates. The disadvantage is low release control, low control free, and weak self-protection ability. This is exactly the same as milk show On the contrary, so an internal skill teammate who is often paired with a crispy but taunting teammate, and an external skill teammate who is often paired with a thick blood and is resistant to beatings.
When Cang Zangxiu of the external skill team meets Qi Huahua of the internal skill team, whether Cang Zang crushes Qi Hua or whether Qi Hua explodes and kills Cang Zang is an unsolved mystery.
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